What is the best way to learn russian? Not for any specific reasons. Just for my future career 🙂
Best way to learn
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go to russia dumbshit
Download russian movies tv shows erc. and watch with subs.
>go to russia
Or this but with your flag i doubt it is good idea.
correct. Currently moving there isnt the best idea due to my home nation. but thank you anon.
>correct. Currently moving there isnt the best idea due to my home nation. but thank you anon.
quite the opposite anon. you join the army and you are on fast track to get a russian citizenship.
>Or this but with your flag i doubt it is good idea.
All he has to do is trashtalk USA a bit, say how great USSR and StalinPutin were and vatniks will line up to suck his cock
If i go on vacation to russia where can I find people like this to hang out with
>Berlitz total immersion
well played beet soup nagger
Are you going to be a fucktoy for Wagner convicts? You don't need to know much Russian for that, глyбжe means deeper tho
someones mad. Has nothing to do with wagner nor russia as a country
wow. thanks
>someones mad.
he made fun of you, he's not mad you are flushing your mind of the embarrassment is all, you got your 10k hours doing that so lol
unironically play counterstrike or dota 2
best way is to use it everyday from need, you learn lightning fast to adapt better than any course or schools
thank you anon for a serious response.
they do play alot huh
Does your future carreer invlove defecting to the russian side with sensitive top secret information ?
of course not anon!
go back
well the russian would know best lol
Of course bro, just don`t give up. I`m heading off rn, so wish you luck with that. Good night pol.
sleep well fren
one reason i dislike america is the growing spic pop
CS GO
i hope steam bans you fags i hate playing online games you're like a plague that infects every game
I think they fucked up, only black nerds and autistic girls like anime.
Ironically, Nato/Allians is probably going to see a big uptick in the demand for Russian translators in order to win hearts and minds.
Like back when Alexander the great was seen as a young man studying Persian, adopting persian culture, and observing Persian holidays when he got a foothold in the rungs of power, to later bring their entire empire and all of its oligarchs to heel.
learning languages is a skill that every anon needs.
>Ironically, Nato/Allians is probably going to see a big uptick in the demand for Russian translators in order to win hearts and minds.
Why?
>we wuz alaxandar da great and perzians and and muhfugga sheit
If you have an russian coleague/friend, then you are golden. Otherwhise, it sucks.
Can try to watch russian movies with and without subtitles. Words which you do not understand, translate in some translation service (translate.google.com ?). But if you will not practice that knowledge, you will have VERY limited progress.
>Just for my future career
So you are planning to move to Russia? Want to get away from blacks as far as possible?
America is dead. White men like me are not wanted here anymore. but i havent decided to move anywhere yet. just preparing just in case.
no thank you.
Russia also have problems, somehow different than in USA. HOWEVER, if you want to get to place, where for long time will be as less as possible blacks and muslims, then Norlilsk city in Russia is just a place. Because it is relatively far up in the north, muslims do not like such places, because during Polar Day, they cannot observe Ramadan, and to eat after sunset. It is fucking challenging, if need to wait for like a month for sun to set. Blacks likely will not like that place, because it is somehow industrial city. Centered around nickel mining and processing.
Thank you anon! i will make note of that idea! bless you and i hope your life is a good one
>Thank you anon! i will make note of that idea! bless you and i hope your life is a good one
You are welcome.
Probably you will be able to find a job as english teacher. But keep in mind that there will be fucking HUGE inflation in next following years in Russia (because Kremlin decided to go "money printer goes brrr" route). Salary likely will be quite low. Surrounding alcoholism will be somehow depressing (as I mentioned before, there also are problems in Russia). HOWEVER, there is chance that you will carve some small place Under the Sun there, where you will be able to live relatively peacefully.
thanks for the warning. america is currently not so great with inflation.
>thanks for the warning. america is currently not so great with inflation.
In Turkey, in 2022 was like 80% inflation. Next year, at middle of year, in Russia might be like 120%. HOWEVER, a lot of countries have learned how to coexist with high inflation. Just keep that in mind. That initial calculations for some expenses might be off by 2 or 3 times.
thanks for all of your help anon!
your natural flag. stop being scared
>your natural flag. stop being scared
my natural flag is this one. i have 2 european citizinship, living in a 3rd country, currently on a business trip on the 4th one. what do you want?
How would one go about becoming a nickel miner?
>How would one go about becoming a nickel miner?
