what’s the back story on how aussies came to enjoy this shit. who was the homosexual aussie back in the day who was like
>hey mates come try this shit I made
>it tastes like literal ass
>let’s make it a staple of our countries eats!
aussies unironically eat this shit
says diabetus rex, the goyslop king.
Watashi wa kami no goyslop tbh
> [pic] - two mince pies
Has meat mince not fruit mince.
Fucking seppo retards
Chi-gyuu
Says the bug man eating irradiated sea bugs.
Okama San funny man, we are still allied in hearts.
ONORE KUSO!
Best takes both of you. I dont know which one is better kek.
>he's never had a honey and vegemite sanger
why even live.
honey? wtf
do it.
Australians are dirty dusty people
fuck off
you're losing and you dont even know it
>sanger
it's a sarnie you fuckin colonial
We don’t speak poofter
>he tips his brewing yeast down the drain
Brewing yeast? I have brewing yeast, can i turn it to vegemight?
nah just turn your vag yeast into bread and become an hero.
>https://www.womenshealthmag.com/life/a19938916/woman-makes-bread-with-vaginal-yeast/
>can i turn it to vegemight?
vegemite is the stuff left over after brewing beer
>I have brewing yeast, can i turn it to vegemight?
Yes. It's basically just yeast extract, which is made by heating the "spent" brewing yeast to a certain temperature and holding it there for a while. Look up exact temperatures and timings, it's quite specific.
Its alright. Just use it sparingly. Good for ya bro. Its got b12, b2, b1844, vitamin c,
Nice, would love to try it one day. How does the taste compare to bovril? I'm guessing a lot stronger.
Bovril tastes more like salty beef, similar but still distinct. I personally like Marmite and Vegemite a lot more than Bovril though. You can certainly order any of the above through eBay, though I'm not sure of the exact policy SA has about Bovril since it contains beef. I'm pissed off that we can't buy genuine Droewors and Biltong from SA here. I'd also recommend Oxo beef stock from England to simply drink or make a beef stew with. It's a really good thing to eat/drink if you're ill.
based
love me oxo cubes to drink
might make myself a vegemite on wholegrain right now
I only even knew about them from family in England, but they said when the elderly of our family were dying of age or cancer they would drink oxo cubes, and maybe dip some crackers or bread in it. It's something I'll never forget since we all get sick from time to time, and eventually, it is terminal.
Yeah my dads side of the family are poms so my grandparents introduced me as a kid to oxo and dipping a little bread in a mug of it.
good stuff
What's oxo?
Beef bouillon cubes, but I'd say very high quality compared with anything you'll find in an average supermarket here.
they're actually terrible quality and weak but have great goodwill because normies don't know shit about food
Until the crap bouillon cubes in most supermarkets here.
you've tried*
I'll give it a go, thanks man. Yeah, it sucks. I think you could do well in the states. I'm not sure how it compares to your beef jerky but they say it's similar. Regardless, this is the number 1 traditional recipe. I promise you it's the best. Keep it simple and try it yourself. You'll be rewarded well. There's so many wannabe's out there trying to put their own spin on biltong these days that they've ruined the traditional tastes. This vid is all you need if you're keen on making your own properly.
Saved. I appreciate it as well. The vast majority of our Jerky is trash. You could barely find varieties that don't put brown sugar or soisauce in them. If not, even the South African style imitations mostly far exceed just about anything. We have our own consumer/specialty biltong and droewors. The most consumer one is a brand called Stryve. Their quality is completely inconsistent, but at times it's been decent. I completely agree that so many wannabe hipsters are making it now in Brooklyn and such, but they don't even use the right spices. The only good Droewors I've found here are made by Carnivore/Biltong Dept. While I've not even had authentic Droewors or Biltong from SA, I've tried many varieties and read reviews about what it's supposed to be like from Afrikaners living in the States. It has a good coriander, cloves, black pepper, nutmeg, a kind of sweet, spicy, and tangy type of flavor. With so many of the brands here, it's a complete miss. But honestly yeah, I should just start making it myself or travel to South Africa.
https://biltongdepot.com/products/crown-droewors
Make your own, it's easy.
Most jerky is sugary chemical laden rubbish, but I can get very nice stuff. Even the goof stuff is sugary compared to biltong. Biltong better when dieting etc.
How to make a nice gravy from oxo beef stock cubes;
>> slice onion, fry in frying pan in beef drippings add salt and pepper
>> once caramelised, add a knob of butter to melt. Add flour and cook to make a roux
>> turn heat off, make up oxo beef stock from 1 or 2 cubes in a pyrex, usually about a pint ish
>> stir that into the roux very well, take time to add slowly with lots of stirring to get lumps broken up
>> put heat back on, stir plenty until up to gentle bubble
>> bubble for few mins until thickened up
Great with sausages, toad in hole, liver bacon and mash etc. I wanna try you murrican's biscuit and gravy some time btw
>biscuits n gravy
It’s tasty tbh. Easy to make as well.
