All aboard the crazy train Don’t stick your D in C.
Fallout after first date, capped by rmcoop27. Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
Car dealership commercial done right threatens to kill you, you asshole Don’t bring your wife, they’ll fuck her. GUARANTEED.
Car dealerships that won’t threaten your life are cucks. You’d buy a car here, you schmuck. Just don’t bring your wife, they’ll fuck her. GUARANTEED.
Crackhead shows off sick Street Fighter moves Scaring potential attackers off by out-crazying them is as viable a survival strategy as any.
In the Darwinist dog-eat-dog world of the homeless, scaring potential attackers off by out-crazying them is as viable a survival strategy as any. This clever hobo has opted for an intensely theatrical rendition of random Street Fighter moves that confuse and dazzle.
Battlefield 3 C4 trolling Exquisite supercut of reactions from people who take games way too seriously.
When you attack your own team mates you have almost twice as many targets — twice as much fun.
The worst story I’ve ever come across and that definitely really happened the most Cat fight evolved.
“Femanon here. My best friend in high school (and for years before) was prettier than I was. Her boyfriend in freshman year was a guy I liked, but he didn’t like me that way. She was pretty conservative and didn’t put out, but I managed to convince him that what wanted to be raped, that it was her secret fantasy. He did it. Afterwards she cried on…
New movie tells the story of Epic Beard Man — but changes the races "Based on a true story" movie will cast an hispanic in place of our white transit hero, and white neo-nazis in place of the black amber lamps guy.
Of course you remember Epic Beard Man. The massively viral February 15, 2010 bus fight spawned a multitude of memes — amber lamps! — and the fighting prowess and unintentional comedy of homeless gentleman Thomas Bruso earned him a permanent place in the internet’s black heart. The AC Transit Bus fight was an altercation between two men aboard a transit bus in Oakland, California, in the United…
Fainting kittens is the most adorable genetic deformity ever As far as debilitating muscle diseases go, this one is hard to top.
You may be familiar with that fainting goats video that went viral many many moons ago. It’s a condition called “congenital myotonia,” an aversion to loud sounds that makes the animal afflicted with it “faint.” And apparently kittens can get it. And look adorable doing so. That is really freaking adorable. Kind of cruel (though the animals aren’t hurt by this), but adorable. As far as debilitating…
The Pokemon conspiracy A /b/tard explains his plan to become real life Pokemon master.
>Adopt six very young children >Make them each wear different pokemon costumes >Build giant pokeballs and place beds in them as rooms >Homeschool them and teach them moves like tackle and headbutt >As they get older give electric pokemon tazers, fire pokemon propane torches etc.. to perform more complex moves >When they are bad make them hold a rock that I call “the everstone” that stops them…
Give 2,500 fucks a minute with ‘The Fuck Saw’ According to stats you're probably a fat slob, so here's an actual product that will solve your embarrassing problem.
At some point in your married life, fisting isn’t as romantic as it used to be. But your fellow hog of a wife still needs pleasing, so wat do? An actual product being sold for $169 + shipping will solve your problem. That’s a lot of money for a gadget, but it can hammer her hidey hole at impressive 2,500 strokes per minute. Quotes from the sales…
Study of Facebook statuses reveals when people break up Unsurprising but interesting.
David McCandless and his team scanned through 10,000 status updates to do some trend analysis on when people announce breakups on Facebook. Christmas Day is the least heartbroken of all, and there’s a big peak in breakups right before Spring Break. Most breakups happen on Mondays. Watch his full TED talk on the beauty of data visualizations here: Via Mathias Mikkelsen.
Man turns goat into bagpipes and it’s super normal Sounds of death from a super-dead, glossy-eyed taxidermied goat.
I love goats. I hate bagpipes. So imagine my confused terror at the sight of a man (whose name, I’ve gathered by the video’s description, is Risto Todoroski from Sydney, Australia) emitting the sounds of death — because, let’s face it, bagpipes are the exclusive soundtrack to funerals — from the cleaned carcass of a super-dead, glossy-eyed taxidermied goat. Todoroski doesn’t just blow into dead goats to…
7 hilariously stupid self-defense systems that will get you killed dead As long as there’s an Internet, there’ll be people utterly incapable of defending themselves – especially against people saying “Buy this, it’ll totally help you defend yourself!”
As long as there’s an Internet, there’ll be people utterly incapable of defending themselves – especially against people saying “Buy this, it’ll totally help you defend yourself!” Belt Clip Cyclone Knife This is the opposite of self-defense: a product which actually it more dangerous to be you, even when there’s no-one around and it’s turned off. If you looked at the tri-bladed thumb remover and asked “How…
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