Get an engineering degree first, otherwise you're gonna have a bad time...
>How would one go about becoming a nickel miner?
Don't know. There are special institutes, where train specialists specialy for that industry. However, if city are centered around that industry, that does not mean that there are not other jobs. Like, plumber, or electrician. Russia is one of post-soviet republics, and russians generally tend to do most of repairs themselves. But still, there are niche jobs to find. For me, easier way looks to do what foreiginers do in China: to work as english teachers. Kids, although they will be able to speak english (thanks to global media, like youtube, etc), they still will be happy to practice those skills.
also life expectancy is much worse than the average russian which is already pretty bad. that's a plan-d place.
>also life expectancy is much worse than the average russian which is already pretty bad
Yes, there need to eat additional food supplements (vitamins), because of lack of sunlight. Also, because of that nickel processing facility, it is hard to grow something in your garden (acidic rain). But it is tundra, and gardening there would be hard anyway.
If do not want to take complex multivitamins, then at least need to take Vit D3.
i mean facts are facts
>because during Polar Day, they cannot observe Ramadan, and to eat after sunset
Hahaha Dunecoons BTFO'd by Axial Tilt Chads
I am pretty sure, that that is reason why there are also few muslims (if at all) in Alaska.
Some years ago (may be 5) there was huge congress among sunni muslims, how to tackle modern day issues. Like, transgender converts (there was case, when british marine changed gender, and AFTER that converted to islam. Issue was, should he pray mosque togeather with women, or with men. Local imam (or whatewer was that priest called) said that should pry with men, however he insisted, that she is a woman now).
Or if muslim is in orbital station around Earth, in what direction he should pry. Or if muslim is on inter-planetary route (say, on a way to Mars).
next muritado thinking they would be well treated in russsia lol. Lmao at these retards probably manlet maxicanomuttado hybrids who praise Hitler.
Vk. Watch memes. There are also Diskord-like chats, but without pedophiles.
isnt vk like the russian version of facebook? thank you anon!
There you can write "nagger" and also pirated movies and stuff
sounds cool. ill check it out.
i dont listen to memeflags
i suppose. since i already know english/ that helps alot.
>i dont listen to memeflags
what flag would you like to see? 🙂
any natural country ones. memeflags should be avoided for any good discussions
pick one. if you trust VPNs more i can cater for you, no pr
and also getting jailed for saving memes
and getting your messages monitored by FSB glowies
VK is funny.
Consider it and reddit
On paper, reddit is significantly freer. very few things are outright banned by sight rules. however, jannies banned everyone right of RINOs
In vk posting even simple stuff like "no to war" can theoretically lead to arrest. In practice there are multiple openly-Nazi groups doing alright.
Honestly, learning Russian is by far the reason why I'm not even considering going there. I tried for a bit with Duolingo, I'd probably have an easier time learning ancient Egyptian
the language does have some weird sounds. but got to do , what you have to do
Russian is a shit language and way too easy to learn. also infested by loan words from literally every language, original Russian words barely exist anymore. Which is ironic, because rusnigs like to debate about the purity of their language a lot
Live there for a while
Start with learning the Cyrillic alphabet.
I think learning simple basics and then just living around Russian speaking people is the best way. (Get yourself a simple intro book on Russian words and alphabet).
Grammar is pointless in the beginning, learning a large vocabulary is more important since most speakers will still understand grammatic errors.
i learned english by consuming english goyslop in the form of youtube clips, video games and music.
English is easy in a way that you can pick it up after just learning alphabet and then reading books, text in games or whatever. As long as you can get vocabulary one way or another, everything else is easy if you don't aim too high, like "native level". It's probably the same with all other European languages (aside from northern), but I never had any need in them, so I don't know.
>As long as you can get vocabulary one way or another, everything else is easy
Just like any other language including russian.
Not written Japanese. You can learn their spoken words or even basic alphabet (kana), but reading/writing is beyond retarded.
marry a russian qt
She fucked 10 guys by 10th grade kek. Russian girls are the biggest sluts in existence. Also vacation in Europe for them is like vacation in Jamaica for American women
Can't complain tho tbh
russian women would do anything you ask them in bed unlike western prudes. and they obey and act like good housewives once they're married because they were literally raised to serve men. my uncle is married to a 10/10 russian woman but he's super rich, I doubt poorfags could get one.
are you an astrophysicist?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013870/Robber-broke-hair-salon-beaten-black-belt-owner-kept-sex-slave-days-fed-Viagra.html
There are subset of among russian woman, who are litterally psycho. Like, they can threaten to stab you, or to castrate you, if she will catch you cheating. Those are relatively rare, but to my knowledge, in higher rates than among other europeans. Pretty sure, russian anons here know at least one such specimen.
