>banks go down
>no one can get paid
>food stops showing up at the grocery stores
>gas stops showing up at the gas station
Anything else I should stock up on before Monday?
>banks go down. >no one can get paid. >food stops showing up at the grocery stores
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gold
How do I pay for things with gold
You'll learn.
The real answer is silver btw
Any israeliteelry shop will buy gold and silver coins.
If the banking system is frozen up do you have a solution?
Yeah. Lead and black powder. 🙂
SVB had twice as many bonds as a share of total assets than mainstream banks.
So SVB was just retarded and other banks should be fine?
The bigger ones SHOULD have a lot of checks in place, yeh. Retards are actually going to do a lot of panic withdrawals which will make things worse for the big bois.
>Retards are actually going to do a lot of panic withdrawals which will make things worse for the big bois.
it's actually completely rational to get to the front of a bankrun, especially if you want it to happen
They weren't retarded, the bonds were a good investment when they bought them. The rise in interest rates eroded their value.
https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/silicon-valley-bank-collapses-the-ghosts-of-2008-stir/
So can't we see which other banks hold lots of bonds and are next on the chopping block?
No of course you can't see that. Stop being antislonkmetic
>señor fuentes
Bullets
No they are all invested in SVB
they did a financial stress test of all major banks, and SVB passed with flying colors
Basically the whole system is a rotten piece of shit. It's unironically over and only talmudic scholars can conjure a magic trick to get us out of this pickle
>go to store
>steal food
>nobody stops me because money has no value
Yeah I'm thinking we're back
You wont be going back to that store because once the stock of food is stolen it wont get replaced.
Don't care, you go once. Steal. Then leave
We're facing the ultimate pump and dump. Get in. Grab jerky. Get out into the woods for a week. After naggers are done killing anyone walking around with a starbucks you can come back and do the "good thing" homosexualry stuff again
This is financial advice
>that'll never happen schizo
I've been schizo posting from tents for 5 years now. Meanwhile you pay taxes to watch Netflix uncle ted documentary.
My ancestors smile upon me imperial. Can you say the same?
they aint smiling on you if youre stealing
Fuck giga Hitler. You're unironically right
Here's the entrance, come inside fren. There's shitcoins down here to slurp
post camp larper
I DONT THINK THATS GONNA HAPPEN ANON. SORRY FOR CAPS. KEYBOARDS BROKEN.
NO PROBLEMS BRO> MY SHIFT KEY IS BROKEN> IT SUCKS BALLS THOUGH>
now you know how the 1930s were like.
Fantastic I can’t wait to repeat the 40s
>they're gonna just let the greatest scam in the hundreds of thousands of years of human history collapse
>they're just gonna let the Great People Farm fall apart
I mean maybe but I honestly don't think there's much anyone that doesn't already live in the country/Innawoods can do about it. They're not gonna stop collecting taxes so buy lottery tickets or invest in anything else that leeches tax money with priority maybe.
The IRS already has plans on how they'll collect even in the case society collapse
You'll pay up and you'll like it
Canned food, toilet roll, toothpaste, medicine, soap, ammo.
Lube and kneepads
I didn't ask about your mother's work uniform.
You should always have a full tank of gas regardless. For emergencies and stuff.
bicycle > any fueled vehicle
the minute you run out that vehicle is shit, but a bicycle runs on carrots.
How much shit can you carry on a bicycle?
Google "wicycle"
You seen fiddler on the roof? Turns out those slonkers were all doomsday preppers
if you're in shape and have a decent storage system (saddlebags or baskets on a rack are good) you can carry enough supplies to rough it for a week or more, i'd reckon.
the only challenge is keeping fed, you'll burn a lot of calories biking around, but that's inevitable in an economic apocalypse anyway.
put a stick through the seat and balance 100lbs on each side
It's a makeshift shelter.
Man shut up. Everyone is going to use their cars like idiots, and leave their bikes behind. You will be able to find one in everyone's garage easily.
You guys should seriously have a go bag anyways.
Yes. Like half you naggers don't even have a bottle of mucinex. Best case you have 20lbs of beans from chink aids days and some shitty REI flashlight
don't stress anon, there will be a bail-in before that happens.
i just need enough money to get to my bunker (apartment)
how fortified is your apartment
mine has one door in/out which can be barricaded.
it has a flimsy door and a giant window, i haven't gotten the chance to fortify it yet
Guys... this isn't The Last of Us.
yes it's better because the stakes are your own life and you get to win real stuff
It's gonna be.
>this isn't the last of us
No obviously not. It's the last of me. You already lost the game by not acting the moment stimulus checks came to any cunt that had a tex record
>>w-well I'm a techbro, ill just go out and buy tacticool gear and then kill you!
this has been my life for 5 years. I am unironically the "studied the sword" meme of doomsday prepping
You will die to a stick smeared with shit before you even have the chance to setup camp
how many rounds of 556 do you own and how much training have you done?
I'm gonna buy some toilet paper.
the most valuable asset in an apocalypse bank fail no bailout scenario where hordes of wild naggers roam the streets after all systems fail and nobody shows up for work, will be your car. being able to escape whatever bullshit youre stuck in will be the most significant factor in your long term survival. so if your car needs repairs, new tires, suspension work, engine work, get it done now before the dollar loses all value
need fuel for a car mate
Or simply dont live with naggers
T. Dane, safest place on earth
Feels elite. Nothing ever happens
ammo
Cigarettes
Bros I'm scared. All this doomposting on LULZ makes me think that nothing actually is going to come of this
Some retards bought shit stocks, that's kinda funny.
Just the bible and monero fren. Jesus is always there and the word of god protects you from evil. Just remember to smile every morning and have an upbeat 80s soft rock song to sing in the shower daily.
Jesus (PBUH) is a person.
Guns and ammo.
>>food stops showing up at the grocery stores
Urban retards are hilarious.
That actually happened around me deep into Covid. We're better now.
my wal*mart ran out of rice.
Haha, wow. I used to see empty shelves of all the bottled water except the brand with a bunch of salt in it.
I'm just going to take out my money slowly using cash back at the grocery store.
I've heard this scenario since 2003. Peak oil was a big thing around that time. Oil drum was a popular website.
GOYIM DO NOT GO TO YOUR BANK ON MONDAY TO TAKE OUT ANY CASH YOUR CASH IS SAFE GOY YOU LITTLE STUPID GOYIM
nothing is gonna happen my dude
I'm wildly obese and don't have a job to miss a paycheck from anyway. I'll outlive all of you lanklet wagies. You'll be dead in the streets from starvation months before I drop below 300 lbs.