Based devices

Post the most based device you can think of.

I'm thinking of giving up smartphones, all Big Tech services, Windows etc. and this portable pc / phone could be good for me.
I just dont want to be a behavioral data collection slave anymore.

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >doesnt have scandinavian alphabet
    Sigh.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Use your tripcode maidfag. Stop evading my filters. Your threads are the worst on this board.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not her.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Then you're just as bad.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think there's some problem with the maid phone and its design?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know who "maidfag" is (or anything about your retarded eceleb tripfag drama) but the item in the pictures isn't a phone. I reverse image searched it. It's actually a hackable console designed for game development called "clockworkpi".

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Pretty cool.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It's a blatant ripoff of the original LULZ phone. He just added his maid autism all over, reduced the size of the phone and added a physical keyboard. The highlight of anything he posts is never about technology, it's the retarded maids.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Wate... are u saying the maidboi is the same guy who actually produced the clockwork pi?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but if you search "maidphone" on google, clockworkpi is the first thing that comes up. Yet the term doesn't actually show up anywhere on the page or in the source. Kinda spooky.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Doesnt work on Duckduckgo.
                That's just because Google unironically knows every fucking thing about the world. They have hoarded data to a point they know everything that can be known. Every connection, every implication.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't know about clockworkpi before this thread.
                >are u saying the maidboi is the same guy who actually produced the clockwork pi
                Not possible. Maidfag is an unemployed NEET who's against open sourcing his code. He has openly stated against posting his code on github. The clockworkpi is open source and has a github account.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Whether something is or isn't hosted on Github has nothing to with it being open source or not. Github is a proprietary site owned by Microsoft FFS.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yea I was just going to say this. I'm an open source and anti Big tech fag but I dont use github
                I'm an insufferable contrarian I guess

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yea I was just going to say this. I'm an open source and anti Big tech fag but I dont use github
                I'm an insufferable contrarian I guess

                what are good open source git repos

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Then stop spreading his maid cancer. He is already enough to ruin this board.
        >her
        Kek

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this is the most based advertisement i've ever seen i will buy 500 of your products

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bump for based maid phones! also gm euro dra/g/ons.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning. I'm a dra/g/on from Finland and it bothers me that the maid phone doesnt come with scandinavian special letters but I still might get one.
      Can it be used like a normal Linux computer with a graphical user interface or is it just weird terminal shit for programmers? I'm not a programmer or any kind of developer, I gave up on that shit. I just want to disconnect myself from normie tech so bad. I truly believe that there's tech for normies and tech for people like us. Currently we're all using the same crap and it has to end.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so what can you actually make with the devterm console that they have? can i make GIS-related applications for fun and shit?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      answer me

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How's that job search going?

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Maid "Dev" and its consequences have been a disaster for LULZ.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that maid homosexual is actually insane and will probably shoot up an elementary school soon when his delusions that you're all playing into compel him to

    [...]

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i used to follow his game of delusions long ago, back then jannies did their job and forced him to move between LULZ, LULZ and here

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    brace yourself for a sad and lonely life anon

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is there any modern device with a form factor like pic rel that runs linux and ideally has a track point?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >n900
      unfathomably based
      the F(x)tec Pro1-X phone would be the closest to what youre asking

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        can you run a full linux desktop on it? doing a quick google search it looks like it ships with android and you can flash either ubuntu touch or sailfish to it.
        my dream is to always carry a tiny debian xfce computer in my pocket.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          If it can run ubuntu touch, im assuming there's a way to run normal desktops on it, though I haven't checked

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >behavioral data collection
    its okay anon we that's just a cope excuse for your paranoid pedophilia

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's cucked. You give them your private data for free.

      Can it actually make phone calls?

      Yes, if you buy the 4G cellular version.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nokia E52

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      alternatively, Nokia N86
      >8MPx camera
      >8GB of built in storage + microSD card
      >two-way slider for keypad and media keys
      >media keys also work well as extra keys for Gameboy emulator
      >stereo speakers
      >amoled display
      >kickstand for comfy anime watching
      >tv out for watching on a big screen
      >made out of premium materials, this was pretty much nokias last high-end non-touch screen phone
      cant get much more based than this

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can it actually make phone calls?

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >You're from Finland home of Linus, use Linux, and don't program; you should be ashamed.

    I dont program because there's nothing I want to make. Almost all of today's programming is toxic and related to capitalism and behavioral data collection somehow. I dont want to further the dystopia by learning to program. But on the other hand, if I chose the opposite route, I would get no money, no followers, no recognition whatsoever. There's no hope.

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