>cook ground sausage meat in pan
>once cooked, add in milk
>slowly add in flour bit by bit until it thickens
>serve over fresh biscuit (the American version of biscuit, not your cookie things)
I’ll make an over easy egg and throw it on top. Runny yolks makes it that much better
I forgot to mention it needs lots of fresh cracked pepper. Unless you’re a poofta that can’t handle a bit of spice
Fuckin piss weak poofta homosexual cunts
Bro
I thought fortified vitamins, especially B vitamins, were bad and dangerous for our bodies?
yeah continue to guzzle corn syrup
If you read my previous replies I think you'll get an idea on the type of person I am. Corn syrup is extremely easy to avoid.
So do bugs. Eat the bugs.
Its actually the yeast remains from the bottom of beer vats.
Strayans will eat anything that is related to beer.
Has extra Vitamin B which you lose from drinking bulk beer, so nature balances itself.
Still tastes like shit.
But those vitamins are fortified, no?
>>it tastes like literal ass
for you!
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Marmite and vegemite are delicious. I like eating it while I've been drinking since it has a very sharp umami flavor. Rich in B vitamins to which you are depleted by drinking alcohol
too*. I really don't understand people who find the taste unpleasant.
also depleted of*
You wouldn't get thiamine (b1) back anyways because alcohol prevents absorption of it entirely. That's what specifically causes brain damage with long term drinking. You'd have to be sober for it to absorb from your diet
I'm sober now, but I used to love the flavor even more when I'd been drinking. That or a nice gouda, perhaps some beef. Umami flavors taste best to me when paired with alcohol for some reason.
Try a grilled cheese sandwich with some marmite/vegemite scraped over the inside of the bread first. Very nice savoury snack. Also, two pieves of toast, marmite or bovril on one slice, crunchy peanut butter on the other, put together to make sandwich
Sounds pretty good. I will have to try that.
>Marmite and vegemite are delicious. I like eating it while I've been drinking since it has a very sharp umami flavor. Rich in B vitamins to which you are depleted by drinking alcohol
its a bit like miso soup
Just dont drink alcohol
Be Seppo
Compares vegemite to literally tasting ass.
= Seppos taste ass.
Makes sense.
Don't eat the shit myself but the trick is to spread it out heaps, you mutts always slather it on and have a big sook, it's not fucking Nutella.
Opposite applies to milo.
This is the worst advice pussies give. Real aussies put loads on. You need to have it spread thick. I eat it by the spoonful.
In fact, it contains b vitamins that if you megadose on will basically stop you aging.
>it contains b vitamins that if you megadose on will basically stop you aging.
Wait, Vegemite was the Ambrosia that kept the gods immortal this whole time?
No that's tits, milk and honey.
You need all 3 to be happy in life.
And the gods gave it to Australians.
For the gods are fickle, and terrible
you unironically worship naggers
ahem
>this somehow disproves that americans worship naggers
lol, lmao
dios mio..
What’s vegemite like
bitter. but it goes great with butter/spread and wholesome toast
Ever had guineas beer? Its liquid guiness and salty. The foreigners in this thread are easy to spot, telling you not to eat much at a time and this joker
literally calling it bitter lol wtf
vegemite is bitter, its from the hops
It doesn't necessarily taste like Guinness to me, just salty and savory, but extremely good nonetheless.
bitter:
>Having or being a taste that is sharp, acrid, and unpleasant.
>Causing a sharply unpleasant, painful, or stinging sensation; harsh.
>HARSH
>Difficult or distasteful to accept, admit, or bear.
it is fucking "bitter" you absolute prat.
>but it's tasty in small doses
uh oh two strayans sizing each other up for a fight, abandon thread!
Pussy
just because you were spoonfed this shit as a way to stave off the hunger pains doesn't mean everyone else was.
i suppose youre right after careful reflection.
salty as shit, and enhances toast.
...on a separate note: what's raw brocolli then?
Maybe mildly bitter but also vegetal. Vegetables are strange though since they can cross a few flavor profiles. Radishes are at once spicy, bitter, refreshing, and zesty. Tomatoes are acidic, and bitter, but can also have an umami taste.
Nah. Coffee, Black pepper, Beer Hops, Vinegar, Nicotine, and Opioids (or other types of alkaloids) are characteristically bitter flavors. Vegemite is much of a salty and umami type.
