>Bought a miata cause people say they are fun to drive

>Bought a miata cause people say they are fun to drive
>realize I live in Texas where it's all straights and no turns

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    all miata owners are laughing because they successfully trolled you into buying a piece of shit

    now its your duty to try and convert every person you see into becoming gay as well so they can suffer with you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you need wider tires and a Flying Miata exhaust kit

      Your giving away the secret, fricking stop

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the stupid choices thread?
    >made a smoke tester to see if I have any vacuum leaks
    >didn't find any vacuum leaks
    >now my air filter is clogged up with oil and my AFR holds 12.5 at cruise
    OP's_pic.jpeg

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tbh the miata is fun even in a straight line, just redlining every gear then downshifting and doing it over again. Obv turns would be fun too but I'm never bored going straight in my miata

    t. '23 miata owner

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He fell for it already. No need to keep feeding him bs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >rev it to redline
      >downshift

      Anon don't do this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think he's downshifting at redline

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >texas
    >all straights
    Your state is perfect for a Miata actually

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      only steers and queers come from Texas

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        and he sure dont look like a steer to me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        miata drivers are all gays.

        and we all know which one you are.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        and he sure dont look like a steer to me

        /thread

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hm.... how to fix this i wonder

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The money spent making a miata fast could just be used to buy a Z car or one of the American V8s

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      autocross is the lamest shit ever

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You must be doing something wrong, I'm in Texas and still have fun with mine.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      East Texas? Then yea. DFW and Houston not so much

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >East Texas? Then yea. DFW and Houston not so much
        Central

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ayy I work in Beasley TX!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      did you buy that car recently? I think I see the same car on craigslist, lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A couple months ago yes, but it was on cancerbook marketplace

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    only other choices are way bigger and 1000lbs heavier

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn’t live in the hill country with awesome roads everywhere
    Pretty cringe ngl

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I moved from CA to Texas 6 months ago and am desperate to get back home.

    Texas sucks ass. Southern hospitality is a myth, the weather is ass, and the people are very meh. The state looks like shit, it's just cheap steel buildings in various states of decay, scrub brush, livestock and shitty drivers with dented cars throughout the entire state.

    You get what you pay for and Texas is cheap. I fricking hate it here.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good. Go back you Black personhomosexual. Your gay kind is not welcome here.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I absolutely will. I have never been more disappointed in people than I have been in Texans. Buncha frickin' shut-ins who act like saying hello costs money.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It’s because you’re a homosexual. No one here likes homosexuals, shitskins or Black folk like you. Stupid little soicuck homosexual lmao

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            At least now I know firsthand where all that anger comes from. If I grew up here I'd hate everyone too.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            homosexual

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You can call me whatever you want but at the end of the day you're a Texan.
            Hey, why don't you do like my neighbor and just stand there and moronically post on facebook while one of your female neighbors fights off an aggressive stray dog. Buncha classless dopes.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Not my fault you can’t afford to not live around Black folk. Time for you to prep the bull at the Venice pier, Chet! Surf’s up brah!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Literally brought in my financial advisor today to get me back where I belong. I'll be more than happy to gtfo of this shithole. Thrilled. I really hope I can sell this house off to another Californian who doesn't know what they're getting into.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >you can’t afford to not live around Black folk
            lol this state is full of them, what's your point?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      People know you’re a homosexual from California and treat you as such. We don’t want your kind moving in and homosexualing up the place

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The sad thing is I was really looking forward to moving here. When a job opportunity opened up I took it. I thought as a conservative right winger I would be happy living amongst my kind of people. I really did.

        I have come to realize that conservatives are dicks. I mean, I get it, someone needs to be the dick and say the things that need to be said to keep things on the straight and narrow. Liberals are dumb, but at least they're friendly. I guess they just don't figure out the unintended consequences of the policies they vote for, but god fricking damn are they a lot nicer to live around.

        Politics is a stupid reason to move. I found that shit out the hard way. Whoopee, I can put a pistol on my hip. Yay.

        The only good thing about this state is the food is great. I have no clue what the deal here is but the food in CA is like looking at a photograph with a pastel filter and TX food is like with the color turned up to 11. If it wasn't for the food here I don't know what I'd do.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >but at least they're friendly
          3/10 got me to read halfway

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It took, I shit you not, 6 months for one, and only one of my 5 direct neighbors to bother to say hello and welcome us to the neighborhood.
            Honestly, I was kind of shocked. I thought that shit was normal. Someone moves in, you go over and say hello and welcome. I really thought that was what everyone did. Here? NOPE!
            Honestly, I'm still shocked. It isn't like I drove in here in blackface flying pride flags and shit on my truck. I just moved in, kept my property clean, waved at people for a while until I got tired of them not waving back.

            Frick this place. Texas sucks, and Texans suck. I wish, oh, I so wish, I could turn back time and never have ever moved here.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No one wants to talk to you because they know you’re a newbie from AIDSifornia. Texans are very hospitable, just not to homosexuals. Sorry buddy.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Texans are very hospitable
            No, no they are not. Maybe they think they are, but like I said, southern hospitality is a myth. Maybe it's something you tell yourselves to puff yourselves up, but the reality is that it isn't true.

