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ITT we ask the opposite gender anything.
But please remember that this is /adv, not /b - this is a place to ask for advice, not engage in random trolling.
FAQ (please read before posting!)
>Why did person X do Y?
We have no idea. Ask them.
>Is it over?
No.
>Is X gay?
If you have to ask if it's gay, it's gay.
>I am short/ugly/not physically perfect.
Low self-esteem and low confidence are FAR more damaging than whatever you think the problem is.
>I have a small penis.
If a woman likes you, she won't care.
>I have a beefy/outie vagina.
Outside LULZ, NO ONE cares.
>What does it mean if my gf did sexual things with her ex she won't do with me?
She doesn't like doing those things and no longer wants to do sexual things she hates just to please a partner. You *should* be asking, why do you want to force her to do things she hates?
>Do women really?
No.
>Is it true women can't cum from penetration?
Most women can cum from penetration; most women can't cum from penetration ALONE.
>How do I flirt?
Flirting is banter with slightly-more-sexual jokes.
>How do if I know if someone likes me?
Ask them out. (This is literally the only way to be sure).
>How do I ask someone out?
"Do you fancy going for a drink some time?"
>Why do women reject me?
Probably you visibly lack confidence.
>How do I get confident?
Pretend to be confident. When people treat you better, you'll feel more confident.
>Can I ask someone out again after being rejected?
No.
>What if it's a soft rejection?
ALL REJECTIONS ARE HARD.
>What do I do on a date to ensure I get sex or a relationship?
Dating is not a job interview. The purpose of a date is to HAVE FUN hanging out with a person you like. Have a conversation. Get to know them. Enjoy yourself. There is no perfect dating algorithm; you are interacting with a person, not a machine.
>I have a detailed medical question.
Wrong thread.
>Incel bullshit
Fuck off to /LULZ.
>Vaccines
Fuck off to LULZ.
>Trannies
Fuck off to LULZ.
>How do I find a virgin gf?
Take your Madonna/whore complex and shove it up your ass.
Does anyone read this?
>Does anyone read this?
Most people do, yes. There are always a few sad incels who think they will somehow acquire some cred by boasting that they haven't read it.
I’m not incel and usually skip it after the first line, but I also don’t boast about it.
Are you boasting about putting incels down or something lol, what kind of low is that?
I haven't read it.
>crowd goes wild
Post gender
Do you prefer hot or cold weather/environment?
>>I have a detailed medical question.
>Wrong thread.
I don't have one but what's wrong with asking? I imagine you have as much chance of finding help here as you would elsewhere
Cold. In the summer I faint all the time and feel sick.
I can always cover up and wear warmer layers, but nothing to do when it's hot af.
>I don't have one but what's wrong with asking?
This is a thread where you ask people of the opposite gender questions. Someone being of the opposite gender does not in any way make them medically qualified. It's perfectly reasonable to post a thread elsewhere on /adv asking a medical question, and directed at people with medical knowledge. But ATOGA is not that thread, and that is not ATOGA's audience.
It's particularly tiresome when you have women asking gynaecological questions, or men ask about Phimosis. People who do not have a penis probably know less about penises than people who do, so why should a man ask unqualified *women* medical questions about his dick? You're asking the wrong people.
Do you live your whole life like this? Kneeling to the most arbitrary rules and seeing others as one dimensional beings?
NTA, but "Don't ask someone a question unless there is at least some chance they might actually know the answer" isn't exactly an *arbitrary* rule.
I know a lot more about phimosis than many men do. Some anon might be a medical professional and know a lot more about female hormones than i do. Thinking you can decide what someone else knows is pretty stupid ngl.
>I know a lot more about phimosis than many men do.
story time?
There‘s no story to it other than that i had a bf once who had it so i read up on it and then helped him fix it. But still, i find it stupid to assume you can‘t ask the opposite gender everything. And also, most questions like this aren‘t about „oh no what should i do about my phimosis“ they usually are „would you mind if your bf had that?“ and you can‘t ask that other men so that whole disclaimer is just bollocks from back to front.
Please see
Sure, there *might* be a woman on here who is a Phimosis expert, but wouldn't it be better to address the question to potential male Phimosis experts as well? In which case, this is the wrong thread.
This is a thread for men to ask women questions, or women to ask men questions. Being a woman does not make it *more* likely that a person is an expert in penile health. That is a general /adv topic, not an ATOGA topic.
Now can we move on, please? This is getting tedious.
>It's particularly tiresome when you have women asking gynaecological questions
maybe they feel they're more likely to find women here than elsewhere in adv?
Also what if I as a guy want to as a gynaecological question?
As for phimosis, I don't think it's that weird to ask girls about to see their experiences, no? Obviously if you want help getting rid of it they might not be the best person to ask
>Also what if I as a guy want to as a gynaecological question?
That's usually on topic.
>As for phimosis, I don't think it's that weird to ask girls about to see their experiences, no?
If the question is "How do girls feel about partners with Phimosis?" that is entirely on topic, but it's also not a medical question. If the question is "How is Phimosis treated?" that is very much off topic and needs a thread of its own.
> Take your Madonna/whore complex and shove it up your ass.
> Most women can cum from penetration; most women can't cum from penetration ALONE.
> I have a beefy/outie vagina.
>Outside LULZ, NO ONE cares
Is faq a woman this whole time? Or just a based male?
Obvs a saddo tranny
>Is faq a woman this whole time? Or just a based male?
Does it matter? The quality of the answers is more important than the genitalia of the person who provides them.
>/pol
Go back to plebbit.
Also, a Madonna-whore complex doesn’t mean what you think it does. Ir specifically refers to men who associate *anything* sexual with defilement. These are the kinds of men who would refuse to touch their wives while visiting prostitutes, because only the prostitutes are sufficiently “unclean”.
This is entirely different from not wanting to marry a whore. That was a social norm when the complex was first described, and the complex alone was seen as an abnormality, not the desire for exclusivity.
>inb4 incel
Incels literally are degenerates who encourage men to fuck around.
>Why did person X do Y?
Because you're an insecure idiot who doesn't just use your big boy / big girl words to ask. Solve problems through communication, not psychic powers.
>Is it over?
Yes
>Is X gay?
Yes
>I am short/ugly/not physically perfect.
Also your mindset sucks ass. Continue making excuses for said mindset and sabotaging yourself. Succeed in staying miserable.
>I have a small penis.
See above.
>What does it mean if my gf did sexual things with her ex she won't do with me?
She likes them more.
>Do women really?
Yes
>Is it true women can't cum from penetration?
OP is correct; rub the clit too.
>How do I flirt?
Express sexual intent while being fun
>How do if I know if someone likes me?
Use words. If you can't because you're insecure, you don't deserve to date. Fix your mental.
>How do I ask someone out?
"Yo, you wanna go to {place you'll be} tomorrow?"
>Why do women reject me?
They reject you no more or less than everyone else; you've just decided to be a miserable sack of shit for no reason.
>How do I get confident?
Step 1: Stop inventing excuses to be insecure and sad
Step 2: At this point it should be easier to be confident than to be not confident.
>Can I ask someone out again after being rejected?
Yes, but if you have feelings for them you're retarded.
>What do I do on a date to ensure I get sex or a relationship?
You cannot.
>Incel bullshit
Will issue, not skill issue.
>How do I find a virgin gf?
Schizophrenia; take meds.
chill
>not engage in random trolling
You are wrong
This girl I'm seeing doesn't always cum, rarely cums in general, maybe every 5th time we fuck, but seems to really enjoy the process regardless. How does it work for women? Can you still like the sex without the ending on your side?
I mean I'm slowly learning how he body reacts to my touches and movements and the sex is getting better every week but she's not like some other girls I've dated in the past who could cum twice or thrice in a row.
Do you eat her out? Or touch her clit at all?
I‘m like that and i still love fucking. It takes a lot for me to cum but if i don‘t, i also don‘t miss it because i wasn‘t in the right mood or mode to cum anyways, which doesn‘t mean i wasn‘t in the mood for sex. It‘s weird but it‘s a thing.
