Boymoders are like teenage girls with their budding breast and naivete. You can make them believe anything and do anything.
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Boymoders are like teenage girls with their budding breast and naivete. You can make them believe anything and do anything.
ok while i admit i am pretty easily manipulated and naive, i do not look like a teenage girl whatsoever ok i look like a dude.
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*goes to every thread with sad dysphoric boymoders*
*posts the same hug.jpg in all of them*
mood
also mood
henlo airheaded caramel fren
airheaded? i'm not airheaded
thanks anon i feel a little better now
uhhh UHHH idk if that would even work on me
>not an airhead
sorry i thought manipulable was caused by being overall a retard but that's just me ig
my bad
my dad is black, my mom is white, i'm told i look native and i tan really bad
ok well maybe i'm a little bit airheaded i get distracted really easily now that i think about it but also i feel you there on tanning really bad it suuucks
>a little bit airheaded i get distracted really easily
yeah im a dumbass
>tanning really bad it suuucks
yeah my laser guy tells me i cant get any darker or it will be harder
ive basically vampiremoded for the past year and now im paleish ig but it sucks being a suncsreen nazi and just generally not going outside
>yeah im a dumbass
me too honestly
>being a suncsreen nazi
ha ha me too, i'm obsessed with staying light, thankfully i have pitch black hair and my skin isn't too brown because of my efforts so the laser peeps haven't had any trouble with me
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>obsessed with staying light
same, im just finishing up laser and doing a little electrolysis to get the last few bits
as much of a pain in the ass it is, i will prolly stick to as little sun as possible just maybe not as religiously
ive been dressing like picrel for a whole year and it kinda sucks tbh
don't forget their tight pink buttholes
wrong again!
mine is brown because i'm a filthy mutt somebody kill me
Do you have budding breast tho? This is the most important part.
well... i mean yeah but everybody gets those on hrt
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that can be fixed
but would it work on a brownoid?
how brown are we talking?
i'm 3/4 white 1/4 hispanic but there's a whole lotta genes in my family line including some darker europeans so i wound up being a light brown mutt. usually i look more olive but in the summer i get darker (and i hate it)
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can't find much info on anal bleaching for non-whites, but I did find this though
oh wow i'm probably just pale enough down there to pull it off
interesting
the bottle
says it works in various places
how permanent is it?
not permanent at all. you'll have to touch up every month or two. the plus side is if you fuck up and overbleach, you can let your ass "reset".
>touch up every month or two
not bad ig
might try it out sometime
Ew 6-8 weeks of bleaching my ass. How long would it even last?
brown butthole is still incredibly cute, anon.
>muh chocolate pudding bussy
no it's fucking not
it fucking is! you can't convince me otherwise, muttanon.
would have to see it to believe it, because i bet it looks yummy.
>it fucking is!
is not
>you can't convince me otherwise
i could but i dont feel like humiliating myself rn
>muttanon
thats a little rude tbdesubaka
you called yourself a mutt! and you don't have to, but i bet you've got a very cute butthole.
good funny or bad funny?
uhh good funny i don't get too many compliments idk
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im nta, i refered to myself and that other anon as caramel
anyways my butt is gross and i wont be swayed so easily by your lewd words
i'm the one you called caramel. idk why but i liked that
i'm in a weird mood tonight lol
oh, then my mistake. i bet you're very cute caramelnon. and it's not! your butt is probably very lovely, whether or not you're swayed by my lewd words is irrelevant!
that's a shame anon! a cute brown girl like yourself should get more! where are you from?
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texas, the land of sun and spite. temperatures is in the 100s this week and the humidity is super high as usual i hate this place
cute texan anon.... and where are your parents from? you mentioned you're a mix so i'm curious.
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ha ha oh come on anon i'm not cute. i look like a whole ass dude. but anyway my mom's side is a mix of italian (with a few other southern european ethnicities) and hispanic. my dad's side is a whole bunch of europe but to keep it simple it's hungarian and dutch (where i got my surname) with likely some small amount of german as well (ancestors lived on the german-hungarian border)
combine the italian and the hungarian and the hispanic genes with the german, hungarian and dutch genes you get me, a mutt. but half my siblings got to be fair skinned with full lips while i got stuck with the uneven mutt skin and thin white man lips. it kinda sucks but at least it's fun to call myself a mutt.
lol, at least you're looking at the bright side of things. you don't even really sound all that bad looking with your ancestry. if you had a pink butthole it'd look off, a brown one fits you more and most certainly looks cuter. delicious, even. i'd certainly eat it like groceries if i had the chance.
really wasn't expecting to have this conversation tonight, but there you go.
well thanks for the butthole compliments lol, wasn't expecting this thread to go this direction either.
thankfully i'm only 1.5 months on E, so my skin will probably lighten up in time. and who knows maybe i'll look less like a dude lol
for sure! it'll only get better with time. and your skin probably won't lighten, but it will get better in terms of overall appearance and vibrance. you're already probably pretty nice looking but you're gonna look like a bad bitch given enough time.
ha i doubt it but we'll see lol. my body's not bad but my face is gonna need some work that's for sure
got a discord? don't have to see your butthole but you seem pretty chill.
uh i'm sorry anon but i'm not ready for that kind of stuff yet. i like to keep things strictly on the board if that make sense but i really appreciate you thinking i'm chill and stuff
people recognize me on the board all the time so idk you might see me around. if you ever see an anon complaining about their giant nose and/or man face, it's probably me.
no worries, just shooting my shot. i don't generally browse here though cuz i'm a cis dude so i probably won't see you, lol. but also head to bed, it's nearly 2am where you are!
aw shit i'm busted. ok anon i'll get some sleep. peace out!
good night cute butthole anon!
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oh! don't call me that lol! i shouldn't have peeked for replies lol
ok for real this time i'm going, good night anon
i'll stop calling you that if i see a discord when i wake up, cute butthole anon :^)
but for real good night <3
i've never heard anybody tell me they bet my butthole looks yummy before but here we are and now i feel funny
go on trip take the brown eye
idk anon my brown butthole looks kinda weird tbh
agreed
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i like how this thread went from making fun of boymoders acting like teenage girls to boymoders giving each other anal bleaching advice lol
Boymoders will do anything to be more wanted by men, even if they won't do the one thing that will get them a boyfriend - actually look for one.
i don't think this is rational but many bipedos feel this way
>You can make them believe anything and do anything.
fuck you, no you can't
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I like nutting inside of them.
teenage girls or boymoders?
>boymoders are like teenage girls
>you can convince them too do anything
jail