Becoming a soldier worth it?

19yo NEET. I plan to join the army, get my initial training which will guarantee me HGV(Truck for burgers) and Car driving Loicenses. It will also force me to get fit and I will be paid whilst in training. Ofc I will never get deployed and I will probably leave straight after becoming a soldier

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >just become a zogbot and serve the garden gnomes and die for them

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You n-word i just said I will leave if I ever get asked to go to a dangerous country

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        Yeah good luck with that, enjoy military jail for abandonment and / or dying for Israel.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

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          >He's right
          TOPKEK. I thought you could just fuck off any second and there wouldn't be any legal consequences. Hahahahaha holyyyyy. Imagine going to jail because you refused to die for a random garden gnome. Thanks anon

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you thought you could just leave at any point
            Why would you think that? Joining the army isn't a bad idea but it's not what it used to be. There's a lot more diversity and inclusion bollocks now and frankly too many women.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Unless you joined the military before the federal reserve was created, nobody who signed up to fight for the USA fought for the benefit of US citizens

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            DEATH PENALTY? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This used to be commonplace. Have you never read the Art of War, heard of the decimation of Roman units?

            >you thought you could just leave at any point
            Why would you think that? Joining the army isn't a bad idea but it's not what it used to be. There's a lot more diversity and inclusion bollocks now and frankly too many women.

            >There's a lot more diversity and inclusion bollocks now and frankly too many women
            Just like everyplace else.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              decimation rarely happened historylet

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          Anonymous

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      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You retarded homosexual you'll be signing up exactly to be told to whatever dangerous country Israel wants to send you to

        If you're going to be a zogbot go full zogbot, nobody on here is going to celebrate you joining and leaving. It just means you were retarded enough to be partial zogbot

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

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          >if you don't have anything else going on
          OP you have to be the toppest tier retard to conflate being free with your life ahead of you, and 'nothing else going on so might as well fight for zog'

          Sadiq Khan and the No-Go Zoners thank you for your service, retard bongbot

          Unless you joined the military before the federal reserve was created, nobody who signed up to fight for the USA fought for the benefit of US citizens

          [...]
          >a zogbot and a child both agree in their dislike for LULZ, the only place online you can discuss the garden gnomes who want to send you retards off to die
          You deserve each other

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

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            >Also don’t listen to the retards going on about zogbot bullshit
            >obey your masters, don't question why we're not legally allowed to know which of our elected officials are dual citizens of Israel

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >post chins n-wordhomosexual

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >post friends who died for nothing zogbot

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                >post friends who died for nothing zogbot
                >dying from morbid obesity, diabetes, hypertension
                >”yeah I can fight the garden gnome and their zogbots”
                >out of breath waddling to mom’s refrigerator
                Go on, drop the chin pics SS

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No but seriously how many close friends died for absolutely nothing but pushing Israeli interests

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s okay anon, I know you feel empowered because the only moment of power you ever had was posting on biz beneath those Cheeto encrusted fingers pecking away at the slime covered keys of a Logitech keyboard (it’s really the cheaper option for someone on such a limited budget and between jobs) and while your family says verbally to one another that it’s ‘just a phase’, “he’ll get on his feet and finally hit his stride and finally get a job and drop all this garden gnome conspiracy stuff he keeps talking about finally get out of the house some and get some life experience”, they silently know. They exchange it in their looks of defeat constantly. The part they don’t want to say out loud but never do for fear that it will set it in stone. Problem is, it already is set in stone. Their shy little pumpkin who they remember from years ago who they held in their arms as a small child; is and shall always be- a loser.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                More than 10 than?

                Maybe you knew these guys. Thank goodness Israel was able to benefit from their death because nobody in the USA did

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                you should stop coping though. How's the vaccine treating you zogboi?

                >"you are dumb fat LULZ retard who believes in conspiracy theoriez and you a a disappointment to all of AMERICAN!!! society for your imagined transgressions I have placed on you!!!"
                >"join da fedz!!" WE HAVE MONEY!!!(and no honor)
                wow very organic post. are you with the disinformation board boomer-squad or just a f*male?

                >we’re so much better than the zogbots
                >stupid zogbots dying for nothing, they don’t even know what it’s like to work up the nerve to meet up in person with the other based ‘true soldiers’ of LULZ like us

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>we’re so much better than the zogbots
                By default, yes. We didn't sign over our bodies and souls to be servants to Israeli interests

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                >By default, yes. We didn't sign over our bodies and souls to be servants to Israeli interests
                >our bodies and souls
                implying any value of either kek

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't expect an Israeli mercenary to have anything but disdain for the population of the USA

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There are dozens of you, yet off the scales you’d think there are double and you call yourself a population when you’re barely a group.