>umami
I hate you and all other poofta homosexual cunts that use this dumb hipster peepeepoopoo buzzword. Kys.
salty and bitter with yeast smells similar to bread or beer. best eaten with butter or cheese to balance out the bitterness. it is an acquired taste but once you get used to it you do crave it.
taste slightly similar to miso paste and you use it the same way. you only need a little because the flavor is intense.
people freak out when they hear its yeast paste. but yeast is what makes bread smell good. but you wouldn't want to eat yeast by itself. it's an accent flavor not something you eat by itself.
Taste-wise, it reminds me of caramelised residue after cooking a steak or chicken. Not quite the same, but similar.
I like it on toast.
The libtarded worship naggers, and they do so un your country too, so don't get arrogant.
Consider: in the US cops kill nogs routinely, so the blm crap started...but in YOU'RE country that never happened...so how in the fucking hell did blm nonsense spread to other countries?
If anyone worships naggers, it's you.
At least we kill them when we have an excuse.
Consider: in the 1860's half of White America decided to try and brutally genocide the other half for not sucking black dick hard enough
that's fucking crazy
the 1860's
Sorry, but despising slavery in any form is not wrong.
And the very president that ended it was trying to relocate them back to africa, and even bought them their own country in Africa (which blacks proceeded to institute slavery in).
In any case, the secession of the south was due to a disagreement over cotton tariffs, not slavery.
>And the very president that ended it was trying to relocate them back to africa
nah, he wasn't, heard this a bunch
the union soldiers sang songs praising john brown the white killing terrorist
they were full of bloodlust, sherman wanted to burn everything to the ground and said he would kill them all again if they didn't give blacks equality
Sherman DID burn everything to the ground, at least within the boundaries of his given orders.
And slavery was merely an emotional hook to get the north to support the war, especially christians, who made up the bulk of all citizens on both sides.
Lincoln's only concern was to preserve the union, and he even stated that if he could do this without touching slavery at all, he would.
Fuck you, you nagger-loving piece of shit. Putting other creatures like mules, horses, and dogs to work is no different than putting naggers to work. Just like other animals, when left to their own devices they run wild and destroy. They have to be trained and disciplined and kept in a pen exactly like all the other animals we "enslave". I don't see you raising any moral objections to using a mule to plow a field, yet you draw a completely arbitrary line when it comes to your precious naggers. nagger lovers like you should be burned at the stake.
australians can't even say "nagger"
I’m about to have cinnamon raisin bread toasted with some butter on it. What’s vegemite like?
Wiping your toast on an Indians arse.
Your chicken is chlorinated and your government allows companies to put poison into what you refer to as "bread".
Unironically thought it was a joke when I tried it.
marmite is better
It's unironically very good, I eat it on toast with butter.
If Japan or some third world shithole had something similar, you would sòyface over it and shove it down your fat Amerigoy mouth daily.
Japan does have something similar, but im not telling you cunts what it is.
I'M GONNA DO IT TAKESHI I'M GOING TO SAY THE N WORD
>vegemite is literally human's shit replacement, including the b vitamin fortification
das rite
Naruto
They don't have food or minerals down there. So they take this bug paste and and Chinese vitamins and then spread it onto old moldy dry bread that they found on a old british ship.
Sounds like british prison food to me
Gonna try this. This can is 5$ here. Surstromming is next one.
It's like Nutella, you need to spread it on think or you can barely taste it.
highly recommend trying it by the spoonful all at once
nutella is chocolate overload on its own. vegemite: is literal ass.
if it's not on toast, you're doing it wrong and you only need a little bit because of the bitter taste
OK, mates, I get it. Lots of butter, maybe grilles cheese.
>grilled lamb
Lamb meet is not really popular here, it's north, sheep don't like cold, but interesting idea, thanks, maybe some day
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Less is best, can always add more each time but make sure you use lots of real butter
The 2 top ways to enjoy it are grilled cheese toasty or on grilled lamb. It's potent you don't need much
Lots of butter, light on the mite. Thank me later
The australian equivalent of discord trannies shilling is here telling you to put it on light like a pussy. Dont believe it.
That should last 20 years. Just keep it in the fridge
>That should last 20 years
uwotm8. I bought a jar of it last week and I'm already half way through it.
shelf life.
Might be an old jar because they are not owned by kraft anymore. Shit keeps forever though.
good luck. hope you like it
500 Roubles aint worth it
I once tried marmite, same poisonous shit taste i guess, i still have it somewhere, i think it could be useful to kill a home invader or something if it happens
Catfish bait
>same poisonous shit taste i guess
It's not, there's differences between yeast extract spreads. I like Vegemite but fucking hate Promite.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promite
Although it looks like the ingredients have changed since I tried it many moons ago.
israelites add sugar to this product, apparently.
