ATOGA - Ask The Opposite Gender Anything


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ITT we ask the opposite gender anything.

But please remember that this is /adv, not /b - this is a place to ask for advice, not engage in random trolling.

  1. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    FAQ (please read before posting!)

    >Why did person X do Y?
    We have no idea. Ask them.

    >Is it over?
    No.

    >Is X gay?
    If you have to ask if it's gay, it's gay.

    >I am short/ugly/not physically perfect.
    Low self-esteem and low confidence are FAR more damaging than whatever you think the problem is.

    >I have a small penis.
    If a woman likes you, she won't care.

    >I have a beefy/outie vagina.
    Outside LULZ, NO ONE cares.

    >What does it mean if my gf did sexual things with her ex she won't do with me?
    She doesn't like doing those things and no longer wants to do sexual things she hates just to please a partner. You *should* be asking, why do you want to force her to do things she hates?

    >Do women really?
    No.

    >Is it true women can't cum from penetration?
    Most women can cum from penetration; most women can't cum from penetration ALONE.

    >How do I flirt?
    Flirting is banter with slightly-more-sexual jokes.

    >How do if I know if someone likes me?
    Ask them out. (This is literally the only way to be sure).

    >How do I ask someone out?
    "Do you fancy going for a drink some time?"

    >Why do women reject me?
    Probably you visibly lack confidence.

    >How do I get confident?
    Pretend to be confident. When people treat you better, you'll feel more confident.

    >Can I ask someone out again after being rejected?
    No.
    >What if it's a soft rejection?
    ALL REJECTIONS ARE HARD.

    >What do I do on a date to ensure I get sex or a relationship?
    Dating is not a job interview. The purpose of a date is to HAVE FUN hanging out with a person you like. Have a conversation. Get to know them. Enjoy yourself. There is no perfect dating algorithm; you are interacting with a person, not a machine.

    >I have a detailed medical question.
    Wrong thread.

    >Incel bullshit
    Fuck off to /LULZ.

    >Vaccines
    Fuck off to LULZ.

    >Trannies
    Fuck off to LULZ.

    >How do I find a virgin gf?
    Take your Madonna/whore complex and shove it up your ass.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone read this?

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Does anyone read this?
        Most people do, yes. There are always a few sad incels who think they will somehow acquire some cred by boasting that they haven't read it.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          I’m not incel and usually skip it after the first line, but I also don’t boast about it.
          Are you boasting about putting incels down or something lol, what kind of low is that?

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't read it.
          >crowd goes wild

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Post gender
      Do you prefer hot or cold weather/environment?

      >>I have a detailed medical question.
      >Wrong thread.
      I don't have one but what's wrong with asking? I imagine you have as much chance of finding help here as you would elsewhere

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Cold. In the summer I faint all the time and feel sick.
        I can always cover up and wear warmer layers, but nothing to do when it's hot af.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't have one but what's wrong with asking?
        This is a thread where you ask people of the opposite gender questions. Someone being of the opposite gender does not in any way make them medically qualified. It's perfectly reasonable to post a thread elsewhere on /adv asking a medical question, and directed at people with medical knowledge. But ATOGA is not that thread, and that is not ATOGA's audience.

        It's particularly tiresome when you have women asking gynaecological questions, or men ask about Phimosis. People who do not have a penis probably know less about penises than people who do, so why should a man ask unqualified *women* medical questions about his dick? You're asking the wrong people.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Do you live your whole life like this? Kneeling to the most arbitrary rules and seeing others as one dimensional beings?

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            NTA, but "Don't ask someone a question unless there is at least some chance they might actually know the answer" isn't exactly an *arbitrary* rule.

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              I know a lot more about phimosis than many men do. Some anon might be a medical professional and know a lot more about female hormones than i do. Thinking you can decide what someone else knows is pretty stupid ngl.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >I know a lot more about phimosis than many men do.
                story time?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                There‘s no story to it other than that i had a bf once who had it so i read up on it and then helped him fix it. But still, i find it stupid to assume you can‘t ask the opposite gender everything. And also, most questions like this aren‘t about „oh no what should i do about my phimosis“ they usually are „would you mind if your bf had that?“ and you can‘t ask that other men so that whole disclaimer is just bollocks from back to front.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Please see

                >Also what if I as a guy want to as a gynaecological question?
                That's usually on topic.

                >As for phimosis, I don't think it's that weird to ask girls about to see their experiences, no?
                If the question is "How do girls feel about partners with Phimosis?" that is entirely on topic, but it's also not a medical question. If the question is "How is Phimosis treated?" that is very much off topic and needs a thread of its own.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, there *might* be a woman on here who is a Phimosis expert, but wouldn't it be better to address the question to potential male Phimosis experts as well? In which case, this is the wrong thread.

                This is a thread for men to ask women questions, or women to ask men questions. Being a woman does not make it *more* likely that a person is an expert in penile health. That is a general /adv topic, not an ATOGA topic.

                Now can we move on, please? This is getting tedious.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          >It's particularly tiresome when you have women asking gynaecological questions
          maybe they feel they're more likely to find women here than elsewhere in adv?
          Also what if I as a guy want to as a gynaecological question?

          As for phimosis, I don't think it's that weird to ask girls about to see their experiences, no? Obviously if you want help getting rid of it they might not be the best person to ask

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Also what if I as a guy want to as a gynaecological question?
            That's usually on topic.

            >As for phimosis, I don't think it's that weird to ask girls about to see their experiences, no?
            If the question is "How do girls feel about partners with Phimosis?" that is entirely on topic, but it's also not a medical question. If the question is "How is Phimosis treated?" that is very much off topic and needs a thread of its own.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      > Take your Madonna/whore complex and shove it up your ass.
      > Most women can cum from penetration; most women can't cum from penetration ALONE.
      > I have a beefy/outie vagina.
      >Outside LULZ, NO ONE cares
      Is faq a woman this whole time? Or just a based male?

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Obvs a saddo tranny

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Is faq a woman this whole time? Or just a based male?
        Does it matter? The quality of the answers is more important than the genitalia of the person who provides them.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >/pol
      Go back to plebbit.

      Also, a Madonna-whore complex doesn’t mean what you think it does. Ir specifically refers to men who associate *anything* sexual with defilement. These are the kinds of men who would refuse to touch their wives while visiting prostitutes, because only the prostitutes are sufficiently “unclean”.
      This is entirely different from not wanting to marry a whore. That was a social norm when the complex was first described, and the complex alone was seen as an abnormality, not the desire for exclusivity.

      >inb4 incel
      Incels literally are degenerates who encourage men to fuck around.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Why did person X do Y?
      Because you're an insecure idiot who doesn't just use your big boy / big girl words to ask. Solve problems through communication, not psychic powers.
      >Is it over?
      Yes
      >Is X gay?
      Yes
      >I am short/ugly/not physically perfect.
      Also your mindset sucks ass. Continue making excuses for said mindset and sabotaging yourself. Succeed in staying miserable.
      >I have a small penis.
      See above.
      >What does it mean if my gf did sexual things with her ex she won't do with me?
      She likes them more.
      >Do women really?
      Yes
      >Is it true women can't cum from penetration?
      OP is correct; rub the clit too.
      >How do I flirt?
      Express sexual intent while being fun
      >How do if I know if someone likes me?
      Use words. If you can't because you're insecure, you don't deserve to date. Fix your mental.
      >How do I ask someone out?
      "Yo, you wanna go to {place you'll be} tomorrow?"
      >Why do women reject me?
      They reject you no more or less than everyone else; you've just decided to be a miserable sack of shit for no reason.
      >How do I get confident?
      Step 1: Stop inventing excuses to be insecure and sad
      Step 2: At this point it should be easier to be confident than to be not confident.
      >Can I ask someone out again after being rejected?
      Yes, but if you have feelings for them you're retarded.
      >What do I do on a date to ensure I get sex or a relationship?
      You cannot.
      >Incel bullshit
      Will issue, not skill issue.
      >How do I find a virgin gf?
      Schizophrenia; take meds.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        chill

  2. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    >not engage in random trolling
    You are wrong

  3. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    This girl I'm seeing doesn't always cum, rarely cums in general, maybe every 5th time we fuck, but seems to really enjoy the process regardless. How does it work for women? Can you still like the sex without the ending on your side?

    I mean I'm slowly learning how he body reacts to my touches and movements and the sex is getting better every week but she's not like some other girls I've dated in the past who could cum twice or thrice in a row.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Do you eat her out? Or touch her clit at all?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I‘m like that and i still love fucking. It takes a lot for me to cum but if i don‘t, i also don‘t miss it because i wasn‘t in the right mood or mode to cum anyways, which doesn‘t mean i wasn‘t in the mood for sex. It‘s weird but it‘s a thing.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >i wasn‘t in the right mood or mode to cum anyways, which doesn‘t mean i wasn‘t in the mood for sex
        wait what?
        Like you were in the mood specifically for sex, not just affection or physical touch? Like at that time cuddling together wouldn't have done it for you?

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yes absolutely. I love having him inside me and i love observing him as he cums. I just want to be as close as possible but i‘m not exactly horny. It‘ like making out but on steroids.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't say it's unpleasant to have sex without orgasms, but it's not good either. It's like cuddling just with dick inside and the added benefit of my bf cooming.
      Orgasms are what makes sex good for me without doubt.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >It's like cuddling just with dick inside and the added benefit of my bf cooming
        This exactly but i love it

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I feel the exact same as

      I‘m like that and i still love fucking. It takes a lot for me to cum but if i don‘t, i also don‘t miss it because i wasn‘t in the right mood or mode to cum anyways, which doesn‘t mean i wasn‘t in the mood for sex. It‘s weird but it‘s a thing.

      . But most women can't cum from penetration so keep that in mind, if you finish and she doesn't you should give her oral or something until she does

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Can you still like the sex without the ending on your side?
      Yes.

      But I can't help wondering if you're the kind of who man expects women to be able to cum from penetration alone? Women vary a lot, but I'd say a typical woman would want to cum several times BEFORE you put your dick in her.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Who has time for that

  4. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Girl asking guys, help me split this hair:
    >A: Do you wanna go out some time?
    >B: Do you wanna grab a drink with me some time?
    I feel like 'B' is more casual, but possibly unclear - as well as possibly too specific (heaven forbid he completely misses that I'm asking him out AND just doesn't happen to be in the mood for a drink).
    'A' feels a lot more foolproof, just dauntingly direct as far as actually getting the words out. But it wouldn't be dauntingly direct to receive, would it? It's still pretty casual, right?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      If we're close, I would be more inclined to take A as a group activity than B.
      If you asked me A and I didn't know you liked me, my first thought would be something along the lines of "yeah I'm free this weekend, you wanna ask casey along?"

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Saying "some time" eliminates mood as a problem. He may not be in the mood for a drink now, but he will be at some point.

        Which of these I would recommend depends on whether you think you *might* like the guy and would like to spend a little time chatting to make your mind up, or whether you *know* you like him and want a full-on date; and also on whether you think he has had the time to make the same decision about you.

        If I'm talking to someone on a dating app, for example, I would always try "Do you want to go for a drink or something?" because what's being proposed there is a short (maybe half-hour) meeting to determine whether the two of us would like to go on an actual date or not - not something you can decide when you haven't actually met face to face.

        Similarly, if you've only just met the guy and he probably hasn't had time to decide if he likes you or not, steer things towards a casual hang-out with a possible date to follow if you both want to; if you already know each other quite well, then suggest an actual date up front.

        Not a guy but if i wanted to make it clear this was a one on one thing but not yet a „date“, i‘d probably ask „do you want to do something/spend time together on the weekend?“ i‘ve never done that though, sounds risky. Instead i‘d try to find a way to make it less obvious. Like asking about him coming to my place to pick up that book i told him i‘ll lend him or something along the lines. I feel like there‘s no point in wanting to spend time with someone if you have nothing like that you could use because then it seems like you don‘t have any shared interest anyways so why even bother?

        Thanks for the thoughtful responses.
        Context is he's sort of a friend, so I definitely need to avoid him mistaking it as a friend/group thing lol.
        I know I like him and would like to go on a date, but I don't think he has any idea, so I'm also wary of being too forward in case he's caught off guard.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          I will tell you right now, no guy will feel bad about a girl asking him out. However, do so in private for the very slight offchance that you are seen as "below him" and it would somehow embarrass him if others knew. I've had to struggle with being ridiculed for something like that and it's not fun to deal with.

          Keep in mind that this doesn't automatically mean he'll accept it, just that he'll be happy to know someone likes him that way. Just be forward & don't worry too much about it. Be clear because tons of dudes are too dense to realize when a girl is being subtle.

          For example when the other anon talked about asking me to come to her place to pick up a book, I would not look deeper into that than her loaning me a book (obviously it opens you up to hanging out at your place and that might make me realize but if you just let me walk back out I'd be none the wiser)

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Saying "some time" eliminates mood as a problem. He may not be in the mood for a drink now, but he will be at some point.

      Which of these I would recommend depends on whether you think you *might* like the guy and would like to spend a little time chatting to make your mind up, or whether you *know* you like him and want a full-on date; and also on whether you think he has had the time to make the same decision about you.

      If I'm talking to someone on a dating app, for example, I would always try "Do you want to go for a drink or something?" because what's being proposed there is a short (maybe half-hour) meeting to determine whether the two of us would like to go on an actual date or not - not something you can decide when you haven't actually met face to face.

      Similarly, if you've only just met the guy and he probably hasn't had time to decide if he likes you or not, steer things towards a casual hang-out with a possible date to follow if you both want to; if you already know each other quite well, then suggest an actual date up front.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Not a guy but if i wanted to make it clear this was a one on one thing but not yet a „date“, i‘d probably ask „do you want to do something/spend time together on the weekend?“ i‘ve never done that though, sounds risky. Instead i‘d try to find a way to make it less obvious. Like asking about him coming to my place to pick up that book i told him i‘ll lend him or something along the lines. I feel like there‘s no point in wanting to spend time with someone if you have nothing like that you could use because then it seems like you don‘t have any shared interest anyways so why even bother?

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >spend time together
        I would take this as a "date", spending time together sounds a lot more personal than just "going out" or "doing something"

        Sure, there *might* be a woman on here who is a Phimosis expert, but wouldn't it be better to address the question to potential male Phimosis experts as well? In which case, this is the wrong thread.

        This is a thread for men to ask women questions, or women to ask men questions. Being a woman does not make it *more* likely that a person is an expert in penile health. That is a general /adv topic, not an ATOGA topic.

        Now can we move on, please? This is getting tedious.

        >In which case, this is the wrong thread.
        I've learned pretty early on that there's not much hangup of "opposite gender only", sure you might argue that's against the point of the thread but I don't see an alternative on /adv/ and making a new thread for every question would clog up the board.

  5. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    >one shot at uni life
    >fucked it up by being a mentally ill shutin commuter student, missed out on making friends in uni accomodation, no parties, no large friend circles, no sex
    >graduating soon, i'm a big boy now, gotta be a good boy and get a job, too old to go back to uni and party in uni accomodation with 18 year olds
    >one shot to ascend spergdom and i fucked it up
    this is gonna haunt me for the rest of my life, how do i cope?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I was somewhat social during my college years, sure no large parties or sex or whatever & while it was a good time that shit didn't carry over for me.
      It's just as "over" for me as it is for you, anon

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      That's not true, anon. Normalfags act like uni is the shit, the only time in your life when you're alive, everything else is routine. Just like highschool, or kindergarten, it's not for everyone.
      I started working at 17, sure I missed out on easy living, but I wouldn't trade my life experience for it. I'm 25 now and it shows very quick within 5 minutes of interaction with a man who looks back at the uni life because that was his shot at life and it's over (a homosexual)

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like you're just coping, little kid.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Who cares, I'm pretty happy with adult life because I've been doing it for years, everyone else is fresh out of the uni bubble and sad to be suddenly all alone, and working.

