>go out to cabin in the middle of the woods
>the cabin is so far out that it takes 35 minutes to drive a car through mostly untamed east Texan bog lands.
>I use it as a weekend getaway or a vacation from work, mostly do drugs, drink, listen to music and shoot guns out there like any normal Texan would.
>This morning I found a small wood structure on my porch with a brass hollowed out cone or bell in the middle of it.
>have no clue what it is or it could be and the homosexuals on b said yall could help me out with it.
>my cabin in 18 miles away from the nearest town and 4 miles away from the nearest person, and said person is a retired Vietnam veteran.
>I'm open to any ideas as to what left this on my porch last night because if it was a person, I'm gonna have to stop by the ol ammo supply store and get em kilt.
Nest of some kind maybe. Anything else unusual?
I could vaugly smell rotton eggs or something rotten near by the cabin. It was faint but I noticeably
Yeah rotten eggs smell pops up in a lot of entity encounters also some Bigfoot encounters interesting you brought this detail up.
>if it was a person
you will murder him?
The human will die if they threaten me.
Trespassing on my 22 acres of legally bought land with many DO NOT TRESSPASS signs everywhere, I'll take it as a threat.
Well if it's legal then it's totally ok to murder some unbalanced person.
>There's a nest on my property
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOBBY GET THE GUN!!! WE GOTTA KILL SOMEONE!!!!!!
I hate Americans.
So you'd let a potential human anally rape you in the ass? The reason why we think like this is because America is full of crackheads and retards. Younwouldnt know, your country is probably full of faggpts and pussies that would just easily surrender when getting mugged by a migrant. Oh wait that's already happening.
I bet you would have a nervous breakdown if you visited the US because I bet the sight of a gun scares the shit out of you.
I may be a moron but at least I'm not a pussy that's afraid of guns.
If you have an offspring who at times goes off the meds making random egg nests, is it ok for him/her to be shot?
No because it's my child. What a dumb question.
I will shoot if it's a random person in a very isolated part of the bog lands of East Texas. A random person building nests on someone else's property should know better.
I respect the property and possessions of others and others should do the same.
>No because it's my child. What a dumb question.
But you are not shooting anyones child, or parent or loved one of any kind.
That's why I wouldn't care if it was a random person. It could be a serial killer and I'd be doing the world a favor but I don't know that and niwther do you. Either or, I'm not taking the chance especially since the police are 20+ miles away.
>SO YOU'D LET SOMEONE RAPE YOU???
BOBBY GET THE GUN! THE BIRD THAT MADE THIS NEST IS GONNA RAPE ME!!
Kill yourself, retard. I hope you do get shot and raped just for having this mindset. You're obviously so scared of it you're willing to post it on LULZ asking what it is even though it's very obviously a nest.
No bird in east Texas males nests on the floor out of thick pieces of wood around a brass bell.
You're the fucking retard for assuming this might be a bird. Not only are you a bigoted moron but you're also a bigoted pussy aswell.
I've owned a gun for over a decade and I've have yet to kill anyone. The mindset that I currently have has gotten no one dead. You're a genuine retard and I'll keep on loving to spite you.
you would let a bird rape you because hurting animals is wrong
naggers like you make me pro gun control
Yea yea go cower behind your corrupt government officials. I'll keep living my life significantly more independent than you ever will.
Obvious larp but if you're somehow serious you need to get out of there and if you happen to know where that ornament came from stay away from there too.
Go ahead if you want to bang it out but forest spirits are some tough critters from what I've heard, you got some friends that can help you with this?
You'll need a rifle of your own if you want to do something about it =). I am to no end amused at how the concept of independence baffles almost all of Europe.
I'm in dfw currently about 77 miles away, definitely far enough.
Only friend I have that's knowledgeable of the paranormal or whatever is the Vietnam veteran that lives up the road but I really don't want to bother that guy. He's seen some shit in Nam and his brain is fried.
He's said he's seen some ghosts and shit and ofc heard some weird noises round here but I chalked it up to him just being a old vet.
I left the thing alone and we'll see if it's still there this Friday when I go back.
>mostly untamed east Texan bog lands
>my cabin in 18 miles away from the nearest town and 4 miles away from the nearest person
>I'm open to any ideas as to what left this on my porch
Hello Texanon. I'm gonna try and help ya out here.
The best way to figure out who or what did this is to eliminate who or what didn't.
Human? Unlikely, in my opinion, if you're sure about the distances you posted.
1] Too far away from towns to be a methhead and methheads don't leave gifts.
2] If it was a homeless person they'd have to have a camp somewhere nearby and somebody would have seen them coming and going for supplies. And if their motive was to stay hidden, why would they announce their presence? If it was a needy human on any level the first thing they'd do is break into your cabin looking for stuff to steal when you weren't there.
3] If it was a witch or satanic cult (they're all over Texas and they love the deep woods) the thing they left on your porch doesn't look like anything we've seen them construct. It certainly doesn't look like a warning of any kind.
To eliminate the human element from the possibilities you should do a sweep of your property and the surrounding area with some decent optics. How well do you know your land?
>smell rotton eggs or something rotten near by the cabin
Ok, now let's talk cryptids.
Texas has a plethora of weird shit going on and it's known for three common bipedal... things: bigfoot/sasquatch, dogmen/wolfmen, and crawlers/rakes. Generally speaking, they all know about the threat of our guns, which explains their propensity for keeping their distance.