>i wasn‘t in the right mood or mode to cum anyways, which doesn‘t mean i wasn‘t in the mood for sex
wait what?
Like you were in the mood specifically for sex, not just affection or physical touch? Like at that time cuddling together wouldn't have done it for you?
Yes absolutely. I love having him inside me and i love observing him as he cums. I just want to be as close as possible but i‘m not exactly horny. It‘ like making out but on steroids.
I wouldn't say it's unpleasant to have sex without orgasms, but it's not good either. It's like cuddling just with dick inside and the added benefit of my bf cooming.
Orgasms are what makes sex good for me without doubt.
>It's like cuddling just with dick inside and the added benefit of my bf cooming
This exactly but i love it
I feel the exact same as
. But most women can't cum from penetration so keep that in mind, if you finish and she doesn't you should give her oral or something until she does
>Can you still like the sex without the ending on your side?
Yes.
But I can't help wondering if you're the kind of who man expects women to be able to cum from penetration alone? Women vary a lot, but I'd say a typical woman would want to cum several times BEFORE you put your dick in her.
Who has time for that
Girl asking guys, help me split this hair:
>A: Do you wanna go out some time?
>B: Do you wanna grab a drink with me some time?
I feel like 'B' is more casual, but possibly unclear - as well as possibly too specific (heaven forbid he completely misses that I'm asking him out AND just doesn't happen to be in the mood for a drink).
'A' feels a lot more foolproof, just dauntingly direct as far as actually getting the words out. But it wouldn't be dauntingly direct to receive, would it? It's still pretty casual, right?
If we're close, I would be more inclined to take A as a group activity than B.
If you asked me A and I didn't know you liked me, my first thought would be something along the lines of "yeah I'm free this weekend, you wanna ask casey along?"
Thanks for the thoughtful responses.
Context is he's sort of a friend, so I definitely need to avoid him mistaking it as a friend/group thing lol.
I know I like him and would like to go on a date, but I don't think he has any idea, so I'm also wary of being too forward in case he's caught off guard.
I will tell you right now, no guy will feel bad about a girl asking him out. However, do so in private for the very slight offchance that you are seen as "below him" and it would somehow embarrass him if others knew. I've had to struggle with being ridiculed for something like that and it's not fun to deal with.
Keep in mind that this doesn't automatically mean he'll accept it, just that he'll be happy to know someone likes him that way. Just be forward & don't worry too much about it. Be clear because tons of dudes are too dense to realize when a girl is being subtle.
For example when the other anon talked about asking me to come to her place to pick up a book, I would not look deeper into that than her loaning me a book (obviously it opens you up to hanging out at your place and that might make me realize but if you just let me walk back out I'd be none the wiser)
Saying "some time" eliminates mood as a problem. He may not be in the mood for a drink now, but he will be at some point.
Which of these I would recommend depends on whether you think you *might* like the guy and would like to spend a little time chatting to make your mind up, or whether you *know* you like him and want a full-on date; and also on whether you think he has had the time to make the same decision about you.
If I'm talking to someone on a dating app, for example, I would always try "Do you want to go for a drink or something?" because what's being proposed there is a short (maybe half-hour) meeting to determine whether the two of us would like to go on an actual date or not - not something you can decide when you haven't actually met face to face.
Similarly, if you've only just met the guy and he probably hasn't had time to decide if he likes you or not, steer things towards a casual hang-out with a possible date to follow if you both want to; if you already know each other quite well, then suggest an actual date up front.
Not a guy but if i wanted to make it clear this was a one on one thing but not yet a „date“, i‘d probably ask „do you want to do something/spend time together on the weekend?“ i‘ve never done that though, sounds risky. Instead i‘d try to find a way to make it less obvious. Like asking about him coming to my place to pick up that book i told him i‘ll lend him or something along the lines. I feel like there‘s no point in wanting to spend time with someone if you have nothing like that you could use because then it seems like you don‘t have any shared interest anyways so why even bother?
>spend time together
I would take this as a "date", spending time together sounds a lot more personal than just "going out" or "doing something"
>In which case, this is the wrong thread.
I've learned pretty early on that there's not much hangup of "opposite gender only", sure you might argue that's against the point of the thread but I don't see an alternative on /adv/ and making a new thread for every question would clog up the board.
>one shot at uni life
>fucked it up by being a mentally ill shutin commuter student, missed out on making friends in uni accomodation, no parties, no large friend circles, no sex
>graduating soon, i'm a big boy now, gotta be a good boy and get a job, too old to go back to uni and party in uni accomodation with 18 year olds
>one shot to ascend spergdom and i fucked it up
this is gonna haunt me for the rest of my life, how do i cope?
I was somewhat social during my college years, sure no large parties or sex or whatever & while it was a good time that shit didn't carry over for me.
It's just as "over" for me as it is for you, anon
That's not true, anon. Normalfags act like uni is the shit, the only time in your life when you're alive, everything else is routine. Just like highschool, or kindergarten, it's not for everyone.
I started working at 17, sure I missed out on easy living, but I wouldn't trade my life experience for it. I'm 25 now and it shows very quick within 5 minutes of interaction with a man who looks back at the uni life because that was his shot at life and it's over (a homosexual)
sounds like you're just coping, little kid.
Who cares, I'm pretty happy with adult life because I've been doing it for years, everyone else is fresh out of the uni bubble and sad to be suddenly all alone, and working.
I‘m a masochist though, i like how it hurts
Same, I can't kill myself because I'm here for the suffering
Never had social problems and were pretty popular in elementary and high school. But as an adult I have kinda distanced from people. Which most of the time doesnt really bother me but many times it is lonely (M btw)
Men do you mind hair on a woman's arm (or leg)? I have a light and thin but visible hair and don't really like to shave it. Would it be a turn off?
looks like it is a turn off even for answering
depends how distinct it is and if it's soft
if it's very distinct (aka at a glance people will see you have hairy arms/legs) then yeah I'd prefer without.
But you don't have to be some smooth doll that has no hair except on her scalp to me
For example, something like pic related is past what I'd prefer.
I have pretty light bodyhair and I'd like my girl to not have more bodyhair than me pretty much
I think I have a little less than pic rel, but much more lighter and of course it's soft. And shaving would feel like some soft plastic surgery
if it's lighter you have been blessed because the less noticeable it is the less of an issue it is. Only time lighter armhair appears is when it catches the light
regardless I'd rather her be okay with it and leave it than be ashamed of it and do something uncomfortable to get rid of it (unless it's like really bad)
It really isn't a dealbreaker until you start looking like wolverine or some shit
It is mainly visible in summer because I get tanned but the hair gets even more lighter so it looks like it's glowing
Stop I can only get so excited hnnng
Nta, I'm a man and I've got thick black hair all over. Blonde body hair is ok on women, idk why but I don't mind it. Dark hair is ugly. Can't put my finger on why, if it's blonde and thin it's ok, black and thick is masculine and I associate it with my own body.
> pic
her hands are hairier than me mine, lel
I don’t care
Hottttttttttttttt
I should try dating cavemen you say?
YES!
>Would it be a turn off?
Not to me. But guys who watch too much porn generally need a woman to be totally hairless except for cranial hair, eyebrows, and eyelashes; and some of them even have a problem with eyebrows.
I think it is common in mainstream media too to not see any hair on women
IMO there's three regions a girl should avoid hair, chest, face & legs. I definitely don't mind a bush, I don't even mind pits, but something about a hairy chest is weird.
And I just really like soft feminine smooth legs
But naturally we have hair on our legs
I know and I wish nature didn't give you that
also don't a lot of women also naturally have at least some hair on their upper lip?
Yeah some have, especially when older
Peach fuzz is normal on all of your face‘s skin. And the hairs around the upper lip do have a tendency to produce on or two slightly darker ones even in light haired girls, yes. You‘d have to observe them really well though to notice that.
kinda but it's common in the genetics where I live in so I tolerate it
What do you and your friends do together
Talk
My friends are all online with occasional offline meetups. We usually play card/board games, talk, go out places to eat, go to places that have shops/things to see.
I'm going to see a friend next month and we'll probably cook together or something.
