>Bought a miata cause people say they are fun to drive
>realize I live in Texas where it's all straights and no turns
>Bought a miata cause people say they are fun to drive
>Bought a miata cause people say they are fun to drive
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all miata owners are laughing because they successfully trolled you into buying a piece of shit
now its your duty to try and convert every person you see into becoming gay as well so they can suffer with you
Sounds like you need wider tires and a Flying Miata exhaust kit
Your giving away the secret, fucking stop
Is this the stupid choices thread?
>made a smoke tester to see if I have any vacuum leaks
>didn't find any vacuum leaks
>now my air filter is clogged up with oil and my AFR holds 12.5 at cruise
tbh the miata is fun even in a straight line, just redlining every gear then downshifting and doing it over again. Obv turns would be fun too but I'm never bored going straight in my miata
t. '23 miata owner
He fell for it already. No need to keep feeding him bs.
>rev it to redline
Anon don't do this
I don't think he's downshifting at redline
Your state is perfect for a Miata actually
only steers and queers come from Texas
and he sure dont look like a steer to me
miata drivers are all fags.
and we all know which one you are.
hm.... how to fix this i wonder
The money spent making a miata fast could just be used to buy a Z car or one of the American V8s
autocross is the lamest shit ever
You must be doing something wrong, I'm in Texas and still have fun with mine.
East Texas? Then yea. DFW and Houston not so much
>East Texas? Then yea. DFW and Houston not so much
ayy I work in Beasley TX!
did you buy that car recently? I think I see the same car on craigslist, lol
A couple months ago yes, but it was on cancerbook marketplace
only other choices are way bigger and 1000lbs heavier
>he doesn’t live in the hill country with awesome roads everywhere
Pretty cringe ngl
I moved from CA to Texas 6 months ago and am desperate to get back home.
Texas sucks ass. Southern hospitality is a myth, the weather is ass, and the people are very meh. The state looks like shit, it's just cheap steel buildings in various states of decay, scrub brush, livestock and shitty drivers with dented cars throughout the entire state.
You get what you pay for and Texas is cheap. I fucking hate it here.
Good. Go back you naggerhomosexual. Your gay kind is not welcome here.
I absolutely will. I have never been more disappointed in people than I have been in Texans. Buncha fuckin' shut-ins who act like saying hello costs money.
It’s because you’re a homosexual. No one here likes homosexuals, shitskins or naggers like you. Stupid little soicuck homosexual lmao
At least now I know firsthand where all that anger comes from. If I grew up here I'd hate everyone too.
You can call me whatever you want but at the end of the day you're a Texan.
Hey, why don't you do like my neighbor and just stand there and moronically post on facebook while one of your female neighbors fights off an aggressive stray dog. Buncha classless dopes.
Not my fault you can’t afford to not live around naggers. Time for you to prep the bull at the Venice pier, Chet! Surf’s up brah!
Literally brought in my financial advisor today to get me back where I belong. I'll be more than happy to gtfo of this shithole. Thrilled. I really hope I can sell this house off to another Californian who doesn't know what they're getting into.
>you can’t afford to not live around naggers
lol this state is full of them, what's your point?
People know you’re a homosexual from California and treat you as such. We don’t want your kind moving in and homosexualing up the place
The sad thing is I was really looking forward to moving here. When a job opportunity opened up I took it. I thought as a conservative right winger I would be happy living amongst my kind of people. I really did.
I have come to realize that conservatives are dicks. I mean, I get it, someone needs to be the dick and say the things that need to be said to keep things on the straight and narrow. Liberals are dumb, but at least they're friendly. I guess they just don't figure out the unintended consequences of the policies they vote for, but god fucking damn are they a lot nicer to live around.
Politics is a stupid reason to move. I found that shit out the hard way. Whoopee, I can put a pistol on my hip. Yay.
The only good thing about this state is the food is great. I have no clue what the deal here is but the food in CA is like looking at a photograph with a pastel filter and TX food is like with the color turned up to 11. If it wasn't for the food here I don't know what I'd do.
>but at least they're friendly
3/10 got me to read halfway
It took, I shit you not, 6 months for one, and only one of my 5 direct neighbors to bother to say hello and welcome us to the neighborhood.