Crawlers live in subterranean environments and come out mostly at night to hunt for food. Where Texas is concerned, I've only heard of them being in the west and that's where the cave systems are located. I couldn't find any known caves within 100 miles of your area and no crawler encounter i've ever heard of has shown them to do anything other then stalk us as a food source. They don't make "art" that we've ever seen and they make their presence known by crawling around on rooftops and tapping on windows.
The dogmen sightings i could find were down south near the Mexico border but they do also live in Louisiana, so it isn't unreasonable that they might be in your area. However, as far as i know, the smell isn't associated with dogmen encounters and again, they aren't known for leaving gifts. They mostly actively avoid us.
This leaves us with a squatch, which is what i think you're dealing with if it wasn't a human. Squatch encounters go back many decades. Some are peaceful and some are not but it would seem that, generally, some of them are curious about us just as we are with them. The awful smell is a common detail in bigfoot stories.
They are intelligent and have language, they have displayed telepathic ability, and some can emit sounds powerful enough to knock out their prey. And they are known for making rudimentary structures out of tree materials for shelters.
If i found that thing on my porch i'd be much more creeped out if it was a human that did it, which is why i'm encouraging you to eliminate the human factor ASAP. If it was a squatch i wouldn't feel threatened. Honestly, it looks like a peace offering. Perhaps the brass item was just something it randomly found and, deciding it had no use for it, gave it to you as a gift. You shooting your guns certainly alerted it to your presence, so maybe it's just letting you know that it's out there (probably hunting on your land -- do you have deer or wild boar?) and that it's not a threat to you.
Here's what i would do:
Show appreciation for the gift by hanging it somewhere outside where it can see it. Send out a mental message of thanks. They're omnivores, so a cheap way to reciprocate is to leave a bunch of bananas where it might find it just to see if it likes them. Don't get it hooked on something expensive.
Find a buddy who is open-minded, trained but not trigger-happy, and bring him with you on your mission to eliminate the possibility of humans. As you search the land, send out mental messages that you are only looking for humans and you mean it no harm. Stay close to each other and watch where you're walking. If there's a portal out there you don't want to accidentally disappear through it.
If it really is a squatch then you have a very rare opportunity before you on many levels. If it's rejecting your presence then you'll find out quickly by having to dodge rocks being thrown at your head. But, if you establish a peaceful coexistence with it, then you never know, that brass item could be one of many interesting and possibly shiny metal things that it's found. Plus you'll have a stealth master and apex predator looking after your property for you while you're gone. Good luck, and let us know how it goes.
I know my property pretty well. I have many small game traps around it and I like to reset them whenever I go to visit them. It's part of the weekend chores. Sometime I catch rabbits and racoons but sometimes I've noticed that some of my traps went off but with no dead critter attached it. Could've just went off by the wind or some other dumb shit. Could be a Bigfoot poaching my kills.
If it is a Bigfoot, then I wouldn't be to worried about it. Animals don't scare me and if Bigfoot is as smart as you say, it'd know I'm more worried about other people than I am Bigfoot.
I don't care if it lives near my cabin, I just don't want to see it. I'd rather make peace with it.
I'll give it an assortment of fruits when I go back on Friday.
Don't know about having a buddy out there with me. None of my friends are experienced outdoors men. But I will be combing the place when I get back
>I'd rather make peace with it.
>I'll give it an assortment of fruits when I go back on Friday.
Will you follow up with us and let us know what happens? Perhaps put "Texanon" in the subject field so we know it's you?
Yes I'll keep yall updated on what happens.
Well I am an Oklahoma anon and I can tell you without a doubt that you have goblins near you. Most likely you must have left something for them so they decided to give it to you the stuff as a gift. Maybe you dumped some food scraps. Goblins in this area are hardly ever dangerous so you shouldn't have to worry.
Do you mean gnomes?
Could be. Most folklore overlaps them heavily. Never managed to get close enough to one to tell what they really looked like. They are very small maybe 2 feet tall at the most. They are deffinitely here in Oklahoma so I wouldn't doubt they would be in Texas. Come to think of it the area where I have been seeing the little things is an area that floods somewhat regularly similar to a bog.
where are you OP
South East of tyler.
Wetlands near canton.
West of tyler east of canton.
OP became a sasquatch cocksleeve 🙁
But what about this:
The egg in a nest is an obvious sign of reproduction and birth. What if OP is being courted by a female squatch? He should consider this possibility.
And he should pray she doesn't demand oral..
I'm incredibly single and I haven't been with a woman in 3 months.
I'd be open to fucking a female squatch. But like if it showered at least once.
if the bell has any iron in it, that rules out fey.
that doesn't just mean fairies, but goblins and gnomes.
>if the bell has any iron in it, that rules out fey
iron or iron alloys act as fey repellant.
Iron has natural anti-magic qualities according to most mythology.
fey actually covers a lot of little magical critters like goblins and such, its not just fairys or gnomes.
Them's a squatch construct. They are trying to communicate with ya. Better stock up on .50 BMG rounds.
homosexual OP larping and setting up yet a other skinwalker story for le epic screen caps
Lol never thought I’d see a fellow East Texan on here. Keep your eyes peeled and be safe, but don’t let this ruin any fun or relaxation. This could be bored kids or gnomes.