Going over to each other houses to eat or drink something together, chat and play board games.
If we're going out, it's often dinner and/or drinks.
I have a couple friends I go on hikes with, my best friend loves cycling so we go out together on this cycle path (she rides her bike and I rollerblade), and also I go on long walks with my cousin almost every day.
Men, do you employ PUA techniques?
> PUA techniques
never heard of them
>pick up artist techniques
I'll admit I have watched some, but I'd never try it.
No, I don't think those would work form me, also would feel like some idiot
I don’t watch or follow that, so I couldn’t tell you for sure, but I don’t like pretending to be someone I’m not, especially not to manipulate people.
Not really. I know about the usual ones...
>hit the gym
>be a fun person
>tease girls
>be physical
>unite dream and day
But they're all too hard for me.
dream and day
huh
you should work out though. It really isn't hard because you can choose to do the amount you want to do
I always hear that from girls hitting the gym nowadays gives you nothing plus in attractiveness
You're not meant to get completely fucking ripped, but girls still prefer some muscle definition compared to nothing. If you're already there you can simply take it easier and just maintain what you have rather than continuing to build
Regardless, working out isn't just to make girls go awooga. It makes you healthier and stronger, both of which are good things. Stop thinking of girls as the only reason to do things anon
I do sports since I was 7 so I don't do it for girls more like a habit or even obsession, would say I'm ottermode. Just mentioned it.
yeah as far as I've seen ottermode is the physique girls like the most, if you do a lot of sports it's an acceptable alternative for working out but most people would rather "force" it if they don't have a sport they're interested in.
Ottermode is what you have in most in most combat sport, also work out on days when I don't go training
They're lying because they "don't want to be whores" or are insecure. Start lifting and see for yourself.
I should do many things.
It's so you don't embarrass yourself the second you try to lift something. Like, for instance, a girl. It probably doesn't help in the dating market since everyone is on steroids.
>Men, do you employ PUA techniques?
I shouldn't really be replying to this, as I'm a girl, but I have to say there is literally nothing funnier than spotting a guy who is trying to use Pick Up Artist bullshit and then deliberately sabotaging it every step of the way.
For example, there's a "pattern" that a lot of PUA beginners try to use verbatim. Here's how it's supposed to go:
https://www.fastseduction.com/files/guide/03_approaching/11_The_Patterns/p_dc.html
As soon as the guy starts in on that, I will say "Oh, GOD, please don't talk to me about theme park rides! They make me throw up every time! Just thinking about them I just feel like I'm going to vomit all over the table! I can't imagine a worse feeling, can you?"
And then just watch him flounder. It's seriously *so* much fun.
Are you a time traveller from 2008? Where do you even find guys like that?
I know, right? (helpless laughter)
Not her, but those guys haven’t gone anywhere. If anything, they studied hard during pandemic quarantines, and now they’re back on the streets with a vengeance. It’s extremely tiring to have a PUA script used on me.
>You just FEEL SO ENTHRALLED that you want to TAKE THIS RIDE (point to your pecker!)
What
The
Actual
Fuck
*take out notebook*
*flip through it*
uhhh... Have you heard that chimpanzees are genetically the closest to humans?
>Ok, this pattern has been reported to make women cum, out of the blue, just by reciting it to them
You can't make this shit up
this has to be a trolling
>this has to be a trolling
Ross Jeffries used to make a fortune from giving seminars about this stuff. Tom Cruise's character in "Magnolia" is inspired by him. There are plenty of PUA gurus who make lots of money from book sales too.
Question for male pedos;
Is this concept only arousing for you in theory or would you actually go for it if you didn‘t get caught or had the money/power to not face repercussions?
Having consensual sex with an underage person would be extremely arousing to me, and I would give almost anything to be able to do it; but unfortunately it's physically impossible. It's not just legally impossible, or practically impossible, it's a phenomenon which cannot physically exist in this universe. Underage people cannot give their informed consent to sex because they cannot properly understand what it is they are consenting to, and that will never change.
So, people like me have no option but to go pretty much their whole lives without sex. Very, very occasionally I come across a girl who has the physical characteristics of someone who is much younger than she actually is, and is able to attract me; but once you start getting close to 30, hanging out with 19 year old girls really isn't an option any more - they just men that age creepy - so I doubt that will ever happen again. I'll probably spend the rest of my life jerking off to hentai (almost all of which is aimed at guys who like underage girls) and perhaps occasionally trying to find a young-looking hooker.
That sounds exactly like the beginning part of e-boita. I appreciate the honesty. So i guess in your case what is holding you back is that you wouldn‘t enjoy this if it wasn‘t consensual?
For me it's the exact opposite lol
Some girls hit puberty as early as 9 so seeing 15yo with C and D cups is almost the norm nowadays. Of course I would fuck them if they look like that.
On the other hand I don't want to take advantage of them because they're retarded teenagers.
They would fuck other 15 yo anyways though so it's probably not that bad if they had their first time with a guy that's a bit more mature and doesn't treat them like Garbage
>That sounds exactly like the beginning part of e-boita.
Well, Humbert Humbert was not a man who had accepted the reality of his situation. He believed, at least on some level, that it was possible for him and e-boita to be a couple. I don't believe that on any level.
>I appreciate the honesty. So i guess in your case what is holding you back is that you wouldn‘t enjoy this if it wasn‘t consensual?
Well, yeah. I mean, people often interpret "paedophile" and "child abuser" as synonymous. They aren't at all. It's like the difference between being "heterosexual" and being "a rapist". Being attracted to adult women doesn't mean that you want to *rape* adult women; it's perfectly possible to be attracted to adult women but find the idea of committing rape repulsive.
I'm attracted to children; but I find the idea of raping a child repulsive. Since *all* sex between an adult and a child is *automatically* rape, that means I can't ever have sex with the sort of person I'm attracted to.
This sucks beyond belief, but there's no point in pretending it isn't true.
I suppose it's a little like being a life-long incel, except that I don't construct a whole mythology around the idea that it's somehow the children's fault and then spend my life blaming them.
Look at this little shit victimizing himself. Get help shizo.
Hey, they asked.
And there isn't any help for someone like me. Paedophilia is a sexual orientation. Therapy can't "help" it any more than so-called "conversion therapy" can make a gay person straight; it just doesn't work.
If you're dealing with a person who has not yet understood that they will never be able to have sex with someone they're actually attracted to, or who is delusional enough to believe that consensual sex between an adult and a child is possible, then sure, *that* person absolutely needs help. But "help" in that context just means accepting reality and finding ways to live with what must inevitably happen - that you cannot ever have sex with someone you're actually attracted to. I accepted that a very long time ago. Beyond that point there really isn't any help.
Risky topic so hopefully I don't get banned for discussing it but I picture it as being similar to bestiality. There's 3 blocks: Legal, Moral & Practical/Physical.
Even if you take the legal dilemma away, you're left with two. Obviously in some cases this is less of an issue, for example the practical/physical block isn't much of an issue when it comes to fucking a mare.
When it comes to children, both of these are huge because you know it's wrong to do and so does everyone else. In addition you know this could cause irreparable damage. I think anyone that acts on it is mentally ill beyond pedophilia in the first place because even if they thought they could get away with it, the other two should stop them
Thanks for the response anon
in minecraft in theory just likenin my japanese drawings I would if given the chance
Anybody else just love watching women panic or am I just a psychopath?
Mother's side
>Grandfather has blue eyes
>Grandmother has brown eyes
>Mother has brown eyes
Father's side
>Grandfather has brown-green eyes
>Grandmother has blue eyes
>Father has blue eyes
Me
>Brown-green eyes
What colour eyes will my children have, if I have children with a blue-eyed person?
Brown -green
Entirely depends on the eye colour of his/her ancestors.
Makes sense; so generally speaking if they have an overwhelming majority of blue in their family tree, we're looking at blue-eyed children? And if it's something similar to mine, then brown-green?
Almost no chance of blue if yours are brown. Maybe green.
How do you explain my blue-eyed father then? His dad has brown eyes.
Mailman had blue
For each child there's about a 50/50 chance of being blue or being brownish.
