>boymoding in the mongolian empire

>boymoding in the mongolian empire
>practicing my throat-singing skills to serve the Khan and get paid a lot of tugriks to pay for my feminizing potions
>Khan is hiring new throat-singers because the previous Khan killed them all off
>Khan makes a throat-singing contest
>sell family heirloom trophy sword to get enough tugriks to pay the contest registration fee, plan to buy it back after winning or my dad will kill me
>all the other contenders are balding old ugly monks
>mfw I'm the only young person there
>they sing really good though, perfect khoomei
>start to get worried I just lost the family heirloom and will not be able to get enough money for feminizing potions to stop masculinizing
>my turn comes next
>unpack my galshar
>take a big sip from my leather bottle of koumiss to get that perfect golden vibration
>finally, my turn comes
>I come to the centre of the stage
>the Khan is looking at me from the second floor, sitting at his throne
>sit down on a cushion and prepare my galshar
>start to play it
>it's not really that hard considering it's just two strings
>start singing what I practiced
>"SUMBAYARUMJONGEKHONGESARAMBOKUHIBLIRIYESUVARAJYEWAJYEDORZOSUVALESESAVALESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOYOOOYOYOOYOOYOOOOOOOOO"
>finish singing
>after the contest ends the servant tells me to go to the Khan's quarters
>think that I made it
>go to his quarters
>god they're so fricking shiny and golden
>Khan is sitting on his other throne
>stands up when he sees me enter the room
>kneel before him
>"Stand up, anon"
>my natural thin gayvoice which is somehow also capable of throat-singing comes out of my mouth "y-yes sir"
>frick frick frick he's so much hotter up close
>he's enormous, he must be at least 7 gishgam
>he fricking towers my 5 gishgam self
>"So, anon. You did well on that contest. Not to mention, you're the youngest of our contenders."
>he looks down at me
>"And I want to offer you a position"
>finally finally it's happening
>"As my concubine."
>mfw
Cont.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Im glad the Gabechi of the Northern realm slaughtered men like you and all Yokemen of the Empire by the tens of thousands. There was nary a sad day when the iron bowstrings of the great ancestor, Agi-Batoru launched his steel missiles against the cowardly hosts of the Yuan and slayed many cowardly lords and chieftains north of the Heavenly Mountains. The people of the Liao cried with such joy when the rotten wheel of the Khan shattered.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'm giving this post a pity bump cause it's clear you put in a lot of effort but it just hasn't resonated with the tttt audience and is about to fall off the board.

    don't be disheartened and keep honing your craft, shitposting is an art form and takes practice like any other.

    gl anon

    • 1 year ago
      spot

      yeah that's pretty fair. I can get behind this

    • 1 year ago
      Normal

      based compassion poster

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I really lked it

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically the only good post on this board

  4. 1 year ago
    bartender

    >didn't continue
    that's kinda sad anon i wanted more!
    I used to be really good at throat singing but it's kinda weird to do in front of anyone. i don't think I could do it any more though since i had vfs, although i haven't tried

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I need to know what happens, does he hum on the khan's wiener?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the Khan has a fetish for tying up his concubines and having his hunting falcon mercilessly attack their penis

      • 1 year ago
        Normal

        >tfw Ill never be the khans hunting falcon
        is there even a purpose in not expiring ?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what if khans senior wife turned his fav concubine into a living swine by cutting his limbs and eyes out
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consort_Qi

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've actually fantasize about this a bit... Eating dried flakes of horse piss, squirting water up my butt via a tanned bladder, and sleeping in tents with a bunch of goats and men.

