AUS?

Ok Ausguys the poll has ended and we have a draw between Qld and NSW(ACT as well), due to the draw BOTH states and the Capital can submit your routes. Please give a screenshot and URL of the route on google maps with time and length. A small description of the road would be good to, elevation changes, dirt or tarmac, traffic level, land marks, etc...

At 3pm I'll number each submission in the two states and territory then we can vote.

  1. 2 months ago
    AstinaFAG

    Here are the results. Perhaps a drive near the border would be neat, never been in that area.

    • 2 months ago
      AstinaFAG

      I am stupid

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is bullshit because us capital KINGS didn't vote, but if we did vote for NSW is would smash the QLD coconuts

        • 2 months ago
          AstinaFAG

          Just vote for a road in NSW / ACT then, this is your second chance.

          Akuna Bay.
          Definitive uphill and downhill routes, no pot holes but road is fairly lumpy. Been told it has police presence from time to time but last time I went I didn't see a single one.
          Lots of guys around their so good chance you'll hear prior warning before you run into cops if you are feeling risky. Lastly has a natural parking/meeting spot and the base of the track in the form of the boat ramp.

          Also fuck you for using a picture of my car, if you cunts do any silly shit in front of police I'm the one who's gonna get pinned for it.

          I did look this one up and it is really good, also sorry about using your car it was just the nicest looking one.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Akuna Bay.
    Definitive uphill and downhill routes, no pot holes but road is fairly lumpy. Been told it has police presence from time to time but last time I went I didn't see a single one.
    Lots of guys around their so good chance you'll hear prior warning before you run into cops if you are feeling risky. Lastly has a natural parking/meeting spot and the base of the track in the form of the boat ramp.

    Also fuck you for using a picture of my car, if you cunts do any silly shit in front of police I'm the one who's gonna get pinned for it.

    • 2 months ago
      AstinaFAG

      Here are the options vote here
      https://strawpoll.com/polls/kjn1jKDbLgQ

      >Akuna Bay.

      Kangaroo valley

      >Kangaroo valley

      I love it there but man I wish it wasn't so busy. What about Jamberoo Mountain Road and the long one going to Robertson?

      >Jamberoo Mountain Road
      >the long one going to Robertson
      Could someone explain the last 2 better?

      I just wanna make some m8s

      Same, would be pretty cool.

      All your cars will be impounded by HWP zogbots

      Not everyone drives a defected Getz

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Basically this. Jamberoo itself is really nice driving, and Saddleback Mountain is comfy for hanging out.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          so 'the long one to robertson' and 'jamberoo mountain rd' should've just been one option lol

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't matter what you drive cuck

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i actually went around it earlier today. pretty fun although some especially slow traffic held things up but oh well

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AKUUUUNAAAA BAYYYYY
      ive never seen a cop there on all my runs tbh
      It would be perfect for a sydney meet, but i wouldnt bother coming if i was from anywhere else (its still my fav road ever though, would drive maybe 1 hour to go to it?)

      Are trans people allowed to go?

      I'm trans and want to bring my trans friends.

      Soz bb no cvts
      (Trans ppl can obvs come, trannys are based for using the fem cheatcode and being named after a car part)

      Basically this. Jamberoo itself is really nice driving, and Saddleback Mountain is comfy for hanging out.

      Sucks that maq pass is closed atm, when it isnt filled with tourists its such a goat road

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i went there on the weekend, where would cops even park? could see maybe one or two spots that they could sit at

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's the thing, they pretty much can't anywhere on the windy sections, and its almost impossible to speed because its so windy, so its like gods road for not being booked.
          If they are anywhere it will be on the way in, between the roundabout and just after that split off between Mccarrs Creek Rd and General St Martin Dr.
          (The same spot you can use to turn it into a loop track).
          (That spot is also where some people meet)
          They will also be the whole way out to west head when its open, dont even bother going on that road in the day.
          There is also a spot they can stop between the west head gate and the T intersection to McCarrs Creek road (near the ticket booth)
          Other than that its just them doing loops or defecting cars they can't catch hooning. If you were organised you could cover everything with 2 spotters ez pz

          Some of the fisherman are cunts tho and will report people that go past, so i take it easy in their section.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kangaroo valley

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love it there but man I wish it wasn't so busy. What about Jamberoo Mountain Road and the long one going to Robertson?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        eh close enough

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've never driven down that way, which stretch of road are you talking about? pic related?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this bit m8
        but I'm keen for anything down in around that general area

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah that looks like the road in my pic
          but anyway...fuck, i just checked out livetraffic.com - jamberoo mt road is closed in both directions due to landslips. last update was about 2 weeks ago though, anyone can confirm if it's still closed?
          moss vale road between fitzroy falls and barrengarry has changed conditions due to landslips but the road isn't completely closed. might be one lane closed or something like that.
          the oberon-goulburn route is looking pretty good right now...

