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Boymoders are like teenage girls with their budding breast and naivete. You can make them believe anything and do anything.

Boymoders are like teenage girls with their budding breast and naivete. You can make them believe anything and do anything.

  1. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    ok while i admit i am pretty easily manipulated and naive, i do not look like a teenage girl whatsoever ok i look like a dude.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

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      wrong again!

      mine is brown because i'm a filthy mutt somebody kill me

      *goes to every thread with sad dysphoric boymoders*
      *posts the same hug.jpg in all of them*

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      mood

      wrong again!

      mine is brown because i'm a filthy mutt somebody kill me

      also mood
      henlo airheaded caramel fren

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        airheaded? i'm not airheaded

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        [...]
        *goes to every thread with sad dysphoric boymoders*
        *posts the same hug.jpg in all of them*

        thanks anon i feel a little better now

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        that can be fixed

        uhhh UHHH idk if that would even work on me

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >not an airhead
          sorry i thought manipulable was caused by being overall a retard but that's just me ig
          my bad

          how brown are we talking?

          my dad is black, my mom is white, i'm told i look native and i tan really bad

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            ok well maybe i'm a little bit airheaded i get distracted really easily now that i think about it but also i feel you there on tanning really bad it suuucks

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              >a little bit airheaded i get distracted really easily
              yeah im a dumbass
              >tanning really bad it suuucks
              yeah my laser guy tells me i cant get any darker or it will be harder
              ive basically vampiremoded for the past year and now im paleish ig but it sucks being a suncsreen nazi and just generally not going outside

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah im a dumbass
                me too honestly
                >being a suncsreen nazi
                ha ha me too, i'm obsessed with staying light, thankfully i have pitch black hair and my skin isn't too brown because of my efforts so the laser peeps haven't had any trouble with me

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

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                >obsessed with staying light
                same, im just finishing up laser and doing a little electrolysis to get the last few bits
                as much of a pain in the ass it is, i will prolly stick to as little sun as possible just maybe not as religiously
                ive been dressing like picrel for a whole year and it kinda sucks tbh

  2. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    don't forget their tight pink buttholes

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      wrong again!

      mine is brown because i'm a filthy mutt somebody kill me

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have budding breast tho? This is the most important part.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          well... i mean yeah but everybody gets those on hrt

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

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        that can be fixed

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          but would it work on a brownoid?

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            how brown are we talking?

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              i'm 3/4 white 1/4 hispanic but there's a whole lotta genes in my family line including some darker europeans so i wound up being a light brown mutt. usually i look more olive but in the summer i get darker (and i hate it)

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

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                >not an airhead
                sorry i thought manipulable was caused by being overall a retard but that's just me ig
                my bad
                [...]
                my dad is black, my mom is white, i'm told i look native and i tan really bad

                can't find much info on anal bleaching for non-whites, but I did find this though

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                oh wow i'm probably just pale enough down there to pull it off

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                interesting
                the bottle

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                that can be fixed

                says it works in various places
                how permanent is it?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                not permanent at all. you'll have to touch up every month or two. the plus side is if you fuck up and overbleach, you can let your ass "reset".

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                >touch up every month or two
                not bad ig
                might try it out sometime

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Ew 6-8 weeks of bleaching my ass. How long would it even last?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                not permanent at all. you'll have to touch up every month or two. the plus side is if you fuck up and overbleach, you can let your ass "reset".

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        brown butthole is still incredibly cute, anon.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >muh chocolate pudding bussy
          no it's fucking not

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            it fucking is! you can't convince me otherwise, muttanon.

            idk anon my brown butthole looks kinda weird tbh
            [...]
            agreed

            would have to see it to believe it, because i bet it looks yummy.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              >it fucking is!
              is not
              >you can't convince me otherwise
              i could but i dont feel like humiliating myself rn
              >muttanon
              thats a little rude tbdesubaka

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                you called yourself a mutt! and you don't have to, but i bet you've got a very cute butthole.

