What more can you want from a billionaire? He's one of us, he's R/Our Guy.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1701849145063928092?t=oqqi4Je8nPA-iaNLsBmA_w&s=19
BREAKING: ELON GOT AMBER HEARD TO COSPLAY MERCY, LEAKS IT ON TWITTER/X!!!
What more can you want from a billionaire? He's one of us, he's R/Our Guy.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1701849145063928092?t=oqqi4Je8nPA-iaNLsBmA_w&s=19
Sage
What's your problem man? This is KINO cöntent.
What's the point of that?
The "sage" makes it so you can make a comment without bumping the thread. All you did here was sage it with no input. It's the same net effect as you not doing anything at all lol
lurk moar homosexual
>multi billionaire
>can't even afford a decent costume for his sex waifu fantasy
laaaaaaaaame. I've seen cosplayers with a budget of $0 do betetr, pic related.
Yea but this is the girl that shit the bed after all, is she worthy of an Iron Man level of complexity in her cosplay?
Oh how I wish I was that bed.
If I had Elon money, I'd hire shit the bed freaks too. I dress her up in the fanciest cosplay costume that 20 dollars could buy, then have her shit my bed.
It doesn’t matter so long as you get to nut in her face as humiliation afterwards. She was probably desperate for money after the lawsuit with Johnny Depp.
Incredibly based. He wasn’t lying when he said he played Overwatch.
https://youtube.com/shorts/nPhFXA_PRIE?feature=shared
What heroes do you think he plays?
what was going through her mind at that moment?
>I can't wait to shit on Elons pillow
drugs
"I want to be the 9th baby mama of his harem so he can pay my legal fees."
this is the best publicity she's gotten in over 5 years
I love her so much bros
Cluster B. Psychopaths will do ANYTHING to please their object of conquest. Later they'll just dump that object as if nothing ever happened.
If you don't know the pull of a cluster B, you've never met one. Its such a mind fuck because they have so many desirable traits, but they're simultaneously broken in the brain and we don't have any modern technology to fix them, its tragic because otherwise they'd be pretty cool.
The worst part is that even after you've recovered from the hell one drags you through and are now ready for a healthy relationship, you want more than that.
Somebody sane just doesn't cut it.
You know this is healthy and good, this is how a normal human behaves but you subconsciously crave for more and you won't ever get that from somebody sane.
And you wake up every night thinking of her, you reach over expecting her to be there.... she's not.
Yeah......resonates too much with me bro. I had this "dad" like quality and kept attracting cluster b's, but their energy is contagious and when I see boring nerdy couples I think....I can't settle for that so I chill alone. Its fucked, they're not awful people, we just can't help them and its almost always some early childhood trauma even if it might be part genetic as well.
It feels extra bad when you're now with somebody sane, good and loyal who's actually putting effort into the relationship and respects you.
Yet you can't stop thinking about that pretending, thieving and cheating demon who gave you a heart attack.
Basically it feels like you're betraying this new person who's actually been a very good addition to your life.
Hopefully it'll stop sooner than later.
I'd say most famous are on that spectrum even if it's mild. In the case of Amber though and after looking through that shitfest of a trial, she's obviously a full blown psychopath. You just can see the glaring similarities and the exact same tactics being used if you're a victim of one yourself.
Johnny's lawyer pulled the impossible: they made public opinion side with the man. I bet she was VERY angry at being outmaneuvered like that
Like I said he's probably on the spectrum too so he made her blow her cover multiple times and expose to the whole world just how utterly insane she is while he was sitting there with a shit-eating grin.
Men are better women than women themselves.
which one was the psycho? her or him?
strikes me as probably both.
Cluster B's are often (not always) associated with females which includes borderline personality and histrionic personality disorder while as Cluster A's are often (not always) associated with males and include narcissism and sociopaths
Hmm, guess I might be a little bit like this... I do all of this to some people I want to control a bit I guess... But I do it for them, so they will see the world like I do, not to hurt them of course - It's for their own good
...you're a sociopath
He's just Finnish.
I don't think so, I'm just very bored and cynical I guess
her face expression tells me she is slowly acknowledging that she is living hell. It's like the same expression you would expect of a troon/redditor when they realize "you are here forever" absolutely wasn't a joke
mind?
>it will be worth it for the money
What the fuck?
he had a menage a trois with the dumb slut
she is falling into oblivion
of course, hes going to throw her a bone for the great blow job she gave
she probably had to promise anal
>she probably had to promise anal
that was de rigeur
buzz buzz
Ok I'm curious. I don't follow celeb drama.
Redpill me on the bees.
WHY ARE THEY WEARING BEES!?!? WTF
NOT THE BEES!
Love the reference, its actually not a bad film, but for real as others mentioned, bees = occult which bugs the shit out of me since bees are pretty cool and I loveeeee honey, but fucking israelite ruin every fucking good thing on this planet leave the god damn fucking bees alone so I can enjoy my honey and mead you fucking demonic interdimensional shit fucks
It's a masonic thing.