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                You’re clearly still suckling on your mother’s teet since you don’t understand that the “true” warrior caste is typically where they can do their jobs and fight wars are.

                P.S. Red ID fatget the daily allotment of (You)s have run out. Get some high test rope.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >There are dozens of you, yet off the scales you’d think there are double and you call yourself a population when you’re barely a group.
                What are you even strawmanning about, Son of Israel?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bitch, I was in the army and currently employ veterans. Your sore lack of understanding of the world today has no bearing as to whether or not joining an explicitly anti-white, pro-gay, pro-trans, pro-subhuman organization spreading homosex around the world like it's going out of style is a fucking good idea.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dont do it

                Current active duty of 5 years, you are a stupid homosexual, shut the fuck up

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't say anyone was better than zogbots. I said that military-people tend to be good mannered, diligent, responsible, but that the greater system is undeniably corrupt.

                Then I talked shit about you getting the coronga vaccine

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                >By default, yes. We didn't sign over our bodies and souls to be servants to Israeli interests
                >our bodies and souls
                implying any value of either kek

                >THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE!!
                >YOU BELIEVE IN 'X' THING BECAUSE I SAY YOU DO
                >YOU COME FROM 'X' BOARD BECAUSE I SAY YOU DO
                >YOU NEED TO GO OUTSIDE BECAUSE I HAVE CALLED YOU A PERSON WHO IS FAT AND DOSN'T GO OUTSIDE
                >I AM A PERFECTLY NORMAL PERSON ON LULZ BUT YOU ARE NOT YOU HAVE WONG OPINIONS HAVING ONLY THE RIGHT OPINIONS IS AMERICAN AND GOOD( whatever my extremest briefing says in 100% factual and true!)
                what are your views on the rights of the individual I wonder. I bet they are very patriotic. I'm sure you are not a dumb brainless mercenary.

                Yes I am better than you for not serving the system that wants to crush my rights and tell me I'll be happier for it
                keep building my threat matrix profile, keep angryposting, keep trying half-assedly, you are a pathetic sellout who posts like a woman/leddtier and deep down your subconscious knows it ( or you are a malicious actor who doesn't give a flying fuck about the American Republic, more likely)
                I will not be swayed, only more callused by your henpecking . You suck at your job.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you should stop coping though. How's the vaccine treating you zogboi?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"you are dumb fat LULZ retard who believes in conspiracy theoriez and you a a disappointment to all of AMERICAN!!! society for your imagined transgressions I have placed on you!!!"
                >"join da fedz!!" WE HAVE MONEY!!!(and no honor)
                wow very organic post. are you with the disinformation board boomer-squad or just a f*male?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no sorry i don't believe in giving out free biometrics like a conditioned federalfag
                And you can't even say please. Very rude behavior. Do they teach you this in the fedforce?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Here’s the only (You) you’ll get. I still want nothing from you, so go forth and fag no more.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no comment of the meat of the post just dismiss and ridicule
                >no I am not a suspicious poster will ill intentions of doxxing you YOU CONSPIRACY THEORY FAT DUMBFUCK!!! (plz join army and be normal)
                mantits and timestamp fedboi

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                on the one hand, military people are usually pretty cool (reliable, trustworthy, etc.)
                on the other hand, the zogbot criticism is real.

                When civil war breaks out in US, some will be on either side

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This.
            >MUH ZOGBOT
            >MUH WW3
            >MUH JOOOOOOSSS
            Schizo retards.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

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              >MUH ZOGBOT
              >MUH WW3
              >MUH garden gnomeSSS
              >MUH REALITY

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Their
              >2 moar weeks
              bullshit finally ran its course so they start flooding into other boards.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You never did answer how many close friends of yours died in service to Israel

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                >You never did answer how many close friends of yours died in service to Israel

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                that many huh

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how many pictures of this one guy do you have? do you think they actually sway lurkers to your 'points' by posting it over and over again without addressing everyone's issues with your cringeposting?
                >hur durr LULZ is a bunch of big fat retard conspiracy theorists amrite my fellow 4cahnners join da military

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're called orders for a reason

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Make sure you take your garden gnome spike homosexual

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      You could do okay. You could end up being in for 20 years and having no skills applicable to the real world and then you're one of those 45 year old guys who decides to use his GI bill to finally get a degree in architecture or whatever. Used to see them around campus.

