>boomers thought this was the hottest, most lust-inducing succubus pop star to ever walk the earth
>boomers thought this was the hottest, most lust-inducing succubus pop star to ever walk the earth
>boomers thought this was the hottest, most lust-inducing succubus pop star to ever walk the earth
i remember when people were counting downs the days until she turned 18.
bit weird looking back.
>boomers
wut? 30 years too late
britney and her schoolgirl e-boita charm were a huge fixation for boomers, back in '99 when pedophilia was en vogue (see: american beauty)
whatever you say, anon.
I don't think boomers knew who she was at the time. This boomer meme has become a meme
huh? her debut album was in '99 and was the second biggest selling album of the year
Yeah cause of teenage Millennials buying it
yes... and generally the parents of teenagers have an idea of what their kids are listening to, especially when it's the biggest pop star in the world
pfft
My parents didnt know shit about what I was listening to as a teenager
The peak boomers were already 50ish by then, their children were grown up and they probably stopped paying attention to pop culture somewhere around 1979
She's like two decades and a half older now, of course she hit the wall.
they weren't buying her music, teenage millennials were
Wow, you sure do use a lot of words you don't know the meaning of
seethe boomer. my verbal IQ is 200
Yeah? Drop some esoteric, archaic bars right now.
rapping regal im like rasputin on the mic
rapacious, capricious, expialidocious
i overdose on bars but not xannies uh
jannies try to contain me but i kick they fannies
my mind is an enigma to whores
and im jack sikma on these boards
did she go insane? is she in house arrest?
isn't it funny how they 'freed britney' and now her life is falling apart even more
her enabler fans are almost as batshit as she is; i've scrolled through comment sections of clips of her behaving like a manic schizo nutcase & seen almost nothing but people screeching varieties of "YAS QWEEN SLAY, LIVE UR BEST LIFE, U GO GIRL!!" etc.
SO much this. At the time, the conservatorship her dad had over her seemed like he was just trying to steal all of her money, but given the amount of batshit stuff she's been posting, im starting to think maybe he was in the right.
>father prevents her from marrying long term boyfriend
>conservatorship ends and he immediately divorces her less than a year into the marriage
While I think it’s a bit fucked up she couldn’t choose to have children I do think her father had her best interest in mind. If she did have kids, again, they’d be taken away, again.
maybe shes total batshit because being a teen and famous fucked her up mentally and of course all the dirty pervs in that business...she definitely has horror stories im sure.
No one with any taste thought she was hotter than XTina
Lmao no
what does she look like today?
Smaller nose
Bigger lips
70 pounds heavier
Ahh yes the sweaty skank look..
Is there a more lust provoking outfit?
>better voice
>better performer
>better songs
>aged better
>not a psycho schizo
Xtina mogs Britney so hard it's not even funny
yo shit she better switch me chairs
would
I look like this.
Sure you do, troony tunes. What a waste of quads.
she's more of a late gen x/early millenial icon than anything
>girl is attractive
>stops being attractive once she gets older
You should already know this.
I don’t think it’s just her age, her teeth are all fucked up as well and she was just touring when her father had control of her. I think she’s doing drugs, never seen that kind of decay in a rich mouth
Its the lifestyle that aged her, really. Multiple failed relationships, kids, drugs, mental illness, an abnormal childhood... plenty of female celebs her age and much older looking good for their age (kate Beckinsale, liz hurley) thanks to not being fucked up and/or mentally ill.
She used to be hot. Women age.
Let's see your GF, OP.
god-awful zoomer thread a lert
She still looks phenomenal for her age. Very, very few women her age look as good as she does.
Bro she's only 40, she looks terrible
>watches American Beauty
>thinks millions of 42 year old dads were stealing their kids' Britney CDs to fap over
Thread of the day.
I mean yea most women are hot in their prime and busted when they're older.
i still absolutely would
Unloading in her poopchute would be prime.
Grunting over her screams of “Noooooo…nooooooo” would be great as I take a selfie of us for her yearly Christmas card.
Nigga almost every one likes Prime Britney. To zoomers she is a pop icon, to women she was the girl everyone aspired to be, to men she was that hot popular chick, to boomers she was that hip young new female artist, to little kids she was a cool older sister. The only people that didn't like her were rock and hip-hop incels and pick-me girls
I was in high school when she was first hitting it big. Me and my friends were finding her disgusting. She was mainly a thing for normies who can't hear music without it being "on the charts".
you have skinny legs, if you're lucky. I wish I had skinny legs.
You're kidding right.
I've always hated skinny jeans and avoided them because my legs look like sticks
grass is greener. I'm too wide, like a woman.
I’ve always wanted to be wide as fuck like Danny Trejo, unfortunately my back hurts so much from three separate times within the last year being hit by other drivers I don’t think I’ll ever be able to squat heavy weights again.
The odd shape of her body is being caused by lens distortion, the angle, and her proximity to it.
It's bulging in the middle and thins out at the ends(top and bottom in this case) for a wide angle view.
The proportions would look better if her camera was horizontal, but the image would be squished and look bad on social media.
I'm not saying 'she still got it' but the camera is playing tricks.
tl;dr: LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE
This is obviously a man. What the absolute hell. I wish I never laid eyes upon this image. Research EGI asap.
britney bb call me - you need a decent camera man
i will work for blow jobs and occasionally some of your blow and ill make you look fucking good
call me back
Yeah anon, we know she is trailer trash but I’m gonna think she isn’t lurking on LULZ looking for career advice or dysfunctional sex from some one-eyed anon.
Boomers were horndogs for everyone with a pussy from 1965 to the present. Brittney was mainly popular with gen Xers and millennials, and there were a couple boomers who took a passive "interest" in her. Boomers were more into Farrah Fawcett and Dolly Parton
HOLY FUCK ARE THOSE COVERED NIPPLES?!?!!!?!??!
>Colloquialism: Britney's Chuff/Minge
> To be excited over an event only for it to be a great disappointment. Originates from the infamous disappointment that was Brittney Spears 'accidental' reveal of her vagina 37 years ago.
>"Hey Dave, how was the holiday?", "Fucking hell Andy, I was well up for it but it fucking pissed down all week. Turned into a right Britney's Chuff".
She was never hot, even at her prime ahe had those neanderthal facial features like the frontman of The Rasmus has.
She was never my type but as of lately she actually looks like a meth head
If I was rich I’d at least be doing coke
what happened to the curves?
Long gone
happens due to exercise addiction. too many sit ups or too much running unironically does this
Hell no they didnt you dweeb, not when Christina Aguilera was around, same with JLOS fat ass
i think doing drugs with Britney Spears would be like, one of the best experiences life could possibly have to offer.
She was very beautiful.
dimestore faith hill
there's really no fixing her lack of hips and wide mid. but she can start by not wearing those absolutely atrocious bottoms that only serve to make her look ever worse. What an absolute retard
i like the peaks of the pubic tattoos that the underwear reveals