So no, I would disagree that they obey and act like a good housewifes. It is like a diceroll. You might be lucky, but more likely you will get one which is... more like a cat: relatively hard to pressure to do what they do not want to do.
>they obey and act like good housewives once they're married
Only if you provide them with money. They literally see it as a service, as a business exchange.
>They literally see it as a service, as a business exchange.
all women see relationships as mostly transactional
I might be wrong but I think there's more chance to find a good housewife in a group of people who were raised in a patriarchal society than a society where feminism is put on a pedestal
>I might be wrong but I think there's more chance to find a good housewife in a group of people who were raised in a patriarchal society than a society where feminism is put on a pedestal
Oh, no. Feminism in Soviet Union was way earlier than in the west. But it was different flavor of feminism. Like, woman-brick layers. And woman-welders in construction sites. Some of that feminism inertia still remains here. Have seen muscular welder-woman welding steel beams in shopping center, which was built. Pretty sure, she has enough strength to pull small dog (like a poodle) in half, just by her hands. So no, it is not as patriarchal society as it might sound.
However, to find SANE woman in Russia, it might be easier than say in Spain, Italy or France. Somehow in those three countries, borderline retarded women makes quite large proportion.
>Feminism in Soviet Union was way earlier than in the west. But it was different flavor of feminism. Like, woman-brick layers. And woman-welders in construction sites. Some of that feminism inertia still remains here. Have seen muscular welder-woman welding steel beams in shopping center, which was built. Pretty sure, she has enough strength to pull small dog (like a poodle) in half, just by her hands. So no, it is not as patriarchal society as it might sound.
hahahaha I didn't know that. that's interesting 🙂
definitely doesn't sound like the same kind of feminism we have here though
I think frech culture is too based to have femininsm in the our common mean
>definitely doesn't sound like the same kind of feminism we have here though
In modern day, there are some western cultural influences there, but because of different background, that "feminism export" from western organizations have less impact there. Besides some "femen" who did some "performances", radical western-style feminism is quite rare in post-soviet countries. So, most likely you will experiences some minor influence. But no way in scale which comes from West.
>definitely doesn't sound like the same kind of feminism we have here though
It's a first wave feminism, and the ideology of communism which postulated that men and women should have equal opportunities for work and everything else, if it doesn't go against basic nature and working codex. Or something like that. I.e. while there's some work that can be done only by men because of difference in physical strength, everything else is up for grabs if you have what it takes. This is also legacy of WW2, when there wasn't enough men to go around, so women had to do all kind of work regardless of their wishes. Same with 90s, after USSR fall.
Are young russians becoming westernized due to the technology age? Would Russian values change over the next decade? Im planning on saving up for 5-6 years here and then moving to Russia permanently. You don't need to show off wealth to land a wife right?
>Im planning on saving up for 5-6 years here and then moving to Russia permanently.
Why you want to move to Russia?
Keep in mind, in Russia, there is quite high level of corruption, and organized crime. Risk is, that if there will see that you have some significant money, and will not have a protection from local thugs, they will just beat a shit out of you and will take your money. There is not much sense to move there, if you are kinda rich-ish.
What kind of money are we talking about?
Like 400k USD.
30mil RUB is not really that big of a deal. Put that shit on account, nobody will ever take it from you. You almost never see any paper currency nowadays.
>30mil RUB is not really that big of a deal.
For locals, may be. But he as foreigner will bring additional attention. In best case scenario, he should look well-to-do guy, who has also some local job. So it would not bring additional suspicions and would not attract unwanted attention. If he works as some trade consultant, how to find export markets or smth, it might remove that "target" from his back.
The idea is to have enough for a home and the rest for the kids to have a future. Im already living the slav life here in new jersey. I drive a shitbox and dont care for material posessions. I don't want a target on my back, however. It'd probably be 200-300k in savings and I'd live the simple village life. The nagger and spic scourge is here and it is getting worse. Where I live will be unrecognizable over the next decade. Just looking to be middle class with a community that is worth being apart of. You wont find that in the states anymore, sadly. Not kidding. A third of the people around where I live dont even speak english. I need homogenous culture.
