>be Byzantine Empire in early 7th century. >Constantinople gets almost raped by Avar, Slav and Persian coalition

>be Byzantine Empire in early 7th century
>Constantinople gets almost raped by Avar, Slav and Persian coalition
>manage to still defeat them in a glorious final battle where you're outnumbered 10 to 1, which saves the empire and puts you back on track
>can finally consolidate your borders and regain former roman lands
>muslims appear and proceed to rape all your former enemies and you're forced yet again to fight for your survival for the next 7 centuries only to be destroyed in the end
Being a Byzantine emperor was literally nightmare mode

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    surprised that the eastern romans were able to withstand all this for a thousand years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were Greek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And? Roman is a nationality, not an ethnicity

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That would be like if America owned Iraq and then America was conquered and Iraq called itself American empire it some shit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ere able to withs
            No it would be more like if Britain and the anglosphere became a part of the US and then five centuries later the continental US was conquered. The rest of the anglosphere continuing to call and consider themselves the USA wouldn't be at all weird and, regardless, the Roman Empire was the official name. Byzantine is something coined by later historians

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >conquered
              Not really.

              >Byzantine is something coined by later historians
              It's been called Byzantium continuously since 650BC.

              A better example would be this
              >US congress officially declares Europe as territories of the American Empire
              >An Albanian assumes total control military control of the US Imperial military force
              >Makes Tentrikyo the state religion
              >Tells everyone that he's abandoning the Americas to fuck off to Britain
              >Which he renames after himself
              >Everyone who isn't a White American fucks off to Europe and Britain
              >He just lets the Americas fucking collapse as he literally loots every bank in the land for cash and ships it abroad
              >His descendants spend a few centuries killing eachother
              >One of them declares that he has RETVRNED to the religion that founded the British Empire: ANGLICANISM
              >The 1,000 years calling this polity and its inhabitants "America" and "Americans".
              >In the year 4,000 dorks on the holonet get really butthurt when you call this polity "the Empire of the British Isles" instead of "the Federal Government of the United States of the Americas".

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Retarded analogy
              It's more like if the north was conquered by Indians from Canada and the south survived and managed to reconquer up to California but then central americans took everything up to Mississippi but the South survived another 500 years and eventually reconquered Louisiana

              The empire was already divided into two empires when the west collapsed.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Retarded analogy
            It's more like if the north was conquered by Indians from Canada and the south survived and managed to reconquer up to California but then central americans took everything up to Mississippi but the South survived another 500 years and eventually reconquered Louisiana

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >not an ethnicity
            Roman was an ethnicity. Nobody was calling themselves ethnic Greeks in the 7th century.

            Roman was never an ethnicity it was a nationality

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Merely repeating it doesn't make it true. Roman clearly was an ethnicity which people identified with. The Isaurians were Roman citizens for centuries and were 'Roman nationals' but nobody saw them as Roman and even rioted because they were not seen as Romans. Citizenship didn't matter to if you were Roman or not.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Roman was never an ethnicity, it was a nationality.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Merely repeating it doesn't make it true

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Augustine actually bitches about this in City of God. The Greeks and Romans viewed themselves as two distinct ethnicities and didn't like Berbers like him claiming their achievements as his own, and this made him really butthurt. He also didn't like it that they kept viewing themselves as distinct ethnoses even as the Roman Empire's government became increasingly non-Roman and non-Greek.

                Roman was never an ethnicity it was a nationality.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Augustine actually bitches about this in City of God. The Greeks and Romans viewed themselves as two distinct ethnicities and didn't like Berbers like him claiming their achievements as his own, and this made him really butthurt. He also didn't like it that they kept viewing themselves as distinct ethnoses even as the Roman Empire's government became increasingly non-Roman and non-Greek.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >and didn't like Berbers like him
                Augustine was not a Berber lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Roman clearly was an ethnicity
                The original romans were ethnic Latins, Roman was never an ethnicity until Grecoids started their post Christianisation larp.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not an ethnicity
          Roman was an ethnicity. Nobody was calling themselves ethnic Greeks in the 7th century.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Byzantine's failings are due their own incompetence. Ottoman Turks shared the same geopolitical situation but conquered everyone around them. The Byzzies are the biggest state in that area, they should be expanding in all direction but instead they get bullied by everyone around them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost like mutliple peoples migrating into a region for literal centuries is hard to fight against. The Ottomans and Byzantines didn't share the same circumstances at all.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Being a Byzantine emperor was literally nightmare mode
    Christ-Tardism is weak.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well Justinian could have not been a retard and thrown away Anastasius 's massive treasury on a fools errant to conquer Italy from people who were half-roman anyways

    Take the W at reconquering the Vandal kingdom and engage in proper diplomacy with the Ostrogoths to draw them further into Imperial service, and maybe, just maybe, don't weaken your eastern border so much the Sassinds start getting bright thoughts

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's their excuse for fucking this up? they literally just had to follow the danube for the border

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