AUS?

Ok Ausguys the poll has ended and we have a draw between Qld and NSW(ACT as well), due to the draw BOTH states and the Capital can submit your routes. Please give a screenshot and URL of the route on google maps with time and length. A small description of the road would be good to, elevation changes, dirt or tarmac, traffic level, land marks, etc...

At 3pm I'll number each submission in the two states and territory then we can vote.

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  1. 2 years ago
    AstinaFAG

    Here are the results. Perhaps a drive near the border would be neat, never been in that area.

    • 2 years ago
      AstinaFAG

      I am stupid

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is bullshit because us capital KINGS didn't vote, but if we did vote for NSW is would smash the QLD coconuts

        • 2 years ago
          AstinaFAG

          Just vote for a road in NSW / ACT then, this is your second chance.

          Akuna Bay.
          Definitive uphill and downhill routes, no pot holes but road is fairly lumpy. Been told it has police presence from time to time but last time I went I didn't see a single one.
          Lots of guys around their so good chance you'll hear prior warning before you run into cops if you are feeling risky. Lastly has a natural parking/meeting spot and the base of the track in the form of the boat ramp.

          Also frick you for using a picture of my car, if you c**ts do any silly shit in front of police I'm the one who's gonna get pinned for it.

          I did look this one up and it is really good, also sorry about using your car it was just the nicest looking one.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Akuna Bay.
    Definitive uphill and downhill routes, no pot holes but road is fairly lumpy. Been told it has police presence from time to time but last time I went I didn't see a single one.
    Lots of guys around their so good chance you'll hear prior warning before you run into cops if you are feeling risky. Lastly has a natural parking/meeting spot and the base of the track in the form of the boat ramp.

    Also frick you for using a picture of my car, if you c**ts do any silly shit in front of police I'm the one who's gonna get pinned for it.

    • 2 years ago
      AstinaFAG

      Here are the options vote here
      https://strawpoll.com/polls/kjn1jKDbLgQ

      >Akuna Bay.

      Kangaroo valley

      >Kangaroo valley

      I love it there but man I wish it wasn't so busy. What about Jamberoo Mountain Road and the long one going to Robertson?

      >Jamberoo Mountain Road
      >the long one going to Robertson
      Could someone explain the last 2 better?

      I just wanna make some m8s

      Same, would be pretty cool.

      All your cars will be impounded by HWP zogbots

      Not everyone drives a defected Getz

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Basically this. Jamberoo itself is really nice driving, and Saddleback Mountain is comfy for hanging out.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          so 'the long one to robertson' and 'jamberoo mountain rd' should've just been one option lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't matter what you drive cuck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i actually went around it earlier today. pretty fun although some especially slow traffic held things up but oh well

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AKUUUUNAAAA BAYYYYY
      ive never seen a cop there on all my runs tbh
      It would be perfect for a sydney meet, but i wouldnt bother coming if i was from anywhere else (its still my fav road ever though, would drive maybe 1 hour to go to it?)

      Are trans people allowed to go?

      I'm trans and want to bring my trans friends.

      Soz bb no cvts
      (Trans ppl can obvs come, troonys are based for using the fem cheatcode and being named after a car part)

      Basically this. Jamberoo itself is really nice driving, and Saddleback Mountain is comfy for hanging out.

      Sucks that maq pass is closed atm, when it isnt filled with tourists its such a goat road

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i went there on the weekend, where would cops even park? could see maybe one or two spots that they could sit at

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's the thing, they pretty much can't anywhere on the windy sections, and its almost impossible to speed because its so windy, so its like gods road for not being booked.
          If they are anywhere it will be on the way in, between the roundabout and just after that split off between Mccarrs Creek Rd and General St Martin Dr.
          (The same spot you can use to turn it into a loop track).
          (That spot is also where some people meet)
          They will also be the whole way out to west head when its open, dont even bother going on that road in the day.
          There is also a spot they can stop between the west head gate and the T intersection to McCarrs Creek road (near the ticket booth)
          Other than that its just them doing loops or defecting cars they can't catch hooning. If you were organised you could cover everything with 2 spotters ez pz

          Some of the fisherman are c**ts tho and will report people that go past, so i take it easy in their section.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kangaroo valley

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love it there but man I wish it wasn't so busy. What about Jamberoo Mountain Road and the long one going to Robertson?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        eh close enough