Sugar is addictive, and enslaving people with addiction is an old trope.
And who would know more about enslaving people than israelites?
Just use a soup cube instead.
That's basically what it tastes like.
Thin and on bread. It is very fucking salty so it will taste better on a hot day after some sweating.
Get Marmite, it's superior, and as other's have said, spread butter on hot toast, allow butter to melt, then spread a small amount of Marmite. You will either love it or hate it.
Also good mixed in with peanut butter.
>OP has never experienced a vegemite and cheese toastie
What a homosexual.
aus bro how this taste like?
It’s good shit. Salty umami flavour. Full of B-vitamins and it’ll stick hairs on your cockshaft.
drop a heaped spoonful into a stew to lift it a level
gross
>burger crying about based Australian food
Cunt. Pls.
HOW ITS TASTE LIKE
If I had to give something that was similar in taste, it’d be pan-drippings from a good roast beef or lamb. If you cook a roast and then taste the black/brown congealed pan drippings, it’s sort of similar. To be fair, there’s really nothing else like it. It’s salty as fuck.
Good point, you should always save your meat drippings to cook with, works better than butter and tastes great.
And stay away from veggie oil, it'll fuck you up.
Vegemite is breddy gud, tastes like beef bouillon.
I'll admit it's not for everyone, but I can see why people like it.
people put that little amount of Vegemite on their bread
>tastes like ass
you would know what that tastes like
The best Australian invention was using the word "cunt" as an adjective.
Don't eat it anymore. They put it up to nearly 9 dollars for a mid sized jar. They can go fuck themselves. FUCK.
Just find some bugs, crush them to a paste and eat those on a toast. I bet it will taste better too.
Ok boss. I'll meet you at the grocery store. You don't need no friend when you can score.
And, if you eat store-bought American peanut butter, you're eating candy.
That's why so many kids are fat asses in the US, sugar/corn syrup packed into everything processed, and lazy parents that can't cook a real meal.
What do YOU weigh?
i always equate the word vegemite with termite
This stuff is not even available here. I bought strawberry jam a few weeks ago and now there is mold in the jar 🙁
Just order off of Ebay.
>I bought strawberry jam a few weeks ago and now there is mold in the jar 🙁
i'm pretty sure you need to refrigerate jam after opening it Hanz.
maybe try again.
honestly:
>umami
had never heard. now learnt something new.
thanks Yank!
It's just the name that the Japanese gave to savory flavors since they're crazy about MSG, Wagyu beef, and the like. It might be a bit pretentious to use since you could just say savory, but I know a few chefs and cooks who are insane foodie types so it's rubbed off on me.
I hate that word so fucking much, kill all u-word users, roundouhouse-kick u-worders in the head.
kek. yeah we might as well make memes about soi.jacks calling their soisauce on bug powder crackers ZOMG 'Umami'.
Buy Marmite, it's even better and you should find it in the "foreign" foods aisle of any supermarket.
anyone tried mayo+vegemite on bread before?
Impressive. Very nice.
I think you use that for the yeast infections
its pcked full of folic acid or something. they noticed wnemic kids would get better with some marmite, a study was fone, back in like ww1 or something, turns out its folic acid.
folic acid wasn't first synthesized until the 80's bro, it's a fully synthetic molecule that never existed before then
folate
yeah but don't confuse the 2 things. Folic acid is the wrong fucking shit to put in your body
It s a by product of beer you thick pedophille supporting cunt
animals eat their own shit when they are deficient of b vitamins.
vegemite is literally human's shit replacement, including the b vitamin fortification. even has the same colour.
picrel
>german obsessed with shit
Fuck you. Vegemite is great.
I always imagined it tastes like a bouillion cube made into a paste. How close am I?
that's bovril
You guys have me curious now, too.
Maybe I'll buy a jar for stupid amounts of shekels, just to see what it tastes like.
buy marmite, it's the best of them all
Marmite is terrible. Its better than the other rip offs but along way off the real deal.
>OP is unaware that people have different taste buds and like different things.
This is just like pineapple on pizza b.s again, its all up to your taste buds.
I personally prefer promite, but I dont cry over the vegemite eaters.
Cunts palate is fucked due to all the HFCS, sugar, and artificial sweeteners he consooms.
it's probably a hangover cure. tastes terrible, which wakes you up, and replenishes vitamins.
Yeast extract?
Fat bitches digging this from their crotch?
Nb4 yer mom
Yum. Jarred industrial waste.
