Bros, I don't feel so good.... Posted on May 22, 2023 by Anonymous https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1660667798979239937
isnt may 23 2000 when Perfect dark came out on n64?
>perfect dark is set in 2023
Ha wouldn't it be sweet if it wasn't a nuclear holocaust but like may 23rd we find out we are sandwiched between two galactic entities at war. ( like perfect dark)
>tfw your the pre-FTL apes between two galactic superpowers in stellaris
Can't tell if based or cringe
Dangerously based. We're the Senegal or seleschal islands or whatever that place is called. Chucking spears at helicopters can only be based.
QRD on Perfect Dark plot? I didn't have the expansion pack so I could only play multi-player.
I fucking feel that pain
The main story had aliums interacting with government IIRC.
So you never got the alien gun that could snipe through walls?
Weird how ~~*reptillians*~~ always have ability to cloak themselves as human.
> perfect dark multi-player
Great times. It deserved more recognition than it got.
You are a femme fatale secret agent working for a white hat research institute that reverse engineers ufo tech and is in alliance with grey aliens, and are fighting against evil corporate defense contractor conspiracy that has allied with evil reptilian aliens that want to take over earth and have been at war with gray aliens forever. Both sides are trying to secure a massive ancient alien ship (belonging to another civilization) that is in the bottom of the ocean, to exploit its uber technology.
sory no brain for numbers but i cumed on your digits
MK Ultra Thread theme:
Nah mate, they changed it, 2+2 = 5 now
digits confirm skull and bones happening
nothing ever happens and you all can suck my balls
22nd of May 2000, in NA.
30th of June 2000 in EU
23 is the discordian number favoured by Goddess Eris
Please be real.
9/11 was a Tuesday too
Yep and that Monday before was the last full day of the 1990s and as such the last true day of the 20th Century.
False Monday's are quite an archaic omen.
I just decided to switch our friday schedule to monday. Which means the test we take on friday will now take place on monday. But since today is tuesday it doesn't matter in the slightest.
>your golden ticket awaits
If Monday is actually a Friday. Tuesday is a saturday. Wednesday is a sunday. Which makes Friday a Tuesday. This is why Church has youth groups on tuesday night. This is how the new worldnorder operates. Mr. Turkentine from Original Charlie and Chocolate Factory doesn't exist in the book nor in the remake dumbed down for ziggers. The Teacher is the extension of the Hollywood Producer and by extension a israeli Rabbi.
Makes sense, Tiwaz/Tiw/Tyr is the god of war
Trips of Truth.
QRD on the 23rd? Been sleepy lately
pro ukraine bong posted a bunch of dates in a thread, deleted all non dubles. got them on the 23 "prediction" and started to spam the board claiming to have had lucid dreams about a nuke on that date, being a targeted individual and other bs. he likes to say yay and kyiv a lot
No actually its kyeeev
Open war over Taiwan
i turn 36
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!
Happy birthday, I hope you have a great day!
Happy birthday for tomorrow, mate
Happy birthday good sir
Happy birthday buddy <3
happy birthday nagger.
Enjoy it, bro.
Happy birthday, may God bless you.
happy birthday sir!
BRICS launches their COMEX competitor and ends the western monopoly on comodities price manipulation
>World Turtle Day
God save us all
So my lunc squirtle is right?
I prefer to celebrate World Chron’s and Colitis day. It’s very important to us Americans.
Digits don’t lie
Nothing ever happens sir
All I need is a nuke
Will something finally happen? The answer is no.
Hope it's just another balloon
But but June 5th is 2 weeks from now
At least it’s before fag pride month.
Weeks: 2 more
Technically, it's equal to and or greater than 9000
Thank you, my fellow believers.
>tripfagging over shit you just made up
Roll naggers, roll. Hope you guys haves beans, bullets, and a bidet.
I got a full tank of gas and a tire with a slow leak Oil needs changing in a few hundred km too. I'll make it
So what you're saying is, there's a chance
nothing will happen. at all. ever.
I'm taking a train that passes through DC on the 23rd. I live in rural nowhere 99.99999% of the year. I swear to God, if we get nuked on the ONE FUCKING DAY I am in a major city, I am going to claw my way out of the radioactive crater and rape each and every one of you sons of bitches.
But it's your own dumb fault, you cheesy cocksucker.
Not sure where all of the hostility is coming from, fren
Radioactive ghouls are supposed to be violent. I'm rehearsing.
The digits have spoken.
Would be kino
Yes, it will be.
23 is also exactly how old I was when I turned 23. You can't make this shit up!
WHAT'VE YOU DONE
misclicked. It was for
Today i was the homosexual. gonna go to sleep in shame now.
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so glad I went to confession today bros...
