Bugs infest my house. There are likely entire civilizations of bugs within my walls that I will live my entire life not knowing about.

Bugs infest my house. There are likely entire civilizations of bugs within my walls that I will live my entire life not knowing about. But sometimes the bugs come out, so I have laid out traps for them. Now these traps obviously look like traps to me, but who knows how the bugs perceive them.

If I ever personally run into a bug (maybe near one of these traps) I will squash it dead with no remorse. It's a lower being than myself after all.

So forest stairs thread I guess.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    climb the stairs

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like you need to call pest control anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do, it's not enough fml.
      But I guess I wouldn't have this analogy otherwise.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Man i do pest control for a living, i guarantee i can tell you how to get rid of whatever insects you have.

        What are you seeing? Roaches, bedbugs, both? Something else? Lmk and i’ll tell you what to do.

        Whoever you are using is scamming you and trash, i’ve never been able to not get rid of an infestation of any sort.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good sir. How do I rid myself of the spidergarden gnome forever ?
          >freak of nature
          >kreepy
          >doesnt pay rent
          >expects free food
          >free accomidation
          >preaches talmud in low frequencies
          >predator that plays victim all the time
          >promotes interracial shit
          >menace to society
          >child molester
          >Always acts tough then runs and hides

          Clearly the spider is Hebrew. How do I rid any household I lay my head of such a garden gnome ?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Buy this bottle of talstar. It is only 62$ but will mix you 100gallons so will last for years.
            https://www.domyown.com/talstar-professional-insecticide-p-97.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIuPXQ7_uS-AIVh77ICh3kwwrNEAQYASABEgJMsPD_BwE&sub_id=655

            Buy a cheap sprayer
            https://www.amazon.com/Roundup-190260-Garden-Sprayer-Gallon/dp/B002YNSAKI/ref=asc_df_B002YNSAKI/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=416788749780&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=2121125175026547382&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9009938&hvtargid=pla-387750584297&psc=1&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=90729929941&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=416788749780&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=2121125175026547382&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9009938&hvtargid=pla-387750584297

            You can mix 1 gallon of water in sprayer with 2fl oz of Talstar at a ratio of 0.06% dilution.

            Fan spray all baseboards around home, around windows and doors, spray ceiling along the crack between ceiling and top of wall. You can even spray around the outside of your home too around windows, overhangs, eaves, doors, perimeter foundation.

            Do this every month you’ll never see any spiders i promise. You’ll also come out cheaper spending 100$ And being able to treat your own home for years over paying a pest guy 100$+ who isn’t taking care of your problem or properly mixing and diluting his products l.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'll bite.

          Roaches are my primary concern, but there are also a lot of silverfish and spiders but idgaf about them so much. Roaches petrify me because I know they are right behind my drywall, but since I share a wall there's only so much I can do. They can get so fucking big too.

          Anyway I basically do this:
          -Pay exterminator who sprays indoor and outdoor every three months. Doesn't do anything else.
          -Lay out roach motels on every level.
          -Put out bait traps on every level.
          -Spray raid once or twice a week in the spring/summer months where I know they show up.

          I don't typically see any huge roaches maybe a couple dead ones per year. I do see the tiny babies though and occasionally really small ones.

          I should probably just fucking relax tbh, but I just want to keep it under control and it fucking bothers me.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cockroaches, they live inbetween the cracks of my kitchen appliances i assume, after thinking about it for a while i think they might be attracted to my dirty dishes because i dont immediately clean them after im done using them

            For roaches i recommend Alpine WSG.
            https://www.domyown.com/alpine-wsg-p-2876.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIluf5sP2S-AIVQfSzCh0tNg83EAQYAiABEgIUdvD_BwE&sub_id=14696

            Dilute the correct amount for 1gallon in your pump sprayer. Also you’ll need Gentrol https://www.domyown.com/gentrol-igr-concentrate-p-604.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIytzmyP2S-AIVj4VaBR24XQ7CEAQYASABEgLY_vD_BwE&sub_id=821

            Gentrol is a insect growth regulator which will have to be used to prevent roaches from reproduction.

            Roaches reproduce swiftly, so a lot of times surviving roaches of your treatment will hatch babies that will be immune to the last chemical you used so it is important to be thorough the first time and wipe out 99% in order to keep from having a herd of roaches immune to your pesticides.

            Mix the correct dilution of Alpine WSG. Treat first with this
            Mix the correct dilution of Gentrol
            Treat second with this

            Roaches stay in warm areas so in or behind appliances are mating grounds for them. Move your fridge and treat below and behind it. Behind your microwave, dishwasher, oven, etc. Also treat all baseboards around home and you can even fan spray the floors.

