>boymoding in the mongolian empire
>practicing my throat-singing skills to serve the Khan and get paid a lot of tugriks to pay for my feminizing potions
>Khan is hiring new throat-singers because the previous Khan killed them all off
>Khan makes a throat-singing contest
>sell family heirloom trophy sword to get enough tugriks to pay the contest registration fee, plan to buy it back after winning or my dad will kill me
>all the other contenders are balding old ugly monks
>mfw I'm the only young person there
>they sing really good though, perfect khoomei
>start to get worried I just lost the family heirloom and will not be able to get enough money for feminizing potions to stop masculinizing
>my turn comes next
>unpack my galshar
>take a big sip from my leather bottle of koumiss to get that perfect golden vibration
>finally, my turn comes
>I come to the centre of the stage
>the Khan is looking at me from the second floor, sitting at his throne
>sit down on a cushion and prepare my galshar
>start to play it
>it's not really that hard considering it's just two strings
>start singing what I practiced
>"SUMBAYARUMJONGEKHONGESARAMBOKUHIBLIRIYESUVARAJYEWAJYEDORZOSUVALESESAVALESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOYOOOYOYOOYOOYOOOOOOOOO"
>finish singing
>after the contest ends the servant tells me to go to the Khan's quarters
>think that I made it
>go to his quarters
>god they're so fucking shiny and golden
>Khan is sitting on his other throne
>stands up when he sees me enter the room
>kneel before him
>"Stand up, anon"
>my natural thin fagvoice which is somehow also capable of throat-singing comes out of my mouth "y-yes sir"
>fuck fuck fuck he's so much hotter up close
>he's enormous, he must be at least 7 gishgam
>he fucking towers my 5 gishgam self
>"So, anon. You did well on that contest. Not to mention, you're the youngest of our contenders."
>he looks down at me
>"And I want to offer you a position"
>finally finally it's happening
>"As my concubine."
>mfw
Cont.
>boymoding in the mongolian empire
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Im glad the Gabechi of the Northern realm slaughtered men like you and all Yokemen of the Empire by the tens of thousands. There was nary a sad day when the iron bowstrings of the great ancestor, Agi-Batoru launched his steel missiles against the cowardly hosts of the Yuan and slayed many cowardly lords and chieftains north of the Heavenly Mountains. The people of the Liao cried with such joy when the rotten wheel of the Khan shattered.
i'm giving this post a pity bump cause it's clear you put in a lot of effort but it just hasn't resonated with the tttt audience and is about to fall off the board.
don't be disheartened and keep honing your craft, shitposting is an art form and takes practice like any other.
gl anon
yeah that's pretty fair. I can get behind this
based compassion poster
I really lked it
Unironically the only good post on this board
>didn't continue
that's kinda sad anon i wanted more!
I used to be really good at throat singing but it's kinda weird to do in front of anyone. i don't think I could do it any more though since i had vfs, although i haven't tried
I need to know what happens, does he hum on the khan's cock?
the Khan has a fetish for tying up his concubines and having his hunting falcon mercilessly attack their penis
>tfw Ill never be the khans hunting falcon
is there even a purpose in not expiring ?
what if khans senior wife turned his fav concubine into a living swine by cutting his limbs and eyes out
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consort_Qi
I've actually fantasize about this a bit... Eating dried flakes of horse piss, squirting water up my butt via a tanned bladder, and sleeping in tents with a bunch of goats and men.
I can only wonder what you must be like with this kind of preoccupation too.
We all dream of simpler times anon
where is the 2nd part
>"A-as your concubine? B-but I'm a boy!"
>"Oh don't be silly, anon. I know all about why you wanted to win this contest."
>fucheknows
>"Does a boy sell his family heirloom to register on a throat-singing contest to afford buying feminizing potions?" he looks me in the eyes
>"Does a boy speak with such a thin voice despite being capable of grabbing the lowest notes of the kargyraa style?" he looks at my lips
>"Does a boy have such a petite 5 gishgam tall body?" he glances at my lower half
>"I-i-i'm a boy! I have a shodoi between my legs!"
>"No, anon. I don't like boys. I'm not an ijil khüisten. But I like you. And I am chigeeree, therefore you must be a girl."
>Fuck I can't argue with that logic
>"So, anon. Or rather, anonette. Do you accept my offer?"
>"You will be provided with enough tugriks to make you and your family live as lords, the highest comforts fit for a beautiful concubine such as yourself, you will be respected by the empire's subjects, and in return you'll just have to... accompany me at night."
