Average Height of World Cup Teams

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Mexico
    >smallest dicks
    >smallest height
    They can't stop losing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wtf how did you remove the leaf?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >177cm
      never gonna make a world cup squad, am I?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tunisia/portugal are about the manlet cutoff

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >france 3rd
    didnt know nignogs were so tall. i thought they were slightly below us average. but maybe they just have a large standard deviation on height and football selects for the highest, just as basketball does in the states.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously all the Ququmba’s that are 6’4” by age 11 are selected through the youth ranks to make it pro.

      Kante is a statistical anomaly he was never meant to make it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know man. black people are tall. obviously there is going to be small blacks but the tall ones are taller than anyone

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on the African nation

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Even in the usa the average height of american blacks is slightly lower than whites and you've bred those bucks specifically to be tall and strong

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          but in the netherlands the blacks are taller than US blacks. the tallest people are the dinka tribe but the shortest people are pygmies which are black

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            the tallest men are in Herzegovina

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            that would be south sudanese. pretty much the tallest people in the netherlands

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            no

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lloris, giroud white
        benzema, rabiot arabs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Least cucked am*rican

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      France has a bunch of 195cm+ giganogs
      they certainly exist despite blacks generally being shorter than Europeans

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know man. black people are tall. obviously there is going to be small blacks but the tall ones are taller than anyone

      blacks are shorter when you account for total population
      this is true if you compare countries, and if you compare races within a country
      obviously with athletes you are not looking at an accurate representation of a population, so a team can have blacks that are taller than whites, or the exact opposite
      means nothing of an overall population, like serbians arent the tallest on earth, nor are we taller than the spanish

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The blacks in africa are shorter because they starve, the blacks in france are actually so they grow to be tall

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Argentina
    JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If they hadn't called Lisandro Martinez their avg height would be 5 cm higher

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You are also manlets.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        tomatela enano llorón

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      mesi is pulling them down

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    source?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not being European

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dutchbros.....

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's our blacks, Frimpong, Malacia etc are midgets

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All that height and Serbia still stinks

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How is Iran kinda tall but Saudi on the short side? Don’t they share some genetic overlap?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you moronic? They are comparing two tiny pools of people (26)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Are you moronic?
        Look at the flag

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      iranians are not arab

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unexpected Senegal

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >serbia

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've been in Belgrad couple years ago and can confirm that it's fricking full of tall chads. I'm 6′1 and every second random dude on the street was taller than me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've been in Belgrad couple years ago and can confirm that it's fricking full of tall chads. I'm 6′1 and every second random dude on the street was taller than me

      Serbians are just tall gypsies.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting how they're still bigger than each of the countries average, i guess there is some advantage in being taller in football even if it has a reputation as a sport for manlets

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Serbia and Poland suck though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The best height for a man is between 5’10 to 6’2. You may disagree with me but this is the most optimal health wise and aesthetic wise

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cope

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The only height suitable for a man is 6'6 to 7'2.
        Any other argument is soccergay cope

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Inb4 manlet and lanklet cope

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There is a clear advantage for tall defenders, goalkeepers and slightly for strikers. So at least 6/11 players will be taller than the average male

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Paolo Rossi, Cannavaro and Zoff are fricking manlets and possibly the best you've had at their respective positions.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I know, but when making general statements it is assumed that one is referring to averages of distributions. There have been manlet NBA players and amateur lanklets, but basketball still favours tall people

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          none are the best at their positions for italy
          del piero, totti, baggio are far better than rossi
          maldini, baresi are far far better than cannavaro
          buffon is better than zoff

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why is height advantageous for defenders? For defending corners?
        >sorry only played 4 years as kid

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Messi
    >Lautaro
    >Julian
    >el Papu
    >Lisandro
    makes sense

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hmm brazil bros? serbia is looking scary

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Didnt stop us from winning 2-0 last wc with a worse squad

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We also have the shortest player in the world cup.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >our team is shorter than costa rica
    >costa rica is the 2nd tallest team from the Americas
    >costa rica is taller than any south American team that qualified

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      probaly that one big homie bringing up the average

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >self reported

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Since when does height matter in soccer?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Balance?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Height is a hindrance to balance.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ghana are manlets

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I never noticed this at the time when I was in Ghana but yeah, people over there are generally pretty short.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Am I secretly Danish?

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the Dutch getting exposed yet again as manlets

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      their team is genetically all over the place

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      got the longest tho

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WTF Dutch bros? You said you was all tall.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute state of Ghana

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being btfo by a bunch of manlets

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fricking modric ruining our score

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Manletbros, they're mocking us again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      let them laugh
      the richest and most powerful people in the world are manlets

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >manletina
    Oh no no no no HAHAHA

    even worse they'll be going against the tallest nations in the R16

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >smallest average height is still taller than me

    Should I just kill myself, lads? (after the world cup of course)

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >maradona, pele, messi, and you could argue di stefano
    all manlets

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >what generalities about countries with millions of people can we discern from a selection of 26 people

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is it your belief that Mexicans or Arabs are on average taller than Serbs or Danes

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Argentina is manlet city

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I thought argies were white
    At least whiter than Equador

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    manlet bros... this wc is our last chance to get even

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Now show wiener size. Ok it’s the only measurement that matters.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why serbia so taller than croatia

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Croatia are small Med twinks. Serbs are Nordic chads.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      because we have excellent midfielders (all short except for Sučić) and they fell for the tall midfielder meme

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is there any old school 9s who are young?
    everyone is a manlet in attack now,missi killed football

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