    I can only wonder what you must be like with this kind of preoccupation too.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We all dream of simpler times anon

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    where is the 2nd part

  8. 1 year ago
    Throat-Singing Boymoder

    >"A-as your concubine? B-but I'm a boy!"
    >"Oh don't be silly, anon. I know all about why you wanted to win this contest."
    >fucheknows
    >"Does a boy sell his family heirloom to register on a throat-singing contest to afford buying feminizing potions?" he looks me in the eyes
    >"Does a boy speak with such a thin voice despite being capable of grabbing the lowest notes of the kargyraa style?" he looks at my lips
    >"Does a boy have such a petite 5 gishgam tall body?" he glances at my lower half
    >"I-i-i'm a boy! I have a shodoi between my legs!"
    >"No, anon. I don't like boys. I'm not an ijil khüisten. But I like you. And I am chigeeree, therefore you must be a girl."
    >Frick I can't argue with that logic
    >"So, anon. Or rather, anonette. Do you accept my offer?"
    >"You will be provided with enough tugriks to make you and your family live as lords, the highest comforts fit for a beautiful concubine such as yourself, you will be respected by the empire's subjects, and in return you'll just have to... accompany me at night."
    >I blush and images of him having his way with me, unable to resist in any meaningful way flash through my mind
    >"Of course, you don't have to answer me right now. For now, I will provide you with luxurious quarters for you to think my offer over."
    >"You're free to go, anonette."
    >Still stunned and unable to speak I walk out of there and the servant leads me to my quarters
    >Lie down on the most comfortable bed I've ever lied on in my entire life
    >Look down
    >My little shodoi is rock hard
    >Hardest I've ever been
    >Pull my pants off and bite my tsamts with my mouth to not get it dirty
    >Start stroking my shodoi
    >Imagine the Khan's big hands grabbing me
    >Shodoi starts leaking pre-koum
    >Imagine sucking his giant Mongolian warlord shodoi while he puts his enormous hand on my head and guides me with it
    >Frick frick frick
    >Cum on my flat tummy harder than I ever did in my life, koumiss-like substance flies everywhere
    >Clean up and think about my response to the Khan
    Cont?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yerp

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      moar pls

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Giwtwm would 100% become a concubine for hrt and a comfy bed qwq

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      giwtwm

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pls continue anon, it's very hot.

      I can dump pic rel if anons are interested

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Post

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ok anon

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
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            Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            give me more

            okie :3

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
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            Anonymous
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            Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      give me more

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/E7er7Eo.png

      >boymoding in the mongolian empire
      >practicing my throat-singing skills to serve the Khan and get paid a lot of tugriks to pay for my feminizing potions
      >Khan is hiring new throat-singers because the previous Khan killed them all off
      >Khan makes a throat-singing contest
      >sell family heirloom trophy sword to get enough tugriks to pay the contest registration fee, plan to buy it back after winning or my dad will kill me
      >all the other contenders are balding old ugly monks
      >mfw I'm the only young person there
      >they sing really good though, perfect khoomei
      >start to get worried I just lost the family heirloom and will not be able to get enough money for feminizing potions to stop masculinizing
      >my turn comes next
      >unpack my galshar
      >take a big sip from my leather bottle of koumiss to get that perfect golden vibration
      >finally, my turn comes
      >I come to the centre of the stage
      >the Khan is looking at me from the second floor, sitting at his throne
      >sit down on a cushion and prepare my galshar
      >start to play it
      >it's not really that hard considering it's just two strings
      >start singing what I practiced
      >"SUMBAYARUMJONGEKHONGESARAMBOKUHIBLIRIYESUVARAJYEWAJYEDORZOSUVALESESAVALESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOYOOOYOYOOYOOYOOOOOOOOO"
      >finish singing
      >after the contest ends the servant tells me to go to the Khan's quarters
      >think that I made it
      >go to his quarters
      >god they're so fricking shiny and golden
      >Khan is sitting on his other throne
      >stands up when he sees me enter the room
      >kneel before him
      >"Stand up, anon"
      >my natural thin gayvoice which is somehow also capable of throat-singing comes out of my mouth "y-yes sir"
      >frick frick frick he's so much hotter up close
      >he's enormous, he must be at least 7 gishgam
      >he fricking towers my 5 gishgam self
      >"So, anon. You did well on that contest. Not to mention, you're the youngest of our contenders."
      >he looks down at me
      >"And I want to offer you a position"
      >finally finally it's happening
      >"As my concubine."
      >mfw
      Cont.

