>be twink. >try topping. >dick too small and it hurts and I don't really like it. >try bottoming

>be twink
>try topping
>dick too small and it hurts and I don't really like it
>try bottoming
>hole too tight and I can't relax and it hurts and I don't really like it
>try sucking wiener
>okay but I have a bad gag reflex and it hurts my jaw
>try getting my wiener sucked
>it's too sensitive and it hurts

I'm a bad gay.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    seems like hole too tight is the only problem you can fix. getting fricked in the ass is amazing once you've greased the wheels and know how to work things out smoothly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How do I relax my butt? I've tried fingering myself and using toys but it doesn't seem to work and those hurt a lot too.

      that's what srs is for, silly 🙂

      I don't want to be a girl, sorry.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        weed helps, foreplay helps, foreplay with your boyhole specifically. being comfortable is like, really important. if you're really tight you'll have to work yourself up and physically stretch out for the session before getting anything reasonably sized in there. Try S sized plugs off Amazon or something, they're really cute!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >being comfortable is like, really important
          Oh. Getting comfortable is really difficult because I anticipate it to hurt, even when I'm really really horny. It's a bit easier when I'm doing it because I have a lot more control but even with a really small toy or just my fingers I can barely get them in.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I think getting a lot more comfortable with anal on your own is a precursor to enjoying anal sex with someone else. You've kind of gotta know your ass inside and out by then. Same thing with women's veganas tbh, they're really familiar with it by the time they start enjoying sex

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How do I relax my butt? I've tried fingering myself and using toys but it doesn't seem to work and those hurt a lot too.

            [...]
            I don't want to be a girl, sorry.

            You literally open your ass like you're trying to take a shit, which is why it's important there's nothing in there. If there is, you will shit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            in order for it to stop hurting you gotta stop expecting it to hurt and relax your butthole. try to enjoy it. also if you go more than an inch in depth, there will be poop so thread carefully. also i hope youre using lube

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >there will be poop
            you need an enema bulb. You just put water inside yourself, wait a minute or two, then use the toilet. You do it like two times (takes like 15 minutes) and then it's way way way way way cleaner.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's not entirely about relaxing it's about stretching

        you gotta work up slowly to be able to take a dick sized thing and for some it takes a lot of time

      • 1 year ago
        Chamitomoder

        >being comfortable is like, really important
        Oh. Getting comfortable is really difficult because I anticipate it to hurt, even when I'm really really horny. It's a bit easier when I'm doing it because I have a lot more control but even with a really small toy or just my fingers I can barely get them in.

        I'm circumcised...

        I guess there's no harm?

        https://unsee
        cc/album#laCNh8sGo8fTuUw0

        Yeah that's weird, it's not even letting me see it on mobile. Maybe imgur?

        https://imgur
        com/a/ylJuYKa

        cute wiener tbh. heres something that i think would be helpful. since you expect anal stuff to hurt, just try lubing your fingers and rubbing the hole and then occasionally pressing on the hole itself to almost squeeze through (dont actually push through though unless you feel ready. it shouldnt hurt at all). after repeating this several times (at most) then you'll feel more comfortable with anal and maybe you'll slide in one finger, then 2, and then eventually your whole hand (secret challenge)

  2. 1 year ago
    sanest poster

    that's what srs is for, silly 🙂

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    thats cute lmao. you'll figure it out, op. maybe you just need practice and a patient, loving person. i feel you tho, bottoming has sort of worked for me ig but im awful at everything

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >literally can't do anything sexual
    guess you'll have to be a cuck now bro, sorry

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get your phimosis fixed, using your penis isn't supposed to hurt

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm circumcised...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        rip, idk if that ones fixable

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        can you post an unsee of it?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I guess there's no harm?

          https://unsee
          cc/album#laCNh8sGo8fTuUw0

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            it asks if im using a vpn and wont let me see 🙁

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that's weird, it's not even letting me see it on mobile. Maybe imgur?

            https://imgur
            com/a/ylJuYKa

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            how is this too small for topping?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Every guy I've been with (which hasn't been many, to be fair) has said it was small.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I am too but it doesn't hurt when I get it tongued are you having a cat lick your dick tip?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does you dick hurt so much do you have a kidney stone you need to pass or something that's not normal even from bad blow jobs unless they're grinding you dick with their teeth

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's just really sensitive and sore when I'm really hard.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Do you rub sand paper on it beforehand or something? Spit normally makes the dryness go away

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Some circumcisions are so taut that just being hard at all tugs on the skin painfully. They messed his shit up. Sad, but happens to thousands of infants every year

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's over

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Use TONS of lube. Anal gets better.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      THIS

      Use lube. It still hurts? Use more lube

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I do buttstuff with toys and this advice is correct
        1. Use more lube
        2. Wait and relax for a little bit before trying again
        3. Repeat
        4. If fails use smaller toy
        honestly the best way to do it is in the bathtub so you can use as much lube as you want and then shower it all off easily after without a mess

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It can take some time to get used to things dont worry too much

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Invite a nice, experienced guy that you know and trust if at all possible. If you don't know them then try to get comfortable with them first, talk for a while first, play games maybe. You want him to finger you first to build up to anal, to get you used to the sensations of it. It'll feel weird at first but try to let it happen, once he starts pressing on your prostate it'll feel fantastic. If you're too tight to even manage one finger past a certain point, tell him to stay right where he is and tense around him, hold it as long as you can. Once you can't hold it anymore, exhale as he pushes in. Trust me, it makes it much easier.

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