>be me
>night walk on campus
>raining, but lightly
>rain picks up
>decide to take shelter in a parking garage a little ways away
>wander around a bit
>end up at the top of the staircase
>still pouring, so decide to just linger at the top
>staring down the staircase, bored, listening to music
>notice girl walking up stairs
>don't know what to say
>she sees me
>she turns around and gets out of my line of sight
>comes back into my line of sight, keys in hand, almost running down the stairs
>mfw girls literally turn around and run away when they see me
Anyone have any similar stories?
Sounds more like it was the situation than you anon
Why were you sitting on a stairwell and staring at people walking up the steps dude? Just find a bench like a normal person jeez.
It's a parking garage, why there weren't any benched in it. I just chose a relatively out-of-the-way place to sit. I didn't think anyone would be coming up.
>don't know what to say
"Hey I'm just here until the rain slows down"
This would have been even worse
Not to be a dick anon but how?theyre not heavy
>This would have been even worse
Why? it establishes why you're there and that you aren't aiming to talk to her or be there much longer
Fuck 2nd reply was for Jill anon
Do you really think him trying to talk to her would have made her feel better in that situation?
FUCK,meant milk holy shit
>Do you really think him trying to talk to her would have made her feel better in that situation?
Considering she came back with keys in her hand yes, it may have.
>don't know what to say
Don't worry, I am not a rapist
>getting groceries with my mom
>she tells me to get 2 gallons of milk
>walk over to the freezer isle to get them
>can only manage to carry one gallon on my own
>bring it to her and turn around to go get the other
>mom says "anon why did you only bring 1? i asked for 2!"
>tell her im not strong enough to carry both
>lady in the same isle as us giggles
>run off and get the other gallon only to find my mom chatting with the woman who giggled when i get back
>she says "anon how will you carry your bride on your wedding day? you cant even carry milk!"
i hate being male and i hate women
Bro I was able to carry two milk jugs when I was 11. What do your fucking arms look like kek.
well one im not a twig im kinda chubby
but i probably have a deficiency in something
plus constantly being on less then 3 hours of sleep a day probably isnt too good either
not to mention a developing eating disorder
but this happened a few months ago so i dont know if im weaker or stronger havent really lifted anything
That's certain a post
uh yea i guess
im on a water diet right now maybe next month
>a water diet
I swear I've seen you post before. I'm amazed you're not dead
thats not me ive seen it too
i dont just drink water though ill have a piece of toast and a banana but thats my only meal for the whole day
Yeah bro Im sure that water diet will help
its helped me lose a bit of weight so thats nice
but i dont want to be all muscular or whatever i dont care
oh you might be being sarcastic now that i read your post again
yea um cool i guess i dont know how to reply
heres a "haha nice one anon!"
Muscle is hard to build,youre not going to turn into a body builder because you eat some protein
If anything not having muscle will make you fatter,muscle eats calories and takes up way less volume than fat
I was being sarcastic but I am trying to offer real advice
cool i guess i appreciate it anon but its over
me and eating dont really have the best relationship
Its 8 and a half pounds bro,eat some protein
anon you should probably go to a doctor or something if you cant even lift 20 pounds, that isnt normal even for people that eat like shit and are completely sedentary
i dont have a job so i dont have my own health insurance
do you have a genetic condition or something? 2 gallons of milk isnt even 20 pounds
Women are so retarded when they do that keys in hand shit with the keys sticking out between their fingers as if they're wolverine. Like have they ever tried punching a punchingbag with that? That shit obviously doesn't work but they all tell eachother it's a secret move.
DUDE GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS
kill yourself fucking retard
If you've seen the third season of The Sopranos you would know why women are cautious in parking garages.
She should have told Tony. I know she contemplated it but she should have done it.
>Be me
>Severely autistic
>I /nightwalk/ in my city a lot
>Use clips to wear my coats and jackets on my shoulders like a One Piece character
>Genuinely see myself as pic related
>Sometimes when I'm really depressed I will occasionally sprint a few hundred feet
>Helps let my energy out (I tell myself this)
>Roasties hear the *THUMP THUMP THUMP* of my awful running form
>Some turn and freeze in terror
>Others scream at the sight of Usain Bolt's second coming
>I never stop
Some day I'm gonna get the cops called on me. But I'm too fast.
I briefly loaded OP's pic for a like millisecond but my brain thought it was this.