131 thoughts on “can i please get some hair inspo that would go well with my face shape?

      • Anonymous says:

        https://i.imgur.com/bLmZoq6.png

        I think OP is currently a Troon actually, ftm. Pic related

        exactly what i said here […]

        disgusting

        […]

        stop samefagging stupid

        and the pic the posted is the best advice you’ve gotten so far. Too caught up in tiktok memes about millennial side parts lmao. Experiment, be your own person, all you’re doing is parting your hair differently.

        david sylvian pulls that kind of hairstyle off because of his androgyny
        i need a more masculine haircut that isn’t a buzzcut

      • Anonymous says:

        https://i.imgur.com/bLmZoq6.png

        I think OP is currently a Troon actually, ftm. Pic related

        These are obviously both me as I was exposing the troon, but it’s not samefagging as I’m not engaging in a fake conversation with myself, just two seperate posts I made.

        […]

        was me (deleted and repost due to typos) because I was responding to

        read […]

        You must be another troon

        • Anonymous says:

          For

          […]
          […]
          […]
          stop samefagging stupid
          […]
          david sylvian pulls that kind of hairstyle off because of his androgyny
          i need a more masculine haircut that isn’t a buzzcut

          Please learn what samefagging actually means next time, anon

    • Anonymous says:

      thats where it naturally parts
      >grow your beard out
      lol’d

      I’d honestly just ask the barber to retain the style but clean it up if you wanna remain andro

      yeah im probably going to just go with this
      if anything, i can always wear a cap for a week or two

      Ask the haicutter person to give you any style they think would suit you

      im too socially stupid to give such complex instructions

    • Anonymous says:

      im 99% sure that picture is of a fentanyl addicted tranny and failed soundcloud rapper who lives on skid row, he was on soft white underbelly a while ago

      • Anonymous says:

        That is David Sylvian, synthpop musician from the 80s that disbanded the band when they were in their peak so that the band wouldnt become shit over time, now he does his own stuff and is in his healthy 50-60s

    • Anonymous says:

      and the pic the posted is the best advice you’ve gotten so far. Too caught up in tiktok memes about millennial side parts lmao. Experiment, be your own person, all you’re doing is parting your hair differently.

    • Anonymous says:

      you will never be a man

      this girl looks so hecking annoying holy shit. this is the type of person I’m avoiding irl

      hair inspo?

  1. Anonymous says:

    Just tell the barber to give you something popular/stylish that they think would work on you.
    If you aren’t going to a barber that is capable of making that kind of assessment, you aren’t spending enough money and no amount of suggestions from this board will help when they heck up your vision of what you’ve set your mind on.

    Also, why the heck are you using a filter in that picture?
    heck off with that shit.

    • Anonymous says:

      >If you aren’t going to a barber that is capable of making that kind of assessment, you aren’t spending enough money
      i guess everything ties back to this
      how do i even find a good enough barber other than through trial and error
      >Also, why the heck are you using a filter in that picture?
      im not?

      • Anonymous says:

        >how do i even find a good enough barber
        Google. Reviews. Poking your head in to see what’s up.
        Asking people with nice styles where they go.
        If the Asians working there don’t speak English, you’ll have a good/cheap cut so long as you already know what you want and have a picture or name of the style.

        If you want the next step up, then it’ll take more digging.
        A good rule of thumb is the later they’re open, the smaller/nicer the layout, and the blacker your barber, the better the cut.
        Sometimes they’re also billed as "grooming lounges" and may have booze, cigar, or social sections.
        You’re not really in there for a cut the first time, you’re going on a first date. Good black barbers mate for life.
        They may not do white hair (or white people, or weird people), so if you’re just "checking out the place because you’ve been considering changing things up," you can make some smalltalk with the patrons and any available barbers.
        It should be pretty clear if they’re not interested in taking you on, so like and first date that doesn’t work out, compliment them, give well wishes, and be on your way.
        You can definitely hit these places up during the day, but evening to night is when they do their best work and have the best staff, even if that’s just the owner hanging out and shooting the shit for hours.

        They do have white/multi-racial versions in some parts of the country, but I don’t need to drone on about those since getting your foot in the door of those is relatively the same, if not significantly easier.

          • Anonymous says:

            Ah, yeah. Most of this is a burger-centric perspective, my apologies.
            You’ll have to go searching for the the terms that are used wherever you’re at. I’m certain you’ve got a similar deal, since certain barbershops also functioning as social groups isn’t unique to America.
            Even just a cursory search tells me that "grooming lounges" and black barbershops are still a thing in the UK, but I’m not certain if the Asian stereotype holds. It seems they’ve got a think for Turks that fill both the Asian role in some areas and they also even have their own higher-end grooming lounges.