      whats with all this terminology you making it up as you go?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      when part 3?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Part 3 pleaseee

  9. 1 year ago
    P. Sevenleaf

    I like it. Good vibe. tfw I will never be the concuboy to a mighty feudal lord

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > Calls a morin khuur a galshar
    Make your larp more believable next time

    • 1 year ago
      Throat-Singing Boymoder

      Sowwy 🙁

  11. 1 year ago
    MWAHnon

    I can do throat singing because I'm practicing my fry screams for my future raw black metal music

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i liked this a lot, need more history boymoder smut

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bump

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      its been 15 hours anon i think its time to give up

  14. 1 year ago
    (clout)chaser

    put me in the screenie!

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hello, NSFFW here. Why did you decide to become the useful idiot of capitalist commoditization? You're traumatized, not gay. You're mentally ill, not trans. Gender and sex are the same things. You've been manipulated into these fake identities to perpetuate your own exploitation and further divide society into arbitrary, competing interest groups. They will doom you to be miserable sooner or later. It will take time to heal but you don't have to live like this anons.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hello /Black person/ here blah blah blah i'm a stinky nerd

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if thats true why does it feel really good when a guy cums in me :3

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this is just a shitpost but I can actually explain the reason;
        Semen is filled with narcotics. It's intention is to warm up the womans fridgid sex drive and make her more susceptable to procreation since that is in the males interest. This is why gays are so sexually promiscuous and degenerate. theyre litterally all just coomers, but the person they want to coom with is just as likely to want to coom as them, and they both increase their own sex drives with semen.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Black person

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      t. Black person ape moron stinky

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kek. I am from /misc/ and I love this story. Please write about what happens after the contest. Will the boymoder and khan be together?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have that greentext about the alchemist boymoder and a prince? It was really good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bump

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    at what point did this board transition from lgbt discussion to full blown erotica
    like this is pretty funny but still

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      10 years ago

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    bump

  20. 1 year ago
    Throat-Singing Boymoder

    >Next morning wake up in clean sheets and a comfy bed surrounded by luxurious pillows
    >Blush remembering what happened yesterday
    >Lie on the bed for a couple more minutes before standing up
    >Think to myself "damn I must've just dosed off yesterday, didn't even have a proper look at this place"
    >Look around, god this place is big
    >Look out the window
    >Damn that's a nice garden
    >Wait what
    >This place has a fricking mirror??
    >Holy hell this thing costs more than my life
    >Look at my reflection
    >Damn I have a nice ass
    >Damn I have a pretty face
    >"I can see why Khan considers me a woman now..."
    >Looks like buying those shady feminizing potions from that traveling merchant was a good decision...
    >Look at the big chest in front of my canopy Khan-size bed
    >OwO_whats_this.jpg
    >Jump off the bed like a cat
    >Check inside
    >It's concubine clothes
    >Blush and close it
    >My bag is right next to it
    >Look inside
    >Everything seems to be in place except for my spare clothes
    >Suddenly a servant barges into my room
    >"Breakfast is ready, ma'am" the servant says
    >"W-where did you put my clothes?" I say as I try to hide my fluster from being called ma'am
    >"The Khan took liberty to relieve you of your dirty boyish clothes. You can find your new clothes in that chest by your bed."
    >what
    >"You will be provided with whatever you may require for your comfort. For now, I will take my leave. Come down whenever you're ready."
    >The servant then leaves as I stand there astounded by what he said

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love this lol

    • 1 year ago
      Throat-Singing Boymoder

      [...]
      nice <3

      Bump

      Relatable

      pls continue anon

      Sorry I'll have to go to sleep now, I doubt this thread will live until tomorrow. I'll make a new one tomorrow and link this one in it. Love y'all :3
      P.S: I can actually throat-sing and I recently started HRT if anyone's interested so the character is technically kind of a self-insert

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    nice <3

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Relatable

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pls continue anon

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