ITS LITERALLY REALLY IS FUCKING HAPPENING
Mexican military just released:
Raw footage of Uaps
https://old.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/16h76q4/mexico_releases_new_uap_footage/
Literal fucking photos of mumified aliens
go to timestamp 3:15:09
and literal fucking studies that have sequenced their genome
1st Link: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sra/PRJNA869134
2nd Link: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sra/PRJNA865375
3rd link: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sra/PRJNA861322
apologize to the creepy glowfuck.
that's a reptilian.
Checken those Satan digits.
It's Over. Why didn't we listen?
knew he was right once they tried to spin the "mental issues" psyop
What's with all the UFO threads tonight?
Biden impeachment distraction?
No they are about to fry everyone with 5g.
When?
Unironically right now. Its not the type of thing that happens in one day.
Two more weeks
>Biden impeachment distraction?
No they're trying to hide the fact that the old coot let the weather weapon cat out of the bag. Not only that but he leaked the plans to use them against America. Now red states are being slammed with tornadoes even in places that make no sense right on schedule but they REALLY fucking need you to not put 2 and 2 together or the climate change grift will fall apart.
why did they shoot lasers at Maui then? was that just a coincidence? or is it a land grab?
They have lasers AND weather modifiers
idk if you're being sarcastic, but I don't really doubt it. I'm not sure about lasers that can start fires, but I think they can cause earthquakes and at least mess with hurricanes/large storms
they probably have lasers too
>is it a land grab?
And a Hawaiian children grab.
nagger, what?!?
https://twitter.com/twisted_eagle/status/1698874888797204746/mediaviewer
>https://twitter.com/twisted_eagle/status/1698874888797204746/mediaviewer
Page does not exist.
https://twitter.com/twisted_eagle/
dice?
REMOVE THE /mediaviewer ANON
what was it? Biden made tweet delete
welcome to the desert of the real
>Old Pants Sharter
>weather weapons?
Please explain, anon. Please.
YES
>Biden impeachment distraction?
that's a distraction from Maui
>What's with all the UFO threads tonight?
Also a distraction for the ongoing JP Morgan / Jes Staley / U.S. Virgin Islands case.
Also 10,000 dead in Lybia
Taiwan numbah 10
The Biden impeachment is a distraction from the whistleblower who is leaking thr goods that the CIA paid to cover up that the wuflu leaked from Chinkmenistan's lab.
distraction from NFL script leak
Underrated
>MUH AMERICAN POLITICS ARE MORE IMPORTANT ALL OVER THE WORLD WTF IS THIS SHUT IT DOWN OY VEY
fuck off homosexual
If Mexico was more important than America we'd be illegally crossing over there.
>we'd be illegally crossing over there.
you do it since 1820
Scott Adams speculates it's a test: if they can get 50%+ of the country to believe this shit, they'll think the public is gullible enough for them to get away with killing Trump or Musk (or both), and they'd do it.
Aliens befriend Mexican= the USA is over scooch over hunny is time for LA RAZA to take over
Go back to your shithole, Gonzalez.
nothing ever happens
ajajaja lmao esé
LEL
fucking monkeys
This is a threat to OUR Democracy & Mexico must Pay.
I agree with dad.
My second purpose today is to provide you with additional information, to share with you what the United States knows about Mexico's alien weapons of mass destruction as well as Mexico's involvement in aliens.
might add at this point that we are providing all relevant information we can to the inspection teams for them to do their work.
The material I will present to you comes from a variety of sources. Some are U.S. sources. And some are those of other countries. Some of the sources are technical, such as intercepted telephone conversations and photos taken by satellites. Other sources are people who have risked their lives to let the world know what Lopez Abrador is really up to.
looks faker than fuck
that's ET you fucking retards
That’s fucking paper mache, this is almost as funny as the “footage” of the Indian shuttle landing
>he only know about carbon based & silicon based lifeforms, not cellulose based lifeforms
Fucking stupid leaf
THEY'RE CALLED PLANTS
>alien photos
>beaner military
Ok thanks for letting us know. Keep us posted.
military
mexicants are retarded, thieving, smelly subhumans. Maybe the ayyyys are similar
ET PHONE HOME NIGGA
Aliens existing won't make Australia White again. Aliens existing won't put women back in their lane. Aliens existing won't eradicate Marxism in all its insidious forms.