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I wonder if CB still works, I have an old transmitter and a couple receivers buried in storage somewhere. Never used em.
>I wonder if CB still works
Nigel, what are you doing
wait until after the blasts to energize them again.
Gmrs is the new hotness
Why only 50?
it's a round number
5/23 is 8 days before june 1st so logically I would expect an 8th day circumcision ritual.
If June 1st is the official start of summer on a classical roman calendar (june july august define summer). I would expect something on par with Vegas Shooting which occured 8 days after 9/23.
>Wake me up when september ends...
>wake me up when its all over, when i'm wiser and i'm older...
9/11 marks the tail of the lion. Woodstock marked the Head of the lion. Prophetic as it was Heretic.
Why not 6,000,000?
the rest of them can't even put their own diapers on in the morning
There are only 50 members of senate R tard
I can’t tell if you’re joking.
I still don’t think there’s a way to square this picture as some sort of digital shadowing artifact. Apophenia is a hell of a thing.
I literally cannot even make out the real picture anymore lol. All I can see is the demon.
i never could see anything else than demon. even when i see debunk pics they don’t make sense to me.
The optical illusion of this picture is truly a work of art. It should be exposed in a museum.
I remember when this poc dropped and pol went mad with excitement! lol
>if this is bait, it was really good.
>subtle, delicate, small precise execution
>if honestly a real nagger post with low IQ
>bomb us already
they only had money for 50
one for every state
Your nagger country can't afford more
They paid for several thousand, only 50 weren't given to the Ukraine.
They only had the budget for 50 sat phones.
Half the population will ascend.
Aw shieet ready for nookes?
I feel personally attacked, and not in a good way.
The illegals at the border got the rest
50 shades of gay
they don't include flyover state senators
Only chosen people get one
You need to have a control group of similar sample size for these experiments
Because like in Fallout, when SHTF, all the government officials that weren't part of the enclave were swiftly executed. The ones that made it to the bunkers, that is.
just remember. When NOTHING happens You achieve the Absolute state of homosexual. And you will always be a FUCKING homosexual.
Nothing will happen
how is this news? they got a free phone? ok?
Phew, I almost thought something was gonna happen.
Government finally catching on that businesses are spying on their dirty deeds and back-room deals, similar to how various drug cartels make their own encrypted communication devices.
I have a feeling its more of a LifeAlert system because obviously our octogenarian ruling class is at the point where if they fall they cannot get up.
This is what advanced risk mitigation by big tech companies looks like. This is a shill. Just a very good one.
One from each state or what
>it's imperative these brave senators survive to continue the government of these united states
Vax/Covid isn’t working/didn’t work fast enough
They’re gonna get us nuked while they watch the feed and eat popcorn.
Leftists actually voted for this
Lots of gets in this thread, might be a habbening
Checked it may be. We will see in two weeks probably.
We're in a simulation that tries to hide the fact that this is hell. It will be lame and boring, no big happening.
It should be mandatory. Fucking idiots.
WE ARE DOOMED!
What kind of emergencies require a satellite phone? Are we under attack!!???
epstein isles historically get really poor cell covarage
EMP taking out the grid
you mean white supreems taking out the grid right
>EMAGHERD THEY GOT SAT PHONES
>ITS ALL OVER
And what have you got planned for tomorrow, limey?
Shagging your nan, glownagger.
>gives Senator satellite phone
>tracks him everywhere he goes
Only BeiDou (the chinese version of GPS) is two-way. GPS, GLONASS, Galileo, and probably some shit I'm forgetting are 1-way.
of course, the phones could be backdoored to transmit GPS coordinates to land-based receivers or store the data
They track mail-in ballots to keep them safe and secure. Shouldn’t Senators want to be tracked? Or do they not want to be kept safe and secure?
That has nothing to do with your post that I replied to, and you know it
stop posting retard
u must be at least 18 to post here
>Sat phones use the GPS network
lmfao wtf did i just read
Yes, Inmarsat devices require the GPS fix to determine what satellite to use and for their time fix. Iridium Short Burst Data also used it.
If you wanted communications that have absolutely no technological or regulatory counterparty, HF radio is literally it. If you are willing to use satellite then it is possible to use a VSAT (VERY SMALL APATURE TERMINAL) in environments where GPS has been denied.
>be prepared for stratospheric round trip times on vsat, most use a custom tcp stack to allow.for latency.
we're talking how sat phones can be used to track you which can still be done regardless
Satellite telephone handsets (typically using VHF or UHF) can absolutely be tracked to their point of emissions if you have properly equipped aircraft or UAVs. This radio beam from your handset will serve a a convenient beam to tell the operator where to direct ordinance lol
If you are doing james bond shit, use HF radio or sneakernet.
