B-blowjob tips plz... idk how to...

B-blowjob tips plz... idk how to...

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    contrary to the name your not really supposed to blow on it

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Practice using a wiener-like object that isn't going to break in your mouth/throat. In otherwise don't use a banana. Maybe a small dildo that you can *easily* pull out. Don't risk choking to death on something stupid.

    Get use to the feeling of an object sliding down your throat. DO NOT bite. Use your tongue. Be passionate. Want that wiener in your mouth more than anything in that world. Stay down while he cums, give him control. Show him the cum on your tongue and let him tell you what to do with it. Keep sucking after he cums if it wants. Find a comfortable position. Endurance is key.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      not op but holy frick thank you anon this was so succinct HAHAHA teenage me would be judging today's me so hard

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why do u wanna know anon (wanting to know how to give someone head isn't a valid answer)

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no. way you actually speak and type like this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      clearly jealous

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        jealous of a larper who probably passes less than me? yeah kinda

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's ok anon, you pass in my eyes 😉 (meaningless)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What am i larping as... i just neee advice.. :*(

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >i just neee advice
            why tho anon???

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Bc im trying it out rlly soon,,, im nervousss 🙁

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    blowjob "tips"
    funny :3

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you want to open your jaw basically as wide as you can to avoid teeth, and use your tongue/throat/suction. dont forget to focus on other places than just the head, like the big vein that runs along the backside of the shaft. passion and enthusiam is really hot, but also be ready to let him take control and determine the pace (if you can handle it). also if you really want to drive ppl crazy, do lots of hot foreplay like licking/sucking thru underwear, and wiener worship. pull his boxers down after a hot day and let it throb on ur face, kiss it and take it in, guarantee both of you will be in the mood
    >t.ripgay who gives amazing head

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dayum, now I want head 🙁

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I love giving head but so many guys are boring and total pillow princesses that make you do all the work

        > do lots of hot foreplay like licking/sucking thru underwear, and wiener worship. pull his boxers down after a hot day and let it throb on ur face, kiss it and take it in
        god, thats so hot

        CW is 10/10

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >so many guys are boring and total pillow princesses that make you do all the work
          I feel like you both gotta be comfortable, coz if its a noobie giving head, she might not be able to follow along with you taking the lead, but It's person to person I say.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > do lots of hot foreplay like licking/sucking thru underwear, and wiener worship. pull his boxers down after a hot day and let it throb on ur face, kiss it and take it in
      god, thats so hot

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't practice on phallic objects. That's homosexual shit.

    Grt yourself a boyfriend and you'll get good in no time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I entirely disagree. So long the object is safe and easy to pull out, being able to understand what having something in your throat will feel like helped me so much in knowing what I was in for and controlling my gag reflex.

      The pressure of performance can ruin a novice's view of something they could potentially love. Even 5-10 minutes of practice without that pressure can go fricking miles.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you could have a super open bf whos willing to let you practice tho

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe, but the cold hard truth is that alot of boys and girls will be giving their first BJ to some drunk butthole at a house party

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            dose OP sound like shes doin that tho?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Who knows. Mother fricker could be going to an 8 hour glory hole booth tonight

            Also a lot of boys say they're nice until they get horny and impatient. Then they're grabbing your hair, yanking you down. Frick I even do this without thinking.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe shes nervous about giving her bf head for the first time

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe? What's your point? Hope for the best, prepare for the worse.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Y-yeah hes rlly big.. so im scared 0///0 idk if im ready...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's your first time, take it slow, if he's your boyfriend he shouldn't mind, you got this anon!

            Bc im trying it out rlly soon,,, im nervousss 🙁

            I salute you anon

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Would he be mad if i chicken out and we just make out a bit

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No I wouldn't be

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Look up Sasha Foxxx

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i like it better when they are nervous and have no idea what their doing but i’m probably pedo idk

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      homie what

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dude— please get the hell off NSFFW and see a doctor?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    t4t how do I get my gf to become better at sucking dick? I pride myself on my ability to suck dick better than most people, and can easily make her cum in under a minute but I rarely feel much from when she gives me head. I already have a low libido so I am unsure if it's a problem with my sensitivity, but after thinking about it more I'm convinced if I sucked my own dick I could make it work. I don't want to suggest to her that she is bad at it.

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