This. Aliens won’t save us from clown world.
Straya's for abo's, you fakken white dog
No one cares about how white Australia it's a prison colony lmao.
So there are still white humans who lurk /misc/ eh? Bless you best ally for speaking truth
holy shit, this is the real 411
I know. When I was in college in the 2000s the fast progress of technology made me think that I just might see aliens in my lifetime and that made me happy and optimistic. now, I don't give a shit. stop eroding my pittance of savings and weaponizing foreigners. Grays can get fucked.
Aliens will bring us the space marxism all the neckbeards crave.
Did they buy them at the side of the road?
And are they full of cheap candy?
>Did they buy them at the side of the road?
>And are they full of cheap candy
Nah.
You can buy them at AliExpress, 5$ a pop, BUT :You must bulk order them, 100pc minimum.
This is one of the more bizarre things I've ever seen. The Congress in a major country is claiming they found alien corpses, which look like shitty ET dolls made out of paper mache, and there isn't one major news article about it. Even if this shit is fake or inaccurate, why isn't every major news outlet mocking Mexico? Is it's real why isn't this the biggest story in the world? This makes no sense.
>sense
>mexicans
I don't expect spics to make sense, what doesn't make sense is that the rest of the world isn't talking about this. Like I said if it's fake or wrong then a major body of government just made themselves look incredibly stupid, so why isn't the rest of the world pointing and laughing? And if it's real why isn't this on every channel on every TV in the world? The silence is confusing.
bruh i never heard ofthis shit until browsing /misc/, however I have no teevee and have no life. so theres that
This only happened in the last 4 hours, don't worry you're more up to date than any normie
> just made themselves look incredibly stupid, so why isn't the rest of the world pointing and laughing?
We are laughing, it 's just at you for being incredibly stupid
>The silence is confusing
That’s why you should be worried or excited, depending on your stance. It’s real
The news about the supposed 'mummies' is about 7 years old and it was a hoax. Search for 'Nazca Peru aliens' and you'll find out what it was all about.
This is just an old grift everyone forgot about being presented again now that everyone's forgotten about it. Except people like me, because we remember everything.
>what doesn't make sense is that the rest of the world isn't talking about this
Some weeks ago your government admitted that ayys are real, you dumbass. No one cared. They are preparing you for their ~~*sudden*~~ arrival.
>biologics
lol cool word
>lol cool word
Really showed us all how stupid everyone in Congress is.
it literally happened hours ago. give it until the morning. someone will report on this.
I'm watching this
https://www.youtube.com/live/Vqq7fEOMDPc?si=bKz2Ib8RzWiYQ7AK
and I am still analyzing the content, but
was the first thing talked about
>MUH NON-HUMAN BIOLOGICS
>THEREFORE LMOAIENS
>IGNORE OUR CORWUPTION PWEASE
KEEP DREAMING, VIAGRA IS A "NON-HUMAN BIOLOGIC" TOO, SO ARE WE BEING INVADED BY FLINTSTONE VITAMINS?
have you ever seen anything from the Mexican congress? Ever heard anything? Some major shit happens there that might actually be relevant to us, but we always ignore it because it comes out of Mexico. This is just continuing that tradition
Just kill yourself
>major country
lmfao
Kek this, mexico is a 3rd world shithole run by cartels
Z
it's from gaia.com from 6 years ago
hold up, what?
it's fake, a larp, you're being bamboozled, people are trolling you, the real pics haven't been posted yet or this thread would've been done already
Mexico just elected the kike female president and now she’s trying distract her populus which is inherently Nazi to not be mad at israelites but instead be scared of aliens
nazi browns?
>not be mad at israelites but instead be scared of aliens
Same thing
This seems to be the second illegal mining operation in S. America they are playing the blue beam card to cover up.
A while ago in Peru there were reports of "Aliens" who looked like the Green Goblin standing on a flying jet board and killing people then flying away on it.
It turned out the "Alien" was some asshole on a costume, probably a type of motocross armor and a flying platform like the French one in pic related.