                i've never heard anybody tell me they bet my butthole looks yummy before but here we are and now i feel funny

                good funny or bad funny?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                uhh good funny i don't get too many compliments idk

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

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                im nta, i refered to myself and that other anon as caramel
                anyways my butt is gross and i wont be swayed so easily by your lewd words

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                i'm the one you called caramel. idk why but i liked that

                i'm in a weird mood tonight lol

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                oh, then my mistake. i bet you're very cute caramelnon. and it's not! your butt is probably very lovely, whether or not you're swayed by my lewd words is irrelevant!

                uhh good funny i don't get too many compliments idk

                that's a shame anon! a cute brown girl like yourself should get more! where are you from?

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

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                texas, the land of sun and spite. temperatures is in the 100s this week and the humidity is super high as usual i hate this place

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                cute texan anon.... and where are your parents from? you mentioned you're a mix so i'm curious.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

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                ha ha oh come on anon i'm not cute. i look like a whole ass dude. but anyway my mom's side is a mix of italian (with a few other southern european ethnicities) and hispanic. my dad's side is a whole bunch of europe but to keep it simple it's hungarian and dutch (where i got my surname) with likely some small amount of german as well (ancestors lived on the german-hungarian border)

                combine the italian and the hungarian and the hispanic genes with the german, hungarian and dutch genes you get me, a mutt. but half my siblings got to be fair skinned with full lips while i got stuck with the uneven mutt skin and thin white man lips. it kinda sucks but at least it's fun to call myself a mutt.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                lol, at least you're looking at the bright side of things. you don't even really sound all that bad looking with your ancestry. if you had a pink butthole it'd look off, a brown one fits you more and most certainly looks cuter. delicious, even. i'd certainly eat it like groceries if i had the chance.
                really wasn't expecting to have this conversation tonight, but there you go.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                well thanks for the butthole compliments lol, wasn't expecting this thread to go this direction either.

                thankfully i'm only 1.5 months on E, so my skin will probably lighten up in time. and who knows maybe i'll look less like a dude lol

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                for sure! it'll only get better with time. and your skin probably won't lighten, but it will get better in terms of overall appearance and vibrance. you're already probably pretty nice looking but you're gonna look like a bad bitch given enough time.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                ha i doubt it but we'll see lol. my body's not bad but my face is gonna need some work that's for sure

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                got a discord? don't have to see your butthole but you seem pretty chill.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                uh i'm sorry anon but i'm not ready for that kind of stuff yet. i like to keep things strictly on the board if that make sense but i really appreciate you thinking i'm chill and stuff

                people recognize me on the board all the time so idk you might see me around. if you ever see an anon complaining about their giant nose and/or man face, it's probably me.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                no worries, just shooting my shot. i don't generally browse here though cuz i'm a cis dude so i probably won't see you, lol. but also head to bed, it's nearly 2am where you are!

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                aw shit i'm busted. ok anon i'll get some sleep. peace out!

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                good night cute butthole anon!

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

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                oh! don't call me that lol! i shouldn't have peeked for replies lol

                ok for real this time i'm going, good night anon

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                i'll stop calling you that if i see a discord when i wake up, cute butthole anon :^)

                but for real good night <3

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              i've never heard anybody tell me they bet my butthole looks yummy before but here we are and now i feel funny

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            go on trip take the brown eye

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          idk anon my brown butthole looks kinda weird tbh

          >muh chocolate pudding bussy
          no it's fucking not

          agreed

  3. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

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    i like how this thread went from making fun of boymoders acting like teenage girls to boymoders giving each other anal bleaching advice lol

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Boymoders will do anything to be more wanted by men, even if they won't do the one thing that will get them a boyfriend - actually look for one.

  4. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    i don't think this is rational but many bipedos feel this way

  5. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >You can make them believe anything and do anything.
    fuck you, no you can't

  6. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

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    I like nutting inside of them.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      teenage girls or boymoders?

  7. 3 days ago
    snowcone-moder

    >boymoders are like teenage girls
    >you can convince them too do anything
    jail

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