Can I get a cute twink bf or is it over?

Can I get a cute twink bf or is it over?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I only date other twinks sadly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bland

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aren’t you married Mr. Walsh?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's Matt Walsh and Vaush's lovechild, Malsh Vaulsh

      The perfect political center

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >picrel
    Why is it that the most disgusting degenerate moids always have this look. always white, always overweight, always have an overgrown beard and glasses. ugh.
    Ditch the glasses and get contacts. If you want a twink bf go to the gym and get a well toned body, or if you want to lean into a more androgynous aesthetic, shave the beard.
    Stop thinking about what type of boyfriend you want and think about what you can give in return. I'm tired of absolute nobodies on this shitsite demanding a 10/10 gf or bf.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Notice how the vast majority cisgender heterosexual relationships are never built with this sort of premise. Makes you think.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Really does lmao.
        It's something both men AND women who are cishet do.
        On one hand you have greasy slob moids demanding a hyperfeminine skinny real life animu girl who's like a mom but also a housewife.
        And on the other you have narcissistic femoids with dyed hair who don't want to work but also don't want to be a housewife demanding men who are both hypermasculine but also not toxic at all.
        it makes me sick.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          COPE

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You need to get out of the fricking house more often, because most cishet relationships are just two randoms that get together well. Then again, considering you're LGBT, maybe it's better you don't leave the house, keep away from normal people.

            is someone mad i called out their hypocritical dating preferences and refusal to change :~~*

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No, I just think it's funny that cishet people are living happy, comfortable lives with people that love them, while the LGBT are sad, lonely, self-loathing and constantly trying to "improve" themselves.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You would make a terrible father and I feel bad for your future children.
            You won't love your son once he comes out as gay or MTF.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You're right anon, I'm not saying that I would be a good father, I don't want to be a father because to pass on my poor stock of genetics would be sadistic and cruel.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            if he loves his son chances he’d turn out to be either are low

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm gay and my father loves me and has always loved me. cope.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            meds

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You need to get out of the fricking house more often, because most cishet relationships are just two randoms that get together well. Then again, considering you're LGBT, maybe it's better you don't leave the house, keep away from normal people.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            holy strogen lgbtpz+ sisters?!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      because he is hiding his disgusting fricked up weak chin and attempting to appear more masculine to compensate his basedblob office job

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Isn’t that ronnie mcnutt?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/8teFMJg.jpg

        Can I get a cute twink bf or is it over?

        >ronnie mcnutt
        Holy shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          how did i not see this earlier holy frick
          my reply was a waste :c
          also rip

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my advice:
    1. get contacts. you are not pulling off those glasses.
    2. look at your hairline dawg!!! its over!!! shave it and keep the beard. maybe trim the beard its a bit long but definitely do not shave it off
    3. be large. muscle, fat, both, whatever
    do this and you will have daddy issues twinks crawling all over you

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sure you can, but you'd just need to have a bit of an open mind

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    homie you look nuts

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IF I DONT GET A TWINK BF SOON IM GOING TO BLOW MY BRAINS OUT WITH A SHOTGUN, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You'd be suprised what HRT could do.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mindblowing look papi <3

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Actually on second thought, I really don't see you ever getting a twink bf
    I guess that's it

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hey guys

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a better pic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is definitely someone else's face lmao. No one would be stupid enough to e-beg for a twink bf like this with that type of face.
      How come you hate the person in the photo enough to do this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Come to daddy

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Blue eyes are so ugly...
          Also if you're gonna bait at least do it more subtly.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly just give the beard a bit of a trim and he doesn't look half bad.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yo, stop posting my pictures bro.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    not unless the salary is > 2k a month buddy.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Your facial features are mind blowing.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dude is this the fetish and hard mental illness board you told me about? Shits cool man holy shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      did not expect that to be a gif. actually scared me

  16. 1 year ago
    Guts

    i did it when i was 20 pounds heavier so you probably can

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Rob McNutt, the guy who popped his head like a balloon on Facebook live while his mom was watching?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no but he will give you mindblowing dome to your girlclitty

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Picrel has the most quintessential chaser look so I think you can get a cute trans gf (providing you're bi at least), but not a twink I'm afraid. Twinks either go for each other or the really hot young bisexual guys.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i am considered cute by others and my friend insists that i am categorically a twink (which is funny because he doesn't know i'm gay), so i will give you my most honest input based on my personally preferences

    >the beard
    definitely trim the beard, i think long beards look cool, but not attractive. go for a bushy stubble at the longest, maybe with a bit more bush on the mustache if you wanna. if you're jawline/chin is bad you could keep it bushy but definitely not long, try something more rounded!
    >hairstyle
    that back-side-part looks neat and formal, but your hairline is kinda high and it makes you look older. however i see some longer strands on top so maybe you could go for a middle part (or a softer side part) with some loose strands on the side? i think that would look cool alongside some thick stubble.
    >glasses
    i think some thinner but rounder frames might make you look younger, but glasses are tricky and i'm not smart enough to know what's best for your face shape, but i definitely think you should try looking at some different frames for sure

    ofc idk what your body type or height is, but your facial structure from what i'm able to see looks pretty good, just try switching up your style, also you have kind eyes, i like em.

    also i couldn't find any decent pictures of the style i had in mind but the closest thing was this pic of arthur morgan i found and i think it's a style you might wanna experiment with? also just keep in mind that i'm generally moronic and all my advice could be worthless but idk i'm a little bored and figured my homosexualy ass could try my hand at giving input

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why did my shit turn all reddit-spacy wtfff it looked so much better in the little box i hate it
      whatever

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I knew boys like you preferred tanks like Arthur Morgan and me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        arthur is more muscle but still has a healthy amount of fat (at his default weight at least) picrel is def not my type but i know some twinks are into that kinda stuff

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i look like this now because i didn't take estrogen
    it's over bros...

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no you be the twink bf, on your knees anon

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