>The promotion and placement of a israeli feminist president in Mexico with ties to Israel has absolutely nothing to do with the earth's crustal silver veins running completely out by 2024 with the exception of Mexico's huge silver ore and rare earth metals deposit and several small areas in S. America. Remember, silver is a worthless by product of mining, a scrap metal without value.
>And we are pleased to announce a brand new flavor of cockroach milk drink - mint chocolate (artificially flavored).
>K. Schwab
there are no functioning commercial jetpacks or flyting platform anon.
The fuck is holding the frog in the air? They have had flying platforms since the late 40s. They look like big fans in a cage. A few look like flying podiums like what you give a speech from. They are good for airshows. They have like a 20 minute flight time and impress the hell out of third worlders.
there are no functioning commercial jetpacks or flying platform anon.
People improvise them out of drones at home.
what? no
WTF, is this propaganda from the anti jetpack lobby?
>NO FUN ALLOWED
This is why we are having a hard time getting nice flying things. Fuckers like this want everyone taking busses or being pulled around in rickshaws or some shit.
>I haven't seen it so it doesn't exist
ok
anon, what part of no don't you get
forest, darkness, tress everywhere, no sound, etc simply no
No u
>commercial
Nice qualifier Hector. Now I can’t say
>but that guy from mythbusters flew with a jetpack that looked like a big drone
no
no u
?si=GSgCn91TxcxHVDWo
The Brits have a jetpack with boosters you wear on your hands and flies for 9 minutes. They fly from ship to ship and up slightly steep hills that they don't want to briskly walk up.
There were Jetpacks in the 60s at sports events. There was a stunt guy named Evel Knievel who would fly in on the old type of jetpack which was worn like a backpack. It was powered by hydrogen peroxide fuel and I am still waiting for my parents to buy me one.
no such thing
https://gravity.co/
https://jetpackaviation.com/jetpacks/
no . just read the thread wtf
?si=Q2as1eR3wHAxOyEG
Not hard to fool some low IQ third worlders, especially when there is a fear response triggered.
no
>the "Alien" was some asshole on a costume
These tactics are right out of Scooby-Doo
I forgot to add that the "aliens" were trying to scare off villagers to steal their land as it was near an illegal mining operation and possibly had ore deposits beneath.
Shit, in the Maui fire
>When the word that HECO powerlines started the fire got out, suddenly there is a ton of stories about satellite weapons use.
>When it was disclosed that Blackrock Vanguard are HECO's top shareholders and pushed ESG shit using the excuse of "environmentalism" to "justify" equipment neglect while taking the money for environmental upgrades, social media, Hawaii state govt. and National Guard and MSM tried to shut down discussions completely.
I have a Harder time believing Mexico has scientists than aliens being real
kejed
>The Congress in a major country is claiming they found alien corpses
They didn't, homosexual.
Maussan is the one presenting this shit to them
This makes absolutely sense.
That's how information is buried. Also, information filters are huge nowadays. And lastly, nobody cares. The latest gizmo tiktok challenge is where stuff happens.
Nothing makes sense anymore. Hasn’t made for I don’t even know how long. This is all useless and I hate politics. I don’t even know why I’m here honestly. I should just leave and never look back and focus on the close people I actually care about, starting with myself. But, of course, I won’t do shit and am here forever.
fake and gay
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/biosample/SAMN30110123
Forgot picrel
They got like 30% unknown DNA that doesn't match any species. They have osmium implants in their chest
They came from Mars and fucked little monkeys. That 30% used to be 100% until things got hairy.
Not gonna lie this is just about as gay as I imagined first contact would really be so that makes it feel more real.
If the cat is really out of the bag the other countries will scramble to make history soon. If fake it’s about to get loud in different ways. Eyes on.
>yfw the last thing you saw was a nagger
the et movie was soft disclosure all along
Kokey
KUSH GOT ME LIKE
Going to go smoke a bowl in honor of you anon
so was Spielbergs Close Encounters of the Third Kind, and Taken TV series, now he has a new documentary coming out on netflix
K A R P M A N
grgrglrglglrglglrglgl
>if only you knew how bad things really are
It looks like ET the movie.
How much secret information was Steven Spielberg given?
