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Be honest, are you happy with the size of you genitals?

Be honest, are you happy with the size of you genitals?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no i have a fucking pencil dick (5.3" girth). i'd give an inch of length for half an inch of girth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My dick is also thin, but that makes it easier to butt blast trannies I guess.

      My calling.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5.3 isn't pencil. 4.9 and under is pencil

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        everyone online is 5.5"-6"+ girth. it definitely feels skinny/mediocre to me at least. i'd rather be 6.5"x6" over 7.5"x5.3".

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally every study done about penis size has shown that self reported sizes are greatly exaggerated. Anything between 5-6 inches long and 4.4-4.8 girth is within average range in scientific studies. While all self reported ones have all those numbers shifted towards a higher end up by about an inch in both girth and length. So can either get your information from the dozen or so scientific studies or you trust the 300lb robot that his dick is actually 8 inches long with the girth of a pringle can.

          Some dick related things:
          1) Black don't have bigger dicks. American blacks have roughly the same size as whites. While African blacks can't be properly measured due to malnutrition in childhood.
          2) Micropenises aren't discarded in the data for being too small. They're not "bringing down" the average size. The same logic would have to be applied for giga dicks which are also not discarded.
          3)there's a fairly strong correlation between the ring finger being longer than the index finger in determining larger penis size. It has to do with the hormones that a fetus is exposed to in the womb.
          4)there are indeed massive dicks out there which more often than not end up being a burden than a boon. Women typically don't want a football up their cunt.

          More importantly there's a coordinated effort on LULZ to attempt to belittle and alienate men(daily, if not hourly, dick size threads). I don't know if it's just a retarded coomer, foreign agents, or just some schizo but you should never place your self worth on what you read on here.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >More importantly there's a coordinated effort on LULZ to attempt to belittle and alienate men(daily, if not hourly, dick size threads). I don't know if it's just a retarded coomer, foreign agents, or just some schizo but you should never place your self worth on what you read on here.
            I have a small penis and that's how I cope by making penis size threads, I don't want to belittle anyone.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              imposing your SPH fetish isnt "coping" for your size, its a degenerate fetishization of your own mental illness.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so i have a pretty average dick though by volume all things considering. still a pretty big insecurity.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a bunch of liberals, trannies, and other dysgenic homosexuals from Re.ddit that make those threads - some of them legit being feds and informants. It is a psyop to push lonely right wing men to violence and create a fake metanarrative to distract from the political economic woes of the collapsing west - a direct result of the all-out offensive from the ruling class

            Read Lenin and you'll understand

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I've read lenin, which of his works did you pull this from?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            American blacks are inbred so it makes sense they would have big dicks on average.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No one gives a damn about the average dicklet people are concerned if they are even comparable to the average guy who has sex aka a 7 incher.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have a 7.5'X5.0' penis. I've measured number times.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            More importantly theres a coordinated effort to stop whining about having a pencil cock

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >More importantly there's a coordinated effort on LULZ to attempt to belittle and alienate men(daily, if not hourly, dick size threads). I don't know if it's just a retarded coomer, foreign agents, or just some schizo but you should never place your self worth on what you read on here.
            it's bunkercels and leftypolcels. there is a lot of evidence supporting this

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            of course women dont want a arm up their pussy but women want their guy to have a big cock and they are very disappointed if he doesnt.

            what the average is doesnt matter at all since in the minds of women average=garbage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My dick is also thin, but that makes it easier to butt blast trannies I guess.

      My calling.

      I'd love to have 5.3" of girth, I'm almost 7" long, so that would be a great penis if you ask me
      however, my girth is roughly 4.5", so I have a serious case of pencil dick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        display dick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day retard
      t. 4.5" girth actual pencil dick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        looks skinny as shit to me man idk. i don't think it helps that i have a huge fatpad no matter how skinny and porn probably fucked up my perspective.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      >no i have a fucking pencil dick (5.3" girth)
      Oh fuck off.
      >tfw 5'' length and 3.9'' girth

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's abnormally small though.. do you have some sort of intersex condition? that's probably not far off from a micropenis by volume.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

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          https://i.4cdn.org/LULZ/1655743565308.png

          No fucking way, are you sure you didn't mis-measure? I kneel, King of Pencil Dicks.

          Sorry I misspoke a bit. It's 5.5''x3.9''
          >do you have some sort of intersex condition?
          Don't think so.
          >you sure you didn't mis-measure?
          Yeah. 14cm length, 10cm circumference.