Marmite is vastly superior. it's not even close
Genuinely delicious but poorly executed in your image.
Better bread, loads of butter and should be spread more patchily, the yellow of the buttered bread should appear mostly, with vegemite being like a cheetahs spots.
I think off brand mightymite is better.
Protip: You're supposed to spread it on buttered white toast, don't use oil-blends or margarine use butter ffs.
The fuck... Doesn't America have spray on cheese?!
Yeast extract on toast is the patricians choice.
Although Marmite > Vegemite
Well...it's spray-on something, anyway.
Has a vaguely plastic aftertaste...
The jars are intentionally small, sure you can get large ones too but everyone here in Oz knows a little is okay and actually is good for you.
I go through one of the big jars of vegemite every month. but I also eat it straight from the jar with a spoon so there's no saving me.
I also put vegemite in my stir fries and bolognese sauce. tastes good man.
They promote its use for vegetarians that want meat flavor in their dishes.
Why would a vegetarian want that?
>vegemite
If I eat this will it make me want to shoot the roos?
The Australia depicted in that film no longer exists.
Not surprising. I loved this movie.
Australia is completely finished as a nation with it's own brand of Anglo culture. The present day is so bad I'd give anything just to re-experience the 00's despite the rot having already set in.
Have you watched The Adventures of Barry McKenzie?
>Have you watched The Adventures of Barry McKenzie?
Nope, but it's on my watchlist now.
You might not understand half of what they're saying in that one. A lot of young Australians probably wouldn't either.
>A quick naughty
>Strain the potatoes
>Technicolor yawn
>Pommy bastards
>No poofters allowed
bastards
>>No poofters allowed
Anti-discrimination laws have really done a number on us. Soon only us internet racists will know what boong means.
kek
Can't be much worse than Snatch. Or that S4 Lexx episode. I find Scottish and Irish accents and slang a lot more difficult to understand.
Do you cunts still go for a Walkabout?
Marmite is the king
Delicious on toast
Americans unironically drink this shit.
What the fuck is that? Where do you people get these pictures?
Are the fortified vitamins in them bad for you? I've been told fortified vitamins are poisonous for our bodies. Why are these an exception?
nobody knows what's good or bad for you. first eggs are bad for you. then they're good and you should eat more eggs. now they're bad again. same thing for salt, and beans, and spinach and whatever the fuck they've decided this month is "poison for our bodies".
they also say beer is bad for you and no way in fuck am I not drinking beer. eat and drink what you want we're all going to die anyway might as well enjoy what time you have left.
I've been curious about trying these, I've seen both Vegemite and Marmite but I when I noticed they were fortified with vitamins I just never got around buying one. I know I'll like them too, it's tempting.
vegemite and marmite taste almost nothing alike. they're both good but marmite is more salty and sweet and always reminds me of fruit for some reason. vegemite is the better flavor imo.
Bloke, that's what Burgers call glucose syrup.
The dark one is their inferior version of golden syrup.
Aussies are light skinned naggers.
>accidently buy ready-salted crisps
>dip them in marmite
>intentionally buy a jar of Vegemite and a jar of Marmite
>dip my cock in both the jars and engage in auto-fellatio
It was invented during the Depression as cheap sustenance, and caught on because the British (who made up 90% of our population at the time) love wallowing in suffering.
It tastes great. You have to get the ratio of butter to vegemite correct though. A subtlety I don't expect a circumcised American to be able to comprehend.
fuck you unstrayan dog eat muh shit out muh kayopipe
It cures depression..don't listen to pharma shills.
I tried both vegemite and marmite and I have to say that marmite tastes better. I don't know why, but vegemite tastes very artificial for me, as if it was highly processed or something whereas marmite has a more smooth natural taste.
its good shit but pooftas probably wont like it
It's very tasty but marmite is better.
If i buy yeasts can i make it myself at home?
Doubtful, but you could try.
Yeh nah get fucked cunt
Indian foods is best India is king of cuisines
I like Indian food but Pakistanis and Nepalis do it the best
Nobody asked for your opinion. Nobody wants you in this thread.
Fairybread w/ vegemite instead of butter is GODLY
I eat danish salami alot
It's very good
You get a right proper buzz/high if you stick it directly on the arsehole something about rapid absorption bypassing the liver
I find using a grease gun makes boofing it very easy.
>me when I spread vegemite on my koala barbie then go fuck my abo sheila
You're probably smothering too much likes it's fuckin peanut butter anon, start with very light spread on top of a generous amount of butter and work your way up... It's great with Avocado too.
fuck off seppo, dumb cunt probs tried to eat it like nutella.
go enjoy your plastic cheese slices