>no glass screen
very real hombre, let me invest in your nation.
>source is some random youtube channel and "tv" in 360p
lol
I remember these!
https://www.the-alien-project.com/en/mummies-of-nasca-results/
its even on the radio
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyCEexG9xjw
Fake and gay.
I made something that looked like that out of clay in 4th grade art class.
Retards will believe anything.
>aliens always look like humans
GEE I WONDER WHY
>but it's muh real!!!
SHUT UP AND MAKE TACOS YOU BEANnagger
So ET was soft Disclosure and trying to get us to think fondly of these space naggers>?
>soft Disclosure
sky beam has been in the works since the 50's.
All the pedowood israelite movie producers were getting fed their scripts from mib. So the day when sky beam becomes active people fall for it.
>https://twitter.com/catsscareme2021/status/1700277169216168222
watch.
Grey alien is chimera that were created with Nazi scientists, Stalin used bootleg Nazi's and wanted to create super monkey soldiers (i know it sounds insane but it's true)
Mexicans have nonsense and their leader or whatever is the same guy that was ranting about evil leprechauns. Obviously these people have been drugged out of their minds and are on some mk-ultra level brainwashing.
Mexican XFiles theme
it looks so fake fucking hell
What's a real one look like?
not like some paper mache project I guess
You should try touching a mummy sometime.
I wonder how they taste
I try to care, but my life is too shit.
Nobody is talking about it on Reddit so it must be fake and gay
that makes it worse tbh , there's so much new information in the video
>the new bill establish that by 2024 the public must be prepared to accept the presence of extraterrestrial presence in our Earth
reddit.com/UFOs/
four threads all repeating the same stuff in these four threads
>ET HOME PHONE
HOLY SHIT IS THAT REAL?
>nagger, what?!?
ET HOME PHONE
>ET HOME PHONE
ET HOME PHONE
>ET HOME PHONE
ET HOME PHONE
ACTUALLY I DO CARE, IT'S FUCKING WAR BROS, THE GALAXY IS OURS. HUMANITY FIRST.
WE WILL RAPE THE ALIEN PUSSIES AND PILLAGE THEIR PLANETS
IT'S OUR BIRTH-RIGHT
RIPPEN
Oh no, you are a poonagger.
Really? I hope they destroy the naggers, israelites, pakis and indians. Are we really more deserving of the universe than them when half of us are soulless bugman change and rapey poos?
Point taken but Europe is already being flooded, we don't need trillions of Ayy lmao's coming to Earth, best to get out ahead on this one whilst the debate is fresh.
LETS FUCKING COLONISE.
These all say from Homo sapiens homosexual
E.T. got cobbed.
does anybody have decent coverage of this that isn't in tropical banana language
i'm the one that posted
and the whole thing is giving me goosebumps
>Motherfuckers didn't bite on our fake alien distraction story
>Quick, double down!
lmao
lol
fucking glowies dumb and desperate.
if that's true, why is there no translation of the mexican conference with Grush?
for fuck's sake can we get some geneticists unrelated to these guys speak on this ?????
that's ALL Im waiting for
once multiple labs and geneticists confirm the DNA is real then that settles it, ayy lmaos are real
>confirm the DNA
Why would alien life even have DNA?
because it most likely is universal (literally) just like it is in all life on earth. in fact life on earth likely was seeded via panspermia meaning DNA is not terrestrial in origin
I'm assuming you surveyed the whole universe to come to this conclusion?
No, I'm just not scientifically illiterate
that looks like plaster.
>Literal fucking photos of mumified demons
ftfy
Did they have any space cash?
Crazy how a israeli female takes over mexican govt and now it’s pushing alien conspiracies
>Oy vey, goyim, forget about what really happened on 9-11, THERE'S ALIENS!
>BLUE BEANERS
BLUE BEANERS
> BLUE BEANERS
BLUE BEANERS
> BLUE BEANERS
BLUE BEANERS
> BLUE BEANERS
BLUE BEANERS
> BLUE BEANERS
Lmao
F. It’s so over. I bet space tacos taste good as fug though
Wow that looks like a bad 4th grade paper machet project.