The brown eyes gene is dominant over the blue eyes gene. (Aryan genes are weak). So, someone who has blue eyes must have two blue genes. Someone with brown genes may have either two brown genes or one brown and one blue. You inherited a brown gene from your mother and a blue gene from your father. Your husband has two blue genes. Each child will therefore inherit a blue gene from your husband and either a blue or a brown from you (50/50 chance). So there's a 50% chance each child will be brown-eyed, and 50% chance it will be blue-eyed.
Fun fact: if two blue-eyed people have a brown-eyed child, he is not the biological father. (But the reverse is not true; two brown-eyed people can have a blue-eyed child, because they might both have one brown gene and one blue gene).
NTA but thanks for clearing that up because i always found it weird that both my parents and my siblings had green eyes but i have blue.
Green eyes and blue eyes are, I think, different expressions of the same gene. The green or blue colouring is not actually a pigment, it's do to with the way the light refracts inside the eye. But the brown colour in brown eyes is actually melanin, the same thing as in tanned skin.
>Fun fact: if two blue-eyed people have a brown-eyed child, he is not the biological father.
False. This shit is easy to google too so you have no excuse, you mong.
i´d still do an undercover paternity test
That's because you're a retard who doesn't know how genetics work
nah, i would do it anyway if he had my eyes. plenty of blokes have blue eyes
Ladies
Do you like e-boi or shota
No i find it creepy
Nope
State gender
Purely from a research stand point, Should I watch porn to get a feel for what women would like during sex?
Specifically, should I watch Johnny Sins? It seems most girls love him.
I know porn is a but much at times, but I’m curious if it would give me good pointers, especially with girls who want to be fucked like a whore.
Idk who that is but i recently watched a vid of a guy fucking a toy and i swear he did an amazing job because that was exactly how i‘d want to get fucked. So maybe watch those kind of vids if you want to learn something.
Link to the vid?
Phew i‘d have to go dig, it might take a while
If you wouldn’t mind trying, I would very much appreciate it
Wasn‘t as hard as i thought it would be.
I love how he focuses on his own pleasure (duh, because it‘s a toy but i feel like that‘s what would make actual sex amazing too) and isn‘t doing the hammering but taking it slow, being playful and trying stuff out instead of having a fixed order of actions.
https://de.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph584c7aa901209
>check comments
>bunch of female coomers talking about how good it is
KEK
Thank you!
>ask your girlfriend
You think I have a girlfriend, homosexual?
Im talking about for sex with one night stands and am just trying to get ideas for what I, or the girls might like.
>Im talking about for sex with one night stands
then ask them. Fairly sure chicks will prefer a dude who's open about his inexperience over a dude who acts cocky and pretends to know what he's doing because he watched some porn vids
>Fairly sure chicks will prefer a dude who's open about his inexperience over a dude who acts cocky and pretends to know what he's doing because he watched some porn vids
This. A thousand times this.
>and isn‘t doing the hammering but taking it slow, being playful and trying stuff out
Isn't this the norm? When you nut the pleasure kinda stops so I feel like it makes sense to take your time and drag it out so to speak. If anything I'd be wary of going too slow for her
No the issue is that men watch stupid porn where it‘s cut and edited and the girls put on an act of how muuuuuch they love being hammered for 30mins straight and so many guys do that irl too.
Most likely, yes
I knew i‘m not the only one lol
That's exactly how I do it. Maybe that's why girls tell me I'm good in bed lol
What the fuck is going on with his dick
He‘s uncut anon get over it
I'm uncut too but his dick just looks weird, lumpy ass mf
Funny thing is that it doesn‘t matter at all what his dick looks like, all i care about is him moaning/groaning/edging and cumming hard.
Better than them watching crap that will only make it even more unlikely they‘ll ever end up being good in bed.
I am not surprised in the least about being vocal though.
>all i care about is him moaning/groaning/edging
>edging
wait
hang on
there's no way girls would want me to pull out when I'm close and just start rubbing her for a bit while I calm down, right
You're just referring to it as porn, something to get off to watching, right?
No no no please always ALWAYS do this
Oh no you spill all the secrets
I want to hear I'm the best they ever had in the future too and if you spill all the secrets that's unfair
Terribly sorry anon, truly but the good thing is that good sex will always be amazing and there‘s millions of women who will never experience it, so your chances of fucking one that never had anyone fuck her real good are still strong.
well that just changes the whole game
I always assumed once you started you had to keep going or chicks would get frustrated & wonder why you stopped
Yes and that is exactly what women mean when they say their bf/man/husband has porndamage because that‘s how men in porn fuck and what women in porn pretend to like.
Well maybe if women wouldn't be fucking only the top 10% and would be more vocal about what they want in bed the knowledge would spread faster hm?
Jajajajajaja *yawn*
>imagine caring about what women like
quit being such a pussy bitch
I mean I don't think it's porndamage exactly
I just always felt edging was kinda weird as you're effectively stopping pleasure just before the highest point. It feels nice but I thought it was something degenerate that only brainrotten coomers did. Guess I'll have to get used to edging more now
Never thought if it from that perspective. Nah i think it‘s pretty natural to be playful with your arousal. Way more than trying to „get it over with“ in linear fashion. I know i‘ve always been playful and edging with masturbating and i haven‘t watched any porn until i was 17 but started touching myself as a toddler. So idk, does‘t feel degenerate or unnatural to me.
One caveat: Don't stop if it seems like she's about to come and it's about time for that to happen. If you're in that zone, you generally need to just keep doing whatever it is you're doing with as little variation as possible.
But any other time, absolutely: stop, tease, change positions, whatever.
Ah yes, this is true. Obviously don‘t stop when she‘s getting close unless you want to edge her a little longer too. I like that sometimes but it has to be done masterfully or i‘ll lose my horny.
The only thing he did wrong (and obviously for the sake of filming it) is to pull out to cum. Irl you‘d have to cum inside 100%.
> taking it slow, being playful and trying stuff out instead of having a fixed order of actions
isn't this like a baseline?
It should be anon IT GOD DAMN SHOULD BE YOU WOULN‘T BELIEVE OH MY GOD
And girls in general
Can you share some bad sex stories?
of course they can. women barely know how to fuck until they are like, 25
I am trying to forget anon, not remember
uhuh sure, you dramatic clown
i can already imagine it. a fat stinky lard ass on top of you doing missionary and going out of steam in less than 1 minute. Sounds hot, ngl.
Teaching others to do better should make things better in the future for you though
I was the opposite, I started watching porn pretty early on but didn't start masturbating until like a year or more later. I didn't even know that was a thing that was possible
>Way more than trying to „get it over with“ in linear fashion
I don't see it as "get it over with" but rather something that wasn't meant to be stopped, so you had to be careful not to get too excited too fast because then you'd just pop too quickly and not get to enjoy it. It's the same way I jerk off, I get little pleasure from just going full blast even when edging because then you're just constantly going "on, off, on, off, on, off". I much prefer slow stimulation & enjoying the progress of it building up over time and then letting it ebb again
>If you're in that zone, you generally need to just keep doing whatever it is you're doing with as little variation as possible.
not even speed up or increase intensity? I always speed up right as I cum because it's a very short window where things feel even better (which is why the whole ruined orgasm thing exists)
>not even speed up or increase intensity? I always speed up right as I cum because it's a very short window where things feel even better (which is why the whole ruined orgasm thing exists)
That's the common instinct among men, but more often than not, you'll probably find that whatever you're doing is what's working. Ain't broke, don't fix it.
It could be different for different women, so take this with a grain of salt (if she's screaming 'faster!' don't be all 'b-but anon told me not to!!!'), but it's definitely something to keep in mind.
>(if she's screaming 'faster!' don't be all 'b-but anon told me not to!!!')
wait I thought girls really liked me telling them about the advice strangers gave me on an indonesian glassblowing forum
>That's the common instinct among men, but more often than not, you'll probably find that whatever you're doing is what's working. Ain't broke, don't fix it.
Fair enough, I'll keep it in mind for whenever it'll come in handy. Thanks anon.