>chiner numba one!
Why is it phrased as if this a plan by the SaA?
I'm about as right wing as you can get, but disclose.tv is almost Q-anon tier of boomer fake news, to those here who may not be aware. there are good conservative and "alt" news sources on twatter, but disclose typically tweets shit either completely out of context or even things that are blatantly incorrect. dont stoop to the level of libshits
they have provided nothing of any story that hasnt been provided by other more reliable sources. am i wrong? maybe but id want to see proof.
They/he/whatever have retracted a few things in the past, but yes they were minor afaicr. the issue is >disclose typically tweets shit either completely out of context < to me, at least. it's by design, because it leaves the audience to "fill in the blank" and get a rumor mill going, which causes engagement, shares, likes, impressions. I know that modern media relies upon this type of engagement, but disclose goes about it in a scummy way with no value-add
They provide information, not a narrative.
Information in a vacuum in this case of political context is worse than useless, read my post again
I have not read any of your posts in detail but the ones I have read bing absolutely zero information to this thread. Go be a homosexual somewhere else.
Can anyone suggest any good sat phones? Budget is not an issue. Ty
If you are located close to the polar region then Iridium is the only game in town... anything else worldwide I use Inmarsat (IsatPhonePro 2)
Inmarsat uses a stationary geosynchronous satellite (unlike the constantly moving Iridium constellation) so as long as you have line of sight to tje southern sky, you can talk for hours without issue. No satphone is useful for data though, use starlink.
>t. Offgrid communications afficenato.
IsatPhonePro (type 1) on the shelf in background... used this thing until the batterys died, they use 18650s so new battery can be had almost anywhere.
how expensive are the calls?
If you have a fixed north America plan then usually around 60 -100 bucks a month for a year, 60 min per month, with unlimited rollover so not as bad as you would think.
Call.TO the phone are certified assrape and also calls from one satphone to another. But you calling your family or work from it is reasonable considering the capabilities.
>60 bucks with unlimited rollover
that seems too good
End of year term, accumulated resets to zero.
You're a shartmartian In asiaticland or a VPnagger aren't you?
Nice little setup.
What would you recommend for someone just getting started, mostly for listening but not exclusively?
As shown, Xigu g90. Portable, cheap and full featured.
>starting in on it
>500 euro without accessories
You said you needed a transmitter bro, if you just wanted to listen then get a SDR usb dongle on Amazon for 50 bucks.
This is literally the cheapest and most.full featured HF rig on the planet.
The G90 is a little larger than a VHS tape, made of military grade components, can be learned in a single day, is great.for.voice and data.modes, has a built in antenna tuner so good it can tune up a metal coat hanger, can be MARS moded to transmit on American CB ssb frequencies and is one of the few radios that require only a car battery and a long random wire for an antenna to start working international Stations directly out of the box.
I have many others but this one is the most versatile and greatest bang for the buck by far.
It completely depends on the regions in which you're traveling. There are like a dozen networks currently (some are sublet through other constellations) and they all have different pros and cons. some are more global, some only work in certain regions. some are really expensive, others aren't as much. some have relatively high speed data transfer rates, some don't. so it really depends on your travel patterns, your tolerance for availability, and what features you're looking for
The ones the senators got!
US military may not give them to you directly, but the traitors inside already probably sold the tech to Chyna, which means you can probubly find them on alibaba upon request that is... perhaps even a request for exact phones without knowing the details may suffice!
Everything is bought that way now,.tech and classified stuff... I can't see why it wouldn't work for this too.
If thwt dosent work try Chinese gaming rooms!
Made by Huawei?
Kinda, it's called recreated by Huawei!
nice, our gov departments in israelitemoney got thoose too. in case of "blackout´s"
late to the party ? jägermeister für alle
it's the end of the world
as we know it
and i feel fiiiiine
Rolling for WW3!
CMON NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST!
CONTINUITY OF GOVERNMENT
I am fairly certain that part and when it's coms are updated doesn't make the news like this...
350 million amerimutts used to live here...
Now it's a paradise.
>CONTINUITY OF GOVERNMENT
and it begins
it’s because they know foreign agents can tap into the cell phone networks because these idiot officials fucked up their job of keeping us secure
u mean to say foreign adversaries are tapping into your 14 eyes + co backdoors??
kek cope harder
50 sat phones = 00.000000000000000000000001% of the fed budget
may as well be 100 new school crosswalk supervisors
Hunger Games: Senate Edition
2 more weeks bro, just 2 more weeks and it all ends
Ben tell letty she has to look at him with both eyes lol
Hell nah, if we are going to die, make sure these fucks get dragged to hell with the rest of us.
Lol. When WW3 kicks off all the senators are heading to the bunkers with their families whilst your family turns into ghouls.
