Reminder that bicycles actually makes the establishment seethe.
>duuuuh no dey hate cars
You chump. Think about how much money you spend on cars. They fucking LOVE cars. You'd have a lot less roads if they didn't.
>cars are freedom
After proving to the state you're a good boy, then paying money for the "privilege" of using your good boy points, then putting in a fuel that is controlled by a small number of insanely rich corporations, and only then on certain roads and until a light bulb changes.
Motorcycles are acceptable as well.