          It's kinda funny too because when flaccid it's like 12cm x 9cm. But it doesn't get much bigger erect...
          Pic is flaccid with a bit of shrinkage.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're pretty jacked but got fucked in the dick department. Have you ever considered PE to get to an average length and girth?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

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              >Have you ever considered PE to get to an average length and girth?
              Haven't seriously considered it. Isn't there a risk of breaking your dick?

              do you roid? your balls look smallish. or are they just small because it was cold or what. if thats the biggest your balls get i wouldn't rule out some sort of intersex fuckery going on..

              >do you roid?
              Nope.
              >your balls look smallish. or are they just small because it was cold or what.
              They are pretty small naturally I guess. I don't know a good size reference. Maybe about the size of my dick head? Also yeah, it was a bit cold so they are tucked in.

              check your moles anon

              Idk maybe.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            do you roid? your balls look smallish. or are they just small because it was cold or what. if thats the biggest your balls get i wouldn't rule out some sort of intersex fuckery going on..

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            check your moles anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        No fucking way, are you sure you didn't mis-measure? I kneel, King of Pencil Dicks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        >3.9'' girth
        what does this even look like?

        plz post pic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i have a fucking 6 inch length 4 inch girth kys

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm sorry anon. this board and porn made me think anything below 6" girth is pencil.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In western men, the average is about 4-5" in circumference. 6" is actually too large for a lot of women and is beyond the desirable range. Anything over 6" is really just insanely huge.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Kinda... I like showing it off because it looks nice, not because it's huge even though I wish it was

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I have 22cm want to see ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sure oregano

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      sure oregano

      Sorry was sleeping
      Original

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hnnngh moar?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

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          If you are gonna post cocks put something next to them so we know how big you actually are.

          Sure
          Ori ori ginal

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            do a webm of you fapping.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Drop your kik

              Way less than you said bro, even if we include your past the balls starting line

              Sure thing anon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i don't use kik. just post it here. or more pics if you'd rather that, i think you have a fantastic cock. definitely ticks all the boxes for me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                Thank anon
                Original,very original

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                think i might have this one saved already lol. i wish i had a fwb with your dick to blow/worship. would love to see/hear you fap and cum.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                Yeah not the first time I post it on LULZ
                I use this angle with this background on a lot of photos

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                Thank anon
                Original,very original

                oof got some more?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                Thank anon
                Original,very original

                m-more pIs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                Drop your kik if you a girl or a cute femboy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                head looks like it would be amazing to suck on.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                Yeah the head big

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ty for sharing so much anon. there's a few robots who's dicks i consider perfect and you're definitely one of them. sexy as hell.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thank you also for all the anon who have a tight foreskin I recommend stretching, it worked for me going down to more than half of my head was painful before

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                Also here more pic on my penis

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                good Iord thats hot

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Way less than you said bro, even if we include your past the balls starting line

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you are gonna post cocks put something next to them so we know how big you actually are.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are ur pubes shaved? You a tranny or something?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

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          I can't shave ? I like it more

          [...]
          oof got some more?

          Here one with my foreskin on

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            your veins are hot as fuck. it looks so intimidating there lol.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

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              And they can be bigger

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no i wish i had a massive futa cock like pic related

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, 6.5" long (can get up to 7" if using a big dildo) and it seems proportional.
    I'd prefer a big hairy wet stinky roastie pussy though.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I recently discovered that being a retard and fapping with a cock ring a few times a day for the past few years has made my penis considerably larger and darker. I am not happy about this, too much girth is bad.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4,5" here,
    no because aaaaaaaa
    but also kinda yes because i developed an sph fetish

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4" here. There are certain positions I just can't do. But I don't much care about that. What I'm more insecure about is my inability to last.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would give 2 inches of length for girth. Being "large" length wise isnt the best. Most girls out there say they want a big dick when in reality they can not deepthroat it nor take it balls deep and it fucking sucks. I have been with only 12 women in my life and one was able to take it all regardless of hole.