What's Gucci, my nigga.
Those are Dior bees on most likely Dior clothing.
It means they are under the direction of the priory of sion in this circus for normalfags to consoom. It's the merovingian bee.
Did he post that with her consent?
If not, could this be considered revenge porn?
I don't think he asked her if that's what youre saying. He posted it in response to news pages reporting that in his biography, he asked her to cosplay Mercy. His response was just a pic of it from his phone lmao
I don't think it counts as revenge porn, there's no sexual act happening, no nudity either. It's ripe for a firestorm, "he posted a private photo of Amber without her consent", but there's no legal implications for it.
She is obsessed with him and has a baby with him. She also would beat him when they were together. I doubt she cares
There's no evidence yet that Elon is the father of her kid. She got a surrogacy, there's no record of who the father is as far as I know.
You really need evidence when the only guy who is surrogating dozens of women just happens to be the guy she was with? As big mouth neurotic as they both are they would of said it wasn't his. Stop being obtuse. Even Johnny Depp says it's him which at this point is all the evidence we need since he proven to only spit facts.
I want bukkitbrown as my own personal cosplay sex toy.
Imagine being his age and having her agree to dress up in anything you wanted to get photographed and fucked... and picking an overwatch character.
As opposed to what
A true man of class here
World Heroes was underrated.
Women with swords are teh secks.
I think you meant Jeanne D'Arc... good call. I posted Charlotte from Samurai Shodown... easily confused.
holy shit, just checked.... how the fuck did I remember that wrong?!?! I used to play with Charlotte all the time!
also, Orchid.
is that charlotte?
Yes.
Absolutely patrician.
ok first i was going to insult you but now i agree and respect you. elon is a retard
Elon choosing an Overwatch character just proves he's a newfag. Not surprised at all that he got swept into game of the year Elden Ring.
>He's not actually one of us.
>Elon choosing an Overwatch character just proves he's a newfag.
>>He's not actually one of us.
seething troon fingers typed this.
>seething troon fingers typed this
More projections.
Misato obviously
Well, what would you have had her dress up as? Princess Leia in her slave girl outfit from Return of the Jedi?
This take is so fucking gay and retarded
I imagine (You) being so pleased with your homosexual self typing that shit
>I imagine (You) being so pleased with your homosexual self typing that shit
Nice projection.
I’d just throw her in a latex bodysuit and douse her in oil
Never played, never will.
do angels shit?
>BREAKING! WOMAN WEARS COSTUME!
The Simp Question needs answering.
She is so perfect I can fix her
hasn't even been a year since her primetime legal case and she's already whoring out
videos of her snorting coke off an erect dick in a cartel murder depot within 6 months
man, even though shes batshit crazy and goes poo poo, she is so fucking gorgeous
I still can't believe she went poopoo
It's really hard to bear knowing women, let alone hot women, go poo poo.
My wife never mentions it and never farts in my presence and it helps the pain.
yeah actually, i dont even care what she did to depp, hes a homosexual anyway. please let me fix her
please lord
get him to leak the yumeko cosplay
Amber Turd
to be fair, so did everyone else in Paris
if I saw her doing this I'd discreetly go and pick it up and bring it home with me to sniff and lick
Designated
butiful baby we hav so much in common i have big 1 feet pinus good for karma sutra please marry me yes?
She'd be a tradwife in India.
>He's one of us
No. He's a newfag. You're a newfag. Neither of yall are
>one of us
A GRUMPY YOU SAY!?
With all that money I'd expect a a better costume. The average comiket attention whore looks better than that.
Reminder Amber Heard is a legitimate 10/10 and if you disagree you're probably a homo.
She's 37
Ngl she is hot as fuck. I could change her.
Why would you want to? I’d let her poo on my chest.
>I could change her.
Why would you want to?
More to the point, why would somebody like Elon go with some used-up nearly-walled slag, rather than some 10/10 19-year-old?
>AMBER HEARD
Have you heard? Turd is the word. Amber Heard's turd is the word.
>Ethnicity: Scots-Irish/Northern Irish, English, Irish, German, Scottish, Welsh
Quite a mixture but it works perfectly
So... am I supposed to know who this is?
It's from a literal kids videogame.
how the fuck is a literal billionaire not able to afford an extremely intricate cosplay? That shit looks like something from a halloween store
>mean stare
>caked on makeup
>tattoos
into the trash it goes
Did she take a dump?
IBF this is considered revenge porn and Elon gets sued
She has no money.
I'm in my 30s and have a 22 year old girlfriend who wears slutty cosplays for me and shows off her fuck meat and I post pics of her all the time, literally just get off /misc/ for a bit and get a girlfriend, women love being sluts for chad
you are not and will never be a chad, no matter how hard you larp. homosexual. you get the fuck off /misc/ you fucking nagger
That look on her face is worth more than Elon.
LEL
opportunity, wasted
Honestly that costume is terrible