  6. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I‘m a masochist though, i like how it hurts

    • 2 days ago
      Just a Lily

      Same, I can't kill myself because I'm here for the suffering

  7. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Never had social problems and were pretty popular in elementary and high school. But as an adult I have kinda distanced from people. Which most of the time doesnt really bother me but many times it is lonely (M btw)

  8. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Men do you mind hair on a woman's arm (or leg)? I have a light and thin but visible hair and don't really like to shave it. Would it be a turn off?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      looks like it is a turn off even for answering

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      depends how distinct it is and if it's soft
      if it's very distinct (aka at a glance people will see you have hairy arms/legs) then yeah I'd prefer without.
      But you don't have to be some smooth doll that has no hair except on her scalp to me
      For example, something like pic related is past what I'd prefer.
      I have pretty light bodyhair and I'd like my girl to not have more bodyhair than me pretty much

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        I think I have a little less than pic rel, but much more lighter and of course it's soft. And shaving would feel like some soft plastic surgery

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          if it's lighter you have been blessed because the less noticeable it is the less of an issue it is. Only time lighter armhair appears is when it catches the light
          regardless I'd rather her be okay with it and leave it than be ashamed of it and do something uncomfortable to get rid of it (unless it's like really bad)

          It really isn't a dealbreaker until you start looking like wolverine or some shit

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            It is mainly visible in summer because I get tanned but the hair gets even more lighter so it looks like it's glowing

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              Stop I can only get so excited hnnng

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Nta, I'm a man and I've got thick black hair all over. Blonde body hair is ok on women, idk why but I don't mind it. Dark hair is ugly. Can't put my finger on why, if it's blonde and thin it's ok, black and thick is masculine and I associate it with my own body.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        > pic
        her hands are hairier than me mine, lel

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t care

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Hottttttttttttttt

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        I should try dating cavemen you say?

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          YES!

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Would it be a turn off?
      Not to me. But guys who watch too much porn generally need a woman to be totally hairless except for cranial hair, eyebrows, and eyelashes; and some of them even have a problem with eyebrows.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        I think it is common in mainstream media too to not see any hair on women

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        IMO there's three regions a girl should avoid hair, chest, face & legs. I definitely don't mind a bush, I don't even mind pits, but something about a hairy chest is weird.
        And I just really like soft feminine smooth legs

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          But naturally we have hair on our legs

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            I know and I wish nature didn't give you that
            also don't a lot of women also naturally have at least some hair on their upper lip?

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah some have, especially when older

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              Peach fuzz is normal on all of your face‘s skin. And the hairs around the upper lip do have a tendency to produce on or two slightly darker ones even in light haired girls, yes. You‘d have to observe them really well though to notice that.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      kinda but it's common in the genetics where I live in so I tolerate it

  9. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    What do you and your friends do together

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Talk

    • 2 days ago
      Just a Lily

      My friends are all online with occasional offline meetups. We usually play card/board games, talk, go out places to eat, go to places that have shops/things to see.
      I'm going to see a friend next month and we'll probably cook together or something.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Going over to each other houses to eat or drink something together, chat and play board games.
      If we're going out, it's often dinner and/or drinks.
      I have a couple friends I go on hikes with, my best friend loves cycling so we go out together on this cycle path (she rides her bike and I rollerblade), and also I go on long walks with my cousin almost every day.

  10. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Men, do you employ PUA techniques?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      > PUA techniques
      never heard of them

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >pick up artist techniques
      I'll admit I have watched some, but I'd never try it.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      No, I don't think those would work form me, also would feel like some idiot

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t watch or follow that, so I couldn’t tell you for sure, but I don’t like pretending to be someone I’m not, especially not to manipulate people.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. I know about the usual ones...
      >hit the gym
      >be a fun person
      >tease girls
      >be physical
      >unite dream and day
      But they're all too hard for me.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        dream and day
        huh

        you should work out though. It really isn't hard because you can choose to do the amount you want to do

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Not really. I know about the usual ones...
          >hit the gym
          >be a fun person
          >tease girls
          >be physical
          >unite dream and day
          But they're all too hard for me.

          I always hear that from girls hitting the gym nowadays gives you nothing plus in attractiveness

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            You're not meant to get completely fucking ripped, but girls still prefer some muscle definition compared to nothing. If you're already there you can simply take it easier and just maintain what you have rather than continuing to build
            Regardless, working out isn't just to make girls go awooga. It makes you healthier and stronger, both of which are good things. Stop thinking of girls as the only reason to do things anon

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              I do sports since I was 7 so I don't do it for girls more like a habit or even obsession, would say I'm ottermode. Just mentioned it.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                yeah as far as I've seen ottermode is the physique girls like the most, if you do a lot of sports it's an acceptable alternative for working out but most people would rather "force" it if they don't have a sport they're interested in.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Ottermode is what you have in most in most combat sport, also work out on days when I don't go training

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            They're lying because they "don't want to be whores" or are insecure. Start lifting and see for yourself.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          I should do many things.

          [...]
          I always hear that from girls hitting the gym nowadays gives you nothing plus in attractiveness

          It's so you don't embarrass yourself the second you try to lift something. Like, for instance, a girl. It probably doesn't help in the dating market since everyone is on steroids.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Men, do you employ PUA techniques?
      I shouldn't really be replying to this, as I'm a girl, but I have to say there is literally nothing funnier than spotting a guy who is trying to use Pick Up Artist bullshit and then deliberately sabotaging it every step of the way.

      For example, there's a "pattern" that a lot of PUA beginners try to use verbatim. Here's how it's supposed to go:

      https://www.fastseduction.com/files/guide/03_approaching/11_The_Patterns/p_dc.html

      As soon as the guy starts in on that, I will say "Oh, GOD, please don't talk to me about theme park rides! They make me throw up every time! Just thinking about them I just feel like I'm going to vomit all over the table! I can't imagine a worse feeling, can you?"

      And then just watch him flounder. It's seriously *so* much fun.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Are you a time traveller from 2008? Where do you even find guys like that?

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          >You just FEEL SO ENTHRALLED that you want to TAKE THIS RIDE (point to your pecker!)
          What
          The
          Actual
          Fuck

          *take out notebook*
          *flip through it*
          uhhh... Have you heard that chimpanzees are genetically the closest to humans?

          >Ok, this pattern has been reported to make women cum, out of the blue, just by reciting it to them
          You can't make this shit up

          I know, right? (helpless laughter)

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Not her, but those guys haven’t gone anywhere. If anything, they studied hard during pandemic quarantines, and now they’re back on the streets with a vengeance. It’s extremely tiring to have a PUA script used on me.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >You just FEEL SO ENTHRALLED that you want to TAKE THIS RIDE (point to your pecker!)
        What
        The
        Actual
        Fuck

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        *take out notebook*
        *flip through it*
        uhhh... Have you heard that chimpanzees are genetically the closest to humans?

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Ok, this pattern has been reported to make women cum, out of the blue, just by reciting it to them
        You can't make this shit up

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        this has to be a trolling

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          >this has to be a trolling
          Ross Jeffries used to make a fortune from giving seminars about this stuff. Tom Cruise's character in "Magnolia" is inspired by him. There are plenty of PUA gurus who make lots of money from book sales too.

  11. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Question for male pedos;
    Is this concept only arousing for you in theory or would you actually go for it if you didn‘t get caught or had the money/power to not face repercussions?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Having consensual sex with an underage person would be extremely arousing to me, and I would give almost anything to be able to do it; but unfortunately it's physically impossible. It's not just legally impossible, or practically impossible, it's a phenomenon which cannot physically exist in this universe. Underage people cannot give their informed consent to sex because they cannot properly understand what it is they are consenting to, and that will never change.

      So, people like me have no option but to go pretty much their whole lives without sex. Very, very occasionally I come across a girl who has the physical characteristics of someone who is much younger than she actually is, and is able to attract me; but once you start getting close to 30, hanging out with 19 year old girls really isn't an option any more - they just men that age creepy - so I doubt that will ever happen again. I'll probably spend the rest of my life jerking off to hentai (almost all of which is aimed at guys who like underage girls) and perhaps occasionally trying to find a young-looking hooker.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds exactly like the beginning part of e-boita. I appreciate the honesty. So i guess in your case what is holding you back is that you wouldn‘t enjoy this if it wasn‘t consensual?

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          For me it's the exact opposite lol
          Some girls hit puberty as early as 9 so seeing 15yo with C and D cups is almost the norm nowadays. Of course I would fuck them if they look like that.
          On the other hand I don't want to take advantage of them because they're retarded teenagers.
          They would fuck other 15 yo anyways though so it's probably not that bad if they had their first time with a guy that's a bit more mature and doesn't treat them like Garbage

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          >That sounds exactly like the beginning part of e-boita.
          Well, Humbert Humbert was not a man who had accepted the reality of his situation. He believed, at least on some level, that it was possible for him and e-boita to be a couple. I don't believe that on any level.

          >I appreciate the honesty. So i guess in your case what is holding you back is that you wouldn‘t enjoy this if it wasn‘t consensual?
          Well, yeah. I mean, people often interpret "paedophile" and "child abuser" as synonymous. They aren't at all. It's like the difference between being "heterosexual" and being "a rapist". Being attracted to adult women doesn't mean that you want to *rape* adult women; it's perfectly possible to be attracted to adult women but find the idea of committing rape repulsive.

          I'm attracted to children; but I find the idea of raping a child repulsive. Since *all* sex between an adult and a child is *automatically* rape, that means I can't ever have sex with the sort of person I'm attracted to.

          This sucks beyond belief, but there's no point in pretending it isn't true.

          I suppose it's a little like being a life-long incel, except that I don't construct a whole mythology around the idea that it's somehow the children's fault and then spend my life blaming them.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Look at this little shit victimizing himself. Get help shizo.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Hey, they asked.

          And there isn't any help for someone like me. Paedophilia is a sexual orientation. Therapy can't "help" it any more than so-called "conversion therapy" can make a gay person straight; it just doesn't work.

          If you're dealing with a person who has not yet understood that they will never be able to have sex with someone they're actually attracted to, or who is delusional enough to believe that consensual sex between an adult and a child is possible, then sure, *that* person absolutely needs help. But "help" in that context just means accepting reality and finding ways to live with what must inevitably happen - that you cannot ever have sex with someone you're actually attracted to. I accepted that a very long time ago. Beyond that point there really isn't any help.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Risky topic so hopefully I don't get banned for discussing it but I picture it as being similar to bestiality. There's 3 blocks: Legal, Moral & Practical/Physical.
      Even if you take the legal dilemma away, you're left with two. Obviously in some cases this is less of an issue, for example the practical/physical block isn't much of an issue when it comes to fucking a mare.

      When it comes to children, both of these are huge because you know it's wrong to do and so does everyone else. In addition you know this could cause irreparable damage. I think anyone that acts on it is mentally ill beyond pedophilia in the first place because even if they thought they could get away with it, the other two should stop them

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for the response anon

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      in minecraft in theory just likenin my japanese drawings I would if given the chance

  12. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody else just love watching women panic or am I just a psychopath?

  13. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Mother's side
    >Grandfather has blue eyes
    >Grandmother has brown eyes
    >Mother has brown eyes
    Father's side
    >Grandfather has brown-green eyes
    >Grandmother has blue eyes
    >Father has blue eyes
    Me
    >Brown-green eyes
    What colour eyes will my children have, if I have children with a blue-eyed person?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Brown -green

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Entirely depends on the eye colour of his/her ancestors.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense; so generally speaking if they have an overwhelming majority of blue in their family tree, we're looking at blue-eyed children? And if it's something similar to mine, then brown-green?

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Almost no chance of blue if yours are brown. Maybe green.

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            How do you explain my blue-eyed father then? His dad has brown eyes.

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              Mailman had blue

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      For each child there's about a 50/50 chance of being blue or being brownish.

      The brown eyes gene is dominant over the blue eyes gene. (Aryan genes are weak). So, someone who has blue eyes must have two blue genes. Someone with brown genes may have either two brown genes or one brown and one blue. You inherited a brown gene from your mother and a blue gene from your father. Your husband has two blue genes. Each child will therefore inherit a blue gene from your husband and either a blue or a brown from you (50/50 chance). So there's a 50% chance each child will be brown-eyed, and 50% chance it will be blue-eyed.

      Fun fact: if two blue-eyed people have a brown-eyed child, he is not the biological father. (But the reverse is not true; two brown-eyed people can have a blue-eyed child, because they might both have one brown gene and one blue gene).

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but thanks for clearing that up because i always found it weird that both my parents and my siblings had green eyes but i have blue.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Green eyes and blue eyes are, I think, different expressions of the same gene. The green or blue colouring is not actually a pigment, it's do to with the way the light refracts inside the eye. But the brown colour in brown eyes is actually melanin, the same thing as in tanned skin.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Fun fact: if two blue-eyed people have a brown-eyed child, he is not the biological father.
        False. This shit is easy to google too so you have no excuse, you mong.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          i´d still do an undercover paternity test

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            That's because you're a retard who doesn't know how genetics work

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              nah, i would do it anyway if he had my eyes. plenty of blokes have blue eyes

  14. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Ladies
    Do you like e-boi or shota

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      No i find it creepy

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Nope

  15. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    State gender

    Purely from a research stand point, Should I watch porn to get a feel for what women would like during sex?
    Specifically, should I watch Johnny Sins? It seems most girls love him.

    I know porn is a but much at times, but I’m curious if it would give me good pointers, especially with girls who want to be fucked like a whore.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Idk who that is but i recently watched a vid of a guy fucking a toy and i swear he did an amazing job because that was exactly how i‘d want to get fucked. So maybe watch those kind of vids if you want to learn something.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Link to the vid?

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Link? For research purposes

          Phew i‘d have to go dig, it might take a while

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            If you wouldn’t mind trying, I would very much appreciate it

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              Wasn‘t as hard as i thought it would be.
              I love how he focuses on his own pleasure (duh, because it‘s a toy but i feel like that‘s what would make actual sex amazing too) and isn‘t doing the hammering but taking it slow, being playful and trying stuff out instead of having a fixed order of actions.
              https://de.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph584c7aa901209

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >check comments
                >bunch of female coomers talking about how good it is
                KEK

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you!

                M
                >Should I watch porn to get a feel for what women would like during sex?
                no, you should ask your girlfriend, retard
                Since they cut out the parts where the dude cums to make it look like he's pumping for an hour straight don't for a second imagine it'll give you a realistic representation of what the girl likes

                >ask your girlfriend
                You think I have a girlfriend, homosexual?
                Im talking about for sex with one night stands and am just trying to get ideas for what I, or the girls might like.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Im talking about for sex with one night stands
                then ask them. Fairly sure chicks will prefer a dude who's open about his inexperience over a dude who acts cocky and pretends to know what he's doing because he watched some porn vids

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Fairly sure chicks will prefer a dude who's open about his inexperience over a dude who acts cocky and pretends to know what he's doing because he watched some porn vids
                This. A thousand times this.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >and isn‘t doing the hammering but taking it slow, being playful and trying stuff out
                Isn't this the norm? When you nut the pleasure kinda stops so I feel like it makes sense to take your time and drag it out so to speak. If anything I'd be wary of going too slow for her

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                No the issue is that men watch stupid porn where it‘s cut and edited and the girls put on an act of how muuuuuch they love being hammered for 30mins straight and so many guys do that irl too.

                That's exactly how I do it. Maybe that's why girls tell me I'm good in bed lol

                Most likely, yes

                >check comments
                >bunch of female coomers talking about how good it is
                KEK

                I knew i‘m not the only one lol

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                That's exactly how I do it. Maybe that's why girls tell me I'm good in bed lol

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                What the fuck is going on with his dick

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                He‘s uncut anon get over it

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I'm uncut too but his dick just looks weird, lumpy ass mf

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Funny thing is that it doesn‘t matter at all what his dick looks like, all i care about is him moaning/groaning/edging and cumming hard.

                >That‘s not how this works
                idk anon, making dudes watch other dudes pumping sex toys for "research" sounds kinda weird

                [...]
                >I knew i‘m not the only one lol
                I'm honestly surprised at finding out how much chicks like a dude who moans/grunts

                Better than them watching crap that will only make it even more unlikely they‘ll ever end up being good in bed.
                I am not surprised in the least about being vocal though.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >all i care about is him moaning/groaning/edging
                >edging
                wait
                hang on
                there's no way girls would want me to pull out when I'm close and just start rubbing her for a bit while I calm down, right
                You're just referring to it as porn, something to get off to watching, right?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                No no no please always ALWAYS do this

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Funny thing is that it doesn‘t matter at all what his dick looks like, all i care about is him moaning/groaning/edging and cumming hard.
                [...]
                Better than them watching crap that will only make it even more unlikely they‘ll ever end up being good in bed.
                I am not surprised in the least about being vocal though.