            All I expected was extremely basic courtesy. I moved in here quietly, made sure to be as outwardly pleasant as possible, with an easy smile and wave to people as I left my driveway, I don't know. Texas is full of snobby little people who think they're so much better than everyone else, and I have no idea what they base that on, other than not being homosexual. What an achievement?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It took, I shit you not, 6 months for one, and only one of my 5 direct neighbors to bother to say hello and welcome us to the neighborhood.
            Honestly, I was kind of shocked. I thought that shit was normal. Someone moves in, you go over and say hello and welcome. I really thought that was what everyone did. Here? NOPE!
            Honestly, I'm still shocked. It isn't like I drove in here in blackface flying pride flags and shit on my truck. I just moved in, kept my property clean, waved at people for a while until I got tired of them not waving back.

            Frick this place. Texas sucks, and Texans suck. I wish, oh, I so wish, I could turn back time and never have ever moved here.

            The sad thing is I was really looking forward to moving here. When a job opportunity opened up I took it. I thought as a conservative right winger I would be happy living amongst my kind of people. I really did.

            I have come to realize that conservatives are dicks. I mean, I get it, someone needs to be the dick and say the things that need to be said to keep things on the straight and narrow. Liberals are dumb, but at least they're friendly. I guess they just don't figure out the unintended consequences of the policies they vote for, but god fricking damn are they a lot nicer to live around.

            Politics is a stupid reason to move. I found that shit out the hard way. Whoopee, I can put a pistol on my hip. Yay.

            The only good thing about this state is the food is great. I have no clue what the deal here is but the food in CA is like looking at a photograph with a pastel filter and TX food is like with the color turned up to 11. If it wasn't for the food here I don't know what I'd do.

            why are homos allowed to be on DA and in texas?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >oh noes, some stranger on the internet says I'm a homo
            LMFAO, is that the best you can do? Texans are weirdly SUPER PROUD about how not gay they are.
            I mean, I know I have no urges to frick another guy, but it isn't like some kind of metric I use to gauge my self-worth. Is it because you literally have nothing else to be proud of? Your only source of pride is that you don't frick other dudes?
            You know it isn't supposed to be a temptation that requires effort to resist, right?
            Are you low key implying you have something going on with you?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            youre gay

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >southern hospitality
            texas isn’t the south, it’s a Hispanic filled shithole, the real south is Tennessee and west.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            tennessee and east, mb. moron brain wasnt thinking. specifically the southeast USA. that’s the real south

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            tennessee and east, mb. moron brain wasnt thinking. specifically the southeast USA. that’s the real south

            I'm sorry I wasn't able to move to TN. I have a few nephews who live there and love it. Every time I've visited has been very pleasant. Unfortunately the territory that was available was centered in TX and I need to be near a major airport so TN wouldn't have worked for me.

            Frick it, I'm going back to CA, even if I have to leave my wife in TX and buy some shitty little condo to do it. Words can't express how much I hate this place. It's ugly, flat and dull and the people suck. The roads are terrible and I think TX drivers licenses are given out as free bonuses when you buy a bag of jerky, judging how people here drive.
            No wonder the car insurance here is so high. The percentage of cars with big dents and scrapes on them is amazing. I'm not sure I've seen a daily driver over 10 years old without serious dents in it. People here just don't seem to give a shit, and the city planners who design the roads may be actually moronic.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            why do i feel like you are leaving some important details out of these novels

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            H Town represent

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            there are two major international airports in Nashville (i’ve been there, trust me it’s pretty major) and memphis. so i don’t see what your point is.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Seems like direct flights originating from there are hard to come by.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >southern hospitality
            texas isn’t the south, it’s a Hispanic filled shithole, the real south is Tennessee and west.

            Southern hospitality is still basically a myth. It's a lot of busy bodies who are real polite but it's surface level and all they do is probe you to make sure you fit their baptist sensibilities. Southerners are also famous for gossiping.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Not true. I'm from Boston and when I traveled to the south/west I was shocked at how awesome people are. Broken down on the side of the road? Phillip who's driving by will stop to help, and he will call his cousin Cletus who owns a tow truck. You also won't see ANY black people in some areas, and surprise surprise the crime rate is so low it's beautiful. You can leave your shit unlocked and not worry. The only scary thing is when you do see a black person they are extra scary. In Boston we have homies who wear baggy clothes, down south they have Black folk who walk around covered in grease and are super muscly.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Boston is notorious for being a city full of buttholes. If you spend more time in the south than just passing through you'd find what I say is true. It is below the surface but pervasive.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            still way better than the way californians act and how yall get offended by everything

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            nah, you're just thinking of black people, second-third gen beaners, Indians, some asiatics, and israelites. normal White people, Japanese, and Castizos in California are pretty decent.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            White californains do that too, and the groups you mentioned as being bad californinans are much worse as californians than in the rest of the country, and the Japs arent really assimilated so no shit

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm from the original Dixie. Maryland has an identity crisis but I've spent more time in the south than any Texan.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you just proved that anons point lol nice one moron

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Based. Frick Texas.