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i've never driven down that way, which stretch of road are you talking about? pic related?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this bit m8
        but I'm keen for anything down in around that general area

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah that looks like the road in my pic
          but anyway...frick, i just checked out livetraffic.com - jamberoo mt road is closed in both directions due to landslips. last update was about 2 weeks ago though, anyone can confirm if it's still closed?
          moss vale road between fitzroy falls and barrengarry has changed conditions due to landslips but the road isn't completely closed. might be one lane closed or something like that.
          the oberon-goulburn route is looking pretty good right now...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I can check Jamberoo tomorrow. Only issue I have with Oberon is I got slammed by HWP there a few years back.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            oof i mustve gotten lucky. went there twice and zero patrols there. Felt much like an obscure back road

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            is jamberoo closed? pls op no kil

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it's closed. Massive landslide near the Abbey. Frickkkk

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            fml. it's pretty damn close to moss vale road too...would've been great to go on both roads in one go

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Was basically my idea. Lots of cool spots to chill as well, shame.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dear aussies
    here's my commodore VT
    it's a 2L diesel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      underrated shitpost.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is going to be more cringe than a downshift meet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just wanna make some m8s

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All your cars will be impounded by HWP zogbots

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are trans people allowed to go?

    I'm trans and want to bring my trans friends.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do you give free blowies to straight dudes?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just plan to go there to socialise.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Frigid trannies not welcome

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I can't tell if you're trolling or not.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's it now im definately going.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nah you're good as long as you put out.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >socialize
          Nobody socializes with trannies unless it means we get to frick them. That's just how it is.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Would you say that about cis gender women too?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Trannies are different since they're guys with coombrain that look fem and are dtf. Women are a 50/50 on if you can coom with them after socializing but trannies are usually a 90% chance in my experience.

            With women, the effort is required.
            With trannies, no effort is required.
            So I'm not going to put effort into something that I would never usually need to.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            trannies are for fricking, not for talking to.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Women are more valuable to we'll socialise with them because we WANT to frick them, even if we ultimately don't get to.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Women make your bros act weird and different. They are a literal plague upon a bunch of mates hanging out with each other since we'll just try to one-up each other for that sweet sweet pussy just like what

            Women are more valuable to we'll socialise with them because we WANT to frick them, even if we ultimately don't get to.

            says.
            Guys aren't genuine around girls.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >friends thirtsting over a girl like cavemen
            Your friends sound like homosexuals bro.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Trannies can't go 5 minutes without bringing up being trans or something about trans issues.
            Why would I want to listen to that?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Greetings upside down brethren.
    Despite residing on the opposite hemisphere (the correct one), my car and I will be there in spirit. Please don't abuse my aus fren or the Miatas.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >California

      See

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No I'm importing him temporarily and you will enjoy it c**t

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        NSW is just Australian California.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's melbourne m8 - not the whole state of VIC, just the city of melbourne.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not taking him there he'd get machete'd by youths.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sick derail
    vote and stfu

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Major derail
      Vote here

      Here are the options vote here
      https://strawpoll.com/polls/kjn1jKDbLgQ

      >Akuna Bay.
      [...]
      >Kangaroo valley
      [...]
      >Jamberoo Mountain Road
      >the long one going to Robertson
      Could someone explain the last 2 better?

      [...]
      Same, would be pretty cool.
      [...]
      Not everyone drives a defected Getz

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Come to Ipswich so I don't have to go far

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't want to get stabbed by eshays.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SAc**t and other Astinagay here, I will not be attending, too far away and driving the highway at 4000rpm constantly sounds like hell.
    Hope the cops don't defect you c**ts, I've heard they're brutal in NSW.
    Friendly reminder that if you're on your Ps (which I bet half of us here are) getting done for 10km/h over is immediate disqualification in SA. No idea about interstate but I wouldn't be surprised if its the same.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do astinas have much sound insulation? i can go steady at 3k rpm and its not bad, although im driving an old luxury car so theres that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds fine. You can hear the car but it doesn't bother me at all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SA is pretty hardcore compared to others. I know people like to say Vic and NSW are hard c**ts about it but I've known people here that got booked for going only 3kmph over the limit. My dad even got done for going 3kmph over the limit in Stirling one morning, it's fricking insane.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        in nsw mobile speed cameras fine you for doing 3 over
        anyway since jamberoo mt rd is off the list, guess its either moss vale rd or akuna bay...new poll?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but this wasn't even a camera, it was a cop just pinging people in the town.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you're full of shit c**t, post proof. You wont, why? Because I work with highway patrol and its 7km before they ping you