    Everyone else I had to be constantly careful and it was always not as enjoyable as it should be. Porn and the troll threads on LULZ have warped the minds of guys on here. They watch some professional whore take a 12 incher and go "oh surely the girl at my school wants that and can do that"
    9/10 times she can not.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LULZ and mainstream porn convinced me im too small but i pleasured every girl ive been with and i hurt many by either hitting the cervix too hard or having too much girth. I guess some girls love monster cocks but sometimes just having a slightly above average dick like mine requires attention in order to not cause more harm than pleasure. Lots girls like to feel torn by big cocks but thats not essential. To cause an oegasm most girls need to be stimulated on the clitoris and the spot behind it internally wich is usually around just 3 inches deep. Truth is incels dont know shit about women neither in terms of sexual pleasure nor emotional behaviour. Im so sorry you are so socially inept and have such destructive culture...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Barely literate and complains about fucking irl women

  11. 2 weeks ago
    big brown cock guy

    Very much so, i have a very large cock

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No Id do anything to have a 9 inch dick.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >and i hurt many
    bazed

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, not at all.
    t. 6.5 inches

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey I started at that length but grew to 7.5 once I did PE.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rule of thumb for insecure fags overstating their penis size:
    subtract half an inch then round down for an estimate of the true size

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i used to lie about my dick size all the time because i'm 5.5" girth at the base and i'd say i was 5.5" girth. i absolutely don't lie about being 7.5"x5.3" midshaft girth now though. its a pretty unremarkable size bro. if i was lying i'd just claim to be 8"x6".

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, I wish I had 8 inches of girth. I'm greatly disturbed by the idea that my cock isn't girthy enough for my mom if were to have sex with her.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm 7'5-8"x like 6.5", so, yes, i am

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    You can't be insecure about your dick size if you never measure it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Measure it for us it's not hard just use your phone

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason Im a virgin is because of my penis size insecurity did I mention Im also black yh not having BBC is hell on Earth, white girls who cares about them you have no idea how size queenish black women are.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can you explain your experience with black girls?, are they really picky on the cock aile?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4'5 girth, 5' length

    of course not.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are those tops or shirts called where it just goes beyond the nipples??

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >8.1" by 6.3"
    It's nice because it's a standard-issue porn dick, but it reality it takes a lot of lube and foreplay to get it in.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no, but i was going around for years thinking i only had 5 inches, i hadnt measured since high school and it didnt seem like htings had changed but ive got 6 inches, thats average feel a lot better knowing that

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    No
    My dick smally

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a bit short length wise.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no, i want a retardedly huge dick that would never fit in a woman. i also want to produce gallons of cum and have no refractory period

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's what I consider average and the handful of women I've slept with have seemed to be more than OK with it (at least what they communicated to me, and I don't believe they'd be willing to lie/omit if it was). If anything the seemingly most unattractive thing about it was when I confessed/acted sad about it being to small, that's when they'd roll their eyes at me.

    Somewhat foolishly I wouldn't mind a bit of extra length and girth, make it go from average to noticeably big, if only for egos sake.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you had a gf or fuckbuddy that loved your size you wouldn't care at all. Doesn't matter how big or small your dick is when there's no one to fuck.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >6.5x5
    Sometimes I wish it was a little bigger but im forever grateful that I'm not a dicklet. It could be so much worse so I'd say I'm happy

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being a 5 inch dicklet is the main source of my problems

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some copium for the dicklets, the truth porn doesnt want you to know is that normal girls actually dont like huge dicks 9"+, its actually painful and uncomfortable and they can never do anal.
    Having a huge dick is actually just as much of a curse as a small dick.
    The truth is that most girls prefer an average sized dick 6-7" is perfect

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Horse dickers who cant go balls deep still cause orgasms in seconds

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dont think getting your cervix hit is pleasurable

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No one said cervix your dick is so thick that just moving it around slowly in a foid makes them orgasm in seconds

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feels good to be a slav bvll. Slavs have the largest average penis size out of europeans.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes and absolutely not
    it's all pretty subjective

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6 inches, would rather have a massive foot-long porn cock but I'm happy with what I got. Just glad I didn't end up with a small one all things considered.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah but I dont get to use them other than for masturbating

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every girl who's ever seen it has spontaneously complimented it which means it's either good or so obviously bad that they felt the need to preemptively give me a pity compliment.
    i don't know which it is

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no.

    the best penis size is about 8x6 which i sure as hell dont have.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My 18cm dick is the only part of my body I'm confident about

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. My left mine pp in poo orleans

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a 9 inch dick and the only woman i ever loved broke up with me because her vagina was too small for me to penetrate without hurting her. So no.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh boo hoo fuck off

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm like 7.5x5.1, I'd be very happy with another half inch of girth. I think that'd be the best dick size.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Yes.

    When i learned that porn dicks are just angle/lenses/forced perpective/tiny chicks

    99% of all male porn performers 6-8 inches

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Oops wrong pic, but still. It's ridiculous.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >women think that is an 8 inch penis

        Bros...it's over...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bruh if youre supposed to measure from the balls like that then im even more fucked lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

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          It's just faulty measuring for no reason.