            No one wants to talk to you because they know you’re a newbie from AIDSifornia. Texans are very hospitable, just not to homosexuals. Sorry buddy.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Texas where it's all straights and no turns
            Just as bad it's a long trip from one place to another so you need something with long legs to get anywhere. I remember going to San Antonio with a friend in his EG hatch at 5000 rpm almost the entire way and still getting left in the dust.

            >None of the neighbors hang out
            Lived in Corpus for 30+ years and can honestly say I never met any of my neighbors either. For me I didn't hang around to meet anybody because it's fricking hot out there so I was either busy trying to knock out chores asap or I was heading out to meet actual friends that I didn't mind spending time with outdoors. I notice it is different in that regard here in Indiana where Dad and his wife live. They're constantly talking and gossiping with the neighbors since they're all outside walking their HOA retirement community. Thing is that's all just acquaintances and not really friends of the type you could spend years with.

            Something else may be at work here too. In my entire time down there I only met one native Texan. His father even had the classic Texan nasal twang that's not heard anymore except in old movies. Every one else was quite literally from somewhere else, including the hispanics who were from places like Chicago, New York and Denver. And the churn at school was absurd, with few attending more than a year or so before moving on. This doesn't make for a custom of people going out and meeting the neighbors because odds are both of them will be gone somewhere else in a few months anyway,

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The state looks like shit, it's just cheap steel buildings in various states of decay, scrub brush, livestock and shitty drivers with dented cars throughout the entire state.
      This is how I felt about AZ. Yeah, Sedona is pretty, yeah, the Grand Canyon is pretty. I'd rather stay somewhere with a genuine mountain range covered in pines as God intended.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Northern AZ is OK. Flagstaff is quite pretty but unfortunately kinda expensive. Not as bad as Sedona, I think.

        >Southern hospitality is a myth,
        It is now.
        We were nice to the few that moved here in the past. But, since you homosexuals have moved here in droves and ruined our housing market, roads/traffic, and overpopulated our cities, I have no problem treating you like dirt.
        I treat northerners like shit too.

        Only one of my neighbors is Texan and I talk with him regularly, everyone else is a transplant and I only talk to if needed, no pleasantries.

        >another Texan calling me a homosexual
        is that the only insult you guys got? I think I've been called a gay at least 10 times ITT.
        FFS, maybe if you had more brains you could think of some creative put-downs. Goddamn moron Texans.

        They say everything is bigger in Texas, but the truth is everything is slower in Texas, and that includes the people.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Lol. homosexual.
          Go back to your aids-infested homeland.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >he calls me a homosexual yet again like I care
            I will happily go back. Everyone in California could have AIDS and it would still be far, FAR better than Texas, the angry moronic hickland.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Then leave. Holy shit, it's not hard.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, don't worry, I'm working on it. Already contacted a realtor in both states and the aforementioned financial advisor. The sooner I can GTFO the better. Booked a flight this weekend to go scope out properties. I'm strongly considering renting in CA so I don't have to wait in TX at all for all the transactions to happen.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I hate Texans, but Californias 20x worse. Thats such a moronic statement to say

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >everything is bigger in Texas
          Even bigger brains pressing hard against their skulls.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Northern AZ is OK.
          Yeah, and that's only cause it has actual green pines to pair with its mountains. I get my yearly AZ fill when I have to visit family few times a year, love the non-stop roadtrip more than the stay. I think Flagstaff is only expensive is cause of the few homosexualy universities around there.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Southern hospitality is a myth,
      It is now.
      We were nice to the few that moved here in the past. But, since you homosexuals have moved here in droves and ruined our housing market, roads/traffic, and overpopulated our cities, I have no problem treating you like dirt.
      I treat northerners like shit too.

      Only one of my neighbors is Texan and I talk with him regularly, everyone else is a transplant and I only talk to if needed, no pleasantries.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        First of all Texas isn't the real South. You're Mexican. Second you'd be proving my point right now. Texans are pompous rlloudmouth rednecks. Southerners are polite but judgmental as hell if they catch a whiff that you think or act different. They're not accepting, they're conforming. If you conform, they'll be nice.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How do you feel about New Mexicans Im wondering. Becuase I fricking hate the liberal and shitskin Texans who move to New Mexico with a passion

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Steers and queers

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    go to austin or west texas dude
    theres fun roads there

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >go to austin
      I'd rather die.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        theres ok roads around lake travis at least

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Saudi Arabian
    >buy f150
    >realize it's a dry country

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just get some water

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All's fine here in the PNW

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >texas is all straights
    hmmm I always heard it was steers and queers

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    give me your miata

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, sorry but you bought the wrong Mazda. An rx-8 would’ve been a better choice.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      an RX-8 is a whole second slower 0-60 than an ND2

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >5.7s quarter mile
        Wow, what a barnstormer. I’m sure that makes it a blast on straight roads. Maybe it’s practical to make up for being slow, oh wait…

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