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can check Jamberoo tomorrow. Only issue I have with Oberon is I got slammed by HWP there a few years back.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              oof i mustve gotten lucky. went there twice and zero patrols there. Felt much like an obscure back road

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              is jamberoo closed? pls op no kil

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it's closed. Massive landslide near the Abbey. Fuckkkk

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                fml. it's pretty damn close to moss vale road too...would've been great to go on both roads in one go

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Was basically my idea. Lots of cool spots to chill as well, shame.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dear aussies
    here's my commodore VT
    it's a 2L diesel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated shitpost.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is going to be more cringe than a downshift meet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just wanna make some m8s

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All your cars will be impounded by HWP zogbots

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are trans people allowed to go?

    I'm trans and want to bring my trans friends.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you give free blowies to straight dudes?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just plan to go there to socialise.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frigid trannies not welcome

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can't tell if you're trolling or not.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's it now im definately going.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah you're good as long as you put out.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >socialize
          Nobody socializes with trannies unless it means we get to fuck them. That's just how it is.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Would you say that about cis gender women too?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Trannies are different since they're guys with coombrain that look fem and are dtf. Women are a 50/50 on if you can coom with them after socializing but trannies are usually a 90% chance in my experience.

              With women, the effort is required.
              With trannies, no effort is required.
              So I'm not going to put effort into something that I would never usually need to.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              trannies are for fucking, not for talking to.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Women are more valuable to we'll socialise with them because we WANT to fuck them, even if we ultimately don't get to.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Women make your bros act weird and different. They are a literal plague upon a bunch of mates hanging out with each other since we'll just try to one-up each other for that sweet sweet pussy just like what

              Women are more valuable to we'll socialise with them because we WANT to fuck them, even if we ultimately don't get to.

              says.
              Guys aren't genuine around girls.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >friends thirtsting over a girl like cavemen
                Your friends sound like homosexuals bro.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Trannies can't go 5 minutes without bringing up being trans or something about trans issues.
              Why would I want to listen to that?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Greetings upside down brethren.
    Despite residing on the opposite hemisphere (the correct one), my car and I will be there in spirit. Please don't abuse my aus fren or the Miatas.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >California

      See

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No I'm importing him temporarily and you will enjoy it cunt

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        NSW is just Australian California.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's melbourne m8 - not the whole state of VIC, just the city of melbourne.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not taking him there he'd get machete'd by youths.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sick derail
    vote and stfu

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Major derail
      Vote here

      Here are the options vote here
      https://strawpoll.com/polls/kjn1jKDbLgQ

      >Akuna Bay.
      [...]
      >Kangaroo valley
      [...]
      >Jamberoo Mountain Road
      >the long one going to Robertson
      Could someone explain the last 2 better?

      [...]
      Same, would be pretty cool.
      [...]
      Not everyone drives a defected Getz

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Come to Ipswich so I don't have to go far

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't want to get stabbed by eshays.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SAcunt and other Astinafag here, I will not be attending, too far away and driving the highway at 4000rpm constantly sounds like hell.
    Hope the cops don't defect you cunts, I've heard they're brutal in NSW.
    Friendly reminder that if you're on your Ps (which I bet half of us here are) getting done for 10km/h over is immediate disqualification in SA. No idea about interstate but I wouldn't be surprised if its the same.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      do astinas have much sound insulation? i can go steady at 3k rpm and its not bad, although im driving an old luxury car so theres that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds fine. You can hear the car but it doesn't bother me at all.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      SA is pretty hardcore compared to others. I know people like to say Vic and NSW are hard cunts about it but I've known people here that got booked for going only 3kmph over the limit. My dad even got done for going 3kmph over the limit in Stirling one morning, it's fucking insane.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        in nsw mobile speed cameras fine you for doing 3 over
        anyway since jamberoo mt rd is off the list, guess its either moss vale rd or akuna bay...new poll?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but this wasn't even a camera, it was a cop just pinging people in the town.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're full of shit cunt, post proof. You wont, why? Because I work with highway patrol and its 7km before they ping you

