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BAKHMUT: THE BLACK LINE IS 5km LONG IRL
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lol I can run that in 25 minutes
I woild take slightly longer but yes, i too could run that.
>5 KM in 25 minutes
>1 KM in 5 minutes
>200 Meters in 1 minute
Fat fuck, anybody could waddle there at that rate.
that is not how it works at all, confirmed for never running more than 2km in his life
I've run marathon as part of my after school activity requirement, fat fuck.
ypou dont have to lie like this
I didn't like it, but I had to do it if I wanted the right amount of credits to graduate.
But if a limp wristed nerd like myself could be dragged into shape, no excuse for anybody else.
Confirmed for never running more than 60 meters to reach the bus
I believe that's the point.
Any fat Australian slob could cover that distance it's so close
this
>>200 Meters in 1 minute
>hurr i can even run run 300m per minute or over 400, if i'm sprinting
yeah and do that for 10 or 20 minutes straight and you'll probably have a heart attack if you aren't a trained athlete.
Fat fucks always forget that distance running is much different than a short burst sprint.
I started with running a few years ago because I was an unathletic fuck and didn't want to get fat, mapped out a 5km distance on google maps and tried to run that, I felt like I'm fucking dying after 2 or 3km.
Took me a while to figure out that in long distance running you dont start with high speed (what untrained people would consider their normal "running" speed) and just grit your teeth through the distance, but you go slow speed that's barely considered running, focus on your breathing to make the distance, and then try to gradually increase the speed which you can run those 5km for each new day you try it.
Being able to pace oneself to optimally expend energy is indeed quite important in endurance-based activities. Reminds me of my grandpa's story from his early days in the sports club:
>"is endurance training time comrades"
>go to the stadium
>"today you run 10 kilometers!"
>everyone is cheerful and eager
>go to the start
>gun goes off
>everyone bolts
>try to out-run each other in a high-speed chase
>approach the lap marker with comrade instructor waiting
>already kind of winded from all the chasing
>"twenteeh-foar laps to-go~"
>everyone just slumps
He went on to do competitive skiing and cycling and was in a better shape than most young adults up until his 70s so he's set a good example imo.
The average man walks at 4mph, 1mile/15minutes, I sure hope your fatass can "run" it in 25minutes
post time
that’s not really impressive dude
I went to high school with a kid who could do it in just over 16
and he wasn’t even the state champ
let's see your time mutt
that's not really impressive dude
I saw an athlete on tv who could do it in just over 13 minutes
and that isn't even the world record
this kek
morbidly obese mutts think its impressive cause they saw someone else do it and thus think its easy
>Not impressive
>He was going faster than the best marathon speed
Running 5KM in 16 minutes is extraordinary.
Doing it in 25 minutes is impressive and shows you're in good shape.
That's a good time for someone who's not a competitive athlete, I don't get the autistic replies.
Positively speedy considering the average /misc/lack is 5'8" and 240lb
I can't run
My fastest 5k wa 29:32
Good job
I could run that in 21:46 and I’m not even training for a race
Kek good for you, so good and join the fucking army you preening homosexual cunt.
how many km/miles per week
14:57, 55-70 miles per week, got my ass kicked in college so quit and had a normal life
thanks for informing us, another one to draft list
19:30 was my best, 190 cm and 64 kg with abs, not ideal and have bulked up considerably since
40 miles a week here, speed training is what matters alot
you must be retarded if you think any self serving White man will fight ANOTHER brother war you homosexuals
conscientious objector all the way
>you must be retarded if you think any self serving White man will fight ANOTHER brother war you homosexuals
in fact, if you actively choose to die for NATO and a twerking israelite then you are objecitv4ely not white no matter what you look like.
>190 cm and 64 kg
Lmao are you a literal twig? I'm 185cm and 95kg. Most of that is unironically muscle. Can't run more than 4.5km in 30 minutes though.
>185cm and 95kg
Are you a twink? I'm 180cm and 137.5 kg. Most of which is unironically muscle. Can't run at all though.
>very poor cardio
>BMI 42
>"pure muscle"
nagger, your heart is strained to its limits, no matter what tissue it 's that causes you to be overweight. Go to a doctor and get yourself checked before you fucking die, holy shit.
Pure cope, whiteboy can't compete with my pure ancient iranian physique
>Can't run more than 4.5km in 30 minutes though
Funnily enough that is my limit as well
That being said lately I'm using that skiing device to go easy on my knees since im 185/110.