Least you'll be immortal ND have time to plan your revenge
Joe and the Deep State will do anything to keep the narrative.
Cornered Rat can be dangerous.
It’s probably a fall detection system for when satan decides to take those octagenrian fucks
>die for Ukraine tho
man I hope it actually happens, I got court tomorrow
Who are all you retards getting SAT phones going to be calling exactly.... LOL these preppers man.
btw Ill be chatting it up with all the homies on my baofeng.
Fellow Chinese radio enjoyer...
You know these are good for digital modes (if you know how to set up peer to peer tcp)
please tell me more. All i've done is fuck with the local taxis, the range on this thing is sad.
If you need range, you need to use a yagi beam antenna if line of sight is possible then you can go many miles. Otherwise use your local repeater.
As for digital modes, get a usb soundcard, a copy.of ubuntu and you and a local friend can use it to.have a private packet.radio.network.
sudo apt-get install minimodem
That will get you sending text chat over the air..
From there you can build more complex protocols like error correction l, automatic repeat request and time division multiple access if you know how to write software.
Thank you for the information, friend, much appreciated.
Also highly recommend using external antenna outside your house (nagoya) and a battery eliminator (adapter that plugs into battery slot) amd finally a baofeng audio interface cable.
That's if you wanted to have a 24/7 reliable text com with a nearby friend... if you just want to.try it out then a usb soundcard (any cheap shit will do) and the baofeng audio cable will work.
This will work with pc.ubuntu or even raspberry pi os
Use VOX on the baofeng to trigger the transmitter when the soundcard starts sending audio, no cat control.needed....it will actually work with CB radios too but at 100bps (literally fast reading speed lol)
also, how are a bunch of senate spooks getting spook issued spook phones a news story? Or rather, why is it being presented as a news story?
Hahahaha. It's easier to track, find and kill a fucknut using a satphone. Nothing is hidden. Nothing is encrypted.
Don't be such a pussy.
and that kid lives in his moms basement now while the other siblings went to college and secured stable incomes and careers. kinda like most of /misc/.
what makes them think there will be any satellites left for them to communicate with?
They have forced God's hand. He is coming.
Technically a satelloon/balloon phone
>Senate Sergeant at Arms
>Senate Sergeant at Arms
It's from English parliament. Since reign of Henry VIII executive official of English parliament was a Sergeant at Arms, whole U.S political system is just a carbon copy of 18th century England, most of it is renamed Roman stuff, which naming things Roman is very English thing of the 1700s were the Anglo fashion was classicism.
Lol, the ceremony is kinda Hilarious!
One of these days... that door will open and it I'll be Henery VIII repeating episode!
Somebody probably got around to reading all the easy hacks related to normal smartphones. If you're not a retard you can find them on your own, don't be a homosexual.
we need to send nukes to ukraine and start a hot war by attacking russia directly, someone call joe biden and tell him to push the big red button.
and how much is that going to cost the taxpayers?
In the time it took you to write that post, the debt's gone up by at least 10x the cost of 50 satphones.
they probably got the family plan, so maybe around 1-2 mil a month for the full unlimited data/text/calls tier. emoticons will cost extra as an add-on however.
good satellite phone to buy?
>the Roman Empire Collapsed the very next day when the senators each received carrier pigeons
Hey Jimbo, ever notice that they're giving 50 satellite phones when there are 51 democratic members of congress right after Ukraine made an attempt on Russian land and a week before the debt deadline? Isn't that just quackin crazy?
So they can call in airstrikes against the uppity goyim from their bunkers
so this nigga just lurks here and then posts it on twitter?
btw german gov did the same today it is quite ze coincidence
Hallo Freund! Wie Geht's?
quite comfortable i guess
It's a nothing burger.
Bro I just got a girlfriend again and we’ve been having sex every day. Can you guys not end the world yet? It’s kinda comfy I would rather you not I don’t wanna boogie yet.
"great, because when eventually its time to off them all we can find them anytime, anywhere!" - CIA
Nothing ever happens. See you fags tomorrow.
>TWO MORE HECKIN WEEKERINOS UNTIL LE HAPPEBING
The only thing that ever happens is you get weaker and they get more powerful
What if they call during a league game?
The Sum of All Fears was theatrically released on May 31, 2002
Are we really going to see Americans be disarmed in our lifetime?
The fact that the rest of them didn't bother tells you precisely how out of touch these corrupt geriatric retards really are
Why are these retards so predictable?
That watermelon got that mf DOG in him.
Why do I feel like this happens every 5 years it's just no one reports on it
Lol is this somehow going to save them when we the people are scalping them alive in front of their kids for treason?
Who were they?
A real nigga died on May 23rd. RIP