Buy an Alfa Romeo car right now you have 5 seconds
Buy an Alfa Romeo car right now you have 5 seconds
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thanks for confirming Prato chang
they're ugly, have a shit ton of electrical problems, and they depreciate fast af
And that's exactly why, as a car enthusiast, you should buy one
The Guilia is sex on 4 wheels
> sex on 4 wheels
How fucking autistic are you?
Tell me why. You have 2 seconds.
I’d rather be shot in the face.
Been seeing a couple, closest dealership to me is over 300 miles away. There is an suv I think it is attractive looking. But it's Italian, so you know if it's not a mid 90s Diablo or a F40 I ain't interested
>buys car
>breaks down 5 seconds later
The Giulia is just a BMW with a vagina snout
>Buy an Alfa Romeo
Feel like I would have to do an entire life change if I did
Probably start eating escargot and start going to art museums
But they only sell the 147 GTA in Italy 🙁 my citizenship can't come in soon enough
I was going to buy one, anon, but they cost 2x list price here in Poortugal, and the only person I know who ever drove one (Curtis Yarvin) had it explode on him.
>not posting the best one
that's one ugly alfa
I already have a red Giulietta, 1.4 170cv tct, it runs but it consumes a lot of gas
>1.4 car
It is a motorcycle a Chinese riksha
I’ll buy a Rosso Alfa 4C coupe when my Raptor is paid off.
Pure shit. Dumbest and most unreliable car.
Then show us reliable car
Anything with Cummins 5.7. My Volvo 2.4d is more reliable then this "Italian" chainsaw
Get the fuck off /misc/ clarkson and make another season of your farm show.
But i already have one?
The Guilia Quattro is nice.
That thing is butt ugly.