What about directly after, do girls want me to keep going as before or calm down for a little bit and take it slower for a while
jeez, calm down
i mean, i only had sex once, but i always thought, this is what good sex supposed to be like
>calm down
I‘m trying, ok
Do it for the anons who want to get better at sex plz
Link? For research purposes
anon stop turning dudes gay
That‘s not how this works
Well i meant at the beginning, where he married the older woman and had that encounter with the beautiful prostitute with questionable age.
Talking of, i feel like in his case it could have been about wanting to recapture that sense of innocence from his first love at the beach. Do you think that holds any truth? You know, the idea that he basically stayed stuck in his preteen self when it comes to love and sexuality and that that stayed with him till the end? He never got to explore this with annabel, since their families were always disrupting their sexual exploration, thus forcing both of them to suppress it instead.
>That‘s not how this works
idk anon, making dudes watch other dudes pumping sex toys for "research" sounds kinda weird
>I knew i‘m not the only one lol
I'm honestly surprised at finding out how much chicks like a dude who moans/grunts
>Talking of, i feel like in his case it could have been about wanting to recapture that sense of innocence from his first love at the beach. Do you think that holds any truth?
In Humbert's case, I think he kind of became sexually and romantically imprinted on his first experience. This isn't entirely unrealistic; that's how at least some fetishes are created, with people become accidentally conditioned to certain things when their sexuality is just emerging.
Emotionally speaking he is probably also trying to recapture the last time he was actually happy, sure.
Of course Humbert is an unreliable narrator, so you have to be a little careful about what you believe!
In my case it has a lot to do with physicality. I don't like adult male bodies, because I don't like muscle and hair; but I also don't like adult female bodies, because I don't like soft bcushions of flesh. I'm very attracted to child-like facial features too - don't like bony faces with strong chins. Occasionally you do find adults with child-like faces - Ana de Armas, for example, I found very pretty well into her 20s, and slim, small-breasted Asian girls sometimes have a figure I like.
It's also that, in my case, paternal-like affection kind of gets muddled up with sexual affection in my mind. Some people are able to express that in a healthy way - DD/lg - but it doesn't quite work for me.
M
Better to learn on the job, commercial porn is cringe
Male
>should I watch porn
No.
>to get a feel for what women would like
Lol, absolutely not.
Back to r*ddit you go
I don’t post on r*ddit, homosexual
Believe it or not there are actually a lot of porn videos made to educate you on how to please a woman. Like you can look up videos of how to eat pussy. Keep in mind not all women are the same and everyone likes different shit, and different things make different people tick, but you can learn some things.
Generally speaking though I’d also try to go very lightly with porn. Like don’t make a habit of jacking off and watching it all the time. This isn’t even some No Fap or anti porn rhetoric, but it can actually be pretty bad for you and it can fuck with your head and possibly give you ED, serious stuff
Yea I’ve seen some of those videos. I’m just curious about the videos where the guy is basically doing whatever he wants and fucks the shit out of a girl. I have my own limits, and won’t do something that I don’t think neither I nor the girl I’m with will enjoy.
I’m addicted to porn, and nofap never changed anything for me. Only when I go days without masturbating do I get really horny and prefer talking to women over bearing off. But I never get girls when I’m that horny, I get them only when I’m not super focused on having sex
M
>Should I watch porn to get a feel for what women would like during sex?
no, you should ask your girlfriend, retard
Since they cut out the parts where the dude cums to make it look like he's pumping for an hour straight don't for a second imagine it'll give you a realistic representation of what the girl likes
M
No you should watch tranny porn instead. Almost same pleasure plus you don't get spoilers about sex with women
>Should I watch porn to get a feel for what women would like during sex?
Oh dear God, no!
Both genders
Would you form any type of bias or judgement based upon a woman who had one or more piercings on her vagina?
I am a 27 year old male and I have been around the block a few times so I can’t really talk but I feel like piercing your vag is nasty, trashy and screams “I’m a huge slut,”
Probably not in depth, but there are some surface level assumptions i can make. Most women don't want anything sharp or pointy near their vagina, and tattoos are meant to show off to people and be an accessory.
So the person is probably very comfortable getting shit done down there, and planning on having it be seen.
Most of them probably sluts but it's possible to do it and not be one, i guess.
Male
Yes, she’s a guaranteed slut. If I saw that on my wedding night, I would divorce.
Any anons have dark circles under their eyes even though they eat healthy, exercise and get adequate sleep? How do I fix this?
I’m late 20s
>dark circles under their eyes
Yes
>eat healthy, exercise and get adequate sleep
No I don't do any of this kek
Are you a cute girl? If so please keep your dark circles, I love it
Girls can you post a voca sayin the n word?
Surely not
Why not please?
Girls would you be attracted to a man who wrote his own erotica to get himself off?
Because I don't watch porn at all really, but writing smut filled fantasy stuff is soooooo much fun
>changed the post from just writing in general to writing smut
didn't get enough responses last time?
Writing smut for others is based.
Writing smut for yourself is cringe.
Nta, what do you like about smut? All femanons are into it. What do you like about a man writing it?
>all femanons
I don‘t
Do you watch porn though?
No
Congrats, you passed. I hate pornography.
Ok do i get a diploma now?
A degree from the School of Hard Knocks... but not "hard" "knocks"...
I feel honored
Here you go, lass
Teasisters... we lose again...
Hehe
Saved, lol
Yes yes i know my art skills are off the charts
Your handwriting's great, mine actually looks like that despite drawing it on a thinkpad
Loving these comfy hours when americans are asleep or something
Ahah thank you, i wrote it with my finger on my phone but it gets the point across.
Comfy hours indeed.
Do you just fantasize or do you not even masturbate?
I don‘t fantasize either, i just focus on the pleasure. I do masturbate though.
I love smutty fanfiction because characters get stuck in my head and it pleases me to imagine the story continuing
Getting girls is like afternoon nap easy, especially the hot ones lol
Teach NOW!
be rich
>Teach NOW!
You're not ready for this. Because first step is to not wanting to fuck her lol
Okay okay, what's the second step?
>Okay okay, what's the second step?
No not okay okay
This is the most important step. If you talk to her you never even a microsecond think about wanting to fuck her. Since you can't do that without practicing for years you're not ready for step 2
But I can do it to girls I don't want to fuck and I can always practice later. What comes after?
I see that you're not there yet. Practice my friend and come back when you did this with a 10/10 and succeeded
I have managed to make women want to fuck me in the past but I couldn't progress from there. What do I do next?
>I have managed to make women want to fuck me in the past but I couldn't progress from there. What do I do next?
What
How do you fuck it up at that stage?
I have autism and I am afraid to
no, you were just boring, thats not being autistic.
>I have autism
Then you shouldn't procreate anyways sorry
>Describing it as jestermaxxing, incels describe the mere act of being a fun guy to hang around with as an entire dating strategy.
what the fuck am I reading
what? quit projecting your made up fantasies on him
it's the first non twitter result anon, don't blame me
You've already asked this. Just get over the hump, and if you still feel like this when you have a clear head, consider walking out. If you're already dethatched just ride it out for a while.
My gf eats clay. Is that a redflag?
Like the healing clay supposedly helping you to detox?
No she had a small clay statue and she just eat a part of it
Run run run
That's called pica
Girls, just letting you know I intend to cum in the next 30 minutes. What will you do with this information?
Find it arousing
So uhm... wanna help?
Okay. How about we go to horny jail together 😉
Thanks! Good luck with watever you do too
not particularly, no
you're on your own bud, gl
Uuhm that sounds sketchy
Maybe it is a bit sketchy but that's the fun part isn't it?
sigh, you can have a (you) I guess
>What will you do with this information?
Try and forget it.
You don't like it when random anons cum?
>You don't like it when random anons cum?
Cumming is normal behaviour. Telling people about it is not. It's a textual equivalent of jerking off on a subway train.
>jerking off on a subway train.
WAIT. How do you know about that?
I can sense boners
I wonder how many dudes have jacked off in the middle of class
I was in 7th grade when i caught some guy cumming behind me in class. I already found that hot then. Always have been and always will be a degenerated cum slut i guess.