If with kids, may be somewhere around Novosibirsk. There climate is warmer. Keep in mind, that it is technically in asia, so there might be some central asian nationals around. Wikipedia does not say anything about what proportions of them are there though.
>Are young russians becoming westernized due to the technology age?
Some, especially in big cities like Moscow, Petersburg, Ekaterinburg, and the likes. It's hard to tell what will happen now down the line though because of (not)war.
>You don't need to show off wealth to land a wife right?
Don't you think if it was this way, then nobody would be married here then? But obviously having money is better than not having them, kek.
>400k USD
lel. Like, don't get me wrong - it's a lot for sure, especially beyond Moscow, but not THAT much.
>lel. Like, don't get me wrong - it's a lot for sure, especially beyond Moscow, but not THAT much.
After 2008 crisis, here (in Latvia) was case when guy was tortured with that ironing device (makes your clothes flat-er), for just 60k EUR. And that was planned attack. Some random attacks happen even for smaller amounts of money (opportunistic attacks).
It IS "meh" if we are talking about some 'muh crime' stuff.
I mean he really shouldn't flail around with bags of cash, nobody does. Piece of plastic with a limit would do the trick.
If you don't throw money around like a retread, then nobody will even know about you. Obviously if you somehow catch attention of the criminals, you can have some trouble on your hands - but that's the same for anywhere. But some medium-sized house in some medim-rich suburbs with some non-expensive car won't rise any eyebrows, much less if you will live in everyday apartments.
There have been cases, when bank worker leaks info, how much guy have on his bank account.
So look at potential case: american arrives in Russia. It by itself brings attention. Bank worker, because of curiosity, looks how much money he has on his account. Because of sanctions, for him it is harder to access from bank in USA, he need to transfer that money to bank in Russia. Leaked info falls in wrong hands, and his kid got kidnapped. So now he have to find 20m RUB within a week, to find kid alive. Police does not give a shit, because... reasons.
>Bank worker, because of curiosity, looks how much money he has on his account
>"wow, that guy just barely can afford property in moscow! that's it, get him boys"
Moscow is last place where he should move. At least, in my personal opinion. Way too expensive, way too high competition.
So, if he moves to some smaller city, say 50k people. Then there bank worker might take a look.
>Moscow
>Way too expensive
Only if you pend money like there's no tomorrow, or can't hold onto them, or have poor money discipline and buy expensive shit and useless junk. Otherwise the prices for your everyday food can be even lower than in the other, more small cities - benefits of being country's transport hub. What's there expensive is land and housing prices. But again, if you don't need to live close to center (either because of work or because you feel like it), then prices are pretty sensible for a capital.
You are from Moscow? If yes, have you moved there, or was born there?
No, I'm from SPb. And no, I'm not rich in any sense.
By the way, anons, don't even think about living here if you don't already live in the northern hemisphere in your own country. Moscow, Sochi, Crimea, whatever - just not my city. It will kill you if not physically, then spiritually. Moscow is better in a sense that it's way easier for English-speaking foreigners to adapt to Russia, and have more or less normal weather/daylight. More south can be way too hot in summer, and more north can be way too cold and depressing fro unprepared.
>No, I'm from SPb
You was born there, or arrived to study, and after studies stay there?
Obviously born, otherwise there's better cities to live.
>Obviously born, otherwise there's better cities to live.
Here in Latvia is small city Jelgava, which is known as "student city". Historically, significant proportion of citizens came there to study, and after studies staid there. Though your case might be similar... because St.Petersburg also is known as University City.
Kek
I'm from Russia's South and staying a week in Spb in winter immediately gave me depression
>but not THAT much.
wat
>30mil RUB is not really that big of a deal.
wat
Either you are from rich families, or russians are not poor at all. I thought most russians earn like 500-1000 dolars a month. And 400.000 dolars is "meh"? come on man
yeah i think most russians live off of 800-1600 USD monthly. At least in the cities.
That's interesting! I meant to save up to have kids there. Im 21 and at a crossroads. If I lay low and live humbly I think I'd be safe, no? Is Eastern europe really crime riddled? I read that the only higher rate of crime was related to murder. You're more likely to get robbed and beaten up here in the US
Waifu or bust for sure
>Is Eastern europe really crime riddled?