>conscientious objector all the way
Based, so fucking based!
You can not "run that" in 25 minutes, I guarantee you. It is uneven ground with soggy, marshy terrain in between.
i could gallop that distance in about 2,000 side hoops
nobody cares about bahamut
he is a weak summon anyways
way overhyped
who cares about your burst damage
warrior will always outsustain you in every fight
warrior is better in every possible way
figures that the fftroons would defend zeplaland
Tell us you know nothing about area control without telling us.
You realize there is not 2mil russians between the line and it does not matter?
It was 4.5, then 4, and now 5. The line is constantly shifting, and may eventually close. Russia has been losing 3x more men than Ukraine in that city, so every day Ukraine holds it is a victory for Ukraine. If they can hold until May (unlikely) when Ukraine begins their counter offensive then they'll never lose the city.
Russia is losing three times more men? The Ukranians are getting mowed down by hundreds a day. The average life span on the front line there is four hours.
the ghost of the ghost of kiev has been racking up numbers recently, he's been running over Wagner in his leopard-2 like in command and conquer
Nice source homosexual
>copemutt
It's over piggies.
A black line just flew over my house
I could skip-skap-dillydoodle-heehah-hop'n'jive that in about half a shing-ding of a tallywhacker.
You can add 2 km from each side easily. They should make those maps with contested filter
Legit question:
Why isn't Ukraine backing out?
Getting trapped is shit tier strategy.
I could literally skedaddle that stretch before the sun reaches the two thirds easterly quadrant
>Why isn't Ukraine backing out?
Yeah they could have done like russians in Kherson or Lyman/Izyum
But apparently russians are homosexuals
They must have pretty defensed positions and a good number of troops
I doubt it will hold much longer, it's been already 6 months
Literally nothing you just said makes sense, wop.
>russians are homosexuals for not wasting manpower on a lost cause
lol
Just look at the Nazi strategy when the allies attempted to take Italy.
The idea was never about outright denying territory; it's about delaying and wearing them out.
Currently Russia's expending way much more resources just inching into this small city.
>wearing them out by getting surrounded and 50k troops captured
Jesus christ americans are so dumb it's unreal
There's only a couple hundred fighters left in there.
It's just that they are well positioned and areas where the Russians can get in are booby trapped.
I won't be surprised if some areas are now just rigged to explode the moment the defenses have capitulated.
You got any sort of proof for that claim? It seems just as likely the russians killed or captured most of men holding that city.
Just look up the interviews with the fighters in Bakhmut with DW from a week ago.
Most have already repositioned, a few remained out of duty or were local and refuse to leave.
They literally said, " If they are to take it, we'll make sure they pay a heavy price for it"
Well the thing with explosive Bobby traps is they only blow once. Russia sending waves defeats that in two waves.
How many troops can selenski really afford to lose?
You mean how many fighting aged males are still in Ukraine? At least 5 million+
But relying on any side of the conflict to run out of manpower is nothing but cope. They both lost in a year what was lost in a month in ww1/ww2 and those countries didn't fold either.
I'm not sure they actually have 5 million. by my own pessimistic estimates russia only has 3 million young men, there's no way ukraine has more. they've been losing lots of young people every year since 2014.
I'm talking fighting aged males, meaning anything from 18-45 (that's at least what counts as "draftable" in The Netherlands). Used to be 40 million people there, around 8 million left with most of them being women and children. leaves 32 million people, lets say half is male, 16 million, half of that is outside the age range, makes 8 million, then scrap all the ones who are not suited. I'd think 5 million is a reserved estimate.
Germany in WW2 managed to mobilise 42% of their male population. Plenty of factors why this isn't posible for Ukraine now but what it comes down to: running out of manpower is pure fucking cope.
>Just look at the loser's strategy of getting pushed back
>Doesn't read history as to why the "Soft Underbelly" strategy didn't work
Lol
Yea prisoners are a precious fighting force. More worth than anything. Wow
Russia's expending way much more resources just inching into this small city.
except all russia is expending is their prison population the few losses they are taking at Artyomovsk actually benefit Russian society.
>muh Russia is tiring
History would like many words with you.
>History would like many words with you.