I used to know a girl who did that.
It's probably more difficult for a guy.
it's pretty easy if you have loose pockets. The issue is the further you go the more you want to cum and cumming is a very bad idea
I've jacked off in class but I always stop after a while because I know if I cum it's going to be an absolute fucking nightmare
also you reminded me of the girl who got filmed sniffing her hand after rubbing one out in class lol
>behind you
did you hear him moan or something, what made you turn around?
Also did he just bust in his pants or was he actually crazy enough to pull it out
Idk what made me turn around. I just sensed the boner. No he actually pulled out.
>No he actually pulled out.
no fucking way, absolute nutter
What happened after? Did nobody notice and he just left the cum on the floor there?
If nobody noticed, did you ever mention it or even tease him about it?
We had those folding desks you can open and store your stuff in, and he had his desk opened. He basically just cummed inside the desk.
No i didn‘t tell anyone but i did tease him about it later. It was fun.
>He basically just cummed inside the desk.
must have been quite the surprise for cleaning lady
>No i didn‘t tell anyone but i did tease him about it later. It was fun.
if you thought it was hot & you were confident enough to tease him about it, did you not consider trying out some stuff with him?
Idk who had to clean it later.
We did end up fucking some time later, so i guess it was successful.
>dude got laid because he nutted in his desk at school
this world is astounding
No that‘s not how that went but oh well
>No that‘s not how that went
I mean it must have had an effect on you & changed how you interacted with him no? Hard to imagine it had no impact, sure it wasn't a direct cause but still
I guess we already had a crush on each other on top of raging teenage hormones so it only perpetuate that dynamic between us and escalated it further so in a sense you‘re right.
>I guess we already had a crush on each other
>sitting behind crush in class as you masturbate
That's pretty fucking hot because it likely means it wasn't random
No it wasn‘t random. He was masturbating to me and i knew that, which made it even hotter kek
I suspected it's more that she already wanted to bang the guy, and that's why she wasn't disgusted by what he did.
>WAIT. How do you know about that?
Unironically, almost all women who travel on subway trains at night will at one time or another have had to put up with a guy publicly jerking off on the train.
how do other guys not kick them off the train
I don't get this shit
I wouldn't want to be near some mentally ill fuckwad jerking off on public transport
hell I don't even want to run the chance of him cumming & having to deal with cum on the floor or seats after he leaves
>I wouldn't want to be near some mentally ill fuckwad jerking off on public transport
Literally no one wants that, anon, but the guy who is doing it doesn't care. He's usually so drunk or high he probably barely knows where he is.
You don't get it on crowded trains, obviously, but if there's only one or two people in a carriage, then yeah, it can happen.
>Literally no one wants that, anon, but the guy who is doing it doesn't care.
yeah but if a dude is on a train and another dude is sitting there jacking off, why doesn't the first guy throw him out. Do trains over there not have somewhat frequent stops or what's going on
Do you think just being a man on a train obligates one to physically assault others? Or put himself at risk of bodily fluids or harm? Call the cops, oh wait idiots defunded them.
>Do you think just being a man on a train obligates one to physically assault others? Or put himself at risk of bodily fluids or harm?
Who said anything about obligation, I don't feel an obligation but I feel it's normal
If I see a dude pissing on a car or whatever I'd get him to fuck off as well. Is it not expected behavior to try and prevent others from doing fucked up shit?
If you watch a dude drop something in a girl's drink, are you just supposed to go "well I have no obligation, not my problem"
>Call the cops, oh wait idiots defunded them.
"hey there's a dude jacking off on the train over here"
"okay and?"
yeah I've had some bad experiences with cops for minor shit so I doubt I'd bother
I guess and I suppose it lines up with girls mentioning a lot of harassment despite me rarely noticing it (for example the anon talking about it happening in D&D groups where she was shunned or harassed for being a chick). But public transport is a pretty difficult one to try & control no?
>If you watch a dude drop something in a girl's drink, are you just supposed to go "well I have no obligation, not my problem"
Yes.
Cry about it; I'm not your boyfriend to be protecting your dumb ass
A depressingly large majority of people just think “not my problem” and look away, yes. You’re a good guy. Most aren’t.
>Good guys beat up bums on public transport
All it takes is saying “hey asshole, put that away!” or something
You’re not supposed to smoke on the trains either, but people here just let it happen anyway, even as the car fills with smoke
Only one (1) time I’ve witnessed someone immediately speak up and yell at a guy for lighting up on the train (yes, that means I’m guilty of staying silent too)
>All it takes is saying “hey asshole, put that away!” or something
That will have absolutely no effect. The guy will almost certainly be too drunk to even hear you. To do anything you'd have to physically manhandle him off the train at the next stop (and probably get piss on your clothes doing it). Most guys aren't up for that, and I don't entirely blame them.
All i hear is lame excuses
I'm a girl, the guy would be too heavy for me to lift, okay?
in that case, you can lift up your shirt and say “if you’re going to jerk off, jerk off to me!”
If he's jerking off he likely can't piss at that time anon.
Penises don't like it when you try that
He passes out, pisses himself, partially wakes up, then jerks it. Do you need a diagram?
Maybe, but there’s a very good chance it will embolden other people to do something. Nobody wants to be the first person to act, but if someone else does, suddenly they’re able to go over and deal with him. It’s called the bystander effect and it’s very real.
As a previous anon said, it likely only happens when there's like 1-2 other people in the wagon anon, so I doubt bystander effect will do much
I’ve had success taking out my phone and acting like I’m taking a picture. If they get upset, I just say “huh? but you obviously don’t care who sees you, so what’s the problem?”
>I take out my small, easily stolen $800 device
Sis…
>pretending to take pictures of dude jerking off in public
pretty damn weird but yeah now that I think about it I could see it being pretty effective, if he notices at least
>I don‘t fantasize either, i just focus on the pleasure.
I don't think I've ever tried that as a guy. Does your mind not even start to wander? I feel like I'd struggle staying in the moment
>Does your mind not even start to wander?
No it‘s the opposite way for me. I tried fantasizing but it distracts me from being inside my body and feeling the pleasure so i don‘t even bother.
Interesting, might try it one of these days and see how it goes
why'd you ask her for a selfie?
seems weirder for you to ask than for her to not give one
>I actually have encountered two guys who basically couldn't handle touching my pussy with anything other than their dick
It's so infuriating that these kind of guys are getting girls. Where do you even find these kinds of people
>try it
Report back how it went
Can't right now and I'm not exactly going to come back in a while & bring it up randomly lol
they;re men who fuck women, youre a bitch simp who wants to lick pussy kek.
> why'd you ask her for a selfie?
Cybersex/sexting. I’ve sent her a couple pics and vid’s so would expect the same, not even anything lewd but just of her to see if she is really into me or just full of bullshit like
said, because she knows damn well once she sends the pic I’m going to blow my load.
You were sexting with a man
It’s a girl, I’ve met her irl, haha.
And with a loser, in case they ask for a picture from me I have some portrait of slightly ugly but cute girls to send.
Aaand this is exactly why i‘d block any guy who ever asked me that. Not your personal porn. If you want to blow a load, come over and let‘s fuck but miss me with that stupid shit.
She initiated dirty talk, though.
So? She might have just wanted to banter or get you in the mood to actually come over.
>If you want to blow a load, come over and let‘s fuck
Ok I'll be there in 10 minutes
Men like you who feel they’re “owed” by women are dangerous.
>Cybersex/sexting.
anon... you're probably talking to a dude
Even if you're not, I think in that case she's just more into cybersex/sexting and not actually swapping pics.
okay that's kinda weird, but in that case I get the feeling you weren't just asking for a normal selfie in which case refer back to her being interested in cybersex more so than swapping pics
>If you want to blow a load, come over and let‘s fuck
sure
I‘m waiting
I mean it's kinda hard to come over when I don't know where to go, anon
Follow your boner
>Local man climbs tall mountain
>"It's all about following your boner, I did it for my dream girl never give up"
>sadly she wasn't here though so back down I go
best I can do is to keep following my boner in this absurd world
I‘m still here so it worked
Statistically if I follow my boner for long enough, one day I'll cross the atlantic and you'll end up married to a man with a russian accent.
