Weird DNA results... what the fuck am I?

Bros... what the fuck am I?

  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uhh.. Dude..

    You're a mutt.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A kang of course

      B-bros I was supposed to be an Anglo... I don't feel so good

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        whats the site called you stupid fucking nig- I mean, my dear anglo sweetheart

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A kang of course

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >0.1 Roman
    Dude.. we wuz Romans and shiieet.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get my results from this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      mytrueancestry

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >600 dollars
        youre a fucking retard OP

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s free at the simplest level. You can upload results from another test, and it’s tailor made for people who want to larp as ancient warriors

          Like me tbh. I don’t think it’s “real” but it’s kinda fun and supposedly they don’t sell your data

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            they have some weird samples, eg. i don't think there's any confirmed Illyriam sample, just Iron Age Croatians

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, though these should be pretty accurate, since they just compare your sample genome with the ancient sample genome, right? They just need a computer program to match the As Cs Ts and Gs

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Half steppe half idk.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey op maybe you should try horseriding
      you might be good at it

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    -Roman
    -Hispano Roman
    -Illyriam
    -Andalusian
    -Ancient Greek
    -Etruscan

    what the fuck am i?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >3/4 roman
        Greaseball detected

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, basicly. And part nafri, balkan and iberian...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Russian

        Italian

        It’s free at the simplest level. You can upload results from another test, and it’s tailor made for people who want to larp as ancient warriors

        Like me tbh. I don’t think it’s “real” but it’s kinda fun and supposedly they don’t sell your data

        German

        WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT IM LITERALLY FUCKING GERMAN

        Israeli

        bros...
        i don't feel so good...

        Breton

        so, am i a bar bar?

        French

        https://i.imgur.com/DrEKhc8.png

        indeed we wuz, kinsman

        Irish

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A based MED BVLL
        thanks anon
        but

        it's kind of bizarre lol, like, illyriam?
        And i look like a fucking cypriot or moroccan, don't know...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mycenaean/Etrusco-Italic
      Med bvll literally

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're half steppe, saka and sarmatians are steppe as fuck. Italians have some steppe component but I doubt it is that dominant as yours

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            i'm

            anon!

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh ok sry

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      italian

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tatar. You from Russia?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A featherless biped

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      BEHOLD

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT IM LITERALLY FUCKING GERMAN

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably gnomish converts lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ashkenazi dude lmao

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      dios mio…

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're German alright, just not ethnically German.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe the real goyim were the friends we made along the way...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      life comes at you fast anon time for the self hatred spiral kek

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blessed, move to Israel and kill Palestinians for the chosen people

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see an african do this and see what cope ancient kingdom names they use

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ah yes my favorite ethnicity, byzantine empire. this is definitely not a scam

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    a sarmatian

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bros...
    i don't feel so good...

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    la creature mediterranee

  15. 9 months ago
    Dirk

    Dios Mio...

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so, am i a bar bar?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      indeed we wuz, kinsman

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is so useless and pointless. It's perfect for larpers.
    Do they even tell you which sample is which? Like, what is the Sarmatian sample? Or at least which Sarmatian population is this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, this is the actual issue of this blog, for instance, my closser match is Collegno23, which was placed was roman, even being a medieval north italian. It's has some issues with illyriam cause there are no other confirmed ilyriam sample, only some iron and bronze age balkanites that could be greeks or other populations, if i'm wrong, them i'm happy to be closser to Illyriam as wel hahahah

      Also the Etruscan sample, which one was used? I'm talking about this samples cause were the ones i've checked

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are the future of men.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    La creatura

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do I just upload the DNA file to this site?

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2% Cimmerian
    you're destined to tread the garden gnomeeled cities of the world under your sandaled foot, my son.

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