            Using both of the products together will guarantee you results you want so long as you treat thoroughly in infested areas.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              thanks, im gonna try this sometime, i really do hate the pest control garden gnomes who do the bare minimum to sucker people like me, thank you for the help brother

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It will work and save you money in long run.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              thanks, im gonna try this sometime, i really do hate the pest control garden gnomes who do the bare minimum to sucker people like me, thank you for the help brother

              Ditto from me. I'll keep this info handy. Thanks.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think i have bedbugs, what process would you recommend? you’re a goldmine dude

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                For bedbugs you’re going to need atleast 2 cans of bedlam per mattress

                https://www.domyown.com/bedlam-plus-aerosol-p-2481.html?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=surfaces-across-google&utm_term=2482&srsltid=AWLEVJyP31ZjtG-zGeCTqfTeVQ_L4yxwx3NCuU1ivVEbXb1Bj61sjXus6eU&sub_id=2482

                Strip your mattress down, fan spray aerosol cans all over mattress/mattresses

                Also buy https://www.domyown.com/pt-alpine-flea-and-bed-bug-aerosol-p-1886.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI-4razZeT-AIVgsiGCh06ugFCEAQYAiABEgKbwvD_BwE

                With the alpine Aerosol, fan spray all floors/carpets/furniture/etc

                All clothes and sheets need to be washed on HOT

                Also buy alpine WSG and Gentrol that i linked in this post and treat the same way as described. All baseboards, cracks and crevices.

                Bedbugs hide in any crack and crevice, in your bed frames, under floors or anywhere dark and secluded so you may not know how bad your infestation is because they’re only coming out at night while you’re sleeping because you let off more Carbon dioxide in your exhales during sleep letting them know to come feast.

                Make sure treat all these areas very thoroughly.

                Use these products i sent you and treat yourself for 200$ versus paying 600$ - 1000$ for a pest tech to do it and maybe do a lousy job.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Read

                [...]
                For roaches i recommend Alpine WSG.
                https://www.domyown.com/alpine-wsg-p-2876.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIluf5sP2S-AIVQfSzCh0tNg83EAQYAiABEgIUdvD_BwE&sub_id=14696

                Dilute the correct amount for 1gallon in your pump sprayer. Also you’ll need Gentrol https://www.domyown.com/gentrol-igr-concentrate-p-604.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIytzmyP2S-AIVj4VaBR24XQ7CEAQYASABEgLY_vD_BwE&sub_id=821

                Gentrol is a insect growth regulator which will have to be used to prevent roaches from reproduction.

                Roaches reproduce swiftly, so a lot of times surviving roaches of your treatment will hatch babies that will be immune to the last chemical you used so it is important to be thorough the first time and wipe out 99% in order to keep from having a herd of roaches immune to your pesticides.

                Mix the correct dilution of Alpine WSG. Treat first with this
                Mix the correct dilution of Gentrol
                Treat second with this

                Roaches stay in warm areas so in or behind appliances are mating grounds for them. Move your fridge and treat below and behind it. Behind your microwave, dishwasher, oven, etc. Also treat all baseboards around home and you can even fan spray the floors.

                Using both of the products together will guarantee you results you want so long as you treat thoroughly in infested areas.

                To see how to treat with the Alpine WSG and gentrol

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Get a life

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whats wrong, homosexual?

                Are you the shitty pest tech?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Actual pest control advice on LULZ
              >best post ever

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just started seeing some dead or dying silverfish abit more lately. It's been raining alot. Not sure if that matters.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i literally have the same problem anon.. i live in a shitty apartment complex and ive called exterminators to come about 5 different times now and the bugs still come, i dont how or why they persist theres no food or anything i leave out but they just refuse to leave. i dont even know what they live off of theres nothing here besides some water in my bathroom that gets on the walls whenever i take a shower

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Read

          Man i do pest control for a living, i guarantee i can tell you how to get rid of whatever insects you have.

          What are you seeing? Roaches, bedbugs, both? Something else? Lmk and i’ll tell you what to do.

          Whoever you are using is scamming you and trash, i’ve never been able to not get rid of an infestation of any sort.

          Tell me what your problem is

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cockroaches, they live inbetween the cracks of my kitchen appliances i assume, after thinking about it for a while i think they might be attracted to my dirty dishes because i dont immediately clean them after im done using them

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sulfur powder + water mix it on a bottle and clean your house with it put it on the walls under bed etc. bugs hate that crap

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          those are just cockroaches wandering away from the cockroach village raised by your filthy neighbor(s)
          the offending neighbor(s) must be removed

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only good bug is a dead bug.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed

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