                Oh no you spill all the secrets
                I want to hear I'm the best they ever had in the future too and if you spill all the secrets that's unfair

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Terribly sorry anon, truly but the good thing is that good sex will always be amazing and there‘s millions of women who will never experience it, so your chances of fucking one that never had anyone fuck her real good are still strong.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                The only thing he did wrong (and obviously for the sake of filming it) is to pull out to cum. Irl you‘d have to cum inside 100%.

                well that just changes the whole game
                I always assumed once you started you had to keep going or chicks would get frustrated & wonder why you stopped

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yes and that is exactly what women mean when they say their bf/man/husband has porndamage because that‘s how men in porn fuck and what women in porn pretend to like.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Well maybe if women wouldn't be fucking only the top 10% and would be more vocal about what they want in bed the knowledge would spread faster hm?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >imagine caring about what women like
                quit being such a pussy bitch

                Jajajajajaja *yawn*

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >imagine caring about what women like
                quit being such a pussy bitch

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I mean I don't think it's porndamage exactly
                I just always felt edging was kinda weird as you're effectively stopping pleasure just before the highest point. It feels nice but I thought it was something degenerate that only brainrotten coomers did. Guess I'll have to get used to edging more now

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Never thought if it from that perspective. Nah i think it‘s pretty natural to be playful with your arousal. Way more than trying to „get it over with“ in linear fashion. I know i‘ve always been playful and edging with masturbating and i haven‘t watched any porn until i was 17 but started touching myself as a toddler. So idk, does‘t feel degenerate or unnatural to me.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yes and that is exactly what women mean when they say their bf/man/husband has porndamage because that‘s how men in porn fuck and what women in porn pretend to like.

                One caveat: Don't stop if it seems like she's about to come and it's about time for that to happen. If you're in that zone, you generally need to just keep doing whatever it is you're doing with as little variation as possible.
                But any other time, absolutely: stop, tease, change positions, whatever.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Ah yes, this is true. Obviously don‘t stop when she‘s getting close unless you want to edge her a little longer too. I like that sometimes but it has to be done masterfully or i‘ll lose my horny.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                The only thing he did wrong (and obviously for the sake of filming it) is to pull out to cum. Irl you‘d have to cum inside 100%.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                > taking it slow, being playful and trying stuff out instead of having a fixed order of actions
                isn't this like a baseline?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                It should be anon IT GOD DAMN SHOULD BE YOU WOULN‘T BELIEVE OH MY GOD

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                And girls in general
                Can you share some bad sex stories?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                of course they can. women barely know how to fuck until they are like, 25

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I am trying to forget anon, not remember

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                uhuh sure, you dramatic clown

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                i can already imagine it. a fat stinky lard ass on top of you doing missionary and going out of steam in less than 1 minute. Sounds hot, ngl.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Teaching others to do better should make things better in the future for you though

                Never thought if it from that perspective. Nah i think it‘s pretty natural to be playful with your arousal. Way more than trying to „get it over with“ in linear fashion. I know i‘ve always been playful and edging with masturbating and i haven‘t watched any porn until i was 17 but started touching myself as a toddler. So idk, does‘t feel degenerate or unnatural to me.

                I was the opposite, I started watching porn pretty early on but didn't start masturbating until like a year or more later. I didn't even know that was a thing that was possible
                >Way more than trying to „get it over with“ in linear fashion
                I don't see it as "get it over with" but rather something that wasn't meant to be stopped, so you had to be careful not to get too excited too fast because then you'd just pop too quickly and not get to enjoy it. It's the same way I jerk off, I get little pleasure from just going full blast even when edging because then you're just constantly going "on, off, on, off, on, off". I much prefer slow stimulation & enjoying the progress of it building up over time and then letting it ebb again

                [...]
                One caveat: Don't stop if it seems like she's about to come and it's about time for that to happen. If you're in that zone, you generally need to just keep doing whatever it is you're doing with as little variation as possible.
                But any other time, absolutely: stop, tease, change positions, whatever.

                >If you're in that zone, you generally need to just keep doing whatever it is you're doing with as little variation as possible.
                not even speed up or increase intensity? I always speed up right as I cum because it's a very short window where things feel even better (which is why the whole ruined orgasm thing exists)

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >not even speed up or increase intensity? I always speed up right as I cum because it's a very short window where things feel even better (which is why the whole ruined orgasm thing exists)
                That's the common instinct among men, but more often than not, you'll probably find that whatever you're doing is what's working. Ain't broke, don't fix it.
                It could be different for different women, so take this with a grain of salt (if she's screaming 'faster!' don't be all 'b-but anon told me not to!!!'), but it's definitely something to keep in mind.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >(if she's screaming 'faster!' don't be all 'b-but anon told me not to!!!')
                wait I thought girls really liked me telling them about the advice strangers gave me on an indonesian glassblowing forum

                >That's the common instinct among men, but more often than not, you'll probably find that whatever you're doing is what's working. Ain't broke, don't fix it.
                Fair enough, I'll keep it in mind for whenever it'll come in handy. Thanks anon.
                What about directly after, do girls want me to keep going as before or calm down for a little bit and take it slower for a while

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                jeez, calm down
                i mean, i only had sex once, but i always thought, this is what good sex supposed to be like

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >calm down
                I‘m trying, ok

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            Do it for the anons who want to get better at sex plz

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Link? For research purposes

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Link to the vid?

        Link? For research purposes

        anon stop turning dudes gay

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          That‘s not how this works

          Hey, they asked.

          And there isn't any help for someone like me. Paedophilia is a sexual orientation. Therapy can't "help" it any more than so-called "conversion therapy" can make a gay person straight; it just doesn't work.

          If you're dealing with a person who has not yet understood that they will never be able to have sex with someone they're actually attracted to, or who is delusional enough to believe that consensual sex between an adult and a child is possible, then sure, *that* person absolutely needs help. But "help" in that context just means accepting reality and finding ways to live with what must inevitably happen - that you cannot ever have sex with someone you're actually attracted to. I accepted that a very long time ago. Beyond that point there really isn't any help.

          >That sounds exactly like the beginning part of e-boita.
          Well, Humbert Humbert was not a man who had accepted the reality of his situation. He believed, at least on some level, that it was possible for him and e-boita to be a couple. I don't believe that on any level.

          >I appreciate the honesty. So i guess in your case what is holding you back is that you wouldn‘t enjoy this if it wasn‘t consensual?
          Well, yeah. I mean, people often interpret "paedophile" and "child abuser" as synonymous. They aren't at all. It's like the difference between being "heterosexual" and being "a rapist". Being attracted to adult women doesn't mean that you want to *rape* adult women; it's perfectly possible to be attracted to adult women but find the idea of committing rape repulsive.

          I'm attracted to children; but I find the idea of raping a child repulsive. Since *all* sex between an adult and a child is *automatically* rape, that means I can't ever have sex with the sort of person I'm attracted to.

          This sucks beyond belief, but there's no point in pretending it isn't true.

          I suppose it's a little like being a life-long incel, except that I don't construct a whole mythology around the idea that it's somehow the children's fault and then spend my life blaming them.

          Well i meant at the beginning, where he married the older woman and had that encounter with the beautiful prostitute with questionable age.
          Talking of, i feel like in his case it could have been about wanting to recapture that sense of innocence from his first love at the beach. Do you think that holds any truth? You know, the idea that he basically stayed stuck in his preteen self when it comes to love and sexuality and that that stayed with him till the end? He never got to explore this with annabel, since their families were always disrupting their sexual exploration, thus forcing both of them to suppress it instead.

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            >That‘s not how this works
            idk anon, making dudes watch other dudes pumping sex toys for "research" sounds kinda weird

            No the issue is that men watch stupid porn where it‘s cut and edited and the girls put on an act of how muuuuuch they love being hammered for 30mins straight and so many guys do that irl too.
            [...]
            Most likely, yes
            [...]
            I knew i‘m not the only one lol

            >I knew i‘m not the only one lol
            I'm honestly surprised at finding out how much chicks like a dude who moans/grunts

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Talking of, i feel like in his case it could have been about wanting to recapture that sense of innocence from his first love at the beach. Do you think that holds any truth?
            In Humbert's case, I think he kind of became sexually and romantically imprinted on his first experience. This isn't entirely unrealistic; that's how at least some fetishes are created, with people become accidentally conditioned to certain things when their sexuality is just emerging.

            Emotionally speaking he is probably also trying to recapture the last time he was actually happy, sure.

            Of course Humbert is an unreliable narrator, so you have to be a little careful about what you believe!

            In my case it has a lot to do with physicality. I don't like adult male bodies, because I don't like muscle and hair; but I also don't like adult female bodies, because I don't like soft bcushions of flesh. I'm very attracted to child-like facial features too - don't like bony faces with strong chins. Occasionally you do find adults with child-like faces - Ana de Armas, for example, I found very pretty well into her 20s, and slim, small-breasted Asian girls sometimes have a figure I like.

            It's also that, in my case, paternal-like affection kind of gets muddled up with sexual affection in my mind. Some people are able to express that in a healthy way - DD/lg - but it doesn't quite work for me.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      M
      Better to learn on the job, commercial porn is cringe

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Male
      >should I watch porn
      No.
      >to get a feel for what women would like
      Lol, absolutely not.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Back to r*ddit you go

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t post on r*ddit, homosexual

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Believe it or not there are actually a lot of porn videos made to educate you on how to please a woman. Like you can look up videos of how to eat pussy. Keep in mind not all women are the same and everyone likes different shit, and different things make different people tick, but you can learn some things.

      Generally speaking though I’d also try to go very lightly with porn. Like don’t make a habit of jacking off and watching it all the time. This isn’t even some No Fap or anti porn rhetoric, but it can actually be pretty bad for you and it can fuck with your head and possibly give you ED, serious stuff

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yea I’ve seen some of those videos. I’m just curious about the videos where the guy is basically doing whatever he wants and fucks the shit out of a girl. I have my own limits, and won’t do something that I don’t think neither I nor the girl I’m with will enjoy.

        I’m addicted to porn, and nofap never changed anything for me. Only when I go days without masturbating do I get really horny and prefer talking to women over bearing off. But I never get girls when I’m that horny, I get them only when I’m not super focused on having sex

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      M
      >Should I watch porn to get a feel for what women would like during sex?
      no, you should ask your girlfriend, retard
      Since they cut out the parts where the dude cums to make it look like he's pumping for an hour straight don't for a second imagine it'll give you a realistic representation of what the girl likes

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      M
      No you should watch tranny porn instead. Almost same pleasure plus you don't get spoilers about sex with women

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Should I watch porn to get a feel for what women would like during sex?
      Oh dear God, no!

  16. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Both genders

    Would you form any type of bias or judgement based upon a woman who had one or more piercings on her vagina?
    I am a 27 year old male and I have been around the block a few times so I can’t really talk but I feel like piercing your vag is nasty, trashy and screams “I’m a huge slut,”

    • 2 days ago
      Just a Lily

      Probably not in depth, but there are some surface level assumptions i can make. Most women don't want anything sharp or pointy near their vagina, and tattoos are meant to show off to people and be an accessory.
      So the person is probably very comfortable getting shit done down there, and planning on having it be seen.
      Most of them probably sluts but it's possible to do it and not be one, i guess.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Male
      Yes, she’s a guaranteed slut. If I saw that on my wedding night, I would divorce.

  17. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Any anons have dark circles under their eyes even though they eat healthy, exercise and get adequate sleep? How do I fix this?

    I’m late 20s

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >dark circles under their eyes
      Yes
      >eat healthy, exercise and get adequate sleep
      No I don't do any of this kek

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Are you a cute girl? If so please keep your dark circles, I love it

  18. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Girls can you post a voca sayin the n word?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Surely not

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Why not please?

  19. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Girls would you be attracted to a man who wrote his own erotica to get himself off?

    Because I don't watch porn at all really, but writing smut filled fantasy stuff is soooooo much fun

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >changed the post from just writing in general to writing smut
      didn't get enough responses last time?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Writing smut for others is based.
      Writing smut for yourself is cringe.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Nta, what do you like about smut? All femanons are into it. What do you like about a man writing it?

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          >all femanons
          I don‘t

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            Do you watch porn though?

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              No

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Congrats, you passed. I hate pornography.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Ok do i get a diploma now?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                A degree from the School of Hard Knocks... but not "hard" "knocks"...

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I feel honored

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Here you go, lass

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Teasisters... we lose again...

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Hehe

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Saved, lol

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yes yes i know my art skills are off the charts

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Your handwriting's great, mine actually looks like that despite drawing it on a thinkpad
                Loving these comfy hours when americans are asleep or something

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Ahah thank you, i wrote it with my finger on my phone but it gets the point across.
                Comfy hours indeed.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Do you just fantasize or do you not even masturbate?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I don‘t fantasize either, i just focus on the pleasure. I do masturbate though.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          I love smutty fanfiction because characters get stuck in my head and it pleases me to imagine the story continuing

  20. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Getting girls is like afternoon nap easy, especially the hot ones lol

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Teach NOW!

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        be rich

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Teach NOW!
        You're not ready for this. Because first step is to not wanting to fuck her lol

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Okay okay, what's the second step?

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Okay okay, what's the second step?
            No not okay okay
            This is the most important step. If you talk to her you never even a microsecond think about wanting to fuck her. Since you can't do that without practicing for years you're not ready for step 2

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              But I can do it to girls I don't want to fuck and I can always practice later. What comes after?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I see that you're not there yet. Practice my friend and come back when you did this with a 10/10 and succeeded

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I have managed to make women want to fuck me in the past but I couldn't progress from there. What do I do next?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >I have managed to make women want to fuck me in the past but I couldn't progress from there. What do I do next?
                What
                How do you fuck it up at that stage?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I have autism and I am afraid to

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                no, you were just boring, thats not being autistic.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >I have autism
                Then you shouldn't procreate anyways sorry

  21. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Describing it as jestermaxxing, incels describe the mere act of being a fun guy to hang around with as an entire dating strategy.
    what the fuck am I reading

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      what? quit projecting your made up fantasies on him

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        it's the first non twitter result anon, don't blame me

  22. 2 days ago
    Just a Lily

    [...]

    You've already asked this. Just get over the hump, and if you still feel like this when you have a clear head, consider walking out. If you're already dethatched just ride it out for a while.

  23. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    My gf eats clay. Is that a redflag?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Like the healing clay supposedly helping you to detox?

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        No she had a small clay statue and she just eat a part of it

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Run run run

    • 2 days ago
      Just a Lily

      That's called pica

  24. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Girls, just letting you know I intend to cum in the next 30 minutes. What will you do with this information?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Find it arousing

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        sigh, you can have a (you) I guess

        So uhm... wanna help?

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            Okay. How about we go to horny jail together 😉

            not particularly, no
            you're on your own bud, gl

            Thanks! Good luck with watever you do too

        • 2 days ago
          Just a Lily

          not particularly, no
          you're on your own bud, gl

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Uuhm that sounds sketchy

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe it is a bit sketchy but that's the fun part isn't it?

    • 2 days ago
      Just a Lily

      sigh, you can have a (you) I guess

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >What will you do with this information?
      Try and forget it.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        You don't like it when random anons cum?

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          >You don't like it when random anons cum?
          Cumming is normal behaviour. Telling people about it is not. It's a textual equivalent of jerking off on a subway train.

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            >jerking off on a subway train.
            WAIT. How do you know about that?

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              I can sense boners

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder how many dudes have jacked off in the middle of class

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I was in 7th grade when i caught some guy cumming behind me in class. I already found that hot then. Always have been and always will be a degenerated cum slut i guess.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I used to know a girl who did that.

                It's probably more difficult for a guy.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                it's pretty easy if you have loose pockets. The issue is the further you go the more you want to cum and cumming is a very bad idea
                I've jacked off in class but I always stop after a while because I know if I cum it's going to be an absolute fucking nightmare

                also you reminded me of the girl who got filmed sniffing her hand after rubbing one out in class lol

                I was in 7th grade when i caught some guy cumming behind me in class. I already found that hot then. Always have been and always will be a degenerated cum slut i guess.

