>be talking to some girl online about occult shit. >she's a self-proclaimed Wiccan. >ask her for more detail

>be talking to some girl online about occult shit
>she's a self-proclaimed Wiccan
>ask her for more detail
>says she doesn't focus on any particular pantheon
>just does rituals and communes with whatever deity happens to suit what she's after
>listen to all of this, learn a bit
>finally mention that I've never done any stuff like that because I try not to give into temptation
>she has a fucking aneurysm, tells me that not all witchcraft is "baneful", church is just a ritual, "I'm not gonna go to hell for interacting with entities that are useful and make me happy"
>try to explain to her that esoteric Christianity isn't really about any of those things
>she ghosts me
maybe hunting for /x/ussy was a mistake

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is now with occult chad

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being a christcuck was a bigger mistake

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anοnymous

      >checked
      but Esoteric Christians aren't the same as Christcucks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only real esoterism in christianity is the original solar myth which were changed by the gnostics to explain why rome was being so bad on their times, then turned into le wholesome guy worship

        Even as the original IAO:INRI and rose-cross formula, obsession about reaching divinity is annoying and counter productive

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anοnymous

          wholesomeness was always going to be a thing as long as the roots of Christianity involved Zoroastrianism

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand what's esoteric about it. Aside from kabbalah, Christianity only becomes esoteric by borrowing from Gnosticism or the Vedas. It's one of the most exoteric religions, really.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just adding word esoteric in front of things doesn't make you cool. "Esoteric Christian"? Is that synonymous with closeted homosexual? You really need to up your game bro

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the funniest thing about the is that true magic is about life and liberation and if she truly were a practicioner of such she would respect your way of living.
    I certainly don't talk shit to some of the retarded Christians and braindead Satanists on the board even though I am certainly tempted to sometimes, why?
    Because true magic is about respecting others ways of living, that is the wonder of life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks incel gatekeeper, I'm sure she will see it from your point of view eventually.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Because true magic is about respecting others ways of living, that is the wonder of life.
      No its not. You wouldn't respect the rapist or the murderer or the ignorant. True magic is distancing yourself from negative influences so you live a positive life away from trivial people, entities, and organizations.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >”Wow baby, that’s really interesting, I haven’t done any of that as I like to focus on more inward looking meditative stuff but to each his own I guess haha”
    why can’t w*stoids lie to women? are they allergic to pussy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anοnymous

      give the western man a break, chang
      don't you what today is?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dick cheney appreciation day. i'm romanian fwiw

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be talking to some girl online about occult shit
    >talking to some girl online
    that's your mistake

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /x/ussy is fine, just don't let any of them to perform binding rituals using your semen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why, that sounds great (girls needing/stealing my semen for ulterior motives is my kink)

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wiccan
    that was your first mistake of trying to interact
    the 2nd was being a Christcuck posting on /x/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice setup, anon. what are you trying to achieve there?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    beargunman

    shiiiiieeet. I met a witch girl once. she was a little chubby, and short, but had huge boobs, way beyond her waist, a pretty face, a curvy figure, and reddish hair.

    she told me she didn't believe in guns. well, I didn't believe in witches. but here we were. she told me all about her coven and other ridiculous things. boy was she cute.

    she got on my lap in my car, and we started making out. then she felt picrel, and promptly left my car, went into her car, and drove away.

    witches, man.
    I had no desire to harm her or her coven. I just like guns!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wiccan
      This was your first mistake. Granted she could have been young, but Wiccan is like the Scientology of witchcraft. Started by loony cult leader sex criminal and followed by people with a desperate need to attach themselves to something. If you want witchy poon, go after private practitioners.

      Bro you should have warned her you had one first. She probably thought you were trying to hide it to kidnap her with or something. Sorry you missed out though. Better luck next time

      • 2 weeks ago
        beargunman

        it'd be like telling a woman I had very different political beliefs or something. didn't want to give off argumentative/difficult vibes. also, it wasn't any of her business. what if she had an accomplice and was going to kidnap me?
        >relationships ruined over paranoia
        yes!
        it kinda became her business to an extent when she sat on it. oh well. I'd say live and learn, but I'm not sure what I was suppose to have learned.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe that nobody needs a gun and that guns get in the way of love?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's why I always keep my pistol in my driver's side door

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >seek out specifically somone into something in order to pretend to be their friend and then accuse their inane actions which effect only themselves of being of being temptations
    You are a big shitter OP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anοnymous

      I didn't know she was Wiccan until she started talking about it, she sought me out after I mentioned starting a cult

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Found the femboy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anοnymous

      >easily flustered christian femboy
      every Catholic priest's wet dream

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anοnymous

    Dazai is a realcel

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >esoteric Christianity
    >hunting for /x/ussy
    Yeah. A big fucking mistake. Ngmi

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enlighten me, what is esoteric Christianity?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anοnymous

      anything you want it to be, baby

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wiccan pussy ain’t worth it learn your lesson and get a normal gf

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