>boyfriend's friend asks him right in front of me if it doesn't bother him to date someone with a penis

>boyfriend's friend asks him right in front of me if it doesn't bother him to date someone with a penis
>boyfriend looks him in the eye and says "No, I love her cute little dick!"
>mfw
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!

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  1. 2 years ago
    botE

    >chaser bf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The best and worst kind of bf simultaneously.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    well is it cute or not

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    's friend asks him right in front of me if it doesn't bother him to date someone with a penis
    ok but seriously if your bf got asked about that what would you want him to say
    t. dating a tranner and don't wanna hurt her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you're supposed to say
      >Yes, I hate that little homosexual
      and then spit on her face

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is what you do if you want your troony to go into her room and cut it off herself.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          huh? mtfs here always tell me they want to be verbally and physically abused...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            are you 10?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ye

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is what you do if you want your troony to go into her room and cut it off herself.

        But like, I really don't care, I'm gonna love her whether she has a dick or not, I just want her to be happy, since seeing her happy makes me happy. I don't know, I guess its just that most of my guy friends are really understanding so I just can't even imagine being in a situation like that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Say you think its cute and its not even that big. If its already been brought up don't treat it like an elephant in the room just say it in a jokey way or if you want to like get into your feelings and say you just like her a lot then do that?
      t.ranner

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "No it doesn't bother me and stop asking me those questions, it's none of your business."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no big deal, I'm having her cut it off soon anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I only like it because it's hers and I like her
      there

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chad

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chad troony here.
    I would've said said: Why? Are you asking to join my harem?"

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this didn't happen but i would die for a bf like that
    i am genuinely about to cry
    why do i have to live in such a conservative shithole
    chaser bf NOW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in the US? what conservative shithole would that be?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        in northern ireland
        i will move elsewhere in UK when i get enough money

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you're a redhead I'll pay for the plane ticket to murrica

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nope sorry i have the moronic uncommon irish phenotype of jet black hair that makes me look eastern european
            i'm also not going to even remotely look like a woman for like another 5 months of injections and laser

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Im a kinda redhead (copper/red in the sunlight) twinkhon (emphasis on the hon) troony in the us, where ru?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry you gotta have the accent too

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry if it made you feel dysphoric or uncomfortable but I think it's a very cute answer.
    How did it make you feel?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tranners love succubi

  8. 2 years ago
    Doll

    That's so fricked. I'm sorry

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >No, I love her cute little dick!
    This is literally the only correct answer.
    The man has nothing to be ashamed of.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good on him

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