Isn’t this exactly what Lazar described? He said the craft were really old and everyone colloquially referred to the ayys as the “kids.”
10% solid truth 90% bullshit, it's how well-poisoners like Lazar and Alex Jones operate
funny that Lazar was friends with John Lear who was one of most knowledgeable people in the world on area 51 and ufo's
>Reddit
checked
china should come out with their own Alex Jones
checking these absolutely criminally unchecked giga digits.
DO
NOT
GET
ON
THE
SHIPS
I REPEAT DO NOT GET ON THE SHIPS
>You thought you'd never attain the glory of your ancestors who fought in great battles
>tfw you will get to fight in a galactic war
Kino is coming bros.
I hope to God that I get to become a badass space bounty hunter.
The future is boundless, opportunities we never thought possible will be open to us and glories that were previously unavailable will be there for the taking.
>I hope to God that I get to become a badass space bounty hunter.
You mean like in cowboy bebop? lmao
Sounds good to me.
I bet the job will pay a fuckton because of the risks involved. You'll see groteque brutal gory and fucked up shit beyond your comprehension.
No, like Space Dandy.
Fighting the Space Saracens and regular Saracens.
It's going to be glorious.
>those "bodies"
A fucking child could do better paper mache than that.
nu/misc/ is embarrassingly retarded and falls for every possible grift
What are you a fucking dead mummified body expert?
Just regular dead bodies
it looks nothing like a viable living being
no muscle tone, no definition, no reproductive organs. how would such creatures even have the time to develop intelligent civilizations? even if they're real which they're probably not they look like the slithering free protein bars of their planet
fucking kek literal subhumans
>no reproductive organs.
so the first thing you do is look for its alien dick and balls? that's a little curious
I thought people were exaggerating about how the dutch are, but now I'm not so sure...
yes, if it doesn't fuck or shit or piss then it's not a formerly living being but a plaster cast model or at best a bunch of animal parts sewn together and preserved in some ritual
We know nothing about this outside its biological forms.
They could very well not be a real species but some kind of clone that the real aliens employ to do their bidding, like slaves.
they probably modified themselves to be that way or they evolved in a *gasp* totally alien environment that plays by different rules. Psychic powers negate the need for physical prowess by the way and yes they are real and you're genuinely stupid if you don't think so.
i can't believe the fucking cartel put my turian gf in a cartel cisterna hijos de su puta madre
More like gayliens.
Aliens - all aliens - aren't real. You think some species that figured out how to traverse the infinite are crashing their hyper-advanced tech into Earth? Why wouldn't they just take over all broadcast channels and announce themselves? Or set down on the White House lawn? Or just exterminate us? No, aliens are an easy LARP yarn string to sucker the rubes decade after decade, puling the unfathomable down to idiotic wavelength so pretend-smart people feel like there is something bigger and somehow humans are still on top. Ridiculous.
Aliens can't be real. Humans have to be the smartest thing in the entire universe. Yup -- us. Why do I think so? Well, because my daddy told me so, just like his daddy told him and his daddy before him. And you know who told his daddy? Jesus. That's right. The omniisraelite himself. Our Lord and savior. That's why I never have to be afraid when I look up into the great unknown. Because I know I'm the rootinest tootinest smartest thang in the whole wide Universe. Because my daddy said so. Jesus said so. So it must be true.
joe biden is dead
Those look like statues in some boxes. I saw some bean driving down the road with a plastic one in the back of his truck-o.
Looks like a sloth
Everyone QUICK before aliens show up, we need to come up with some racial slurs to call them.
ill probably keep using ayyys
>ill probably keep using ayyys
It might seem dumb but i want to be properly xenophobic towards them.
How do you pronounce "ayys lmaos"
Star naggers
Melonheads
No dicked ass rapist half a qtip
Speedbag
Black Eyed dweebs
Stretch Fagstrong (The skinny 9ft tall ones)
Goofy ass Satanic bobblehead
I've had these names prepared for the next time they show up. They need to get the fuck off our moon and out of our cave systems and go back to their own fucking dimension.
fuck off space naggers we're full
well, we call Aboriginals 'boongs' because that's the sound they make when you run them over and they hit your bullbar.