      The real truth is that people on LULZ want a 'one size to success' life but most of it is about acquiring skills (including bullshitting/people skills) and then getting really lucky when that acquaintance you met a few years ago asks you if you're looking for work and need a job or some shit like that.

      The people who are "senior software engineer 25 years old oakland poor" or whatever are probably really connected (or lying lol). It's why people who are exceedingly lucky but then act like they just did 'what everyone else is doing' and can't understand why everyone else isn't a SSE or whatever and chalk it up to 'people being lazy' when most people just end up existing in the 'tried but got boxed out due to some unluck and work as a bank teller' rather than the dog walking tranny philosophy major department.

      >LE PAGAN WOLF KLAN
      >2000 years of christian empires DESTROYED europe because some lithuanians were mildly inconvenienced before becoming the largest polity in medieval eastern europe
      How are people like you even real kek.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i generally agree with what youre saying but luck has proportionally less to do with things the less rich/wealthy you are. having a 25k job requires almost no luck, having a 50k job requires a little bit of luck but not much, having a 150k job requires some luck, and a good amount more luck is needed for that 300k job, but none of those have anything on the luck needed to become a millionaire or to become a billionaire. luck is also about risk. you can't be lucky if you're not taking risks and putting yourself in the right situations. i would say these days any relatively intelligent person should be able to get a 50-100k a year job by the time they're middle aged. i work with literal mouth breathing morons that make maybe 70k. i myself make 200k and there's definitely luck involved, BUT i have put myself out there at every chance possible to be considered for jobs, meet people, to build relationships, and to be in the right place at the right time SO THAT I CAN GET LUCKY. so it's not skill per-se, the skill is taking risks and putting yourself in situations where you can be lucky. it's like this - if you never applied for the job how would you get it? it's not possible, right? so you have to take those risks. that goes for anything in life. if you never tried to fuck a girl, how would you fuck one? if you never tried to lose weight, how would you do it? a lot of people literally never even show up. that's the first step

        verification not required

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I work with morons
          And they got lucky. Morons protect morons.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Do you realize that you surrender your rights and ownership of your body once you become a modern soldier, especially an American soldier? They'll shoot you full of experimental drugs and "vaccines" etc, you won't be able to refuse any of it, and they can test biological/chemical softkill weapons on you without your knowledge.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You can't refuse vaccines
      Citation needed
      >They can/will test biological weapons on their own force instead of poor Africans
      Citation needed
      >Picrel
      kek. Zogbots are hilarious.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Any grunt will tell you they have to take the flu shot, or it was at least "highly suggested." Meaning they would at the very least get privileges revoked if they didn't comply.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Checked but I thought a lot of Brexit Norf lads were in the army who were unvaxxed so this would be unlikely.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They don’t force the shot in the British army but they do in the amerifat army

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      >pepe is an extremist gang
      what did they mean by this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pepe and kekistan are extremist groups? Oath keepers are extremist? I don’t quite get this. What’s the igloo flag?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        inbred retard, stop pretending

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They'll shoot you full of experimental drugs and "vaccines
      My grandfather got an experimental vaccine against the common cold when he joined up. Made everybody shit their brains out for a week or so after, and I think one guy nearly died, but he didn't get a cold for the following 20 years. But yeah, if you join the military, you're forced to do that kind of shit without asking questions. Not a great idea, really.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that means it's working

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unreal that frog posters are on there, I always knew there was something wrong with them

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These anons don't know what they're talking about OP, if you don't have anything else going on, the military will house you, feed you and train you - you can leave with valuable skills that will set you up on the outside. Just make sure you choose a role that will provide you with those skills.
    I'm a bong too and I'm a year in, I should have joined at your age because I only wasted my time for 5 years, but hey ho.
    I say do it, it's better than being a NEET at least, I don't regret it. Hard work sometimes, but a reasonable amount of time off.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any response to pic rel in

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      >He's right
      TOPKEK. I thought you could just fuck off any second and there wouldn't be any legal consequences. Hahahahaha holyyyyy. Imagine going to jail because you refused to die for a random garden gnome. Thanks anon

      ?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can get kicked out of the military for being a piece of shit e.g. DUI, popping hot on a drug test, failing fitness tests and height/weight standards. Other than the DUI all of those are usually an honorable or general discharge, so it won't ruin your life, and you won't have to pay back anything to the government.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I just read your other post, and you sound a bit retarded. It seems obvious to me you wouldn't be able to leave with two week's notice, it's not really a normal job is it?
      I suppose I should have guessed your impairment when you suggested Army, the objectively worst choice.
      Keep it up being a LULZriddled NEET then with zog this zog that, kek