Honestly, I was kind of shocked. I thought that shit was normal. Someone moves in, you go over and say hello and welcome. I really thought that was what everyone did. Here? NOPE!
Honestly, I'm still shocked. It isn't like I drove in here in blackface flying pride flags and shit on my truck. I just moved in, kept my property clean, waved at people for a while until I got tired of them not waving back.
Fuck this place. Texas sucks, and Texans suck. I wish, oh, I so wish, I could turn back time and never have ever moved here.
No one wants to talk to you because they know you’re a newfag from AIDSifornia. Texans are very hospitable, just not to homosexuals. Sorry buddy.
>Texans are very hospitable
No, no they are not. Maybe they think they are, but like I said, southern hospitality is a myth. Maybe it's something you tell yourselves to puff yourselves up, but the reality is that it isn't true.
All I expected was extremely basic courtesy. I moved in here quietly, made sure to be as outwardly pleasant as possible, with an easy smile and wave to people as I left my driveway, I don't know. Texas is full of snobby little people who think they're so much better than everyone else, and I have no idea what they base that on, other than not being homosexual. What an achievement?
why are homos allowed to be on LULZ and in texas?
>oh noes, some stranger on the internet says I'm a homo
LMFAO, is that the best you can do? Texans are weirdly SUPER PROUD about how not gay they are.
I mean, I know I have no urges to fuck another guy, but it isn't like some kind of metric I use to gauge my self-worth. Is it because you literally have nothing else to be proud of? Your only source of pride is that you don't fuck other dudes?
You know it isn't supposed to be a temptation that requires effort to resist, right?
Are you low key implying you have something going on with you?
texas isn’t the south, it’s a spic filled shithole, the real south is Tennessee and west.
tennessee and east, mb. retard brain wasnt thinking. specifically the southeast USA. that’s the real south
I'm sorry I wasn't able to move to TN. I have a few nephews who live there and love it. Every time I've visited has been very pleasant. Unfortunately the territory that was available was centered in TX and I need to be near a major airport so TN wouldn't have worked for me.
Fuck it, I'm going back to CA, even if I have to leave my wife in TX and buy some shitty little condo to do it. Words can't express how much I hate this place. It's ugly, flat and dull and the people suck. The roads are terrible and I think TX drivers licenses are given out as free bonuses when you buy a bag of jerky, judging how people here drive.
No wonder the car insurance here is so high. The percentage of cars with big dents and scrapes on them is amazing. I'm not sure I've seen a daily driver over 10 years old without serious dents in it. People here just don't seem to give a shit, and the city planners who design the roads may be actually retarded.
why do i feel like you are leaving some important details out of these novels
H Town represent
there are two major international airports in Nashville (i’ve been there, trust me it’s pretty major) and memphis. so i don’t see what your point is.
Seems like direct flights originating from there are hard to come by.
Southern hospitality is still basically a myth. It's a lot of busy bodies who are real polite but it's surface level and all they do is probe you to make sure you fit their baptist sensibilities. Southerners are also famous for gossiping.
Not true. I'm from Boston and when I traveled to the south/west I was shocked at how awesome people are. Broken down on the side of the road? Phillip who's driving by will stop to help, and he will call his cousin Cletus who owns a tow truck. You also won't see ANY black people in some areas, and surprise surprise the crime rate is so low it's beautiful. You can leave your shit unlocked and not worry. The only scary thing is when you do see a black person they are extra scary. In Boston we have niggas who wear baggy clothes, down south they have naggers who walk around covered in grease and are super muscly.
Boston is notorious for being a city full of assholes. If you spend more time in the south than just passing through you'd find what I say is true. It is below the surface but pervasive.
still way better than the way californians act and how yall get offended by everything
nah, you're just thinking of black people, second-third gen beaners, Indians, some asiatics, and israelites. normal White people, Japanese, and Castizos in California are pretty decent.
White californains do that too, and the groups you mentioned as being bad californinans are much worse as californians than in the rest of the country, and the Japs arent really assimilated so no shit
I'm from the original Dixie. Maryland has an identity crisis but I've spent more time in the south than any Texan.
you just proved that anons point lol nice one retard
Based. Fuck Texas.