>I blush and images of him having his way with me, unable to resist in any meaningful way flash through my mind
>"Of course, you don't have to answer me right now. For now, I will provide you with luxurious quarters for you to think my offer over."
>"You're free to go, anonette."
>Still stunned and unable to speak I walk out of there and the servant leads me to my quarters
>Lie down on the most comfortable bed I've ever lied on in my entire life
>Look down
>My little shodoi is rock hard
>Hardest I've ever been
>Pull my pants off and bite my tsamts with my mouth to not get it dirty
>Start stroking my shodoi
>Imagine the Khan's big hands grabbing me
>Shodoi starts leaking pre-koum
>Imagine sucking his giant Mongolian warlord shodoi while he puts his enormous hand on my head and guides me with it
>Fuck fuck fuck
>Cum on my flat tummy harder than I ever did in my life, koumiss-like substance flies everywhere
>Clean up and think about my response to the Khan
Cont?
yerp
moar pls
Giwtwm would 100% become a concubine for hrt and a comfy bed qwq
giwtwm
Pls continue anon, it's very hot.
I can dump pic rel if anons are interested
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Ok anon
okie :3
give me more
whats with all this terminology you making it up as you go?
when part 3?
Part 3 pleaseee
I like it. Good vibe. tfw I will never be the concuboy to a mighty feudal lord
> Calls a morin khuur a galshar
Make your larp more believable next time
Sowwy 🙁
I can do throat singing because I'm practicing my fry screams for my future raw black metal music
i liked this a lot, need more history boymoder smut
bump
its been 15 hours anon i think its time to give up
put me in the screenie!
Hello, LULZ here. Why did you decide to become the useful idiot of capitalist commoditization? You're traumatized, not gay. You're mentally ill, not trans. Gender and sex are the same things. You've been manipulated into these fake identities to perpetuate your own exploitation and further divide society into arbitrary, competing interest groups. They will doom you to be miserable sooner or later. It will take time to heal but you don't have to live like this anons.
hello /nagger/ here blah blah blah i'm a stinky nerd
if thats true why does it feel really good when a guy cums in me :3
this is just a shitpost but I can actually explain the reason;
Semen is filled with narcotics. It's intention is to warm up the womans fridgid sex drive and make her more susceptable to procreation since that is in the males interest. This is why gays are so sexually promiscuous and degenerate. theyre litterally all just coomers, but the person they want to coom with is just as likely to want to coom as them, and they both increase their own sex drives with semen.
nagger
t. nagger ape retard stinky
Kek. I am from /misc/ and I love this story. Please write about what happens after the contest. Will the boymoder and khan be together?
Does anyone have that greentext about the alchemist boymoder and a prince? It was really good
Bump
at what point did this board transition from lgbt discussion to full blown erotica
like this is pretty funny but still
10 years ago
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>Next morning wake up in clean sheets and a comfy bed surrounded by luxurious pillows
>Blush remembering what happened yesterday
>Lie on the bed for a couple more minutes before standing up
>Think to myself "damn I must've just dosed off yesterday, didn't even have a proper look at this place"
>Look around, god this place is big
>Look out the window
>Damn that's a nice garden
>Wait what
>This place has a fucking mirror??
>Holy hell this thing costs more than my life
>Look at my reflection
>Damn I have a nice ass
>Damn I have a pretty face
>"I can see why Khan considers me a woman now..."
>Looks like buying those shady feminizing potions from that traveling merchant was a good decision...
>Look at the big chest in front of my canopy Khan-size bed
>OwO_whats_this.jpg
>Jump off the bed like a cat
>Check inside
>It's concubine clothes
>Blush and close it
>My bag is right next to it
>Look inside
>Everything seems to be in place except for my spare clothes
>Suddenly a servant barges into my room
>"Breakfast is ready, ma'am" the servant says
>"W-where did you put my clothes?" I say as I try to hide my fluster from being called ma'am
>"The Khan took liberty to relieve you of your dirty boyish clothes. You can find your new clothes in that chest by your bed."
>what
>"You will be provided with whatever you may require for your comfort. For now, I will take my leave. Come down whenever you're ready."
>The servant then leaves as I stand there astounded by what he said
I love this lol
Sorry I'll have to go to sleep now, I doubt this thread will live until tomorrow. I'll make a new one tomorrow and link this one in it. Love y'all :3
P.S: I can actually throat-sing and I recently started HRT if anyone's interested so the character is technically kind of a self-insert
nice <3
Relatable
pls continue anon