                >behind you
                did you hear him moan or something, what made you turn around?
                Also did he just bust in his pants or was he actually crazy enough to pull it out

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Idk what made me turn around. I just sensed the boner. No he actually pulled out.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >No he actually pulled out.
                no fucking way, absolute nutter
                What happened after? Did nobody notice and he just left the cum on the floor there?
                If nobody noticed, did you ever mention it or even tease him about it?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                We had those folding desks you can open and store your stuff in, and he had his desk opened. He basically just cummed inside the desk.
                No i didn‘t tell anyone but i did tease him about it later. It was fun.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >He basically just cummed inside the desk.
                must have been quite the surprise for cleaning lady
                >No i didn‘t tell anyone but i did tease him about it later. It was fun.
                if you thought it was hot & you were confident enough to tease him about it, did you not consider trying out some stuff with him?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Idk who had to clean it later.
                We did end up fucking some time later, so i guess it was successful.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >dude got laid because he nutted in his desk at school
                this world is astounding

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                No that‘s not how that went but oh well

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >No that‘s not how that went
                I mean it must have had an effect on you & changed how you interacted with him no? Hard to imagine it had no impact, sure it wasn't a direct cause but still

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I guess we already had a crush on each other on top of raging teenage hormones so it only perpetuate that dynamic between us and escalated it further so in a sense you‘re right.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >I guess we already had a crush on each other

                >sitting behind crush in class as you masturbate
                That's pretty fucking hot because it likely means it wasn't random

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                No it wasn‘t random. He was masturbating to me and i knew that, which made it even hotter kek

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I suspected it's more that she already wanted to bang the guy, and that's why she wasn't disgusted by what he did.

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              >WAIT. How do you know about that?
              Unironically, almost all women who travel on subway trains at night will at one time or another have had to put up with a guy publicly jerking off on the train.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                how do other guys not kick them off the train
                I don't get this shit
                I wouldn't want to be near some mentally ill fuckwad jerking off on public transport
                hell I don't even want to run the chance of him cumming & having to deal with cum on the floor or seats after he leaves

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >I wouldn't want to be near some mentally ill fuckwad jerking off on public transport
                Literally no one wants that, anon, but the guy who is doing it doesn't care. He's usually so drunk or high he probably barely knows where he is.

                You don't get it on crowded trains, obviously, but if there's only one or two people in a carriage, then yeah, it can happen.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Literally no one wants that, anon, but the guy who is doing it doesn't care.
                yeah but if a dude is on a train and another dude is sitting there jacking off, why doesn't the first guy throw him out. Do trains over there not have somewhat frequent stops or what's going on

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Do you think just being a man on a train obligates one to physically assault others? Or put himself at risk of bodily fluids or harm? Call the cops, oh wait idiots defunded them.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you think just being a man on a train obligates one to physically assault others? Or put himself at risk of bodily fluids or harm?
                Who said anything about obligation, I don't feel an obligation but I feel it's normal
                If I see a dude pissing on a car or whatever I'd get him to fuck off as well. Is it not expected behavior to try and prevent others from doing fucked up shit?
                If you watch a dude drop something in a girl's drink, are you just supposed to go "well I have no obligation, not my problem"

                >Call the cops, oh wait idiots defunded them.
                "hey there's a dude jacking off on the train over here"
                "okay and?"
                yeah I've had some bad experiences with cops for minor shit so I doubt I'd bother

                A thing you need to understand about life, anon, is that most disgusting things that men do, they do not do in front of other men. This leads far too many men to refuse to believe how disgusting men actually are, because they don't see it happen themselves.

                I guess and I suppose it lines up with girls mentioning a lot of harassment despite me rarely noticing it (for example the anon talking about it happening in D&D groups where she was shunned or harassed for being a chick). But public transport is a pretty difficult one to try & control no?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >If you watch a dude drop something in a girl's drink, are you just supposed to go "well I have no obligation, not my problem"
                Yes.
                Cry about it; I'm not your boyfriend to be protecting your dumb ass

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                A depressingly large majority of people just think “not my problem” and look away, yes. You’re a good guy. Most aren’t.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Good guys beat up bums on public transport

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                All it takes is saying “hey asshole, put that away!” or something
                You’re not supposed to smoke on the trains either, but people here just let it happen anyway, even as the car fills with smoke
                Only one (1) time I’ve witnessed someone immediately speak up and yell at a guy for lighting up on the train (yes, that means I’m guilty of staying silent too)

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >All it takes is saying “hey asshole, put that away!” or something
                That will have absolutely no effect. The guy will almost certainly be too drunk to even hear you. To do anything you'd have to physically manhandle him off the train at the next stop (and probably get piss on your clothes doing it). Most guys aren't up for that, and I don't entirely blame them.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                All i hear is lame excuses

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a girl, the guy would be too heavy for me to lift, okay?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                in that case, you can lift up your shirt and say “if you’re going to jerk off, jerk off to me!”

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                If he's jerking off he likely can't piss at that time anon.
                Penises don't like it when you try that

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                He passes out, pisses himself, partially wakes up, then jerks it. Do you need a diagram?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe, but there’s a very good chance it will embolden other people to do something. Nobody wants to be the first person to act, but if someone else does, suddenly they’re able to go over and deal with him. It’s called the bystander effect and it’s very real.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                As a previous anon said, it likely only happens when there's like 1-2 other people in the wagon anon, so I doubt bystander effect will do much

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I’ve had success taking out my phone and acting like I’m taking a picture. If they get upset, I just say “huh? but you obviously don’t care who sees you, so what’s the problem?”

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >I take out my small, easily stolen $800 device
                Sis…

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >pretending to take pictures of dude jerking off in public
                pretty damn weird but yeah now that I think about it I could see it being pretty effective, if he notices at least

                I don‘t fantasize either, i just focus on the pleasure. I do masturbate though.

                >I don‘t fantasize either, i just focus on the pleasure.
                I don't think I've ever tried that as a guy. Does your mind not even start to wander? I feel like I'd struggle staying in the moment

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Does your mind not even start to wander?
                No it‘s the opposite way for me. I tried fantasizing but it distracts me from being inside my body and feeling the pleasure so i don‘t even bother.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Interesting, might try it one of these days and see how it goes

                If a girl won’t send you a selfie after you ask for one, she’s not that into you, right?

                Or is she maybe just insecure, self-conscious, maybe has some reason?

                why'd you ask her for a selfie?
                seems weirder for you to ask than for her to not give one

                The guy I was replying to apparently finds women "disgusting on the inside", so who knows?

                I actually have encountered two guys who basically couldn't handle touching my pussy with anything other than their dick (or at least had no desire to, anyway). Obviously that was the last time I saw either of them.

                >I actually have encountered two guys who basically couldn't handle touching my pussy with anything other than their dick
                It's so infuriating that these kind of guys are getting girls. Where do you even find these kinds of people

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >try it
                Report back how it went

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Can't right now and I'm not exactly going to come back in a while & bring it up randomly lol

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                they;re men who fuck women, youre a bitch simp who wants to lick pussy kek.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                > why'd you ask her for a selfie?
                Cybersex/sexting. I’ve sent her a couple pics and vid’s so would expect the same, not even anything lewd but just of her to see if she is really into me or just full of bullshit like

                definitely, its my easy shit test when i talk to a girl. if she doesnt send after i demand a selfie from her, i just ghost the ugly bitch

                said, because she knows damn well once she sends the pic I’m going to blow my load.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                You were sexting with a man

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                It’s a girl, I’ve met her irl, haha.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                And with a loser, in case they ask for a picture from me I have some portrait of slightly ugly but cute girls to send.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Aaand this is exactly why i‘d block any guy who ever asked me that. Not your personal porn. If you want to blow a load, come over and let‘s fuck but miss me with that stupid shit.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                She initiated dirty talk, though.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                So? She might have just wanted to banter or get you in the mood to actually come over.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >If you want to blow a load, come over and let‘s fuck
                Ok I'll be there in 10 minutes

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Men like you who feel they’re “owed” by women are dangerous.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Cybersex/sexting.
                anon... you're probably talking to a dude
                Even if you're not, I think in that case she's just more into cybersex/sexting and not actually swapping pics.

                It’s a girl, I’ve met her irl, haha.

                okay that's kinda weird, but in that case I get the feeling you weren't just asking for a normal selfie in which case refer back to her being interested in cybersex more so than swapping pics

                Aaand this is exactly why i‘d block any guy who ever asked me that. Not your personal porn. If you want to blow a load, come over and let‘s fuck but miss me with that stupid shit.

                >If you want to blow a load, come over and let‘s fuck
                sure

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >If you want to blow a load, come over and let‘s fuck
                Ok I'll be there in 10 minutes

                I‘m waiting

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I mean it's kinda hard to come over when I don't know where to go, anon

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Follow your boner

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Local man climbs tall mountain
                >"It's all about following your boner, I did it for my dream girl never give up"

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >sadly she wasn't here though so back down I go

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                best I can do is to keep following my boner in this absurd world

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I‘m still here so it worked

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Statistically if I follow my boner for long enough, one day I'll cross the atlantic and you'll end up married to a man with a russian accent.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >crossing the Atlantic
                Pretty sure we‘re on the same side of the atlantic
                >russian accent
                Yes please

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Pretty sure we‘re on the same side of the atlantic
                careful, that's a lot of hope to give a man

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                If the one you are one is the one where they speak russian then we are.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                That's enough hope for me, on my way

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I‘ll try being patient until you‘re here

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                aite I'm almost in budapest now

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Oh nice wait there i‘ll meet you on margit hid.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Finding a parking spot is taking fucking forever, so I have the feeling the thread will vanish before I can even start looking for you

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Is ok, i‘ll wait till you‘re here

              • 2 days ago
                $Snake

                >One day ill cross the atlantic and youll end up married to a man with russian accent

                What.the.fuck

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, so we're not talking about a "selfie", we're talking about nudes.

                Plenty of good reasons not to send them, including, but not limited to, 1) risk of "revenge porn", 2) far too many guys are only interested in collecting nudes instead of actually dating.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I told her it doesn’t have to be a nude and she still said no or ignored me. It could just be a face pic for all I care.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, the problem is that you're clearly more interested in her photo than you are in her. I'm not surprised she was put off.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I see your point. Still, imo she should give me the satisfaction for the sake of love and sensuality.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >imo she should give me the satisfaction
                Because obviously she OWES you sexual satisfaction?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Well, because I feel if she loves me (, or y’know if that’s a strong word “likes me-likes me”) then she should want to. It’s not that she owe me, but she should want to give it.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Have you ever actually encountered the concept of consent? It's not about what you think she *should* want, it's about what she actually does want.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                if she likes you enough, shell be willing to do anything for you. looks like this one doesnt, dump her and stop moping like a bitch

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Agreed, this seems like a transparent "women are sex vending machines" mindset.
                >I've been nice to you for 10 whole minutes, where the hell are my nudes?!

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Classic

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >As a previous anon said, it likely only happens when there's like 1-2 other people in the wagon anon, so I doubt bystander effect will do much
                Yeah, this. Plus, you still have to physically carry the guy off the train to achieve anything.

                You can't use the "stop" button unless it's a genuine emergency, because that means everybody on the train has their journey delayed by God knows how long while the driver comes to investigate, and he's not going to be able to carry the guy off the train either, so now you've got to wait for the driver to call the police, so it's probably going to be 45 minutes before the train is moving again. It's just not worth it.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                We get it, you’d rather keep your head down and let assholes walk all over you

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Bystander effect has been effectively disproven

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >don't entirely blame
                So you do partially blame?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                And what's the move then when the smoker says to fuck off?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                There’s a button on the train to notify the driver of a problem. People are unwilling to even do that, it’s insane. If verbal warnings don’t work, then the next move is to slam that “retard alert!” button. There might even be plainclothes police officers in the car who can deal with it right away. All you have to do is draw attention to it.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                why not leave the smoker alone, they have to deal with tons of garbage people daily

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                They’re literally filling the car with smoke. They’re not leaving us alone, why should they get that privilege?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >smokers are the REAL victims, because being told to stop is annoying!
                Lol

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                yes, go fuck off somewhere else if you dont like it

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                …somewhere besides the shared train car that’s going to my destination?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                People like you are a fucking cancer. Delaying the train and making everyone late because you want to feel important.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                It’s ok to be scared.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I swear, the longer I come here, the more depressed I get about the state of guys. I always wanted to believe the stereotype is fake but I'm starting to realize more & more all of it was true all along

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                As a man, how would you start that conversation?
                >FREEZE! Penis police! You’re coming with me, scumbag!

                A thing you need to understand about life, anon, is that most disgusting things that men do, they do not do in front of other men. This leads far too many men to refuse to believe how disgusting men actually are, because they don't see it happen themselves.

                This. Men do all sorts of things when they’re alone with women. I don’t know why that’s so hard to believe.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                A thing you need to understand about life, anon, is that most disgusting things that men do, they do not do in front of other men. This leads far too many men to refuse to believe how disgusting men actually are, because they don't see it happen themselves.

  25. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Femanons, have you sucked your bf today?

    >Semen is a natural anti-depressant. ...
    >Semen reduces anxiety. ...
    >It improves the quality of your sleep. ...
    >It increases energy. ...
    >It prevents preeclampsia. ...
    >It can improve memory. ...
    >Semen improves mental alertness.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >benefit of swallowing sperm 110..
        >you get and keep your bfs for as long as you wish

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      You still refuse to make the dietary changes necessary for your semen to taste good. Why eat something that tastes bad?

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Im not your bf

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          You're not anyone's bf.

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            I live at ease with that fact.

  26. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That‘s what you think but i‘d date the funny coomer idiot over your lame pua selfcentered ass any day. You sound like you‘d make any girl‘s life miserable .

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Jestermaxxers... it's not over yet... we're still in the game...

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Watch him come back with his „the first step is to not want to fuck them“ crap and tell me that he doesn‘t value his worth compared to other men based on wether or not girls would date him. Mark my words, it will be funny.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Watch him come back with his „the first step is to not want to fuck them“ crap and tell me that he doesn‘t value his worth compared to other men based on wether or not girls would date him. Mark my words, it will be funny.
          Dude I've fucked literal Models with that "crap". They actually are all over you if you don't just want PIV, idk what else to tell you, if you were a Chad you would know this lol

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            Letting someone fuck them is not the same as them wanting to date you. I mean, more power to you if you feel like you found the secret and you‘re happy with it but maybe drop the superiority complex at least a little bit.

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              I said they were all over me so yes they would've dated me but these girls had issues lol
              Plus I'm not this anon

              [...]

              I think he is an insecure overcompensating closet fag lol

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >I think he is an insecure overcompensating closet fag lol
                sounds like you, since you say shit like
                >I said they were all over me so yes they would've dated me but these girls had issues lol

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >NO U
                Jesus, kys

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                you first, wagie incel

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >you first, wagie incel
                Imagine being so insecure needing to call others wagie incel on a Mongolian basket weaving forum lol

  27. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Watch him come back with his „the first step is to not want to fuck them“ crap and tell me that he doesn‘t value his worth compared to other men based on wether or not girls would date him. Mark my words, it will be funny.

    Hehe called it

  28. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    oof bro u r lik so cool bro, wow like fr fr? damn bro so talented and charismatic like fr fr? like wow dude just amazing bro. keep it up bro.

  29. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    and yet, here you are, talking about how you're better than other people
    seems kind of suspicious to seek validation that way don't you think?

  30. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Imagine going on about what a winner you are seeking so hard for validation on an subsaharan sandmice forum lel

  31. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Women here say they want men to make more effort on their appearance.
    The other day someone noted how they put an hour in getting ready for something.
    What exactly would a half hour of appearance work on a guy look like?
    What efforts should be done weekly that aren't? Monthly?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      1. be chad.
      2. be rich.

      fin.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      No anon. Having to spend time to get ready is for girls that want to do elaborate hair do‘s or put on make-up. A man puts that effort into making sure he‘s always healthy and well groomed on a daily basis. Then he only has to take a shower and put on fresh clothes and he‘s ready to go.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I think I've heard some girls complain guys don't bother to put effort into skin care when it's fairly simple to get at least some benefits from it so maybe that's a start

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a guy and I can't into skincare lol
        I don't have acne and I think my skin does look fine but I get breakouts from all skincare/cleaning products I tried.