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            my dad works for nintendo and says you're lying

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              My mum works in her bedroom
              I dont think she really likes the police because she says she gets fucked by pigs all the time

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            fuck, highway patrol watching this thread to see where we go kek.
            admittedly this was back in 2021 where it was making the rounds on zuckbook that people got fined for doing 3 over. Since then though i havent been able to find much regarding the actual threshold beyond speculation so ive been trying to invoke cunningham's law in the hopes of getting updated info. speaking of which:
            >I work with highway patrol
            >post proof

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Race me on the downhill you poofta, let's see your shitbox 530d keep up to my $60 chinese tyres and 30 years of -rust- weight reduction

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I drive a sick car, why do you defect cool shit

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              for same reason we can't drink in public while in other countries nobody gives a shit

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >we can't drink in public
                Abbos can

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                shit i forgot about them. time to legally change my identity to female abo for cheaper car insurance and public drinking loicense

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I dont make or enforce the fines, I just take your payment and if youre a nice person; look for ways to help you get out of them

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So "working with the hwp" == "working in bill payment section"?
                (I hope so because if it's actually you are a hwp officer then you can go get fucked)

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                not really but I do talk to them a fair amount whenever they shoot fines through to us to process but we work with alot of limbs of the government

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                if he really does work for sdro that means more money for them when he tells people that mobile cams let you go 7 above then they get caught for doing 3 above lel

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              he hasnt posted proof, could be working for nintendo for all we know

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When's the meet happening anon? I'm excited for it now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      man i used to see that badge everywhere

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ill show up if the 5sfe celica guy shows up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll show up if I get the car good enough to be confident she'll make the trip

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm on the way now

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok im here gents where is everyone

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck I miss my BA Series 3

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot pic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i4 or v6?
        How much performance does the snake give?
        Was going to buy a red BA v6 for my first car but the cunt on Gumtree never messaged me back, couldn't find an address or anything to go ask in person either.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I had the i4, sweet little engine. I was a retarded 18 yr old back in 2012 so I put shit like a Lukey catback on it, made it sound awful. V6 sounds sweet tho, you can find them in the Euno 30x as well. Snek added 15 bhp.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can't see anyone here did I just get pranked?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about Wisemans Ferry?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      which road around wisemans ferry? btw settler's rd is closed just after the ferry so you'd have to go south on wisemans ferry rd
      if anyone knows any decent routes check it on livetraffic.com first to see if it's closed or not

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just fuckin organize it on one of the LULZ aussie discords like everybody else does, fuck trying to organise a meet with the spergs here who won't show up 99% of the time (it's been tried, and done)

    at least the discord meets get 10+ cars and good times.

    https://discord.gg/xq4YWYpR

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >discord
      we want people with drivers licenses and cars mate

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        if any discord freaks show up they can expect to get king hit

        I'm oblivious to the car scene with LULZ, especially in Australia, what's the deal everyone and with discord, what's the lore?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          LULZ used to have an Ausfag general. Going back more than a decade ago, they used to be pretty good but slowly got more and more shitposty and generally trashy until a lot of the proper oldfags got fed up and stopped posting. The Jimmy Astra fire drama was probably the tipping point where the generals were more nuisance than anything else and the LULZ jannies and mods starting removing Ausfag threads whenever they were made.

          Meanwhile, a few of the oldfags had created Discord channels. Most of the true oldfags were long gone but the ones that stuck around were pretty much all in the main Discord that had been created roughly around the same time as the Postie Wars. This major Discord was infiltrated by the trannies and then fractured, leaving two different Discords. One was fairly uptight and formal, and the other a little more laid back and casual with more shitposting permissible.

          Over the years the Discords (all of them) have been continually infiltrated by trannies who have managed to subvert the power held by the original administrators, and ended up getting overtaken by the Discord trannies. The trannies now run every Aus related Discord that was borne out of LULZ, resulting in a fair raft of oldfags leaving them for good. You'll now find that every Discord channel associated with LULZ (of which I think there are three sizeable ones, then another rubbish one ran by Falcunt with all of about three active posters who coincidentally live on Centrelink) are only a shadow of what they formerly were.