>crossing the Atlantic
Pretty sure we‘re on the same side of the atlantic
>russian accent
Yes please
>Pretty sure we‘re on the same side of the atlantic
careful, that's a lot of hope to give a man
If the one you are one is the one where they speak russian then we are.
That's enough hope for me, on my way
I‘ll try being patient until you‘re here
aite I'm almost in budapest now
Oh nice wait there i‘ll meet you on margit hid.
Finding a parking spot is taking fucking forever, so I have the feeling the thread will vanish before I can even start looking for you
Is ok, i‘ll wait till you‘re here
>One day ill cross the atlantic and youll end up married to a man with russian accent
What.the.fuck
Ah, so we're not talking about a "selfie", we're talking about nudes.
Plenty of good reasons not to send them, including, but not limited to, 1) risk of "revenge porn", 2) far too many guys are only interested in collecting nudes instead of actually dating.
I told her it doesn’t have to be a nude and she still said no or ignored me. It could just be a face pic for all I care.
Yeah, the problem is that you're clearly more interested in her photo than you are in her. I'm not surprised she was put off.
I see your point. Still, imo she should give me the satisfaction for the sake of love and sensuality.
>imo she should give me the satisfaction
Because obviously she OWES you sexual satisfaction?
Well, because I feel if she loves me (, or y’know if that’s a strong word “likes me-likes me”) then she should want to. It’s not that she owe me, but she should want to give it.
Have you ever actually encountered the concept of consent? It's not about what you think she *should* want, it's about what she actually does want.
if she likes you enough, shell be willing to do anything for you. looks like this one doesnt, dump her and stop moping like a bitch
Agreed, this seems like a transparent "women are sex vending machines" mindset.
>I've been nice to you for 10 whole minutes, where the hell are my nudes?!
Classic
>As a previous anon said, it likely only happens when there's like 1-2 other people in the wagon anon, so I doubt bystander effect will do much
Yeah, this. Plus, you still have to physically carry the guy off the train to achieve anything.
You can't use the "stop" button unless it's a genuine emergency, because that means everybody on the train has their journey delayed by God knows how long while the driver comes to investigate, and he's not going to be able to carry the guy off the train either, so now you've got to wait for the driver to call the police, so it's probably going to be 45 minutes before the train is moving again. It's just not worth it.
We get it, you’d rather keep your head down and let assholes walk all over you
Bystander effect has been effectively disproven
>don't entirely blame
So you do partially blame?
And what's the move then when the smoker says to fuck off?
There’s a button on the train to notify the driver of a problem. People are unwilling to even do that, it’s insane. If verbal warnings don’t work, then the next move is to slam that “retard alert!” button. There might even be plainclothes police officers in the car who can deal with it right away. All you have to do is draw attention to it.
why not leave the smoker alone, they have to deal with tons of garbage people daily
They’re literally filling the car with smoke. They’re not leaving us alone, why should they get that privilege?
>smokers are the REAL victims, because being told to stop is annoying!
Lol
yes, go fuck off somewhere else if you dont like it
…somewhere besides the shared train car that’s going to my destination?
People like you are a fucking cancer. Delaying the train and making everyone late because you want to feel important.
It’s ok to be scared.
I swear, the longer I come here, the more depressed I get about the state of guys. I always wanted to believe the stereotype is fake but I'm starting to realize more & more all of it was true all along
As a man, how would you start that conversation?
>FREEZE! Penis police! You’re coming with me, scumbag!
This. Men do all sorts of things when they’re alone with women. I don’t know why that’s so hard to believe.
A thing you need to understand about life, anon, is that most disgusting things that men do, they do not do in front of other men. This leads far too many men to refuse to believe how disgusting men actually are, because they don't see it happen themselves.
Femanons, have you sucked your bf today?
>Semen is a natural anti-depressant. ...
>Semen reduces anxiety. ...
>It improves the quality of your sleep. ...
>It increases energy. ...
>It prevents preeclampsia. ...
>It can improve memory. ...
>Semen improves mental alertness.
Who?
>benefit of swallowing sperm 110..
>you get and keep your bfs for as long as you wish
You still refuse to make the dietary changes necessary for your semen to taste good. Why eat something that tastes bad?
Im not your bf
You're not anyone's bf.
I live at ease with that fact.
That‘s what you think but i‘d date the funny coomer idiot over your lame pua selfcentered ass any day. You sound like you‘d make any girl‘s life miserable .
Jestermaxxers... it's not over yet... we're still in the game...
Watch him come back with his „the first step is to not want to fuck them“ crap and tell me that he doesn‘t value his worth compared to other men based on wether or not girls would date him. Mark my words, it will be funny.
>Watch him come back with his „the first step is to not want to fuck them“ crap and tell me that he doesn‘t value his worth compared to other men based on wether or not girls would date him. Mark my words, it will be funny.
Dude I've fucked literal Models with that "crap". They actually are all over you if you don't just want PIV, idk what else to tell you, if you were a Chad you would know this lol
Letting someone fuck them is not the same as them wanting to date you. I mean, more power to you if you feel like you found the secret and you‘re happy with it but maybe drop the superiority complex at least a little bit.
I said they were all over me so yes they would've dated me but these girls had issues lol
Plus I'm not this anon
I think he is an insecure overcompensating closet fag lol
>I think he is an insecure overcompensating closet fag lol
sounds like you, since you say shit like
>I said they were all over me so yes they would've dated me but these girls had issues lol
>NO U
Jesus, kys
you first, wagie incel
>you first, wagie incel
Imagine being so insecure needing to call others wagie incel on a Mongolian basket weaving forum lol
Hehe called it
oof bro u r lik so cool bro, wow like fr fr? damn bro so talented and charismatic like fr fr? like wow dude just amazing bro. keep it up bro.
and yet, here you are, talking about how you're better than other people
seems kind of suspicious to seek validation that way don't you think?
Imagine going on about what a winner you are seeking so hard for validation on an subsaharan sandmice forum lel
Women here say they want men to make more effort on their appearance.
The other day someone noted how they put an hour in getting ready for something.
What exactly would a half hour of appearance work on a guy look like?
What efforts should be done weekly that aren't? Monthly?
1. be chad.
2. be rich.
fin.
No anon. Having to spend time to get ready is for girls that want to do elaborate hair do‘s or put on make-up. A man puts that effort into making sure he‘s always healthy and well groomed on a daily basis. Then he only has to take a shower and put on fresh clothes and he‘s ready to go.
I think I've heard some girls complain guys don't bother to put effort into skin care when it's fairly simple to get at least some benefits from it so maybe that's a start
I'm a guy and I can't into skincare lol
I don't have acne and I think my skin does look fine but I get breakouts from all skincare/cleaning products I tried.
The funny thing is that i could also come up with an impressive list like that about myself but i don‘t because it‘s pathetic af. This isn‘t people being jealous, it‘s them laughing at you feeling like you‘re something better.
Dating someone who's constantly comparing themselves against others and looking down on others must be one of the most tiresome activities in the world. Doesn't matter if it's a man doing it or a woman doing it. You're the equivalent of a woman who models herself on reality TV and social media just so she can be rude to service and retail workers.
Sincere Advice to Anyone Reading This:
Try to be the best version of you without trying to be better than everyone else.
I wonder what this dude is up to nowadays
he has to be like pushing 40 or so at this point right?
I looked it up and he may have died in a car accident (shit was SO crash), but that's based off of a mention on knowyourmeme which cites urbandictionary and encyclopediadramatica as its only sources so...
Women think about this. If every man aged 16-45 masturbates on average once every 3 days then it's about 3 billion people / 3 = 1 billion men masturbating every day and if it's on average about 100 mL of cum produced by an ejaculation and let's say 90% of orgasms result in cum then we have 9 billion liters of cum being produced every day globaly. Where does all that cum go to???
Like imagine the population of your city, multyply it by 35% (the percentage of men aged 16-45) and then multiply it by 3. That's how much cum is being produced daily in your area
Can i bath in it?
boy that's a lot of cum
Over a million tonnes of poop is produced each day. Where does all that poop go to???