>Texas where it's all straights and no turns
Just as bad it's a long trip from one place to another so you need something with long legs to get anywhere. I remember going to San Antonio with a friend in his EG hatch at 5000 rpm almost the entire way and still getting left in the dust.
>None of the neighbors hang out
Lived in Corpus for 30+ years and can honestly say I never met any of my neighbors either. For me I didn't hang around to meet anybody because it's fucking hot out there so I was either busy trying to knock out chores asap or I was heading out to meet actual friends that I didn't mind spending time with outdoors. I notice it is different in that regard here in Indiana where Dad and his wife live. They're constantly talking and gossiping with the neighbors since they're all outside walking their HOA retirement community. Thing is that's all just acquaintances and not really friends of the type you could spend years with.
Something else may be at work here too. In my entire time down there I only met one native Texan. His father even had the classic Texan nasal twang that's not heard anymore except in old movies. Every one else was quite literally from somewhere else, including the hispanics who were from places like Chicago, New York and Denver. And the churn at school was absurd, with few attending more than a year or so before moving on. This doesn't make for a custom of people going out and meeting the neighbors because odds are both of them will be gone somewhere else in a few months anyway,
>The state looks like shit, it's just cheap steel buildings in various states of decay, scrub brush, livestock and shitty drivers with dented cars throughout the entire state.
This is how I felt about AZ. Yeah, Sedona is pretty, yeah, the Grand Canyon is pretty. I'd rather stay somewhere with a genuine mountain range covered in pines as God intended.
Northern AZ is OK. Flagstaff is quite pretty but unfortunately kinda expensive. Not as bad as Sedona, I think.
>another Texan calling me a homosexual
is that the only insult you guys got? I think I've been called a fag at least 10 times ITT.
FFS, maybe if you had more brains you could think of some creative put-downs. Goddamn retard Texans.
They say everything is bigger in Texas, but the truth is everything is slower in Texas, and that includes the people.
Go back to your aids-infested homeland.
>he calls me a homosexual yet again like I care
I will happily go back. Everyone in California could have AIDS and it would still be far, FAR better than Texas, the angry retarded hickland.
Then leave. Holy shit, it's not hard.
Yeah, don't worry, I'm working on it. Already contacted a realtor in both states and the aforementioned financial advisor. The sooner I can GTFO the better. Booked a flight this weekend to go scope out properties. I'm strongly considering renting in CA so I don't have to wait in TX at all for all the transactions to happen.
I hate Texans, but Californias 20x worse. Thats such a retarded statement to say
>everything is bigger in Texas
Even bigger brains pressing hard against their skulls.
>Northern AZ is OK.
Yeah, and that's only cause it has actual green pines to pair with its mountains. I get my yearly AZ fill when I have to visit family few times a year, love the non-stop roadtrip more than the stay. I think Flagstaff is only expensive is cause of the few homosexualy universities around there.
>Southern hospitality is a myth,
It is now.
We were nice to the few that moved here in the past. But, since you homosexuals have moved here in droves and ruined our housing market, roads/traffic, and overpopulated our cities, I have no problem treating you like dirt.
I treat northerners like shit too.
Only one of my neighbors is Texan and I talk with him regularly, everyone else is a transplant and I only talk to if needed, no pleasantries.
First of all Texas isn't the real South. You're Mexican. Second you'd be proving my point right now. Texans are pompous rlloudmouth rednecks. Southerners are polite but judgmental as hell if they catch a whiff that you think or act different. They're not accepting, they're conforming. If you conform, they'll be nice.
How do you feel about New Mexicans Im wondering. Becuase I fucking hate the liberal and shitskin Texans who move to New Mexico with a passion
Steers and queers
go to austin or west texas dude
theres fun roads there
>go to austin
I'd rather die.
theres ok roads around lake travis at least
>realize it's a dry country
just get some water
All's fine here in the PNW
>texas is all straights
hmmm I always heard it was steers and queers
give me your miata
Anon, sorry but you bought the wrong Mazda. An rx-8 would’ve been a better choice.
an RX-8 is a whole second slower 0-60 than an ND2
>5.7s quarter mile
Wow, what a barnstormer. I’m sure that makes it a blast on straight roads. Maybe it’s practical to make up for being slow, oh wait…