      • 4 weeks ago
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        I actually lied about being a neet, im thinking of dropping out of my software engineering course at uni though. Nice try tho glowie, shaming me into dying for Israel. I will rape your mother.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well I'd keep going with that then over joining the military, I'm a drop out myself.
          Although it did set in motion a series of events that got me a wonderful girlfriend, so I'm not mad.
          I see a lot of similarities in my 19YO self in your posts tbqhwy.
          I would just say let go of the hate a bit, absolutely cut LULZ out of your routine if you visit. If you could see the type of fucking losers that post there, you wouldn't be parroting their low IQ bullshit.
          Honestly anon, you must be a relatively smart guy to get into software development at uni, just try to apply yourself and don't throw it all away.
          Having said that, if I had read this message when I was your age I would have thought it was a bit pathetic, but there we go.
          I was angry all the time because I didn't get pussy and I spent too much time on the Internet. Just like you.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

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            I kneel... I cringe at LULZtards bro, although i do visit for happenings. I appreciate your advice and I sincerely hope you decide to forgive me for my filthy insult. Thank you very much and I hope you make it anon.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well I'd keep going with that then over joining the military, I'm a drop out myself.
              Although it did set in motion a series of events that got me a wonderful girlfriend, so I'm not mad.
              I see a lot of similarities in my 19YO self in your posts tbqhwy.
              I would just say let go of the hate a bit, absolutely cut LULZ out of your routine if you visit. If you could see the type of fucking losers that post there, you wouldn't be parroting their low IQ bullshit.
              Honestly anon, you must be a relatively smart guy to get into software development at uni, just try to apply yourself and don't throw it all away.
              Having said that, if I had read this message when I was your age I would have thought it was a bit pathetic, but there we go.
              I was angry all the time because I didn't get pussy and I spent too much time on the Internet. Just like you.

              >a zogbot and a child both agree in their dislike for LULZ, the only place online you can discuss the garden gnomes who want to send you retards off to die
              You deserve each other

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sadiq Khan and the No-Go Zoners thank you for your service, retard bongbot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if you don't have anything else going on
      OP you have to be the toppest tier retard to conflate being free with your life ahead of you, and 'nothing else going on so might as well fight for zog'

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, look at the pay and ask yourself if you would make more in the real world or have a better overall life studying a proper subject. If you want a HGV licence you can just pay for one without destroying your back or waking up screaming every night.

    >Ofc I will never get deployed and I will probably leave straight after becoming a soldier

    LMAO

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Laugh with me anon, god I'm such a innocent retard. You can be killed for military abandonment KEK.

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      >He's right
      TOPKEK. I thought you could just fuck off any second and there wouldn't be any legal consequences. Hahahahaha holyyyyy. Imagine going to jail because you refused to die for a random garden gnome. Thanks anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Motorpool driver is going to be marching and in combat

      Dude theyre some of the fattest people in the branch. He would fit right in. They just sit around all fucking day and refuel shit.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What MOS?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymouse

    Do it for one year and then use your skills to gentrify the ghetto for a living. https://youtu.be/Z4iQxpwYhAg

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes but I would consider learning a hands on trade so you can leave bongland. I am still in the military. Also get a college degree. Save every fucking cent. Having a guaranteed income (esp with a recession around the corner) is how you build a good portfolio.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on what you are learning to do. Infantry/SF doesn’t have very many jobs that the experience can translate to in the civilian sector (skills, experiences, mindsets may aide you in unrelated jobs but there are few direct equivalencies). Most of the other jobs or MOS’ do have direct equivalency jobs in the civilians markets and certain jobs create expo rise to civilian or government personnel that can aide you post-military.

