BOOKER T ISSUES STATEMENT ON SASHA BANKS

>Let me take a minute here now to talk about something. Let me get real for a moment ok? Sasha Banks. The Boss. Let's talk about the elephant that's in the damn room ok? First and foremost let me tell you, I love Sasha Banks. I love Sasha Banks without a doubt. I respect her and love her work. I love what she brings to the table you feel me? She is a true WWE superstar. Main event super star. She is right up there with all the big names that do what we do at the highest level ok? She's uh uh uh headlined big events. The um um NXT whatchacallit, Takeovers right right. Her matches with Bayley, and Charlotte and Big Time Becks, they speak for themselves. And of course she's done the biggest of the big Wrestlemania ok. She headlined a Wrestlemania. And that was an important one because she did it with Bianca Belair ok, another black sister. Two black queens headlining a damn Wrestlemania it don't get more historical and iconic than that. But what she's been doing lately? Walking out of RAW and dropping titles and all of that? There is a phrase that says you don't bite the hand that feeds you. I say you let that hand jerk, stroke, slap or fist you as long as the other has a check in it. Eat fried chicken y'all.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks based Uncle Thomas

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      >Uncle Thomas! HA! HA! HA! You got me you got me ok ok. HA! HA! Uncle Thomas! You cold man you real cold. HA! See that right there is why I love the WWE universe man. I love it. Our fans are some of the funniest, brightest people in the world. And I mean that. I really mean that. When I'm at home with Sharmell. Excuse me. QUEEN Sharmell, HA!. When I'm home with her I tell her all the time shucky ducky quack quack.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol based accurate booker t impersonator poster

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based Booker telling it how it is.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Loves his fans
        >Loves his job
        >Loves his wife
        >Loves a good joke at his expense
        Yeah I'm thinking Based Booker T

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking hate this method of speaking, of saying things, of making a point
    > repeating the same concept over and over.
    Booker does it 7 different times in this quote.
    Make your point. Be concise. This isn't a filibuster.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fucking worked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      >Booker does it 7 different times in this quote.
      ....he doesn't know

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      speaking a lot without saying anything is literally how you get over ya mark

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ...wow

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know this is fake anon but you did a good job. Retards are going to get worked by it.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >Eat fried chicken y'all.
    Probably THE best ending to a promo I've ever seen. There's no way you can come back from that shit.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the fried chicken yall line ruins these you should stop putting that at the end. yeah hes black but it doesnt sound like something booker would say. and it is just shit

    4.75 stars

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the trademark finisher of the promo to let people in that it's not actually real, to truly kinofy just how accurate an impression it was until that point. It's an over spot with me, brother. 5 stars for me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was fine up to the 'don't bite the hand that feeds you', which OP could have left it at to create some doubt with everyone, like did he really say that? Also OP should have capitalized some words like Booker always emphasizes.
        >It don't get no more ICONIC than that, alright?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          DAS RIGH WYBOIII!!! Sheeeit NYUCKA....BLAHLAHMAHUH!!!
          *mumble raps* BLAH!
          *twerks* LAH!
          *burns your town and destroys the resale value vof your house* MAHUH!!!
          NYUCKA! MAH NYUCKA! I do be hatin' dat worr but it be da only worr I do be knowin'....NYUCKA!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      >Hey man let me tell you something. I love fried chicken ok? I love it. I must eat fried chicken fou...six times a damn week ok? If you don't like fried chicken there's a problem with you ok partner. There's a problem with you. I ain't never met no man, no uh uh damn human being ok, that doesn't at least LIKE fried chicken alright? And I've been around the world haha. You feel me? Around the world and they all love fried chicken. So uh uh shucky ducky quack quack

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      SPOTTED THE BABA BOOEY! DON'T BE SUCH A PRAG NEXT TIME!

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are ning-nong niddly n-words the biggest self-marks in any industry? They always take, take and take but never give or contribute to society in any way. Always crying. Always bitching and moaning.You give a monkey a banana and they always think they deserve the whole bunch. The monkeys always want more. They can't ever be appealed to. There's always a grievance. A chip on their shoulder. They destroy every city they control and when you ask why they always blame someone else. Why do we have to coexist with these literal baboon brains anyway? Bonobos...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. n-words are truly the biggest self marks in history.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      DAS RITE NYUCKA!!! Blah lah mahuh! Sheeeeitm don't be look in at del crime statistics nyicka! Sheeeit. BLAH LAH MAH UH! BLAHLAHMAHUH!!! JOONTEENF NYUCKA....

      >Ok this next topic we have to get into man. We have to talk about it because it's been gettin hot man, it it it it's been getting uh uh uh heated you feel me? Like I said I love the WWE fans man ok? LOVE them. They are the reason I am able to put food on the table for my kids you feel me? Anything that puts food on my kids table is as real as it gets with me ok? But some of you, out there, I got a problem with. Not uh uh uh all of you, but a percentage, a uh uh uh section a um, portion of the audience ok I got a real problem with. Y'all can't be using certain words or terms around me and think it's ok. I don't appreciate being called a shucky ducky quack quack.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >Hey man let me tell you something. I love fried chicken ok? I love it. I must eat fried chicken fou...six times a damn week ok? If you don't like fried chicken there's a problem with you ok partner. There's a problem with you. I ain't never met no man, no uh uh damn human being ok, that doesn't at least LIKE fried chicken alright? And I've been around the world haha. You feel me? Around the world and they all love fried chicken. So uh uh shucky ducky quack quack

    KWAB

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DAS RITE NYUCKA!!! Blah lah mahuh! Sheeeeitm don't be look in at del crime statistics nyicka! Sheeeit. BLAH LAH MAH UH! BLAHLAHMAHUH!!! JOONTEENF NYUCKA....

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DAS RIGH WYBOIII!!! Sheeeit NYUCKA....BLAHLAHMAHUH!!!
      *mumble raps* BLAH!
      *twerks* LAH!
      *burns your town and destroys the resale value vof your house* MAHUH!!!
      NYUCKA! MAH NYUCKA! I do be hatin' dat worr but it be da only worr I do be knowin'....NYUCKA!!!

      Hey stinkmeaner. Didn't know you lurked around these parts of the webz.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >back in the day man, you know, let me tell you something man, these kids today don't understand the meaning of hard wurk dog. They just don't get IT, and if you don't get it you gonn get got, you know what I mean? The kitchen is too HOT for some of these athletes, and don't get me wrong they are athletic, but some of em just never gonna be THAT star, they straight up more Michelin Man than Michelin star, if you catch my drift. Shucky ducky quack quack ya feel me?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    really sick of women's wrasslin lads

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has booker commented on sasha allegedly fucking fans?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      > LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING WE TIRED OF HEARING ALL THIS TALK ABOUT FANS FUCKING SASHA BANKS. WE GOT FUCKED BY SASHA TOO. BUT NO MORE! BECAUSE WHAT YOU DEALING WITH HERE IS THE BROTHERHOOD AND IT'S NONE STOP FROM THIS POINT ON IN WWE. WE TAKE WHAT WE WANT. WE TAKING BACK THE ATTENTION. KEVIN NASH? WE COMING FOR YOU bro.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fairly well done tbdesu

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ambatakum approved

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