  32. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The funny thing is that i could also come up with an impressive list like that about myself but i don‘t because it‘s pathetic af. This isn‘t people being jealous, it‘s them laughing at you feeling like you‘re something better.

  33. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Dating someone who's constantly comparing themselves against others and looking down on others must be one of the most tiresome activities in the world. Doesn't matter if it's a man doing it or a woman doing it. You're the equivalent of a woman who models herself on reality TV and social media just so she can be rude to service and retail workers.

    Sincere Advice to Anyone Reading This:
    Try to be the best version of you without trying to be better than everyone else.

  34. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I wonder what this dude is up to nowadays
    he has to be like pushing 40 or so at this point right?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I looked it up and he may have died in a car accident (shit was SO crash), but that's based off of a mention on knowyourmeme which cites urbandictionary and encyclopediadramatica as its only sources so...

  35. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Women think about this. If every man aged 16-45 masturbates on average once every 3 days then it's about 3 billion people / 3 = 1 billion men masturbating every day and if it's on average about 100 mL of cum produced by an ejaculation and let's say 90% of orgasms result in cum then we have 9 billion liters of cum being produced every day globaly. Where does all that cum go to???
    Like imagine the population of your city, multyply it by 35% (the percentage of men aged 16-45) and then multiply it by 3. That's how much cum is being produced daily in your area

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Can i bath in it?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      boy that's a lot of cum

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Over a million tonnes of poop is produced each day. Where does all that poop go to???

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Direct deposit into your brain apparently

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >if it's on average about 100 mL of cum produced by an ejaculation
      dude, either you're not entirely sure what a mL is or you should call up the guinness world records people, because that's a fuckload of cum.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >if it's on average about 100 mL of cum produced by an ejaculation
      5ml is far more likely.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Like imagine the population of your city, multyply it by 35% (the percentage of men aged 16-45) and then multiply it by 3
      don't you mean divide? multiply would be the number for 3 cooms per person per day

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        I made all the multiplications together x/3*0.9*100/10 = x*3. But 100 mL may be an over estimation

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Are you a femcel or has the HRT shrivelled your dick so much you've forgotten how to splooge?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >if it's on average about 100 mL of cum produced by an ejaculation
      dude, either you're not entirely sure what a mL is or you should call up the guinness world records people, because that's a fuckload of cum.

      ok so i went down a rabbit hole trying to find the world record load (i can't find anything on volume, but there's a lot of info about speed and distance), but i found this instead
      https://theeagleonline.com.ng/man-sleeps-with-57-women-in-24-hours-ejaculated-over-5ml-sperm-each-round-to-set-new-world-record/

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Oh that record is still up, didn't know I was still in the news, cool

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >if it's on average about 100 mL of cum produced by an ejaculation
      It's more like 1.5 to 5 ml according to google

      > then we have 9 billion liters
      No we don't, you fucked up the measurement units.

      Assuming there's 3 billion men and they masturbate once every three days on average, you have 1 billion * 3mL, which is 3M liters of cum. Still a lot, but far less. It's about an Olympic swimming pool of cum produced every day on earth.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Once again; can i bath in it?

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Two Options:
          1, build a cum attraction machine that will gather all the world's cum in a single location.
          2, build a shrink ray so you can shrink yourself and bathe in a single man's cum.

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            Both sound tempting af to be honest, hard to decide

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              Hmm. Do you want the whole world to know that you bathe in cum (cum attraction machine) or do you want it to be our little secret (shrink ray)?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Depends on my mood really

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Let us know when you decide. LULZ Labs has the resources to build only one.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I‘ve decided on the shrinking because that sounds like an adventure in itself in addition to possible cum baths.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds good, we'll get to work on it right away. See you in 50 years when your cum bath is ready.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Ok i‘ll try to be patient

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                You have to understand, these things take time. Building a shrink ray is the easy part. The hard part is getting it to work in reverse.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                What if i want to try it asap and i‘ll just stay small until the reverse option is available?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I think you'll surprise yourself with how boring cum baths become after you've had your hundredth.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yes ofc but there‘s other fun stuff you can do when you‘re tiny. I could larp as a fairy in the woods for example.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >I could larp as a fairy in the woods for example.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                A fairy without wings? Don't make me post the YOU WILL NEVER BE A FAIRY pasta.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Actually in grounded it seems like a drink you have to make to reverse. Not quite done with it yet

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                c-can giantessfags use it too? I want to be shrunk and eaten by a cute girl

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I‘ve decided on the shrinking because that sounds like an adventure in itself in addition to possible cum baths.

                Take notes, this is how you flirt

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Why would I want to flirt with a tranny?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, sure

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I’m increasingly convinced that only incorrigible degenerates flirt.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                This is true but who wouldn‘t want to be a degenerate? What‘s the alternative? Being a stuck up bore?

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              the latter will likely be weird since I imagine the texture will change if you're smaller? I would imagine your muscles get weaker so the cum would feel denser
              If it's just the idea that counts, it doesn't matter but if the feel matters at all then I imagine it'll be a nogo

              [...]

              I think guys use this as a place to be nice and girls use it as a place to be deviant

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know of any pool filled with cum, sorry.

          >It's about an Olympic swimming pool of cum produced every day on earth.

          oops, 2horny2attach

          I'm just autistic about math, I didn't want to cause a horny...

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          a footbath, definitely, I'm pretty sure I've seen a scene like that
          a full bath will be hard to manage practically but it's definitely theoretically possible

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            One day anon one day

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >It's about an Olympic swimming pool of cum produced every day on earth.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          oops, 2horny2attach

  36. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    How important are looks to women? You can't get a straight answer on this subject. Some people say that women care more about emotional stimulation than looks, others think women are more visual than me. But I've seen cute girls dating some absolute goobers before. And there are badboys who look rough asf and still get hot gfs.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it‘s because there is no straight answer since women aren‘t one and the same person.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >since women aren‘t one and the same person.
        Are women even TRYING to help mankind merge into a hivemind for the next phase in human evolution?

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, by selecting generic chads to breed duh

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >You can't get a straight answer on this subject.
      Possibly because women aren't a hive mind.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I think women are basically much the same as men in that respect. Obviously if a woman looks like a movie star, she is going to get a lot of attention from men, and getting a date will be very easy for her, but plenty of men are genuinely very happy dating women do not look like movie stars. It's much the same for the girls.

    • 2 days ago
      Just a Lily

      Like almost all things, it depends on multiple factors and you can't just boil it down to one thing or the other. It varies, and what matters more to a woman will vary maybe even with the same woman.
      You have things like personality and looks.
      What I find is that if you have amazing looks it can cancel out personality for a lot of people. They won't give a shit and may even perceive you more favorably than they should.
      What I also find is that an amazing personality can cancel out looks and people can overlook a certain amount of the looks stuff if you overall match what they're looking for.
      It's all about how many boxes you tick of a certain individual's tastes and if that puts you over the edge for them or not.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Are you the french girl?

        • 2 days ago
          Just a Lily

          non

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            Tres bien

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              ferme ta gueule

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                tue-toi

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          It's a troon

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Do women like spicy food? Some love it, and some hate it! What gives?

  37. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Do girls poop?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you pay them to

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      No ewww

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      We already discussed this. Women are not a monolith. Some girls poop and some girls do not poop. It's a personal preference.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Just like period, women can hold in their poop for as long as they like.

        This is true i haven‘t pooped once in my life yet and i have no plans to even try it it sounds yucky

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Do girls poop?
      Vigorously.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Just like period, women can hold in their poop for as long as they like.

  38. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    >incels: hurdurr there are no objective marks of success that show you're better than us
    >also incels: women are a hivemind who like the exact same type of men, WHAT IS IT PLZ TELL ME ._.

    lmfao

  39. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    man: recently I got glasses for the first time, and all the women I've spoken to (admittedly not many) have told me that they find glasses quite attractive
    is it because i only talk to nerdy women or is it a more general thing?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Correctly chosen glasses complement the shape of your face nicely.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Not a girl but I think most people will look better with the right glasses
      however finding the right glasses can be a real struggle & wearing the wrong ones makes you look way worse.

      I've gotten compliments on my glasses from girls (maybe because it softens the gaping pits of doom that are my eye sockets) but I ended up just pretty much never wearing them unless absolutely necessary because the distortion at the sides gives me a headache

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the attitude behind wearing glasses too.
      It shows you’re not so vain that you insist on contacts.

  40. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >he thinks this is internal ugliness
    good luck finding your pure virgin angel

  41. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yes i can tell and that‘s reasonable but then why shit on the type of woman you‘re not interested in in the slightest. Why not just let others live their life instead? This way you just sound like an asshole for no reason at all.

  42. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    How do I give my gf a cuck fetish so that she wants me to cuck her?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      You don't cuck your gf, anon, she cucks you.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      You could maybe, MAYBE find a bi chick who would be up for a threesome; but there is approximately a 99.7% chance that this will turn into the two of them going at it and ignoring you completely.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        > the two of them going at it and ignoring you completely
        nta but I’d still be happy just watching that and jerking off. lesbians are hot.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, but that's being cucked, it's not cucking her.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I assume you're fine with her banging other guys as well, so just look for someone who says upfront that they want an open relationship.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        No she has to get off on being cucked and not fucking other guys

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          >No she has to get off on being cucked and not fucking other guys
          Oh, well, that's obviously impossible.

  43. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stand physical penetration (vaginal or anal, never oral). Just something about a girls insides makes me feel sick. Girls, what alternative ways are there to please a woman without penning them or do you need penetration? And what's a good way to discuss my problem with a girl without making her feel self-conscious or coming off as an insult?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I mean I’m perfectly happy just with kissing and boob touching, I have toys to get off by myself lol
      If you want to talk about it, make sure to phrase it as “I have an issue” and quickly disagree with any notions that it’s her fault

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Just something about a girls insides makes me feel sick.
      You might be gay, anon.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Girls, what alternative ways are there to please a woman without penning them or do you need penetration?
      Fingers and tongues are the main options.

      If you can't stand to lick or even touch my pussy then clearly we're going to have a problem.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >or even touch my pussy
        please don't tell me this is a thing you've encountered
        PLEASE
        Were you dating gay guys or something, I could see SOME guys refusing to eat out because they feel like it emasculates them (for some dumb ass reason) but not even wanting to rub it?

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          The guy I was replying to apparently finds women "disgusting on the inside", so who knows?

          I actually have encountered two guys who basically couldn't handle touching my pussy with anything other than their dick (or at least had no desire to, anyway). Obviously that was the last time I saw either of them.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        I don't mind giving oral/touching. Just wondering what else there is beside that. Seems like it could get boring after a while, also I don't want to upset her by implying there's someting wrong with her pussy or I'm disgusted by her or something.

        The guy I was replying to apparently finds women "disgusting on the inside", so who knows?

        I actually have encountered two guys who basically couldn't handle touching my pussy with anything other than their dick (or at least had no desire to, anyway). Obviously that was the last time I saw either of them.

        >I actually have encountered two guys who basically couldn't handle touching my pussy with anything other than their dick
        I'm pretty much the opposite. I can't stand putting my dick inside a pussy or an anus (boy or girl). I don't like the way it makes my dick feel, something about the squishiness just physically repulses me. I don't mind fingering, licking, using a toy etc. except anus. I'm not putting my mouth near anyones assholes period.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          You'll never get that far with a girl in the first place. They hate trannies.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Well, honestly, most straight women do like penetration. It's not the be all and end all, but not fucking is a bit like eating a nice main course and then having to skip the delicious dessert, you can feel slightly cheated.

          That said, if you make the main course satisfying enough, you'll probably be okay.

          I hate to have to give this piece of advice, but you are probably better off not mentioning this until after you've had sex with a girl for the first time. I have a friend who has really bad ED, and he's always grumbling that if he mentions this to a girl before they have sex for the first time then he invariably gets dumped on the spot, but that if he only mentions it after they've been to bed for the first time (and he's made her have a dozen orgasms with a fingers and tongue) then she's usually fine with it.

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            I've been thinking of getting some kind of therapy to help with it or just put up with it for her sake. But I don't think it's good to fake it in a relationship long term. I am honestly worried about with fingers and tounge all the time, wouldn't it just get boring? I don't find it satisfying anymore.

            Maybe I just need to get my dick used to the sensation somehow?

            Plus, is it possible to just finger a girl, eat her out, or fist her with no dick whatsoever for the first time? Or would that make her feel cheated of the dessert even if she has a dozen orgasms?

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              If you make her cum a dozen times, she'll be happy.

              I have to ask, though, what about you? Are you going to be happy with hand- and blow-jobs?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Oddly enough I've never had a blowjob from a girl so I can't say (with guys its another story, but in that case it isn't really a matter of enjoyment). Usually, I'm not into it when a girl/boy does something to me and I'm just passive. I like giving to a girl, making her cum and watch her reaction. Problem is, fingering/oral gets kinda boring after a while, and if I'm getting bored then she probably is too. It makes me worry for something long term.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >gay
                >therapy
                >thinks vagina is gross
                You gay

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think vagina is gross, just the feeling of my dick in it. I love oral, even like the taste. If anything, I think guys are more disgusting. I just force myself to fuck them because I hate them.

  44. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    If a girl won’t send you a selfie after you ask for one, she’s not that into you, right?

    Or is she maybe just insecure, self-conscious, maybe has some reason?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      If someone asked me for a selfie i most definitely would block them immediately idk why i just hate it

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      definitely, its my easy shit test when i talk to a girl. if she doesnt send after i demand a selfie from her, i just ghost the ugly bitch

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      definitely, its my easy shit test when i talk to a girl. if she doesnt send after i demand a selfie from her, i just ghost the ugly bitch

      Who else here a no smartphone chad?!?

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Boomer pls

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >If a girl won’t send you a selfie after you ask for one, she’s not that into you, right?
      Could be she's scared of being stalked.

      Could be she just doesn't want you to pass it round to your mates so you can brag about the fact that she's talking to you.

      Could be she has self-esteem issues and hates how she looks.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Could be she just doesn't want you to pass it round to your mates so you can brag about the fact that she's talking to you.
        Also this.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          So she is denying me pride, aka acting like a disinterested bitch.

          Men like you who feel they’re “owed” by women are dangerous.

          I’m harmless.

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            these two responses do not go well together at all, anon

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            No i just don‘t like being used as an object to increase your status. You can brag about me being your‘s when they get to meet me.

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              >You can brag about me being your‘s when they get to meet me.
              Isn't this still pretty damn weird?
              If a dude did that I'd assume he's only going out with her for the status he assumes him dating her gives him

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Sure but it would be delusional to think it won‘t ever also be about bragging and status at least to some degree. I mean, who doesn‘t like making his bros at least slightly jealous by showing off the cute catch he landed? That‘s just how we humans are.
                And i feel like he at least would have to make me be interested in him enough to want to meet his friends and spend time together irl outside of the bedroom to do that so i feel like he earned a bit of bragging rights.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >have to make me be interested in him enough to want to meet his friends and spend time together irl outside of the bedroom
                >wants to fuck before spending time together
                begone succubus

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                You‘re just trying really hard to find something to be mad about rn, do you?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                emma watson used to be so beautiful, id have raging boners whenever i saw her on screen

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                She a cute

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                No it just scares me that the girl I meet might be like that and put sex before the relationship

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I don‘t put sex before the relationship but i‘d want to get to know a guy in private first before going out with him as a couple since that‘s the next step.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                oh okay, I guess I misread you
                have my sincerest apologies

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              women are objects for men though. who in their right minds would be friends with a woman lmao

  45. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Hello, Euro Grills.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Henlo

  46. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He literally said
    >Just something about a girls insides makes me feel sick

  47. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This guy:

    I can't stand physical penetration (vaginal or anal, never oral). Just something about a girls insides makes me feel sick. Girls, what alternative ways are there to please a woman without penning them or do you need penetration? And what's a good way to discuss my problem with a girl without making her feel self-conscious or coming off as an insult?