Poland is considered relatively safe. Here in Latvia it is somehow relatively safe too (safer than in Russia) but not by very much. Don't know much about Czech republic, but when was there, had impression that comparable to Poland. In Slovakia and Hungary, there seen relatively high amount of gypsies, and they generate their own annoyance. But they (gypsies) rarely attack you. Usually gypsy shenanigans, like stealing shit and begging.
For american, eastern europe MIGHT look like an alternative, HOWEVER it is potential battle ground here. Also, expecting that in like 15 years here also will increase immigration from third world countries like India, Pakistan, Vietnam.
Would you like to live in commie block apartment, which costs close to 10k ?
https://www.ss.com/msg/lv/real-estate/flats/kraslava-and-reg/kraslava/bjdhi.html
This is in area where is one of highest unemployments, but still, crime rate there is relatively low, city is clean. When was there few years ago, don't remember that would have seen graffiti there.
Something like this would be how I start off. Probably as an english teacher. The goal is to lay low and fit in with the locals. I'm getting tf out of here man. So the best way to avoid danger is the city life and to speak the language fluently? I'm leaning towards Russia because they won't be "westernized" anytime soon, unless all out war breaks out.
My inner Russophile is comimg out with how decadent things are around here. Hearing Putin call out Globohomo gave me a sense of pride that I didn't even know I could feel. It sounds weird, but wealth has turned this place into a shithole. I live in one of the richest counties in this country, and it's going to shit! Everyone here is passively suicidal, addicted to some drug, and don't really seem to care about anything at all. At least abroad I have a chance at finding a woman (people in general, really) with some decency.
lol, okay. Wrong country, bro. Also, don't put your faith in politicians, especially authoritarian types.
>Probably as an english teacher. The goal is to lay low and fit in with the locals.
bruh, fr? 😀
Well a lot of expats transition from teaching English to more serious careers. I'd be going once I have some money anyways. I guess I'm not explaining myself well here lol. I still have time to figure it out.
Social issues and such I take into consideration. I am very ignorant on customs and culture, but I am very eager to learn about all of Eastern Europe to be honest.
Not to idealize. I know you need to be a strong man to survive im Russia. I'm not there yet, obviously. It's really moreso long term planning of what life will be like. You guys are very helpful with the reality checks, that's for sure haha.
>you need to be a strong man to survive im Russia
im ded lmaoxd
Not at all.
>I am very ignorant on customs and culture
Are you introvert? Because if you consider to become a teacher, it is kinda extrovert-ish job. Also, I forgot that there are special laws, who can be a teacher and so on. Like, may be need special, pedagogical education. You should verify that before moving to Russia.
Before making perma-move decision, try to visit for few weeks. There are cultural diferences which might looks strange. Like, in post-soviet countries, people usually do not smile to strangers on a street. That might give an impression that people are depressed or angry. Also, if you ask "how are you?" quite likely other person will give your brief summary about recent events. So, it is usually not used as greeting. And if someone asks it to you, most likely they genuinely are interested what recently happened in your life.
>Before making perma-move decision, try to visit for few weeks
This, probably in winter. You may really not like it here.
It's hard to explain- but the US has become a hellish. Young people in massive debt. People are more antisocial than ever (little girls walk around with their tits and asses out, not joking). Things are more tense than ever, and everyone here is fat as fuck. And I'm not kidding when I say that there is a town next to mine where at at least 70% of the residents there speak zero english. The writing is on the wall. Middle class people are fucked and most don't know it yet. But you're right- I will certainly visit a lot of countries before I make such a decision. Believe me when I say that people are miserable as fuck here. The money and mcdonalds apparently aren't enough for a good life. Just too decadent here. Women too sociopathic, which would be ok if they at least wanted children (and they don't!).
>Women too sociopathic, which would be ok if they at least wanted children
Don't know about Russia, but here women don't want kids until like 33. That "career first" is quite widespread among white-ish woman around the world.
Time for me to go to sleep.
Just some bullet points:
- It is good that you have noticed issues.
- It is good that you have some target, on which to focus.
- It is good that you are weighting your options.
- It is good, that you are making a Plan
Good luck and goodnight.
You guys have been great! You brought up so much shit that wasn't even on my radar. Appreciate it friend. Good luck on your journey!
you have zero clue about Russia, anon. go do your homework first.