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Fuck you
Did you actually think that photoshopped pic looks good lmfao newfag downies at their finest
when they said we'd be heading to the mexican border to fight aliens I thought they ment illegals. Not any of this war of the worlds stuff.
Don't be allies with those. This is a warning.
They will prestige you if you know what I mean. Play a magician's act before meeting you and tricking you. Don't trust they assess. They kidnap people and cattle (people's property) as it is and they're terrible psychics. They can basically put a human to sleep with the power of their minds.
Don’t fall for the larp.
wow
Do you think those space homosexuals are allergic to buckshot? Can't wait to find out.
The Emperor protects.
N
I
G
alien autopsy dropped back in the 90s. how is this any different?
The should be avoided and KOS. Literally countless abductions with many returns but how many without?
>Organism: Homo sapiens
From your first link glowing homosexual
That's just what the team selected when they sent the sample in to the lab.
thing is, if it's nonhuman, you've just handed the algorithm a bunch of shit to work with instead of actual clues on how to stitch the reads together
gg
I basically look at them like this. You see them in the sky and humans disappear. These things have been known to do cattle mutilations disregarding all property rights. They have abducted people and they have been re-released. Yet, if you consider how they violate human autonomy and their rights and treat them how we treat animals then you know when you look at whatever they take from the cattle that they're probably doing it to us but only take us on the ship because they know they can't leave evidence and maybe the animal mutilations are just because they left behind what they didn't need for whatever reason. Stuff where it's just the skin behind and everything else has been taken out. People report them all the time and we war against one another over air space but they violate it all the time and are known to abduct humans and kill cattle. I bet they use the humans like how we use animals that is to say, they don't get to live long.
>disregarding all property rights
Americans and their "rights" kek
Aliens don't give a fuck about your rights.
Precisely why they should be KOS. People don't work for something their whole lives just to bend over and take it from some space naggers. We're not property and never will be.
It's those ancient stories about gold mines and stuff. Aliens do come for mats but in the case with bug heads, it's sometimes human mats.
im thinkin bout thos blue beans
Jaime Maussan is either gullible as fuck, or a serial hoaxer.
Jaime has been on the ufo scene for more than 30 years anon and has never grifted scammed etc
The "Creature of Metepec" grift?
And, c'mon... you don't think those mummies look like something that ever actually lived?
They look fake as fuck.
I've never heard of the creature of metepc and I've know about Jaime for years .
Also Maussan was involved in the "demon fairy" hoax
yes this shit, the guy said it was a leprechaun and it was spying on him from the woods.
i will read about this
https://creationexotheology.wordpress.com/2017/05/30/la-marzullis-demon-fairy-revisited/
Is this Mexico's greatest achievement? If it's real, of course
Falso y gay
Those are just cartel victims
The do all sorts of sick shit to people , the old mummified alien bit , so sick
I have to wait until Mick West weighs in before I make up my mind about this.
Project Blue Bean
goddamn it Carlos I spilled my coffee
Project Bluebeam Phase 2 is almost complete.
Phase 3 is imminent.
Aliens are actually just massive simp incel time travelers.
They come here and peep through the windows of pretty women at night like weirdos
You can't trust those perverts
Their all deformed and shit and they are obsessed with blonde chicks
The ones who visit earth are basically just the furries of their race who are into another species of animal cause of their long pretty hair kindof like weirdo humans who are into dogs and horses
The reason they don't make contact with us is cause they are like a weirdo peeping tom who knows that when earth women see them they will make fun of how ugly they are
Sometimes I actually feel bad for them
These are the same bodies shown like 4 years ago and proven to be a hoax? Are mexicans retarded?
The eggs are their dna stored within a nearly impenetrable egg that is implanted so that if they ever die they can be brought back through cloning
It would make sense that a species needing to travel light years through space wouldn't be capable of reproduction at all and would subsist of cloning itself.
The eggs could be essentially like a cats 9 lives
Good thinking
Don't care, where's the Epstein client list and what happened to all the missing kids in Hawaii?
Mexichads at the top of things as always. Your welcome.