  48. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Girls - have you ever had a whore phase (or are you still in one)?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      If you mean, was there ever a time when I had sex, then yes.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I had one from age 13-19, then i tried acting like a good girl. Killed my soul. 0/10 can‘t rec. i decided to get back into my whore phase again and i honestly should have never stopped. So much more fun.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        how are things looking up long term though

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          I decided to just be a whore until i don‘t feel like it anymore. I don‘t see it ever changing though since that seems to be my true nature.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, when I went to college, all my morals vanished and I showed my bare ankles in public

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Straight to jail

  49. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    No woman is like “oh boy I’m so glad I’m his first”
    If you’re a virgin guy you are shit

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Speak for yourself

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Show me a woman excited about that shit

        sad but true
        men want to be the first in a woman's life, woman want to be the last in a man's life

        Shut the fuck up don’t quote Andrew Tate you stupid homosexual

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          I am

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Shut the fuck up don’t quote Andrew Tate you stupid homosexual
          It's Oscar Wilde lol

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            He's the exact guy that other men complained about, so kudos to him for being a good example lol

            I thought it was a girl my mistake

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      sad but true
      men want to be the first in a woman's life, woman want to be the last in a man's life

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Trying to get him to unlearn all the stuff he's "learned" from porn is pretty fucking tedious, it's true.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah exactly

        I am

        Then why don’t you have a virgin bf and if you have one why is he still a virgin

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Because i‘m still unlearning my good girl training and thus don‘t have anyone to fuck rn. It‘s scary, ok?

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Also false, not all guys watch porn, virgins aren't more likely to consume porn.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning, anon.
      Flying into the thread to bitch about the same thing as usual, huh?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Not true. It's more about being attractive and socially competent. When I told my first gf I was a virgin, right before we had sex, she was very excited and wet. She couldn't believe it, and it was very sweet for both of us. Mid 20's.
      This is anecdotal evidence that truly took place, your statement is misery you pulled out of your ass to make other virgin guys as sad as you. Checkmate, +you won't get laid if you think like this.

  50. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Girls, what is your biggest criticism of your own Gender's behavior?

    Guys, same question about how other Males typically behave

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      For every man willing to discuss intellectual stuff there is like 100 who only think about their dick and drinking beer

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and which type is saved as a contact in your phone

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          I only have two guy friends because they are actually guys you can have good talks with. Would love more bros but they are difficult to find. I have no interest in an aberration of testosterone masquerading as a human being

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            >I have no interest in an aberration of testosterone masquerading as a human being
            Yeah unless you wanna fuck

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              The questions asked men about men you know

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and which type is saved as a contact in your phone

        I only have two guy friends because they are actually guys you can have good talks with. Would love more bros but they are difficult to find. I have no interest in an aberration of testosterone masquerading as a human being

        >I have no interest in an aberration of testosterone masquerading as a human being
        Yeah unless you wanna fuck

        >OP asked men about things they dislike about other men
        >reply chain is about the same old tired argument about women having only one type
        This incel can't even read (assuming he isn't a bot responding to trigger words) and he wants us to believe he is le poor intelligent guy shunned by women who only want chads.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          He's the exact guy that other men complained about, so kudos to him for being a good example lol

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough SUGAR

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      F
      Uhh I suppose most fashion is cringe and expensive

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Too few wear heels

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      YOURE SUPPOSED TO LEARN FROM THE MISTAKES OF ADAM AND DECLINE THE DAMN FRUIT NOT JOIN HIM

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      F. It's hard to tell which ones are into girls.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Girls, what is your biggest criticism of your own Gender's behavior?
        Too many of them are heterosexual.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          I'm bi, actually, but genuinely bi, not one of those straight girls who is "experimenting".

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            Do bisexuals not fall under the umbrella of "gay"?
            I thought that included all homos, not just the 100% gold star lesbians

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              >Do bisexuals not fall under the umbrella of "gay"?
              What? No.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Rachel maddow haircut, or 250 lbs and shaved head.
        Your welcome

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Dead meme.

          >Do bisexuals not fall under the umbrella of "gay"?
          What? No.

          Really? Guess I've been using the term wrong.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          This thinking is what allows lesbians to infiltrate society undetected

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      How men act like masculinity is something they totally naturally like to act like and not just something we do to impress women

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Girls, what is your biggest criticism of your own Gender's behavior?
      Too many of them are heterosexual.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Guys, same question about how other Males typically behave
      The way every single fucking thing has to be a competition.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      As a male I hate simps and men with low standards

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      F
      Many girl are so mean with men and totally break their confidence so they just stop talking with us

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        I wish that were true, I would be mean to so many guys so we could get room to breathe

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Well they don't talk to me

  51. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Is this shit normal?
    I recently got myself a boyfriend, we've known each other for a long while and now it's around 6 months we're together.
    I had to go abroad for a 2 month now and we're doing the long distance thing and so far it's not hold on well.
    We have our arguments and we "fight" via text most of the time.
    What bothers me the most is that during arguments he will just disappear, without saying a word, so I have no idea how he feels or what he think and then he'll reappear as nothing happened.
    Then, after some time, as he notices that I act slightly cold (sounds manipulative but when I'm hurt I tend to act less warmly towards people) towards him he'll bring the last argument up and insist on discussing it while I might already had moved on.
    I'm getting tired of this shit and told him about it and same thing happened.
    What the actual fuck?
    And if anyone asks me about what the arguments were about, it was nothing that doesn't happen in any other relationship. Basic stuff couples go through and I'm pretty chill so I don't pick fight out of nowhere

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      He sounds kinda selfish. He wants to both end arguments AND restart them, all on his terms, not yours.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's getting emotionally hard to deal with arguments that way. I don't feel like we can talk it through, pause if we need to and then get a solution later if needed. This way it seems like I have to switch based on his needs
        Fuck dude, I'm not a fucking robot

        It's normal for LDRs unfortunately... you're not able to communicate normally like you are at home :/

        Irl we rarely got arguments and if we did he HAD to listen to me and respond because he had nowhere to got and I remember he'd get silent and won't even look me in the face. Idk if he's too sensitive and anxious or what

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I can't communicate like that either. I can't just stop having feelings until later, lol

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            What do you mean?

            Do you know what's in people's heads when you aren't long distance?

            I can't know unless people communicate.
            Whether it's online or Irl there are different ways for you to know or get it.

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              I mean I'm on your side, I don't know why people are criticizing you for acting cold when you're still upset. Having feelings isn't something that one half of a relationship gets to schedule on his time.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's normal for LDRs unfortunately... you're not able to communicate normally like you are at home :/

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      If you give him the cold shoulder it's obvious you haven't "moved on". Work on yourself.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        I don't give him the cold shoulder, it's the other way around.
        I don't get just straight up cold with him, I just get insecure while talking to him because I don't even know what's going on in his head

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Don‘t let this anons get into your head. Your bf is a fucking moron to just go afk in an emotional situation instead of being honest and talking it out. You don‘t owe him to just move on and deal with it without ever getting anything resolved.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Do you know what's in people's heads when you aren't long distance?

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          You said you act cold and that gets him to start fighting again. Since you can't control his beahviour, you could try changing your approach. Be communicative with him after an argument instead of expecting him to read your mind.

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            You've missed the point.
            I try my best to be communicative with him without accusing or being aggressive. I do talk to him but the problem that he would just disappear.
            There is nothing wrong with my behavior because I communicate, if I see that on the other side the person isn't much responsive what do I have to do? Start calling him compulsively and shout at him?
            He doesn't tell me shit. Disappears and then reappears as nothing happened.
            I'm used to talk thing though with people, even if it's complicated stuff. If I don't get the feeling of being heard, because that's my basic need, I get insecure and anxious around him and that's when he gets the "cold vibe" and figures that maybe we should talk things through after all.

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              >what do I have to do? Start calling him compulsively and shout at him?
              Why would you jump to that conclusion? If he wants space away from the conversation let him have it.
              >Disappears and then reappears as nothing happened.
              Have you tried talking to him about this? See if you can come to some sort of agreement?
              >that's when he gets the "cold vibe" and figures that maybe we should talk things through after all.
              So being passive aggressive provokes the response you want. You don't advice, you want validation.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                If he need space he should tell me. That's being communicative. You dont just disappear into nothingness leaving your partner wondering what is happening while they're dealing with it too.
                I did try talking about it with him and he did the same exact thing
                And I'm not passive aggressive by being true to my feelings. By that logic, if it was true, we'd consider him passive aggressive too?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Why don‘t you just break up already? He‘s clearly not mature enough to have a functional relationship in any way.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >If he need space he should tell me
                If you want something from him, you need to ask. If you're determined to stay angry because he's not doing the things you want him to without asking, then it's time to break up.
                >I did try talking about it with him and he did the same exact thing
                Try again. If he won't listen, then you have to decide whether you want to stay in the relationship.
                >I'm not passive aggressive by being true to my feelings
                Having feelings doesn't mean you have to act out on them. Containing them doesn't mean you aren't being true to yourself. You have to decide what's more important, effective communication or lashing out. Same for him. If neither of you can be bothered to change your behaviour then you won't get anywhere.

                Being true to your feelings doesn't mean acting out them all the time.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      The lesson here is, never argue by text. Text does not allow sufficient nuance, and is too slow. Make a resolution that the next time you argue about something, you'll do it by video call.

  52. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Women, is a guy with thicker base of the penis and a slimmer tip bad?
    The tip is 11.5cm and the base is 13.5cm

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yes cut it off and into rounds like a salami then feed it to the mice.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's 2023 and people are making AI generate mouse e-bois

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          we are in the blessed timeline

  53. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Women, would you feel intimidated meeting the girl that took your boyfriend’s virginity?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Doubly so if she's hotter than me.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      On one side yes because i wish it would have been me, on the other no because he‘s mine now so why should i?

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >if you ain’t first you’re last

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      It makes me have intrusive thoughts of having sex with her and taking back his essence somehow

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yes same

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Would you have a 3 some with her?

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          No, that would be too competitive and I wouldn't be able to enjoy it

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            What if your boyfriend just wanted to watch you fuck her and then he fucks you while she watches?

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              Now that, I can work with

  54. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Men would you feel intimidated meeting the guy that took your girlfriend’s virginity?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Her dog?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I get intimidated by mirrors

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Men would you feel intimidated meeting the guy that took your girlfriend’s virginity?
      Why? She's having far better sex with me than she was with him. She's more skilled, more confident, more relaxed, and knows her own body far better.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >She's having far better sex with me than she was with him. She's more skilled, more confident, more relaxed, and knows her own body far better.
        Yeah but he fucked her in her prime

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Yeah but he fucked her in her prime
          No, she's in her prime now. She was still a teenager then.

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            >She was still a teenager then.
            Guys, who’s gonna tell him.

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            no contradiction

    • 2 days ago
      $$

      I want a virgin gf

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        We know

        • 2 days ago
          $$

          Whos we

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            I think you know

            • 2 days ago
              $$

              No?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      won't date non virgins

  55. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    I need a female perspective.
    I think my gf has self esteem/trust issues stemming from absolutely shitty previous relationships. From time to time she'll question my motivations for being with her and then tell me I deserve to be with someone better.
    I think it's getting better but I'm not really sure how to proceed.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Damaged goods. Let her down gently and move on.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        She is looking for an out. Breaking up or therapy might help

        No.

        The best you can do is just simply say "That's not true" or "I don't believe that". Not in a confrontational way, but a comforting way. Then hug or kiss her or something. There's no way to logic her out of this - it's an emotional reaction, so it warrants an emotional response.

        I pretty much do this.

        What does she base that off? Questioning your motives i mean.

        I like to cook and just do nice things for her because it makes me happy and she can't quite grasp that I'm being honest.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt a female perspective will help
      most of the female perspectives I've seen in here suffer from the same issue. She has to accept herself before she'll truly be trusting of others loving her

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      The best you can do is just simply say "That's not true" or "I don't believe that". Not in a confrontational way, but a comforting way. Then hug or kiss her or something. There's no way to logic her out of this - it's an emotional reaction, so it warrants an emotional response.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      She is looking for an out. Breaking up or therapy might help

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      What does she base that off? Questioning your motives i mean.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >absolutely shitty previous relationships
      She 100% will cheat on you with one of her exes, that’s always how these stories end.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >and then tell me I deserve to be with someone better.
      Just say "I'm already with the person I want to be with", smile, and cuddle her. Eventually she'll start to feel safe trusting you.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        So just carry on and hope for the best I guess.

  56. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Any gender: I have this theory that people on LULZ can't count higher than two.

    Okay, that's being a little metaphorical. What I mean is that they can't imagine that anything can possibly have more than two options, values, or outcomes.

    Examples:

    1) People here think that bisexuality is not real. Bi women are really just straight and will always settle down with a man; bi men are really just gay. This is because they can't imagine that sexual orientation can possibly have more than two values: gay and straight; nothing else is possible.

    2) Men are all either beta incels or alpha Chads.

    3) Everyone else in the world knows that if you remove the male organs from a male animal, it isn't male any more. LULZners, however, believe that a trans woman who has transitioned is still a man. This is because "sex" in their mind is something that can only have two possible values: male and female. (They also don't believe intersex is a real thing).

    4) They think any medical treatment must either be absolutely harmless or fantastically dangerous. Hence, anti-vaxxers: if a vaccine has any side effects ever, you mustn't take it.

    5) If you catch COVID, they think there are only two possible outcomes: complete recovery and death. Thus, when discussing the risks of COVID, the only number you ever need to pay attention to is the actual mortality rate.

    6) Women are all either virgins or whores.

    And so on. Do you think I'm onto something, here, or are LULZners not really prone to excessively binary thinking in the way that I'm suggesting?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but that's just a trait of dumb people, of which LULZ has many.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Everyone else in the world knows that if you remove the male organs from a male animal, it isn't male any more
      its horrifically mutilated male and that kind of cruelty shouldnt be tolerated

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      No you‘re right that autistic people tend to cling to black and white or binary thinking because that gives them a sense of control and seeing trough the pattern even if there is none. It‘s a symptom of insecurity and lack of trust in their own resilience to adapt to situations and circumstances that can‘t be predicted or measured accurately.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a LULZ thing

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      1. bisexuality is just a branch of being gay.
      2. this is true, either you eat or get eaten
      3. trans """woman""" are men who are mentally ill sexual deviant.
      4. taking a vaccine for a glorified flu is a choice yes.
      5. you recover naturally, unless youre weak burden on society aka old people
      6. women are people pleasers and attention seekers, it depends on the personality if its a whore or virgin type

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Perfect example. Now imagine actually thinking this, lmao

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          youre welcome to refute any of them, you pseud

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Well, yes, you're a perfect example of what I was talking about. Covid, for example, can cause permanent scarring to the lungs. It doesn't kill you, but it still has effects that are permanent. It can can also damage your heart, or your kidneys, or your pancreas. I'm curious as to why people can't grasp this. Literally, complete recovery and death are the only outcomes they seem to be aware exist.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          kek, keep taking boosters like an idiot everytime a new variant comes up

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          >he actually wants to debate
          I'm out

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >pro tranny
      Opinion discarded

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      1. That’s untrue and society just hates bi men
      2. This is true
      3. Who cares
      4. Who cares
      5. Who cares
      6. This is true

    • 2 days ago
      $$

      >Everyone else in the world knows that if you remove the male organs from a male animal, it isn't male any more.

      But it isnt female either you fucking imbecile

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >But it isnt female either you fucking imbecile
        Exactly! It's neither male nor female. That's my whole point! So why insist that a man who transitions is still a man?

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          what is the chromosome of the sexual deviant, you think?

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            >what is the chromosome of the sexual deviant, you think?
            Why do you imagine chromosomes have to do with it?

            Chromosomes influence the development of sexual organs and characteristics within the body. It is the presence or absence of those organs and characteristics that determine sex.

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              this doesnt concern about the absence or presence, like an intersex. mutiliating your genitals doesnt constitute an absence of anything. youre just a homosexual in a dress at the end of the day

        • 2 days ago
          $nake

          >So why insist that a man who transitions is still a man?

          Cuz he still got hair on his chest

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Humans with XY chromosomes are male. No matter how hard you rail against it, you can't change reality.

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Humans with XY chromosomes are male.
            I'm sorry, anon, but you need to talk to an actual scientist about this. That statement is just not true.

            The correct statement would be something like "Human embryos with XY chromosomes mostly develop into male human beings."