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            my dad works for nintendo and says you're lying

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My mum works in her bedroom
            I dont think she really likes the police because she says she gets fricked by pigs all the time

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            frick, highway patrol watching this thread to see where we go kek.
            admittedly this was back in 2021 where it was making the rounds on zuckbook that people got fined for doing 3 over. Since then though i havent been able to find much regarding the actual threshold beyond speculation so ive been trying to invoke cunningham's law in the hopes of getting updated info. speaking of which:
            >I work with highway patrol
            >post proof

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Race me on the downhill you poofta, let's see your shitbox 530d keep up to my $60 chinese tyres and 30 years of -rust- weight reduction

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I drive a sick car, why do you defect cool shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            for same reason we can't drink in public while in other countries nobody gives a shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >we can't drink in public
            Abbos can

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            shit i forgot about them. time to legally change my identity to female abo for cheaper car insurance and public drinking loicense

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I dont make or enforce the fines, I just take your payment and if youre a nice person; look for ways to help you get out of them

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So "working with the hwp" == "working in bill payment section"?
            (I hope so because if it's actually you are a hwp officer then you can go get fricked)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            not really but I do talk to them a fair amount whenever they shoot fines through to us to process but we work with alot of limbs of the government

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            if he really does work for sdro that means more money for them when he tells people that mobile cams let you go 7 above then they get caught for doing 3 above lel

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he hasnt posted proof, could be working for nintendo for all we know

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When's the meet happening anon? I'm excited for it now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      man i used to see that badge everywhere

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ill show up if the 5sfe celica guy shows up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll show up if I get the car good enough to be confident she'll make the trip

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm on the way now

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ok im here gents where is everyone

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I miss my BA Series 3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot pic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i4 or v6?
        How much performance does the snake give?
        Was going to buy a red BA v6 for my first car but the c**t on Gumtree never messaged me back, couldn't find an address or anything to go ask in person either.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I had the i4, sweet little engine. I was a moronic 18 yr old back in 2012 so I put shit like a Lukey catback on it, made it sound awful. V6 sounds sweet tho, you can find them in the Euno 30x as well. Snek added 15 bhp.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i can't see anyone here did I just get pranked?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What about Wisemans Ferry?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      which road around wisemans ferry? btw settler's rd is closed just after the ferry so you'd have to go south on wisemans ferry rd
      if anyone knows any decent routes check it on livetraffic.com first to see if it's closed or not

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just frickin organize it on one of the DA aussie discords like everybody else does, frick trying to organise a meet with the spergs here who won't show up 99% of the time (it's been tried, and done)

    at least the discord meets get 10+ cars and good times.

    https://discord.gg/xq4YWYpR

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >discord
      we want people with drivers licenses and cars mate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if any discord freaks show up they can expect to get king hit

        I'm oblivious to the car scene with DA, especially in Australia, what's the deal everyone and with discord, what's the lore?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          DA used to have an Ausgay general. Going back more than a decade ago, they used to be pretty good but slowly got more and more shitposty and generally trashy until a lot of the proper oldgays got fed up and stopped posting. The Jimmy Astra fire drama was probably the tipping point where the generals were more nuisance than anything else and the DA jannies and mods starting removing Ausgay threads whenever they were made.

          Meanwhile, a few of the oldgays had created Discord channels. Most of the true oldgays were long gone but the ones that stuck around were pretty much all in the main Discord that had been created roughly around the same time as the Postie Wars. This major Discord was infiltrated by the trannies and then fractured, leaving two different Discords. One was fairly uptight and formal, and the other a little more laid back and casual with more shitposting permissible.

          Over the years the Discords (all of them) have been continually infiltrated by trannies who have managed to subvert the power held by the original administrators, and ended up getting overtaken by the Discord trannies. The trannies now run every Aus related Discord that was borne out of DA, resulting in a fair raft of oldgays leaving them for good. You'll now find that every Discord channel associated with DA (of which I think there are three sizeable ones, then another rubbish one ran by Falc**t with all of about three active posters who coincidentally live on Centrelink) are only a shadow of what they formerly were.