    Also don’t listen to the retards going on about zogbot bullshit. They’re pussies who don’t understand that the jobs you can do can very greatly and you’re capable of understanding that not everyone you work for has “pure motives”.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >joining the military on the brink of ww3

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You realize Israel is gunning for a war with Iran in the near future right? You know they won't be fighting Iran themselves right? They'll be sending certain others.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The thing a lot overlook is the early retirement factor. Out the door in 20 with a check for life afterward. Combine that with all the free perks they give you while your in for those 20 years unless your a real fuckwad you can end up leaving setup pretty sweet. (aka taking advantage of free shit so your able to keep more of your pay and thus put it to use in investments while your waiting for 20 years to pass by). Dude goes in at age 18. Dude is out the door at age 38 kicking back for life afterward. Or hell doing some part time gig for shits and giggles if you want.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just give the government the best 20 years of your life bro
      >at least you'll be set once you're middle-aged!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, I'd rather be set in my middle age years than slave away till I'm 65 and hope I've got something to show for it once I retire. Ho hum, walk and enjoy life starting at 38 or work your ass off, hope you've got something to show for it starting at age 65.. Tough choice there. 27 extra years of life or 27 extra years of uh work.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It depends on what your country offers in terms of benefits. For Americans, joining the military is one of the single-most consistent ways of escaping poverty (enlist > free college education > upper-middle class white collar work).

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Become a trucker instead, imagine being a Zog bot in 2022.

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      Anonymous

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  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP ignore these fucking retards, Jesus Christ. You'll be a fucking truck driver. You will not die in combat. You will not die for muh israel muh joooos. You'll be a fucking Private driving trucks. You'll end up a Specialist, driving trucks. You'll get out with benefits, in decent shape and medically taken care of, and if you aren't retarded you'll have decent money saved up. Use tuition assistance while you're in, actually give a fuck about maintaining and driving trucks, and utilize Troops to Trade before you get out. You will be firmly ahead in life compared to 99% of retards in society.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The thing a lot overlook is the early retirement factor. Out the door in 20 with a check for life afterward. Combine that with all the free perks they give you while your in for those 20 years unless your a real fuckwad you can end up leaving setup pretty sweet. (aka taking advantage of free shit so your able to keep more of your pay and thus put it to use in investments while your waiting for 20 years to pass by). Dude goes in at age 18. Dude is out the door at age 38 kicking back for life afterward. Or hell doing some part time gig for shits and giggles if you want.

      19yo NEET. I plan to join the army, get my initial training which will guarantee me HGV(Truck for burgers) and Car driving Loicenses. It will also force me to get fit and I will be paid whilst in training. Ofc I will never get deployed and I will probably leave straight after becoming a soldier

      Also listen to these guys OP, create a paper trail with ''injuries" and you can claim lifetime disability after you get out and neet forever on 3 thousand a month

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only if you want to be sodomized. There is no sane person in the army

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no idea what's going on with this anti military's circle jerk in this thread, people who have never been in the military's are speaking like they have first hand experience kek.
    You won't have any rent to pay and they will feed you as well, this can allow you to save shit ton of money. I was getting about 1200$ every 2 weeks after 2 years in the army and was saving about 900$ of it every time. They wont send you to fight either unless your job is a combat job, i was a firefighter in the united states army and they wouldn't send me to combat even if i wanted to, its all job defendant. You will realize that its just a 9-5 job with a fancy uniform on, you can seriously make shit ton of money but normies and npcs prefer buying brand new vehicles instead of saving, the choice is yours my friend

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trust the adage to always do the opposite of what LULZ says
      >skinnyfat broke neets asking how to get a start on a career/trading/business with nothing
      >the military is the government's largest welfare program and will pay competitively with entry level blue collar jobs ON TOP OF paying for your utilities and housing
      >Contracts can be as low as 3 years and there are several programs to help soldiers get education, job training, and certifications for free or at significantly reduced price
      >Vast majority of jobs are support and see little-to-no combat or field time
      >Military discounts, VA healthcare, claiming disability payments for any injuries you might sustain while you're in
      >TSP with government matching and ability to transfer it over if you end up working for the government after your contract expires
      <hurr die for israel zogbot retard
      If push comes to shove you'll get drafted anyway and you know it. Might as well do something with your youth while you have it.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Enlisting is never a bad choice, son. Make it a career, become a general.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Join the coast guard instead if you're gonna do the military. More of a real world mission, you get to SAR or LE if you choose and people will like you more.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP, listen to this guy
      Go for either Coast Guard or Chair Force. Leave the dying for Israel part to the crayon munchers and Army subhumans

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be ready to go to Mogadishu kek

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    I wow funny how the fedfag stopped after I bludgeoned him with his own cringe, huh?
    I guess you figured you lost the lurkers after that one? Enjoy your shift!

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes dieing in decapistan for America is based. Free gender reassignment and vaccines. Go for it.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Come on, you retard. At 19 you should be playing games or something. I don't give a shit if it's Call of Duty or Comethswap's spaceship ones, fuck that, even if it's GTA. Why the fucking army to play puppet at the hands of leaders that dont give a shit about you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      or you could be playing paintball or airshit and having a more fulfilling experience with exercise/new friends
      harrai posting about using up 'useless eaters' lifespan are we?