>So the best way to avoid danger is the city life and to speak the language fluently?
No, you don't need to speak fluently. Most likely just by your looks and manerisms they will see that you are not local. That is not a bad thing. That you are somehow recognized. What you should avoid, is to give an impression that you have relatively big amount of money. If locals will know that you are working, then there will be that "ah, that this is how he manages to survive" effect. Can even say that remotely working as web designer or smth (if you indeed will do it).
>I'm leaning towards Russia because they won't be "westernized" anytime soon,
They are getting western influence anyway. Hollywood is way too influential. What they should not get in foreseeable future, is that random bullshit like BLM riots, and "pronouns" thing, and massive amount of people living on "gibs".
There, as in most of post-soviet countries, alcoholism is still huge issue. But because of older alcoholics are dying out, society are slowly kinda healing.
>Hearing Putin call out Globohomo gave me a sense of pride that I didn't even know I could feel.
That was just PR stunt. They kinda don't care about it much. For PR purposes it is cheap and easy to say such things.
Similar notes have been heard from polish and hungarian politicians.
>At least abroad I have a chance at finding a woman (people in general, really) with some decency.
Don't count on that much. Yes, here sane woman are in higher proportions, but still it is hustle to find.
If you are employed, in most cases very few people (in bank) know how much exactly you have on your bank account. And for thugs, there are that risk-benefit calculation. And there are limit, under which they do not want to take a risk, if reward is not big enough. For some it might be 50k USD, for others 20k.
It's all relative. The further you go from the capital, the more that kind of money will seem, and the more you will be in danger. And vice versa - the closer you're to the capital, the less that money will seem, which might be more secure, but will last you much less.
Anon, you live in a small city of a small country, even if it's your capital, so it might seem to you that everyone knows everybody and that everyone will instantly know that you're rich. In a big metropolises like Moscow or SPb nobody will care about you and your small fortune. Hell, in Moscow you won't be even considered as "rich" in a true sense of the word - just some everyday office worker with savings. Your money won't even make a dent in those banks accounts, because they operate in billions and trillions.
>Anon, you live in a small city of a small country,
Thats true. So, I have heard and know those cases.
There was one youtuber, which was doing some interviews in streets in Russia. Channel name was 1420 or smth. Those "attractive cutties" are quite rare. Most of russian girls are just "meh". HOWEVER, anon might find one with which he resonates good enough. In my experience, there is quite nice proportion of intelligent women among russians.
t. Living in a country, where around 1/4 is russian speaking.
I don't remember his account but there's this guy on tiktok who takes random photos of people walking around and from what I've seen the proportion of attractive women in russia is much higher than say, germany or england. there are literal 10s working as floor cleaners in the saint petersburg metro, a job only nagger would do in the west. but I don't know if random encounters reflect the reality, I'd have to verify for myself when I visit russia 🙂
Well, he tried to find those attractive ones. And in videos posted those, which were promising to keep attention fixed to his videos. Kinda like selective pressure.
Yes, there are. But like, one in like from 40 (same age group).
St.Petersburg have several famous universities (like top uni in Russia), so that additionally attracts some students to there. Students need to earn some cash, so you can see them cleaning floors in metro. In post-soviet countries, there is not much stigma against street cleaners. But they usually are elderly, for which jobs in their professions does not exist anymore. So they often, to get additional earnings to pension, they sometimes sweep streets.
So if you want to visit Russia to look at atractive women, St.Perersburg, and especially around universities, might be good starting point.
while you waste your time during the day I’m mastered all forms of knowledge at night
based
would if i could
>flagcheck
Yes you can.
getting one wouldnt be hard thats true. but finding one that isnt after a green card would be hard no?
Not at all. Unless you're black there shouldn't really be a problem. Americans are considered to be quite exotic around here.
gotcha. well im not black so thats good
first learn alphabet, them just cram dictionary. As long as you know/undertand the words you're saying/writing, you will be understood no matter what, and you will more or less get what other will say to you. More nitti-gritty rules and shit are for when you want to write/talk not like a retard, and you can get to it later, when you already know meaning if the words.
thanks anon
Get yourself a qt from russia
Your future career as what, cannon fodder?
The global economy will crash very soon and a social credit system will come online.
It's funny how the cartoons make Putin look nordic when in reality he looks like a blonde chinaman.