          Also like 99% of Aussies on LULZ prior to about 2015 were all from South Australia, and everyone from SA is a fuckin weird cunt.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Feels like I'm a bit too late getting into the car scene proper, especially if it's this bad.
            I finally managed to get my own car, something I jive with, but the closest thing I can come to these days with the car scene is seeing other sports car drivers on the freeway
            The Jimmy Astra story was funny when I looked into it but

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >but
              Qld?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Vic, grew up in nsw though

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I would hoon with you if you were in nsw bb

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm flattered mate, but honestly I wanna put some more work in my car and hit the mountains for hooning

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm flattered mate, but honestly I wanna put some more work in my car and hit the mountains for hooning

                insanely long shot but any one of you know anyone with a red v8 commie? was on bells rd few months back and i was having a blast flying up and down the road with that v8 just opening up
                unfortunately i took a wrong turn and ended up taking a longer route back to sydney rip

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm an SA fag from those days. Yeah shit was too fucking weird back then, it was cool initially but the Jimmy drama flared autism to some true LULZ levels and I got sick of it. I went to meets sporadically but some real weird cunts started showing up in the final Jimmy days like really old people, a tranny, real basement dweller types etc so I bailed. I stopped even posting in these generals until recently because of it all, especially because of Jimmy sperging on here all the time and the IRL drama he caused by being a cunt to people.

            So for you guys meeting up in NSW, maybe do a quick pass by the meet spot and check out who's already there. I used to completely skip meets in SA if I saw that fuckin Astra or MR2.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Newfag from SA here.
              Any tips about getting into the car scene? Want to meet people and talk about cars and shit. I've got one friend who's into it but he's constantly busy. I've never been to a meet or anything, closest I've been is chasing a Starlet in the hills who gave me a thumbs up before he turned off

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I used to completely skip meets in SA if I saw that fuckin Astra or MR2.
              based

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              newnswfag, just looked up what archives i could find about jimmy's astra and mr2, man what a ride kek.
              shame /dat/ fizzled out though. sounds like the meets were fun when there wasn't drama.

              I would hoon with you if you were in nsw bb

              Just want some m8s, m8s. Simple as.

              Newfag from SA here.
              Any tips about getting into the car scene? Want to meet people and talk about cars and shit. I've got one friend who's into it but he's constantly busy. I've never been to a meet or anything, closest I've been is chasing a Starlet in the hills who gave me a thumbs up before he turned off

              Feels like I'm a bit too late getting into the car scene proper, especially if it's this bad.
              I finally managed to get my own car, something I jive with, but the closest thing I can come to these days with the car scene is seeing other sports car drivers on the freeway
              The Jimmy Astra story was funny when I looked into it but

              might need another poll. jamberoo mountain road probably wont be open again for a few months, but there's still moss vale rd-robertson, kangaroo valley and akuna bay
              could probably do roo valley and moss vale rd in one hit, roughly 40 min drive so im picking that

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty much agree with that plan. Would be cool

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bridgestoned? Or are you that fella that was working at a meat works at the time?

              The Jimmy stuff was honestly the most wack shit. I remember when he first started posting and he was just a quiet kinda harmless autist. Only took him a year to start with the constant samefagging, complaining about himself, pretending to be Falcunt, etc etc.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            also the casual server is more like a big family, voice sessions and gayming sessions every other day or so

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              ABS is the casual server?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if any discord freaks show up they can expect to get king hit

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just want some m8s, m8s. Simple as.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So we turning this into /dat/ or what?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much already is at this point.
      >G0DWYY
      >GOD WHY

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look i know this is some homosexual shit, but do any of you guys fuckin hate calling mechanica to deal with shit you cant do yourself?
    I need an alignment because i did the wheel bearings and i just cannot for the life of me call a place to organise it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah mate I get it but sometimes there's shit that just doesn't make sense to do yourself. You could spend $$$$ on alignment tools, get it close enough with some string and hours of your time, or call a place and have them do it professionally for $50.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      have to decide how much of a headache it is before calling it quits and just giving it to a garage.
      Although every fucking time I've taken it to one I've had problems. They either didn't use all the parts I gave them (oem, not super expensive, but also not cheap either); they fucked up (lost one of the nuts holding the decorative valve cover that I only just bought a month ago to replace the missing one, and crushed one of the spark plug wires under the other stud); or got their resident gorilla with a 3 metre breaker bar to tighten shit up (gland nuts on front struts are so fucking tight). Every time I take it to my regular garage, zero problems. Coincidentally, that place is always booked out. and on the three aforementioned occasions it was rather urgent.

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