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is being astroturfed hard.
    defense budget well spent imo

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Please don't join an organization that is explicitly anti-white anon. You have no idea how psychologically damaging it is.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dude paper lmao

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone I've ever met who joined or wanted to join the military is a douchebag

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An alternative: take a shit retail job, save some money, open a stock portfolio, and every month buy some stock to build that portfolio because now is a good time when everyone is panicking in the market. It'll be shit at first but you keep playing the long game, you'll be doing alright five years from now (don't trade just buy long positions). I had friends that came out of the projects that reconsidered the USMC and bit the bullet to take shit jobs to scrimp cash to build their stock portfolio and now they're on their way to going from having moved out of public housing to an in-law to a condo that they're going to buy.
    In the end anon, think the long game.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Bong vet here OP, left a few years ago after my minimum service.
    Go RLC, infantry and other trades make fun of you but you unironically are more qualified than them and they all re-trade eventually to logistics for the quals for when they get out.
    Bear in mind the army is temporary so get a job with real transferable skills, don’t listen to bluff use common sense (think niche skills or trade)
    Guard duty will happen very often and it’s horrible.
    Cheap rent, no bills, great friends but behave yourself with the drink because it just isn’t worth the hassle from troop staff, all they want is you to be in the right place, right time, right kit… it’s that easy.
    I went in with nothing and I left with a job earning more money than I can believe, and I was a Pte…

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Checked, fellow bong. Good stuff. Will research moar.

      Literally, just go work in sales holy shit. You can make six figures in a year if you sell your soul. You know what also makes you sell your soul? The military, but at a higher cost. Your call, anon.

      I am balding and have Asperger's. I will never be a good salesman, im way too honest and logical.

      Why join the army when you can be in the Air Force and not live like shit?

      Didn't know there was a difference in treatment. Will look into it.

      They don’t force the shot in the British army but they do in the amerifat army

      When shtf I will outgarden gnome the globohomo order

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I advise against it but if you do know what side you'll be fighting for when shit goes down.

        Last reply meant for you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i was in bong infantry. (GUARDS) and if i was to join again dont go infantry, go for chad singals, get qualified and travel world for free and go to allied countries training retards how to use communications

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the military is for people with shit parents. if you're broke and helpless at 18 it is 100% your parents fault, and sad to say if you have shit parents like that the military is probably a better choice than trying to take a dead end job or throw the dice on loans and college.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Again OP this will be the best thing you can do in your life at the moment, no debt and all the skills and training you need for life.
    Don’t listen to thes mongs, go for it.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're a fellow britbong, right? Join the RAF unless you have some sad fantasy about dying for globohomo. You'll be treated better and work less. And, of course, pick your trade based upon maximum employability when you leave (you will).

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP said he wants to join the military, not summer camp, homosexualy matey matey, blue shit uniform wearing propeller mong tag flashing shit cunt organisation.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, he should get raped with a broomstick by a bored Cpl and waste four years sat around in the middle of nowhere like a real man.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, don't join military unless you literally have no other options. You will be forced to do whatever the government tells you.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a plan anon. Make sure you read all the contracts. Go to all the classes. Suck all the benefits you can out of your time.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HGV(Truck for burgers) and Car driving Loicenses.

    yes. just see as some boy-scout camp.
    dont take it serious. but take all the licence you can get. that saves you a lot of money.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine all the kids who made fun of you in high school, now imagine them away from their families and drunk 75% of the time . Thats the army. Goodluck

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go to the airforce, or navy. Don't go to army or marines. Do not let your ego lead you into stupid decisions.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont join the navy, join the chair force only
      >.t navy fag

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why join the army when you can be in the Air Force and not live like shit?

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't you noticed that WWIII started a couple months ago?
    What do you think will happen if you join the army

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally, just go work in sales holy shit. You can make six figures in a year if you sell your soul. You know what also makes you sell your soul? The military, but at a higher cost. Your call, anon.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you reached 19 years old and didn't know you couldn't just leave the military whenever you want you are truly, and I mean this, retarded as fuck.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I advise against it but if you do know what side you'll be fighting for when shit goes down.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joining the army as a 19 yro is great but going in as a truck driver isn't.

    If you aren't stupid, go for cyber or Intel.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >getting your legs blown off for a truck
    Fucking burgers, kek

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