            Chromosomes *cause* the sex of the person, but they do not define it. I'm sorry, but you are simply, factually wrong.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          he will never be a woman

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Everyone else in the world knows that if you remove the male organs from a male animal, it isn't male any more. LULZners, however, believe that a trans woman who has transitioned is still a man. This is because "sex" in their mind is something that can only have two possible values: male and female. (They also don't believe intersex is a real thing).
      This point is pretty stupid, where did you read that castrated animals stop being considered male? Certainly they are distinguished from intact animals because castration results into practical differences in their behavior and utility to humans, but categorizing them fully separately is if anything a example of the radical binary thinking you are accusing others of because it implies you can be a male only if your genitals are intact, and that different subsets of males cannot exist. And certainly, even if you were right and castrated animals stopped being considered male, they would not be sudden considered female after castration.

      It is also ridiculous and wishful thinking to imply that a intersex person and a male who subjects himself to voluntary castration have in any way anything in common.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >where did you read that castrated animals stop being considered male?
        That is the literal scientific definition of the word "sex".

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Source?

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Source?
            Science.

            this doesnt concern about the absence or presence, like an intersex. mutiliating your genitals doesnt constitute an absence of anything. youre just a homosexual in a dress at the end of the day

            See

            >Humans with XY chromosomes are male.
            I'm sorry, anon, but you need to talk to an actual scientist about this. That statement is just not true.

            The correct statement would be something like "Human embryos with XY chromosomes mostly develop into male human beings."

            Chromosomes *cause* the sex of the person, but they do not define it. I'm sorry, but you are simply, factually wrong.

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              they dont define it because you wear a dress and started calling yourself a woman, kek. a homosexual in a dress.

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              >Science
              Cite a scientific manual, preferably more than one, that uses your definition and explicitly states that castrated animals stop being their sex of birth, if it is a commonly accepted definition it should be easy to find. If you find it I will concede I'm wrong.

              A related question, are being affected by amelia and being a amputee interchangeable concepts?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                If you imagine that sex is determined by the presence or absence of a Y-chromosome, then how do you define the sex of an animal in a species that does not have Y chromosomes? How do you determine sex in a species where sex isn't even determined by genetics at all? The definition of "sex" within biological science must be one that applies across all animal species that in any way exhibit sex, it cannot be a definition that is unique to humans.

                And if you cannot depend on genes to define sex (which you can't in many species) what else is there? Structures in the body: that's literally all there is. So if those structures change, then what?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >if
                >buts
                Listen tranny, you're a sick man. Be honest to yourself and be a gay man, stop pretending you're a woman.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >no publications cited
                >only a poor attempt at sophistry
                I shouldn't reply but I still will.

                It's determined by the characteristics the subject had at birth up until the point they were mutilated. And yes it's possible to tell if someone or something was mutilated instead of being born deformed (or just female) virtually every time

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >And certainly, even if you were right and castrated animals stopped being considered male, they would not be sudden considered female after castration.
        Exactly. They are neither male nor female, which is the whole fucking point. Sex is not something that has only two possible values.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Sex is not something that has only two possible values
          Xx=female
          Yx=male
          >inb4 xxy
          Genetic defects and infertile

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            >There's more than two possible values, but I don't like them

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              The exceptions prove the rule you god damn retard

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            See

            >Humans with XY chromosomes are male.
            I'm sorry, anon, but you need to talk to an actual scientist about this. That statement is just not true.

            The correct statement would be something like "Human embryos with XY chromosomes mostly develop into male human beings."

            Chromosomes *cause* the sex of the person, but they do not define it. I'm sorry, but you are simply, factually wrong.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I think overall it’s a dumb statement and if you spend more than a minute reading posts it falls apart.

      1. I’m bi and it’s real. I didn’t settle for a man.
      2. I don’t use those terms here unless we are clearly joking. These terms are mostly used by self proclaimed incels and the definition very flexible and all-encompassing.
      3. LULZ have trans people, you are now creating an example where you are self aware that you can only think in two options, values, or outcomes. Which doesn’t make sense.
      4&5. People still talk about covid? Haven’t seen that for a long time. There are people who believe in selective medication and it mostly because they are uneducated or trolling.
      6. I’ve been called whore, slut, virgin and prude. It doesn’t really make sense but there is more than two.

      I don’t think you are onto something, if anything you as an individual might be thinking in binary terms and now apply it to everyone else even though you are some how also self aware to make posts about it. I would guess you are high or… dumb

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >1. I’m bi and it’s real. I didn’t settle for a man.
        I'll take that one in isolation as an example. My point was not that this is impossible; my point was that people on LULZ tend to *believe* it's impossible. Myself, I'm fully aware that sexuality is not a binary, or even a one-dimensional spectrum; I have family members who have been on the organising committee for Bicon, so I'm under no illusions about that. What I'm talking about is how your situation tends to be perceived around here. Do you generally find that people around here are aware that sexual preference is not a binary thing, or do they tend to try and reduce it to one? And if they do, is this an isolated phenomenon, or a symptom of excessive binary thinking in general?

        Obviously, not everyone who posts here is prone to that; I'm not; you probably aren't; but is there a higher prevalence of binary thinking here than in society at large?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Everyone else in the world knows that if you remove the male organs from a male animal, it isn't male any more.
      Nobody thinks that. A castrated male animal is still a male animal, it just loses its ability to reproduce.
      Men who mutilate themselves stay men. They don't become females or "else". There are just two sexes - male and female. You stay what you're born as, no matter how much you mutilate yourself. Any exception from the sex binary is an illness, and we should treat it the same way we treat any other malformation.

      But yes, LULZners are prone to excessive binary thinking.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Nobody thinks that
        When was the last time you heard anyone refer to a castrated male horse as a "stallion", or to a castrated male cow as a "bull"? We have different words for them because they aren't the same thing. In the same way, a eunuch, castrato or hijra is not a man. That's why we have different words for them. These words only exist because everyone (outside LULZ) understands that a bull and a steer are not the same thing. They understand that a stallion and a gelding are not the same thing. Only on here do people imagine that they are.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          When was the last time you have heard anyone refer to a black person as white, or viceversa? Does that mean black (or whites) are not human?

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Does that mean black (or whites) are not human?
            Oh why did you post that onLULZ?

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            A black person and a white person are both subtypes of person. An ox is not a subtype of bull, nor is a bull a subtype of ox: they're both subtypes of domestic cattle, sure, but "domestic cattle" is not a gendered term, it also includes "cows".

            Also, people can be mixed race - both black and white, or intermediate between the two, depending on your perspective.

            So... what point were you trying to make, exactly?

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, they are subtypes of male cattle. The distinction is made because it is economically useful to make it. Since you are fixated with zootechnical terminology, is a heifer not considered a female cattle because she has not reproduced yet? Surely she must not be, since she has a different name from a cow.
              Is a colt not yet a male horse because he has a different name from a stallion?

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          A bull and a steer are not the same thing, but they're both male cows. The animal doesn't cease being a male. It ceases being able to reproduce, and serves different functions in the farm, which is why it is referred to by a different terms.

          Similarly, a castrated male is still a male. It doesn't cease being a male, it just ceases being able to reproduce. Nobody thinks that a male eunuch (or a castrato, or a hijra) is not a male. Every definition of those words includes the word "male" or "men". You're the first person I've ever met who says this.

  57. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yes and it‘s glorious

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Princess Peach? What big mushrooms you have!

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        They‘re actually shrooms. Want to go dream?

  58. 2 days ago
    $$

    Is it a bad thing to want to be even with the world?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Hex her already and get it over with. Do i have to do it for you or what?

      • 2 days ago
        $$

        The world doesnt revolve around that person. Its about many many people who have been harassing me throughout the years,mostly people far above me in terms of position,knowledge and age who have been sowing enmity between me and themselves. They sinned before god and sinned before me and they should apologize to me or continue in doing evil until i see them being punished and end up crying hallelujah. Is this a bad thing?

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Is this a bad thing?
          It‘s simply idiotic because that‘s literally everyone‘s experience but for some reason you get hung up on it like nobody else.

          • 2 days ago
            $$

            Im a vengeful person,ive been taught so by my genes and environment.

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              So is your soul weaker than your flesh? Pathetic.

              • 2 days ago
                $$

                Youre speaking like a fool. Stop.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                No you are acting like a worm. Stop.

              • 2 days ago
                $nake

                Who are you to judge others?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Who are you to judge others AND feel entitled to revenge?

              • 2 days ago
                $nake

                Abel

  59. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    State gender
    Thoughts on pic?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      F. They forgot all the "get raped you whore" replies in the first example.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >They forgot all the "get raped you whore" replies in the first example.
        Kek, yeah, I was just about to say that myself.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      It‘s because it‘s always men responding in both scenarios. In the first they are trying to get laid, in the second they are projecting their own insecurity on a random anon.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds fair

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I larp as a woman because it feels so good how kind people treat you

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        As if

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe wouldn't feel like it on the long run, but trust me as a man they treat you like shit or someone to compete with usually

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            Ok i‘ll try larping as a man sometimes and see how it goes.

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              try it

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              Let's practice. How do you think a man would respond to this picture?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                AWOOOOOGA

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                "Wow you're still using the Iphone 9?? Personally I prefer Androids."

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                S E X

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                AEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAGGAGAGAG BRRPRPRBRBRBRBRBRRPRPPR AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
                AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAGAGAGAGGAGAGGA BRBRRRBRB

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Ok. I‘ll try.
                Stupid whore thinks i won‘t notice she shooped her fat fupa and pointy elbows. 0/10 would not touch with a ten foot pole. I hope she gets herpes and dies alone with her seven cats.

                How did i do?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                femoid hands typed this

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Ah damn. Ok. I‘ll try a different approach. Give me something.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Ah damn. Ok. I‘ll try a different approach. Give me something.

                >she thinks men actually think like this
                ohnonono femcels it's so over

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                A woman typed this

                Is a joke babe

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                A woman typed this

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, is this a picture of you? Wow, you're really pretty. Hey, do you like anime or video games? Hey, I bet we have a lot in common, you should add me so we can talk in private.

  60. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    > if you remove the male organs from a male animal, it isn't male any more
    Oh look, it's this troll again

  61. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    My friend and his wife wanted to hook me up with their older friend, she’s like mid 30s with a kid; my friends and I are mid / late 20s

    She’s pretty attractive however I just learned that she wants to join a sex club and that she has multiple piercings on her vagina. I am utterly disgusted and can no longer view her the same way. She literally just became ugly to me. I am all for some light casual fun but holy fuck;
    Like before I was like “hey she’s a pretty milf,” and now I can’t stop thinking about her being a huge slut
    Either way I don’t want to go out with her and my friend is upset with me over it

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Just say "I'm not into piercings", how can they judge you for that?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >she wants to join a sex club and that she has multiple piercings on her vagina
      How did you find this out?

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        His wife told me, and the two of them are very good friends

        She was drunk and started opening up about this girl

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Tell them she's nice but not your type. If that makes them angry it's weird and that's on them.

  62. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    My gf and I are quite serious. If we actually follow through on what we've been talking about, we might be getting married and trying for kids within the year. But I am a little disappointed in her contribution to the relationship so far. When she first moved in, which cooked me meals, not every day but quite often. We had sex almost every day. And she texted me quite a bit. Now things are different. She has cooked for me maybe twice this month, and only simple breakfasts. I cook for her quite a bit. We barely have sex once a week anymore, although part of that is my fault. We did have sex twice this weekend, and it went pretty well. And she really doesn't text me much anymore. I brought it up to her and she makes sure to text at least once during the day now, but it feels forced sometimes. I only care because it makes me feel like she's lost interest.

    Anyway how do I make her put more effort into it so I can feel better about moving forward with our plans?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >sex is dying even before you’re married
      Dude it’s over

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Well I'm not willing to give up just yet. I blame myself mostly for our bedroom problems. I was practically a virgin before her so I am not good at it, I'm getting better though. I also have some trouble maintaining an erection. But I'm working on that and making progress. I think we could fix the problem. But if I feel like I've fixed my issues and the problem persists, then I will accept that it's time to move on.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          >I was practically a virgin before her
          Oof

  63. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Women

    How do you feel about being called cute?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I call my gf cute and she seems to enjoy it. Sometimes i give her head pats but i feel like that‘s taking it a bit too far.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Women can‘t be lonely.

        [...]
        I wish i wasn‘t.

        Ok so how did i do larping as a male?

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          only the second one is passable, you sound gay in the other two posts

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            Got it. So to be „passable“, i have to act like an asshole man?

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              being a man is something you cant teach. youre just born one

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Perfection, I couldn't tell the difference between you and the average scrote who posts here!

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's patronizing

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have dyed hair?

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          No

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I like it

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, nobody calls me that

  64. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    I call my gf cute and she likes it. But she also calls me cute and I don't like that.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I call my bf cute and i‘m not sure if he likes it but i won‘t stop because he is cute and he just has to deal with that.

  65. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why is femcel used as an insult?
    Do you guys find sluts desirable or something?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I don't use it as an insult and find the idea very arousing

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah yeah another chad trying to find a virgin gf (that he will get) and then simps and whores will be like “Um ackshully male virgins are desirable too your attitude is just bad”

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Your post is completely incomprehensible. It's like a bot chewed up an /LULZ/ post and spewed out gibberish.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          what? Maybe I'm chadlet but definitely not chad, wouldn't even care them being a virgin
          Just girls with not that good hygiene and anxiety/insecurities and sexual frustration turns me on

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      i dont care about being called incel and dont consider it an insult, i dont use femcel as an insult, i actively avoid furthering relationships with normies holding out for a femcel

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Good fucking luck

        [...]

        Why can’t there be another insult

        Femcel is a woman who can’t find a relationship

        So non existent?

        Your post is completely incomprehensible. It's like a bot chewed up an /LULZ/ post and spewed out gibberish.

        You are another extroverted douche looking for a shy girl

        To me, a femcel is a woman that holds delusional beliefs about men, including putting them on a pedestal be it as idols to worship or devils to hate. Quite like incels do with women. Doesn't have anything to do with sluts

        Most women with that mindset have fucked a lot

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            >me on the right

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            It’s funny because the second panel where she fucks him would never happen

            [...]

            That’s dumb

            what? Maybe I'm chadlet but definitely not chad, wouldn't even care them being a virgin
            Just girls with not that good hygiene and anxiety/insecurities and sexual frustration turns me on

            All you’re doing is dooming confident girls and guys with anxiety to dying alone

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              >All you’re doing is dooming confident girls and guys with anxiety to dying alone
              how, had the best relationships with girls who were weird a little

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                What does that have to do with the two demographics who will die alone
                >”I’m a chad and my best relationships were with loser women”
                Yeah ok? I don’t care

                [...]

                Ok

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah what does that have to do with them

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >be chad
                >go for lonely shy woman
                >guy who’s slightly less shy can’t go for her now
                >confident girl who’s slightly less confident than you can’t be with you either
                >these two die alone all because of your femcel fetish

                I'm not chad neither they are losers

                Yeah I forgot only men can be losers

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not some cattle to who you can tell what to breed with. Pretty popular with gym bunnies for example but can't really get along.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Just don’t be upset when your son can’t give you grandchildren because he took after your wife

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                holy shit you say something

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Your last name ends with you.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                So have some stacylet for wife and femcels for fun?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                How about you just kill yourself

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                wont and honestly couldnt do that with someone to just use them for fun

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Just date a Stacy and stay in your lane
                For a relationship to work the guy has to be more confident and outgoing, going for super shy shut ins just means less for everyone else

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                dont tell me what to do

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Who the fuck are guys like me supposed to date
                Who the fuck are Stacies supposed to date

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I dont know what type of guy are you

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Socially awkward

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                die alone sorry

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah exactly
                I hope you only have sons who take after your femcel wife and you have to explain to him how he’s gonna die alone

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                it's the natural order

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                You’d really let your own child die alone lmao
                Most compassionate take towards non Chad men

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                the order of nature is not what I choose, not what I "let", it simply is like that there has to be a caste of loser men by numbers and you happened to be born into it.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Get some friends who take you out, I have some friend like you and they are cool guys when you get to know them.

                Im the type of guy who masturbates to hentai regularly.

                Not worse than porn

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t want friends I want to be loved
                But a guy like me doesn’t deserve it while rapists and murderers do apparently

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Don't be like that and everyone should have friends

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I want love not friends

                the order of nature is not what I choose, not what I "let", it simply is like that there has to be a caste of loser men by numbers and you happened to be born into it.