>amerimutt
Moving Israel
Learn to read it first. Learn a few basic, but learn to read cyrillic. The language is completely phonetic. If you can read and write it, you can speak it.
Лeapн тo peaд ит фиpcт. Лeapн a фey бacиц, бyт лeapн тo peaд цыpиллиц. Tхe лaнгyaгe иc цoмплeтeлы пхoнeтиц. Иф ыoy цaн peaд aнд ypитe ит, ыoy цaн cпeaк ит.
I learned russian in this steps:
1 - learn cyrillic script
Just write on piece of paper and memorize it. Memorize it with letter represents what, just like you learned alphabet in school.
2 - use vk and 2ch like you use LULZ with translator
3 - start writing in russian smf like small note or daily notebook
4 - start learning 5 to 10 word daily and try speaking russian (start with easy things)
5 - watch russian movies
6 - make russian frends to help you out and vc with them to polish you'r pronunciation
For the start that will be more than enough.
GL fren on this journey and remember never give up.
>polish
>doesn't spew warmongering nonsense against russians for no fucking reason
wow, i respect you a lot
>doesn't spew warmongering nonsense against russians for no fucking reason
XD
I'm just not a lunatic falling for memes.
>I'm just not a lunatic falling for memes.
you are one of the few, a lot of your countrymen would start a nuclear war if they could
Only keyboard warriors do that shit.
>watch russian movies
I studied Russian under Kruchev's chief translator who defected before a purge.
Learning the basics isn't the challenging aspect. Coping with the myriad exceptions to rules and idioms is hard without living there.
Best advice is to use simplified courses together with watching recorded childrens tv shows. When you're ready, pick a few modern Russian authors and literally handwrite or type on a Russian keyboard each written work verbatim. It works. Within three years you can navigate Moscow and hold basic conversations. Move there to improve further. The countryside is far more difficult due to local idioms.
t. former American aviationist in Russia
alrighty im going to sleep. Ive been up since like 1 this morning. Thank you everyone for your help. i will try to learn atleast basic phrases
Hey bud, I'm currently learning Russian myself. reddit unironically has good links to textbooks & podcasts/audiobooks that can help you start your journey. Learn the alphabet, and work on your pronunciation from the start. Michael Thomas Russian method on spotify is a good starting point. Write constantly, and interact with the world around you in basic sentences. You can do this in less than a month.
any russian frens have insight on what a research and development career is like in russia? specifically in the physical sciences. russia has a rich history of science and research so i figure there are resources and opportunities
Get a Russian waifu
Russ-Bros.Please tell me a bit about you women. Are they as whorish as the european ones? How many boyfriends had a russian Stacy at age 25?
>How many boyfriends had a russian Stacy at age 25?
20-100
>Are they as whorish as the european ones?
Just like any other woman on a planet.
>Just like any other woman on a planet.
yes
Wlingue is great
Move here.
Become English teacher. (Super easy if you're a native speaker and decent pay right away)
Learn by interacting with Russians outside of English school
Удaчи! (Good luck)
That's what I did (American here). I moved here to Russia without knowing any of the language, and learned through trial and error. Teaching English to Russians is easy and pays more than well enough to survive and thrive. And plus, from my experience, Russians are very helpful to foreigners.
Also this is best website for learning alphabet IMHO (Anglo friends used it successfully)
https://www.alphadictionary.com/rusgrammar/alphabet.html
how comes all Puccya simping comes from Amerimuttwalmart flags? u guys have /k/ to LARP as le based soviet soldier posting commie paraphernalia
It's called nagger fatigue and the fact that literal trannies are in charge of the US. Kids here are brainwashed and most will never have stable families. Young men here don't have much to look forward to anymore. It's not just memes. I see it everyday!
Well to be a good father, to not let a russian woman fuck your shit up (or anyone for that matter), and to navigate a harsher socio-economic climate, you must have your shit together to some extent- no? You don't think so?
>and to navigate a harsher socio-economic climate, you must have your shit together to some extent- no?
There are other factors which comes into play. For local russian, he competes against other russians and immigrants from central asian countries. However, he have been here for long time and know in-and-outs. Buy for you, you are an american. You are something relatively unique for that area, so you bring different values to table. It might be some insights how trade in international markets works, or to help to understand psychology of other americans, so russian company representatives would better know how to negotiate trade deals. And that specific knowledge might give edge to you, which you need to outcompete some guy from Tajikistan.
are all russians friends to bears?