>bf keeps listening to me when i go poop in the bathroom. >can't prove it but i know he's doing it


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>bf keeps listening to me when i go poop in the bathroom
>can't prove it but i know he's doing it

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna start recording you crapping and then play it back to you on low volume while you sleep in order to make you subconsciously more aware of and focused on your bowel movements

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not seeing any issue here

    SNIFFA

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm not seeing any issue here
      I DONT WANT MY BF TO LISTEN TO ME POOPING

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not? What's wrong with it?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          BECAUSE THAT'S WEIRD IT'S PRIVATE

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why is it private? He puts his private parts inside your private parts whenever you have sex. He poops too so it's nothing new to him. Why would that have to be a secret?

            >My gf can't piss or shit when i'm in the same room..
            why would you want to be in the bathroom when she's in there

            What if he wants to pee with his gf?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I DONT WANT ANYONE LISTENING TO ME POOP THAT IS WHY BATHROOMS HAVE DOORS AND LOCKS ON THEM
              YOU MEN ARE ALL SICKOS POOP IS DISGUSTING

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        My gf can't piss or shit when i'm in the same room..
        So she tells me to fuck off.

        Also what does it matter if hes hearing you shit?
        Weird to get aroused by it i guess.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >My gf can't piss or shit when i'm in the same room..
          why would you want to be in the bathroom when she's in there

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          If she can't shit and piss with you in the room, she doesn't love or trust you.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            this. my gf lets me inspect her poops. that's how i know she's not hiding anything

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            This guy gets it.

            I DONT WANT ANYONE LISTENING TO ME POOP THAT IS WHY BATHROOMS HAVE DOORS AND LOCKS ON THEM
            YOU MEN ARE ALL SICKOS POOP IS DISGUSTING

            Chances are, if you let him do it once he'll sate his curiosity and never do it again. You're being mad over nothing.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Chances are, if you let him do it once he'll sate his curiosity and never do it again. You're being mad over nothing.
              HE ALWAYS DOES IT

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cause you never let him see it with own eyes. Poor guy has to listen through the door.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I DONT WANT HIM TO LOOK AT MY POOPS THAT IS PRIVATE

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you won't take a little nibble of some fresh doodoo in the mornin how can you even aay that you love your gf?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                So are your holes and yet you let him do more than just look at those. Are you saying your turds are more private than your pussy?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                sex is different than letting my bf look at my poops. that's weird and creepy!

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's so weird and creepy about it?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                take pictures of your turds and post them here so we can judge whether or not it's weird and creepy for him to want to look at them

                GOD DAMN YOU INCELS ARE CREEPY WEIRDOS LEAVE ME ALONE

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                turd pics or gtfo

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are alone, bitch, save for your retarded boyfriend who's too much of a cuck to leave a cunt who won't even let him see her turds.
                I wonder what he saw on an inconsiderate cunt like you.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure they are being weird incels. But also you are being so insecure. Firstly, he probably isn't even listening in to you. Secondly, partners should be able to shit and fart and per in front of each other. If you can't do that, then one day your insecurity may be detrimental to the relationship in another way.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                you can tell a lot about a person's health by their stool. he just wants to make sure everythings okay and that you're a healthy specimen. you're not insecure about your poops are you?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                take pictures of your turds and post them here so we can judge whether or not it's weird and creepy for him to want to look at them

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    A femanon on LULZ?!
    Also wut

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bf
    OUT, NOW.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's called alcohol induced psychosis and i know how you feel, same shit here but with neighbors. If you don't drink then you are just a retarded weirdo.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you go over to your gf's house and take a shit and you get shit on the side of the toilet are you supposed to clean it

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