                Actually the natural order is to be with people within your caste but you dilute that by going for loser women

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                cope

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Cope with what

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I would give a budget to my loser son so he can cope with prostitutes and vidya until he ropes himself

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                You’d really let your son kill himself like that with zero remorse

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                when it's over it's over

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Just make sure to tell him it’s your fault

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                it's not

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it is
                Maybe you should’ve dated a Stacey

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                don't worry I'll get both pregnant

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Have fun getting divorce raped

                Good, I wish I could date a stacy

                Be a chad then

                Well... But a girl actually got interested in him but turned her down because "she had too high bodycounts"
                [...]
                Yeah she still best one

                Yeah he didn’t want to be her money providing cuck boy, he has sense

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >divorce rape
                Thanks, that was the last square I needed on my incel bingo card.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >implying I would marry stacy and not just P&D her
                lmao

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Have fun explaining that to your femcel wife

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                depressed femcel wife wouldn't care

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                what an idiot.
                Was just checking to make sure if he was avoiding becoming another notch with the others for some girl that collects guys like they're pokemon

                She sounded like a nice girl so I told him he made a mistake for sure

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Good, I wish I could date a stacy

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Friends can give you a lot of love, honestly if it weren't for my introvert best friend I would have killed myself already

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I mean romantic love
                Your introverted friend doesn’t get any girls does he
                Of course he doesn’t

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Well... But a girl actually got interested in him but turned her down because "she had too high bodycounts"

                Natsuki still up for grabs.

                Yeah she still best one

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >"she had too high bodycounts"
                how high are we talking here

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                3 or 4 if I remember correctly

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                what an idiot.
                Was just checking to make sure if he was avoiding becoming another notch with the others for some girl that collects guys like they're pokemon

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                4 is too high

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                if you're an idiot perhaps
                4 is a decent number for someone who went for relationships rather than sex. I don't care if a girl has been with other guys as long as she wasn't just lusting after cock.

                [...]
                She sounded like a nice girl so I told him he made a mistake for sure

                How did she take it? Did he let her know the reason?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >as long as she wasn't just lusting after cock
                lol

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >How did she take it? Did he let her know the reason?
                I don't know never asked that part

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Im the type of guy who masturbates to hentai regularly.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Femcel is a woman who can’t find a relationship

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      To me, a femcel is a woman that holds delusional beliefs about men, including putting them on a pedestal be it as idols to worship or devils to hate. Quite like incels do with women. Doesn't have anything to do with sluts

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        *facepalm*

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Good fucking luck
          [...]
          Why can’t there be another insult
          [...]
          So non existent?
          [...]
          You are another extroverted douche looking for a shy girl
          [...]
          Most women with that mindset have fucked a lot

          What's the problem? Can't make the mental connection that I obviously mean --who also don't fuck as a result?
          A prototypical femcel to me is the 21 year old virgin that's into BDSM because she's watched too much porn and thinks men are invincible supremely confident gods and sits waiting for some such to grace her with his attention when she has no fucking idea how to make herself presentable

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            >femcels are just picky and with settle for anything less than a overconfident God
            Yeah I agree

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              I thought this until I realized how nervous can some girl act. The problem is usually that they won't really react positively if you approach them or kind to them and guys lose confidence and momentum.

  66. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This isn't about genetics, anon, it's about developmental embryology.

  67. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    femcels aren't real

  68. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Women can‘t be lonely.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yes they can.

      >I was practically a virgin before her
      Oof

      I was half a virgin when I met him, I gave him everything!!

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >I was half a virgin when I met him, I gave him everything!!
        Fugly slut

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          This is so obviously a larp anon pls

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            Someone hasn't seen Mean Girls and I feel sad for you

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              Why tf would i watch that crap?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                It's just the best movie of all time, no biggie.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                My bad i was trying to larp as an asshole man. Is it really that good? I actually haven‘t seen it.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                It's unironically my favourite movie so I am horribly biased, but it's pretty funny. It's silly and obviously not some deep cinematic masterpiece, but I've watched it a hundred times and still laugh.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >My bad i was trying to larp as an asshole man
                Stop trying to make it a thing, it’s not gonna happen

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Come on anon, he's kind of socially retarded and weird but he's my friend.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >he's kind of socially retarded and weird but he's my friend.
                Oh no that’s how you describe us

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                You should occasionally watch things outside of your usual comfort zone in order to broaden your horizons.

                Mean Girls is not a bad movie, and you might even enjoy it. I know I did.

                female crap

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                You should occasionally watch things outside of your usual comfort zone in order to broaden your horizons.

                Mean Girls is not a bad movie, and you might even enjoy it. I know I did.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                See

                My bad i was trying to larp as an asshole man. Is it really that good? I actually haven‘t seen it.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Why don't you larp as a kind and friendly man? Shame the asshole men by leading by example.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I did and i got called gay.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                If you try it again then I'll call you "friend".

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                <3
                I‘m done larping. It isn‘t for me. I‘d rather be my self.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                That's okay, the real you can be my friend too.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I‘d like that

                Perfection, I couldn't tell the difference between you and the average scrote who posts here!

                Thank you thank you thank you

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >I‘d like that
                We could even watch Mean Girls together, to broaden your horizons and to see if you think it lives up to the hype.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I already know that we wear pink on wednesday so i feel like i‘d like doing that

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                I'll add it to the list then. Hopefully we can finally make the arrangements to watch something soon.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Women can‘t be lonely.
      The fuck?

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        he's right

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Anon pls that was me larping

          [...]
          [...]
          Ok so how did i do larping as a male?

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            yet the post was right

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone is lonely.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      They can and usually it hurts them more than men

  69. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly why are people so cruel to people who are sick? They think you are faking it, you don't need help, they blame you for getting sick like you did something, they coldly say to go fix it and how their life is harder and blah blah blah.

    I have been sick frequently since childhood. During these times I cannot eat or even stand up, throw up everything, freezing, my body hurts. I eat real food, exercise and do sports, great hygiene. Yet doctors never say anything is wrong. If I faint people blamed me for not drinking enough water when I actually drink plenty. Blame me for peeing frequently. Blame me for eating sugar, when it actually helps my blood sugar stay in the safe range. And no I am not diagnosed with diabetes, even if it's the case, I don't know. When I am cold and tired they say "oh just get some sunshine" as if I can walk at all during these times. Get me a wheelchair or stfu. When I throw up they say to eat more, what to throw it back up? They say to take medicine for pain like it's just a headache, which I would do if it were just a headache, but my entire body shuts down and throws up the medicine. My feet are like icicles. When I warm them up it stings and they turn purple. It's even worse when I have menses, because I get stabbing pains in the abdomen. No blood tests, overall check ups, symptoms list, nothing has ever given me an answer.

    And yet everyone has the nerve to criticize me. Even when I am so sick I would miss school, I couldn't afford to miss work and had to push through this to make money. I never make an excuse, but I am suffering, and nobody understands.

    Why are people like this?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I have been sick frequently since childhood.
      Your parents should’ve thrown you to the wolves, would have been merciful

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        They were all sick and all got treatment, I was already thrown to the wolves and left to die.

        christ youre annoying, i can only imagine how you might be when sick

        Dying in bed and throwing up, besides that pretty quiet. Truly appreciate the additional dismissal of my illness. I bet you cry when you get a stuffy nose.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          you need to be boxed behind the ears.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      christ youre annoying, i can only imagine how you might be when sick

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      You really need to go back to the doctors and try again, anon. This sounds serious.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'm about to check into a hospital, not sure what they will say or how I survived this long. It comes and goes.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >t. picrel

  70. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I wish i wasn‘t.

  71. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    if you were born as a man you will always be one

  72. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    I like women, and I'm glad that some women like us back.

    Why are we fighting?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Idk anon, i‘m not fighting. I like men too.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      women don't and will never like us

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Some people on here are in dire need of a hobby or a mate

  73. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How am I a femcel

    I thought this until I realized how nervous can some girl act. The problem is usually that they won't really react positively if you approach them or kind to them and guys lose confidence and momentum.

    Yeah when a chad like you approaches a lonely loser girl I imagine she does get easily flustered

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not chad neither they are losers

  74. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    femanons, is schizophrenia attractive to you?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      being a man is something you cant teach. youre just born one

      It was worth a try

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw no cute schizo gf

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          There there there bb

  75. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get as hard as I used to, should I stop watching porn/jerking off?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and no respectively.

  76. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Both genders

    What does it say about a man if he is not a virgin, but has still passed up on many sexual encounters with a lot of different women, almost all of whom were very attractive. I've been thinking about this a lot and I just can't figure out what's wrong with me. Also I'm definitely straight.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      M
      Sounds like you just have standards and/or isn't interested in casual sex. Or you could just be afraid of committing and the relationship going south

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      You're not a whore, you value sex on a personal level, and also less likely to have stds. So I respect that. Stay true to yourself.

  77. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a tranny defender morning
    ACKK

  78. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    For women.
    Do you agree with the redpill sentiment that men should not be taking dating advice from women? What do you think of the "Don't ask a fish how to catch a fish" analogy?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Your mode of thinking is stuck on the idea that men and women are adversaries instead of partners.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I never said that I agreed with it. I'm not a fan of any redpill beliefs or ideas

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty dumb. It's good to take different advice, just consider the source instead of disregarding it completely.

      Girls, do you like Bocchi?
      How do I get a Bocchi gf?

      I haven't seen her animu, but she cute.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      If you want to potentially fuck lots of women and avoid relationships, listen to redpill men.
      If you want to have relationships but probably not fuck lots of women, listen to women, or a combination of women and normal men.

      I think a lot of guys get tripped up because they want relationships, and then the redpill pua stuff doesn't work for the, but it was never going to work through the lens of finding good relationships.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a man but I agree, every time I chose my own pics for hookup app profiles, I had relative success; the one time I let a woman choose my pictures (they were different to what I'd personally pick) the results were dry as a bone
      The lesson: trust your gut

  79. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Girls, do you like Bocchi?
    How do I get a Bocchi gf?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      No I severely loathe shy antisocial loser (female)
      Gender swap the show and it gets no views

  80. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Opinions on tall women?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I want a 7' amazonian woman to give me giant children

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I like tall women, but tall women don't like me. I think I would have more chemistry with a short woman who just wishes she were tall.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Hot in theory but being around a woman taller than me (in any context) makes me somewhat uncomfortable. Dunno why, maybe insecurity of some form. I'm 6'2

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad those bony fucks exist because they make me look cuter by comparison

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Tall women are more beautiful than short girls. Their proportions are nicer, longer legs, not short and stubby. They also give you taller sons. However most tall women don't like men that are shorter than them so most of us won't even try to flirt with them.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Second toe bigger than big toe.

        Dropped.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Smol is best. My kids can eat shit

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Small women look like short-legged gremlins, I don't find it attractive but it is easier to date them.

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            *cries in gremlin*

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            I like to rest my arms on their head and carry them. And it's one less smol girl for short guys

  81. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    girls what do you think of a guy who just wants a relationship but is asexual?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Then he doesn't want a relationship.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I don't believe asexuals exist. I think it's unprocessed trauma or a lack of maturation.
      >I don't want to step out of my comfort zone
      isn't a sexuality.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        probably trauma in my case

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        My ex gf claimed to be asexual. Definitely a lack of maturity. I had a "I can fix her" moment for about 3 months before I realised what a retard I was being.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Not a good match for me but good luck to him.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, I'd reckon a dream come true.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Not that Anon, but I'm also not a big fan of sex. What's your reason for feeling this way?

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          i was raped by my openly gay gym teacher and flinch any time someone touches me down there. on two occassions i've freaked out when a girl tried to initiate sex and it ended the relationship.

  82. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I feel the stench of poo wafting from this scribble

  83. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Femcels, how bad of a gf are you?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      The worst and the best.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I am a fucking lovely girlfriend, honestly. If there were girlfriend olympics I'd win every fucking year. That's why I got the update ring.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >That's why I got the update ring.
        Congratulations.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        What about you makes you a good girlfriend?

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          I'm incredibly affectionate and caring. He gets all the attentions he wants and all the love he deserves. But I'm also pretty introverted so I respect his alone time and give him room if he wants it.
          I am a good homemaker - I take care of his clothes and keep his house clean, cook him whatever he wants, fill his freezer with meals to heat up when I'm not around.
          I'm selfless, very good at anticipating his needs, empathetic and always very kind to him. I've never really raised my voice with him and rarely get mad in general. We almost never fight.
          I'm financially independent, no debt whatsoever and pretty low maintenance. I go out of my way to get him whatever he needs.
          I'm pretty cute if I can say so myself.
          I'm my boyfriend's best friend, I picked up a lot of his interests (and he picked up some of mine), we have the same sense of humour.
          I'm pretty open in the bedroom, pretty much always down to have segs. But still very modest outside of the bedroom.
          His friends like me, his family likes me.

          I'm a solid gf.

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            So you could be replaced by a maid and a prostitute?

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              3/4 of the things I said have nothing to do with sex or taking care of the house. Try harder, fag.

              Thanks for the “tfw no bf” feelings
              Send some of your magic my way pls

              Wish you the best anon!

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Where's your boyfriend then?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Out on a walk with his dad.

                I can just tell from this post he’s a trust fund kid

                He's not, but he could have been. He went to fancy boarding schools in europe. Good guess.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you even here ?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                To make you feel bad about yourself. And also because I'm bored and this thread is always active, it's nice to kill time while I wait for my the sims 4 cc to download.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                You sound lonely. Kinda pathetic.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Not lonely at all, spent a very nice day with my family and now I get to chill and decorate a pretty English cottage. Also buy chickens.

                >but he could have been
                He’s interesting to you because his parents could afford to pay for all of that, that’s why he is a trust fund kid

                No, not at all. He's my best friend, he's incredibly smart and funny, by far the kindest man I've ever met, he treats me better than I deserve, he's handsome and he fucks me real good.
                I honestly have more than enough to live a comfortable life anyway, so while him being well off is nice it was far from a priority for me.

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                >but he could have been
                He’s interesting to you because his parents could afford to pay for all of that, that’s why he is a trust fund kid

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks for the “tfw no bf” feelings
            Send some of your magic my way pls

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              >Thanks for the “tfw no bf” feelings
              There's an easy way to fix that anon

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Death?

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Death won't necessarily fix that
                who the fuck knows what goes on after death

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                Oh boi do i have news for you

              • 2 days ago
                Anonymous

                has the mystery been solved anon?

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            I can just tell from this post he’s a trust fund kid

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      So bad that I'm not a gf at all

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        What is it like being a practice girl?

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          You misunderstand, I've never had a bf at all

  84. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Women what does Pokémon need to do to be number 1 again?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Don't just retire Ash Ketchum, kill him off.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      More Rapidash, please.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Give Misty a gf

  85. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Post gender
    Which one of the DDLC girls is your favorite?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      F
      The big booby one with the white ribbon

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        That one is Monika. Good choice (but she's already mine so you have to pick a different one)

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          The second biggest booby one on the left with the strawberry hair then

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            If your criteria is just the boobs, you probably want the purple haired one. You just can't tell in that group picture.

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              Oh nice, I want her then

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Sayori my love, I could have saved her

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        Natsuki still up for grabs.

  86. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Uh nice, more money i don‘t have to waste on bc. Gimme more.

  87. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is this the „they stopped replying so i won“ anon?

  88. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Are you veterinarian who does autopsies on wildlife and zoo animals?

  89. 2 days ago
    $Snake

    Why would i need a wife?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Because she cute. She‘d put sunflowers on the table and make cinnamon buns for snacks. She‘d leave her dress on the chair next to the bed and you‘d feel her soft leg press against yours as you fall asleep. She‘d buy new fabric softener that smells like apple blossoms and she‘d pull you in closer as you cum in her.

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >you‘d feel her soft leg press against yours as you fall asleep
        anon please you can't make me long for things I never even imagined

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Terribly sorry my love

      • 2 days ago
        $Snake

        That sounds fun...for a week

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly. That‘s why your „till death does you apart“ religion bullcrap is stoopid. Enjoy it while it lasts and let it go when you don‘t enjoy it anymore.

          • 2 days ago
            $Snake

            I dont feel like being married for a week

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              Your loss really

              • 2 days ago
                $Snake

                Liebniz

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