            Just start searching for what niche social cultures surround grooming in your country and you’ll be on your way. It’s a bit of work and can be spendy if you mistake a high-end luxury place for one of the social places, but it’s worth it in the end to find the social ones.
            Cheap enough that any average person can afford, good conversations with new friends, and the best damn cut you’ll ever find.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Holy mother of poon you do no pass. I saw your female hips too. have a nice day you will never ever be a male, have a dick, have a wide frame ect ect

    • Anonymous says:

      >NOO NOOOO I NEED TO HAVE SHORT HAIR!!! THEN I HAVE TO INJECT TESTOSTERONE IN MY BODY TO MAKE ME GO BALD AND GROW BODY HAIR EVERYWHERE, THEN I HAVE TO CUT SOME SKIN OFF MY ARM AND HAVE THE DOCTORS FOLD IT INTO A FLESH ROLL-UP AND STITCH IT OVER MY VAGINA SO I CAN PRETEND TO HAVE A DICK

        • Anonymous says:

          80%? more like 95%

          the frame, the height, the voice… she will lack everything that gives value to a man. men wont respect her and other women will despise her

    • Anonymous says:

      https://i.imgur.com/Z5A4imk.gif

      >NOO NOOOO I NEED TO HAVE SHORT HAIR!!! THEN I HAVE TO INJECT TESTOSTERONE IN MY BODY TO MAKE ME GO BALD AND GROW BODY HAIR EVERYWHERE, THEN I HAVE TO CUT SOME SKIN OFF MY ARM AND HAVE THE DOCTORS FOLD IT INTO A FLESH ROLL-UP AND STITCH IT OVER MY VAGINA SO I CAN PRETEND TO HAVE A DICK

      For what? To feel the overbearing rights and better life of patriachy?
      Being the lower 80% of males?

      80%? more like 95%

      the frame, the height, the voice… she will lack everything that gives value to a man. men wont respect her and other women will despise her

      im a biological male

  3. Anonymous says:

    shoulder length parted in the middle. you look like you would have nice wavy hair especially if you spent some time in/near the ocean so that it gets a bit salty

    • Anonymous says:

      >i don’t get what going on here
      i needed to get a haircut, i didnt know what to get, and so i made a thread asking for hair inspo

  4. Anonymous says:

    Listen here little baby. You’re gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain’t what I’m about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don’t ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

    >mfw thinking about you hurting

  5. Anonymous says:

    Say, what’s the deal with that dang ol’makeup you’re wearin’? You lookin’ to put on a show or somethin’ man, I’m talkin’bout you gonna’ put on some dang’ol burlesque show man? And dang ol’, I ain’t never seen lips so small, I tell you what. They look like they belong on a bird or somethin’. But hey, no offense, man. Just curious. And say, I noticed you wearin’ those headphones all the time. You tryin’ to block out the noise of the world or somethin’? On the dang ol’spectrum or somethin’? Just wonderin’. Hey, no offense, man. Just curious."

        • Anonymous says:

          Dang ol’, that there IQ thang can be a real downer, man. But tell you what, man, it ain’t all it’s cracked up to be. Y’see, some folks is smart in one way, some folks is smart in another way. Like, I ain’t no fancy-pants professor, but I know how to fix a dang ol’ car or grill up a mean steak, man. And that’s what counts, man.

          So don’t you go frettin’ none about that there IQ thang. Just keep on bein’ you, man, and you’ll be just fine. And if anybody gives you any grief about it, just tell ’em to go suck on a dang ol’ egg.

          • Anonymous says:

            no idea tbh

            https://i.imgur.com/avyRZDC.png

            it’s not too late to turn your life around and return to your natural state. establish yourself, find a husband, have a kid, raise a family, live a trad life. there’s nothing but sadness and unfulfillment if you continue down this road.

            i will do all those things and have always planned to do them…
            as a man

          • Anonymous says:

            So you’re trying to tell me this thing was a dude, that decided to troon out, and is now trying to untroon, but due to their prior trooning they now instead stuck in the uncanny valley and resemble a ftm despite actually being once being a dude. Wild

          • Anonymous says:

            no hecking way HAHAHAHAHA

            that’s what people have said before but i don’t know if it’s true. if it is though, it’s kind of hecked up that people are still calling them a troon.

          • Anonymous says:

            Based on what they’ve said in this thread they’re 19, so unless they were trooning out at as a teen then I doubt it, but there are a lot of teen troons, so maybe it’s true?

          • Anonymous says:

            yeah, i looked through the archives and it looks like that’s the case, actually. kind of sad that people are shitting on them for trying to turn things around then but oh well.

          • Anonymous says:

            who knows. kid was on LULZ at that age too but i feel like a lot of us came here when we were underaged tbf.

          • Anonymous says:

            At this point OP just needs to own his history when he posts for advice. Unironically ppl would be much more willing to help if when questioned about his gender etc, he just said
            >ya I was hecked up a few years ago and thought I was a girl, tried to transition, but I sorted my shit out and I know I’m a man now. I’m trying to get back on track.
            All the hate he gets is because he keeps trying to lie and hide his past from LULZ autist who know archives exist and don’t forget things. tbh the way he lies about his past is what really makes me believe his age too (19). That’s very common childish behavior.

          • Anonymous says:

            Don’t feel bad anon. This piece of shit freak enjoys attention otherwise it wouldn’t have posted it’s face. This is no "asking haircut advise" thread, it’s a "give me attention and talk about me" thread. These freaks are sick in the head and are better off left to rot alone in their goon caves.

          • Anonymous says:

            on LULZ of all places, look at any thread asking something similar and it will not stay on top for more than 5 posts
            with that out the way, kys OP you hecking dunce

          • Anonymous says:

            exactly what i said here

            when she posted that picture we were all wondering how the heck a guy could have such hecked up hips

            everything became clear when that disgusting ftm exposed her face

            disgusting

  6. Anonymous says:

    it’s not too late to turn your life around and return to your natural state. establish yourself, find a husband, have a kid, raise a family, live a trad life. there’s nothing but sadness and unfulfillment if you continue down this road.

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