Illuminati confirmed
Just Mexican zika babies
AYYYYYYYYYYYY
>aliens
Demons anon, they are demons
And yet, nobody cares
we're gonna dominate the shit out of these little homosexuals
I didn't realize that Soros had interests in Mexico.
where does it say those DNA sequences are from the alien bodies?
Look harder mutt
Cool thanks
>be lone beaner farmer out in the desert
>always drunk always lazy always fat always tired
>one night drinking cerveza underneath dead tree in the desert ufo flies overhead
>ufo stops and beams you up onboard
>"aiiiiieeeee chihuahua!"
>greys strap you down to examination table
>bright light overhead
>greys take off your clothes
>greys visibly repulsed by your body odor and unwashed self
>your beaner tummy goes "ggguuurrrrgggrlllrl" due to eating carne asada with beans earlier
>aliens start to panic, some run over to the controls and press buttons
>ship lurches left, greys fly way the fuck out towards columbus ohio
>get dropped off in bumfuck nowhere ohio no clothes drunk as fuck cant speak a word of english
>picked up by highway patrol after stumbling onto interstate butt naked 3:00am making cars swerve off the road
>tell story to spanish interpreter at police station
>no evidence, deported back to mexico via el paso
>"eyyyyy carumba...." shakes head
>no money no clothes nothing and stuck in el paso
>get job sweeping and use money to buy cerveza and sleep under trees
>die 10-20 years later peaceful and happy
much is the life for the simple wetback
Why is it I can actually see that guy saying it? "Well, you see, it's actually fuckin' space naggers from Proxima Centauri who've come here to breed with our White women, eat fried chicken, swill purple drank and steal rims"
Dots been ICE cold since it came out
why dat we all thinkin about different shit?
aleiens niiiggaaaa shieeeeet
I just got into a car accident today, my first one ever. whats going on rn bros.
Oh fuck dude I'm STRONGLY INTERPRETING
Worst larp I’ve seen in my whole life.
It’s the board filled with literal children or is it boomers who weren’t here for very long? We have seen this episode. Over and over again in fact. Some Mexican does this grift every few years. It must be boomers. They are the best at falling for grifts. It always has bogus excavation footage attached and bs dna claims. I didn’t even look at the provided links I already know it’s that shit because Mexicans are always up to this. Star Child anyone?
They just released an image of the tiny ship they were flying.
I'm so f tired of being Mexican
we are a meme country
at least you are mostly a good meme
>splitting image of E.T.
i totally believe this
Alien here: I kept posting and you fools never noticed lmao I am here chillin n killin cattle in my flying mesoamerican pyramid and u niggas down there sucking dick
Steven Greer must be having the time of his life this past year.
>mexican
>aliens
>Mexicans finally getting a taste of their own medicine with ayys just showing up and flooding their country
Kek
In the internet no one knows you are actually an alien
I am actually posting from my G10 wifi and piss on space x satellites just to keep you niggas out of internet lmao
Here's an x-ray of the supposed alien.
It's very clearly a monkey with a bunch of shit tacked on. Mexico and Japan are lying for whatever fucking reason, this is a joke.
X-ray of a squirrel monkey for comparison.
why is it shrugging?
He doesn't give a fuck about no xray.
Impregnatable space squirrels? Catayys btfo
Its always a fucking grey or some unfuckable shit.
Wake me up when we find a nice penetrable ayy pussy, until then everything is gay and fake
(Cheerleader fashion)
The spics! the spics!
The spics have got the Ayys!
But with all the shit that's going on,
Me it will not phaze.
You really have to wonder why
They're pulling this shit now
Confident that it will fly
Just like an winged sow
Up to some new game they are
To pull this out their ass
"Look, they're coming from this star!"
Your back will turn as the bodies pass.
Why do Aliens only visit Mexico and USA?
I think it is because currently only Mexicans and Americans engage in gruesome human experimentation
To be fair to our taco friends, Ayys have been visiting and being worshipped since waaaay before the Aztecs
fake and gay
pretty sure, one of the scientists raped them
I know I would.
What's the fucking point of this shit supposed to be, why do they keep faking this?
That's Jaime Maussan for you, baby
This shit’s old news bromosexuals. Why is it getting attention now after being out there for 6 fucking years?
https://www.the-alien-project.com/en/humanoid-reptile/