          This is well-known pornstar Johnny Sins, clearly 7 inches.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So basically measuring tape is useless, use actual rulers that engineers use right?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ruler is fine
              just use as intended
              start from 0 not 1

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Retards actually start from 1?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      7 inches is still nice

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        Ofc lol. But porn tries to make them appear bigger than they actually are. Hence the dysmorphia/insecurity.

        https://calcsd.info/

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have an abdl fetish, so I wish I could get it back down to the size of a baby carrot/asian size, but it's over two handfuls and unfortunately too big for the chastity devices I'd like to use

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I heard if you start at your size then work down over several months you can shrink your penis not permanently but you will eventually fit into small cages.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    sure I think. Could be bigger but everyone could be a bit bigger. The only thing I hate is I have hair that grows up the entire bottom of my shaft to where I was circumcised. I wasnt fully circumcised so I pretty much have hair all the way to the tip of my dick when I'm soft. So shaving it is huge pain in the ass. I just got some nair for sensitive skin. Wish me luck.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im 7.2x5.2 and I want to be 9x6

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >6.7"x6.5"
    have to buy the second largest condoms in my country in order to fit them. still a kv so no idea how women would react

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >6.5 girth
      that's a lot of prep work unless she has a big vagina. get used to teeth blowjobs

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i just want a big dick to experience once a female going nuts over it, then i can go back to normal, i wish to see the lust on some hoe eyes, i never ever got that reaction, no crave, just usual boring shit, must be really fun to have a big cock.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    primrose

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    My dick hasn't been shaped in years dude community College is a joke

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Probably, though I should lose more weight, I'm nearing 6" girth mid-shaft but pretty sure I keep getting thicker further down

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all these bent cocks from porn addiction and excessive masturbation

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    what an interesting body you have. well at least you're uncut.

    >all these bent cocks from porn addiction and excessive masturbation

    most dicks have a little bit of a curve.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely not.

    You know, it's just weird how medical research is dominated by men, yet we still haven't come up with a safe way to enhance penises without damaging surgeries.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel weird about the size of my dick. When I was really skinny and had no fat pad, it looked large. Now that I am chubbier, it seems small. However, judging by all statistics, it's actually large, and life experiences have taught me that it's actually impractically large in some cases due to its thickness. I have measured it multiple times and with various methods due to insecurity. Porn has completely warped and brainwashed a generation of men into being unhappy with their bodies. Deep down, I'd like an extra inch of length, even though that would put me into the "impractically huge" category, especially combined with my girth, but the pornographic definition of sex has probably forever warped my brain.

    Quite depressing.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Size dont matter
    >fembots literally salivating over the hung anons in this thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fembots
      >Fem
      Lol. Size does matter, though. Women like their partner a large penis, even if it's just for the aesthetics and bragging rights to their friends. Chicks talk about sex a LOT (which is interesting because I have never spoken to my male friends about sex) and penis size comes up often. If you have a big dick, a chick will tell her friends 100% of the time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm a fag but big cocks visually look better. they're hotter flatout, if i'm looking for porn or dicks to fap to i want the guy to be huge because its more attractive to me. i also am a virgin and not interested in anal personally, but bigger dicks sound like a pain to fuck a lot of the time. all my fantasies revolve around blowing and jerking off hung dudes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fembots
        >Fem
        Lol. Size does matter, though. Women like their partner a large penis, even if it's just for the aesthetics and bragging rights to their friends. Chicks talk about sex a LOT (which is interesting because I have never spoken to my male friends about sex) and penis size comes up often. If you have a big dick, a chick will tell her friends 100% of the time.

        Why are you acting like I denied size matters?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i'm just saying i'm not a fembot and chances are no fembots frequent these threads on average because women don't care about dicks as much as gay men do. random dicks (apparently) don't turn women on. has to be attached to whoever they're dating or whatever.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. My cock is fucking tiny but I'm six feet. When I send pictures to girls who harass me online, they act like it's adorable or they think it's huge when it just isn't.
    It's great m8

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im fine with it my gf thinks it big despite it only being 6 inches its whatever dude

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let me settle it for you chuckle fucks

    From xnxx
    /video-13uc4t4c/is_size_important_i_explain_it_with_real_penis_and_secrets_to_woman_orgasm

    Fuck the spam filter

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    i want to frot with a hung robot so badly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Are you a girl or a cute femboy at least ? If yes drop kik I can send you vid of it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nope just a regular ole hairy homosexual lol. its why i'm not bothering you on discord.

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