>be me. >co worker starts chatting with me. >"do you have a girlfriend anon?". >no haha...

>be me
>co worker starts chatting with me
>"do you have a girlfriend anon?"
>no haha...
>"why not?"

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I will make it big then I will get a gf, now get away from me whore, got money to make

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People ask me this all the time, please stop asking me this

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >co worker starts chatting with me
    >"do you have a girlfriend anon?"
    >yes haha...
    >"cool, i wish i had one"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lie to female coworker that have a girlfriend
      >Years later friend tells me she was interested in me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she wouldn't be if you told her you were an incel though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          always say you just got out of a relationship even if you're in one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>"cool, i wish i had one"
      40 places to meet your future girlfriend

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >co worker starts chatting with me
    >"do you have a girlfriend anon?"
    >no haha...do you have a bf by any chance?
    >"no haha"
    >cool, we should do something about that

    it's really that simple

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would you feel bad.

    >No I don't. Not looking for one either.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      loser

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw legit introvert with zero libido

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"do you have a girlfriend anon?"
    If a girl asks you this, you always hit them with a
    >no, why? are you interested in applying?

    If a guy asks you this, that's awkward af so let them know.
    >no, why do you care? that's creepy bro

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tits

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Naked.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why not?
    >I enjoy being alone so much that the thought doesn't even cross my mind at this point. Besides, women represent stress and drama I can't not I'm really interested in handling. Also, I'm emotionally dead, I can't experience anything remotely similar to what you humans call pleasure or happiness, but even if I wasn't dead inside I'm too redpilled on women and relationships.
    >You need to go out more often. I have this friend who is interested in meeting someone. She's like 35 but looks 30, and have two beautiful kids. Shall I arrange a blind date, anon? I'm sure she'll make you happy,. also you didn't hear it from me but she's hot in bed, she'll blow your brains out
    Feel free to continue this conversation, kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no thx I'm not really in a place where I want to enter a new relationship

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >single mom with kids
      Fucking disgusting. I’d rather stay single than raise another man’s kids.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you grew up without a father, wouldn't you wish for one?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A stepfather isn't the real father. He's a cuck. She will always put her kids before him. He will never be truly respected by her.
          Why should I give a fuck for another man's children? I want my own, not another man's spawn.
          Fucking disgusting.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wouldn't you wish for a father of some type though?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I would rather be single than raise another man's children.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                same, wouldnt even consider it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek Imagine being such a weak bitch that you can't properly keep your girl in check.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate women. They are too promiscuous these days. Women don't deserve happiness. Woman's suffrage was a mistake. They are too emotional and susceptible to Marxist propaganda. This is undeniable fact.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Because I have 3 women talking to me and I'm trying to decide which one I want

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My girlfriend is an invisible anime woman. Stop being schizophobic.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you retard you blew your cover. they're gonna run you out now

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >she found out about my deo and icp bags

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at least it ain't shib

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at least it ain't shib

      Women get wet at the mention of crypto regardless of what it is.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Because I don't want one"
    Done.
    Jesus you guys are mentally ill.
    >"Why not? XD"
    "Too much responsibility and stuff like that I'd rather do other things"
    or
    "I'd rather commit and I'm not quite ready for that just yet"
    DONE.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Seething incel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't tell that without she being offended as a woman, she'll take your answer as if you were rejecting her somehow so to save face she'll spread rumors that you're a mysogynist who hates women of the female species

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just work in an environment of young roasties or something, none of them have bfs longterm

    Thankfully my coworkers are all over weed smoking, prescription medication abusing bunch. None of them have relationships and sidechicks how it is called
    The topic never comes up and I just don’t raise eyes as a KHHV

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Because I hate women"

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No woman can top me like my boyfriend can

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because having a girlfriend isn't my primary concern in life and I haven't met anyone too special yet. Why are you applying?

    That easy if it's a girl. I'm assuming it is because i feel like no guy says this to another guy unless they're gay.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't understand that most of the time when a woman says this she's flirting with you

    Jesus...

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >co worker starts chatting with me
    >"do you have a girlfriend anon?"
    >"Maybe, what are you doing tonight?"

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >give up all your free time and be bound by the mercurial whims of the average western woman
    nah I'm good I'll just keep my money, play video games and jerk off

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      complete loser

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Saving his time and mental health seems to me like a winner you homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A true sociopath. Enjoy it. We cannot. I wish I could.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mercurial is too divine a word to describe such folly.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yes, actually. She happens to be a two dimensional character from a 12 year old cartoon. Now if you excuse me I must be getting back to work.

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