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Tariq Nasheed: Hurricane Florence rescue crew conspiracy to mass murder black people

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Prominent liberal thought leader and filmmaker Tariq Nasheed has a unique take on Hurricane Florence: white rescue crews, triggered by a racist hand signal sent over the TV, are secretly rounding up and killing black people during disasters. Archive: The theory was laid out in a Sep 16 thread…

Reddit crowdfunds AM/WF porno to trigger 4chan — and it’s working

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UPDATE: Interesting new twist to this story, which appear to have backfired on the subreddit. Updates posted in bold text down below. Revenge porn just took on a new meaning. Subreddit /r/aznidentity has successfully crowdfunded and produced a custom Asian Male-White Female (AM/WF) porn shoot to strike back at 4chan…

NY court to determine if Maddox is legally a ‘cuck’

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Older readers may remember The Best Page in the Universe and its caustic childrens’ art critiquing writer, Maddox (George Ouzounian). The comedian has in years since hemorrhaged humor almost as fast as relevance, and he is now suing approximately half the internet for making fun of him online. The latest…

Twitch forces black streamer to submit DNA analysis over african cooking show

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Streaming giant Twitch has caused outrage after banning an African-American girl for her Africa-themed cooking show and seeming to accuse her of being a white cultural appropriator. The girl — youtuber Brittany Venti — was then forced into the humiliating position of having to submit an actual DNA analysis to…

Antifa activist DEMOLISHES My Little Pony nazis in emotional video

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The internet is in love after transgender Antifa personality Christine Chandler decided she’s had enough of nazis in her My Little Pony and uploaded a savage take-down featuring gratuitous Christmas tree dismemberment. “You freakin’ nazis,” begins the viral video. “I’m going to kick you all out of Equestria!” Christine then…

Why are women and people of color being excluded from cryptocurrency?

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You’ve heard of Bitcoin’s atmospheric rise from pennies to thousands of dollars. TV, radio, internet — it’s everywhere. And maybe you’ve had the thought that you might very well want to become one of these Bitcoin millionaires. Easy, right? Even the old folks are doing it. Just head on down…

Haunted house shut down because of claims it might be offensive to psychos

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The jihad on anything fun continues. A Californian theme park has shut down an asylum-themed virtual reality attraction after a crying fit onslaught. The busybodies at the gate claim the experience appropriation is offensive to psychos, the intellectually impaired, and possibly even demons due to its supernatural themes. Marketing materials…