Yeah, it's called "Russia only wins defensive wars and loses everything else"
>Russia only wins defensive wars
this is the same kind of historical revisionism as making the French out to be cowards that surrender at the drop of a hat
Except the allies just went around and took the rest of western europe. Italy was defended through static lines and defensive geography, Ukraine doesnt have that.
the irony of this statement is that Russia has been doing this with NATO. they're spending so much on Ukraine that they'll be exhausted even if Ukraine comes out ahead, giving them an incredibly strong position to make deals afterwards
i think it comes down to Zelenskys image. and not like his brand but this is a guy who is locked in to be one of histories heroes as le brave israelite who defended his homeland against evil russian nazis. hes on Time magazine already. when the war ends he will go to Israel and become some kind of political entity over there. he doesnt care how many ukranian goys die; he is a russian speaking israelite with a gold plated escape route to the holy land
no one is going to frame the story as this retard who stubbornly kept sending goobers into a meatgrinder, hes going to be a resolute and determined leader against impossible odds, who answered the call of duty despite being a gay comedian to stand up against foreign aggression. if Zelensky retreats then instead that image leers more towards indecisive and uneducated dunce
like he keeps firing all the military commanders who oppose his idiocy. this whole war from the NATO perspective is to rehabilitate the image of israelites in the mindset of common people on a basically global scale
its possible they already removed all their veteran troops equipped with western equipped and replaced them with more expendable units made up of either very young boys or very old men
propaganda purposes. What would Americans on Tiktok think about a Ukranian withdrawl vs evil Russians genociding yet more ukranians.
How many hand eggball fields is that ?
>BAKHMUT: THE WHOLE CITY IS 15km LONG IRL: Discuss.
lel
I follow this Czech mercenary who fights on Ukraine's side, this is his latest cope
Report him for inciting violence by calling for a lynching. Not to Twitter but the police.
5km is tank gun range
2.5km is 80mm mortar range.
The Russians don't even need to use their heavy guns now, they can bring in their squad carryable munitions and concentrate the 152mm stuff on high priority targets.
Assuming you mean 81mm it's like 5.7km max range. It can go further but not as accurately
Ukies will surrender and then be chilling in Turkey. Like it was with Azovstal
good job russian bros! you kicked the evil nazis out of bahmut!!!
but in all seriousness fuck the israelites. fuck the idiots who would die for global homo. fuck putin for letting israelites have way too much power in russia.
fuck Put to letting Yevgeny Prigozhin, a fucking israelite to conquer bahmut. its a israelite vs israelite war with stupid goys dying for israelites.
fuck all of this
realostically how many ukies are getting abattoir'd in there?
About 1/10th the amount of Ukrainian children and elderly that were abducted into the Ukrainian armed forces. And according to /uhg/ the only people dying on Russias side are Wagner prisoners so it doesn't really matter.
Bakhmut had no importance other than a method to slaughtering Ruzzists
Nice cope
Too bad the Russians are taking basically no losses in Bakhmut
>Russians are taking basically no losses in Bakhmut
>this is your brain on ruzzist telegram
don't you have some videos of artillery firing in slowmo to watch?
Prigozhin himself described it as a meatgrind. that said, Ukraine is losing whatever it has left of its best units, meanwhile Russia convicts & mercenaries.
I jogged that distance + today
>5km
How many cars is that
hmm
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How many Ukrainians are estimated to be encircled? What's the holdout population there
It's called the Buaklant dear. Many try and run it, few live.
>I'm here in Kromove
I could cross that in 2 minutes in csgo
>Chernobylat
The Russians are advancing at a rate of just over 357 meters per day too. Can anyone do the math to see how long it will take to close the pincers? I don't feel like into math on weekend.
about 2 weeks
Well, they don't really need the entire black line, right? just that bridge in the north and a blockade on the H-32 and they can just snipe motherfuckers in the middle.
wait didnt UA arty run out of ammo in the area do they mean in the city or around the city i thought arty had 100/mile range so i dont understand do they mean the arty in the city or in the UA arm forces?
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Black line is irrelevant. What matters is there is a short range position on both main roads O0506 and T0504 of no more than 300 meters which is close enough to mow down everything with snipers and machine-guns. Not even paths leading out West anymore. You have to fight your way across fields, marshland, creeks and forests with a huge pond blocking a large part of the escape route making the actual retreat corridors very predictable. It's looking real bad. The people who called for a full retreat half a month ago were right. The people who were joking about Bakhmut being captured in two more weeks two weeks ago were right, too.
I can Razor scooter that distance in like 10 mins
>Discuss
sdf
>can't Ugledar
>can't Avdeevka
>half mobilized dead and wounded
>can't Bahmut
Day 373 of the two weeks special military operation.