          Also like 99% of Aussies on DA prior to about 2015 were all from South Australia, and everyone from SA is a frickin weird c**t.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Feels like I'm a bit too late getting into the car scene proper, especially if it's this bad.
            I finally managed to get my own car, something I jive with, but the closest thing I can come to these days with the car scene is seeing other sports car drivers on the freeway
            The Jimmy Astra story was funny when I looked into it but

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >but
            Qld?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Vic, grew up in nsw though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I would hoon with you if you were in nsw bb

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm flattered mate, but honestly I wanna put some more work in my car and hit the mountains for hooning

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm flattered mate, but honestly I wanna put some more work in my car and hit the mountains for hooning

            insanely long shot but any one of you know anyone with a red v8 commie? was on bells rd few months back and i was having a blast flying up and down the road with that v8 just opening up
            unfortunately i took a wrong turn and ended up taking a longer route back to sydney rip

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm an SA gay from those days. Yeah shit was too fricking weird back then, it was cool initially but the Jimmy drama flared autism to some true DA levels and I got sick of it. I went to meets sporadically but some real weird c**ts started showing up in the final Jimmy days like really old people, a troony, real basement dweller types etc so I bailed. I stopped even posting in these generals until recently because of it all, especially because of Jimmy sperging on here all the time and the IRL drama he caused by being a c**t to people.

            So for you guys meeting up in NSW, maybe do a quick pass by the meet spot and check out who's already there. I used to completely skip meets in SA if I saw that frickin Astra or MR2.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            newbie from SA here.
            Any tips about getting into the car scene? Want to meet people and talk about cars and shit. I've got one friend who's into it but he's constantly busy. I've never been to a meet or anything, closest I've been is chasing a Starlet in the hills who gave me a thumbs up before he turned off

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I used to completely skip meets in SA if I saw that frickin Astra or MR2.
            based

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            newnswgay, just looked up what archives i could find about jimmy's astra and mr2, man what a ride kek.
            shame /dat/ fizzled out though. sounds like the meets were fun when there wasn't drama.

            I would hoon with you if you were in nsw bb

            Just want some m8s, m8s. Simple as.

            newbie from SA here.
            Any tips about getting into the car scene? Want to meet people and talk about cars and shit. I've got one friend who's into it but he's constantly busy. I've never been to a meet or anything, closest I've been is chasing a Starlet in the hills who gave me a thumbs up before he turned off

            Feels like I'm a bit too late getting into the car scene proper, especially if it's this bad.
            I finally managed to get my own car, something I jive with, but the closest thing I can come to these days with the car scene is seeing other sports car drivers on the freeway
            The Jimmy Astra story was funny when I looked into it but

            might need another poll. jamberoo mountain road probably wont be open again for a few months, but there's still moss vale rd-robertson, kangaroo valley and akuna bay
            could probably do roo valley and moss vale rd in one hit, roughly 40 min drive so im picking that

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty much agree with that plan. Would be cool

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bridgestoned? Or are you that fella that was working at a meat works at the time?

            The Jimmy stuff was honestly the most wack shit. I remember when he first started posting and he was just a quiet kinda harmless autist. Only took him a year to start with the constant samegayging, complaining about himself, pretending to be Falc**t, etc etc.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            also the casual server is more like a big family, voice sessions and gayming sessions every other day or so

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ABS is the casual server?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if any discord freaks show up they can expect to get king hit

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just want some m8s, m8s. Simple as.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So we turning this into /dat/ or what?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much already is at this point.
      >G0DWYY
      >GOD WHY

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look i know this is some homosexual shit, but do any of you guys frickin hate calling mechanica to deal with shit you cant do yourself?
    I need an alignment because i did the wheel bearings and i just cannot for the life of me call a place to organise it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah mate I get it but sometimes there's shit that just doesn't make sense to do yourself. You could spend $$$$ on alignment tools, get it close enough with some string and hours of your time, or call a place and have them do it professionally for $50.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      have to decide how much of a headache it is before calling it quits and just giving it to a garage.
      Although every fricking time I've taken it to one I've had problems. They either didn't use all the parts I gave them (oem, not super expensive, but also not cheap either); they fricked up (lost one of the nuts holding the decorative valve cover that I only just bought a month ago to replace the missing one, and crushed one of the spark plug wires under the other stud); or got their resident gorilla with a 3 metre breaker bar to tighten shit up (gland nuts on front struts are so fricking tight). Every time I take it to my regular garage, zero problems. Coincidentally, that place is always booked out. and on the three aforementioned occasions it was rather urgent.

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