Direct deposit into your brain apparently
>if it's on average about 100 mL of cum produced by an ejaculation
dude, either you're not entirely sure what a mL is or you should call up the guinness world records people, because that's a fuckload of cum.
>if it's on average about 100 mL of cum produced by an ejaculation
5ml is far more likely.
>Like imagine the population of your city, multyply it by 35% (the percentage of men aged 16-45) and then multiply it by 3
don't you mean divide? multiply would be the number for 3 cooms per person per day
I made all the multiplications together x/3*0.9*100/10 = x*3. But 100 mL may be an over estimation
Are you a femcel or has the HRT shrivelled your dick so much you've forgotten how to splooge?
ok so i went down a rabbit hole trying to find the world record load (i can't find anything on volume, but there's a lot of info about speed and distance), but i found this instead
https://theeagleonline.com.ng/man-sleeps-with-57-women-in-24-hours-ejaculated-over-5ml-sperm-each-round-to-set-new-world-record/
Oh that record is still up, didn't know I was still in the news, cool
>if it's on average about 100 mL of cum produced by an ejaculation
It's more like 1.5 to 5 ml according to google
> then we have 9 billion liters
No we don't, you fucked up the measurement units.
Assuming there's 3 billion men and they masturbate once every three days on average, you have 1 billion * 3mL, which is 3M liters of cum. Still a lot, but far less. It's about an Olympic swimming pool of cum produced every day on earth.
Once again; can i bath in it?
Two Options:
1, build a cum attraction machine that will gather all the world's cum in a single location.
2, build a shrink ray so you can shrink yourself and bathe in a single man's cum.
Both sound tempting af to be honest, hard to decide
Hmm. Do you want the whole world to know that you bathe in cum (cum attraction machine) or do you want it to be our little secret (shrink ray)?
Depends on my mood really
Let us know when you decide. LULZ Labs has the resources to build only one.
I‘ve decided on the shrinking because that sounds like an adventure in itself in addition to possible cum baths.
Sounds good, we'll get to work on it right away. See you in 50 years when your cum bath is ready.
Ok i‘ll try to be patient
You have to understand, these things take time. Building a shrink ray is the easy part. The hard part is getting it to work in reverse.
What if i want to try it asap and i‘ll just stay small until the reverse option is available?
I think you'll surprise yourself with how boring cum baths become after you've had your hundredth.
Yes ofc but there‘s other fun stuff you can do when you‘re tiny. I could larp as a fairy in the woods for example.
>I could larp as a fairy in the woods for example.
A fairy without wings? Don't make me post the YOU WILL NEVER BE A FAIRY pasta.
Actually in grounded it seems like a drink you have to make to reverse. Not quite done with it yet
c-can giantessfags use it too? I want to be shrunk and eaten by a cute girl
Take notes, this is how you flirt
Why would I want to flirt with a tranny?
yeah, sure
I’m increasingly convinced that only incorrigible degenerates flirt.
This is true but who wouldn‘t want to be a degenerate? What‘s the alternative? Being a stuck up bore?
the latter will likely be weird since I imagine the texture will change if you're smaller? I would imagine your muscles get weaker so the cum would feel denser
If it's just the idea that counts, it doesn't matter but if the feel matters at all then I imagine it'll be a nogo
I think guys use this as a place to be nice and girls use it as a place to be deviant
I don't know of any pool filled with cum, sorry.
I'm just autistic about math, I didn't want to cause a horny...
a footbath, definitely, I'm pretty sure I've seen a scene like that
a full bath will be hard to manage practically but it's definitely theoretically possible
One day anon one day
>It's about an Olympic swimming pool of cum produced every day on earth.
oops, 2horny2attach
How important are looks to women? You can't get a straight answer on this subject. Some people say that women care more about emotional stimulation than looks, others think women are more visual than me. But I've seen cute girls dating some absolute goobers before. And there are badboys who look rough asf and still get hot gfs.
Maybe it‘s because there is no straight answer since women aren‘t one and the same person.
>since women aren‘t one and the same person.
Are women even TRYING to help mankind merge into a hivemind for the next phase in human evolution?
Yes, by selecting generic chads to breed duh
>You can't get a straight answer on this subject.
Possibly because women aren't a hive mind.
I think women are basically much the same as men in that respect. Obviously if a woman looks like a movie star, she is going to get a lot of attention from men, and getting a date will be very easy for her, but plenty of men are genuinely very happy dating women do not look like movie stars. It's much the same for the girls.
Like almost all things, it depends on multiple factors and you can't just boil it down to one thing or the other. It varies, and what matters more to a woman will vary maybe even with the same woman.
You have things like personality and looks.
What I find is that if you have amazing looks it can cancel out personality for a lot of people. They won't give a shit and may even perceive you more favorably than they should.
What I also find is that an amazing personality can cancel out looks and people can overlook a certain amount of the looks stuff if you overall match what they're looking for.
It's all about how many boxes you tick of a certain individual's tastes and if that puts you over the edge for them or not.
Are you the french girl?
non
Tres bien
ferme ta gueule
tue-toi
It's a troon
>Do women like spicy food? Some love it, and some hate it! What gives?
Do girls poop?
Only if you pay them to
No ewww
We already discussed this. Women are not a monolith. Some girls poop and some girls do not poop. It's a personal preference.
This is true i haven‘t pooped once in my life yet and i have no plans to even try it it sounds yucky
>Do girls poop?
Vigorously.
Just like period, women can hold in their poop for as long as they like.
>incels: hurdurr there are no objective marks of success that show you're better than us
>also incels: women are a hivemind who like the exact same type of men, WHAT IS IT PLZ TELL ME ._.
lmfao
man: recently I got glasses for the first time, and all the women I've spoken to (admittedly not many) have told me that they find glasses quite attractive
is it because i only talk to nerdy women or is it a more general thing?
Correctly chosen glasses complement the shape of your face nicely.
Not a girl but I think most people will look better with the right glasses
however finding the right glasses can be a real struggle & wearing the wrong ones makes you look way worse.
I've gotten compliments on my glasses from girls (maybe because it softens the gaping pits of doom that are my eye sockets) but I ended up just pretty much never wearing them unless absolutely necessary because the distortion at the sides gives me a headache
It’s the attitude behind wearing glasses too.
It shows you’re not so vain that you insist on contacts.
>he thinks this is internal ugliness
good luck finding your pure virgin angel
Yes i can tell and that‘s reasonable but then why shit on the type of woman you‘re not interested in in the slightest. Why not just let others live their life instead? This way you just sound like an asshole for no reason at all.
How do I give my gf a cuck fetish so that she wants me to cuck her?
You don't cuck your gf, anon, she cucks you.
You could maybe, MAYBE find a bi chick who would be up for a threesome; but there is approximately a 99.7% chance that this will turn into the two of them going at it and ignoring you completely.
> the two of them going at it and ignoring you completely
nta but I’d still be happy just watching that and jerking off. lesbians are hot.
Sure, but that's being cucked, it's not cucking her.
I assume you're fine with her banging other guys as well, so just look for someone who says upfront that they want an open relationship.
No she has to get off on being cucked and not fucking other guys
>No she has to get off on being cucked and not fucking other guys
Oh, well, that's obviously impossible.
I can't stand physical penetration (vaginal or anal, never oral). Just something about a girls insides makes me feel sick. Girls, what alternative ways are there to please a woman without penning them or do you need penetration? And what's a good way to discuss my problem with a girl without making her feel self-conscious or coming off as an insult?
I mean I’m perfectly happy just with kissing and boob touching, I have toys to get off by myself lol
If you want to talk about it, make sure to phrase it as “I have an issue” and quickly disagree with any notions that it’s her fault
>Just something about a girls insides makes me feel sick.
You might be gay, anon.
>Girls, what alternative ways are there to please a woman without penning them or do you need penetration?
Fingers and tongues are the main options.
If you can't stand to lick or even touch my pussy then clearly we're going to have a problem.
>or even touch my pussy
please don't tell me this is a thing you've encountered
PLEASE
Were you dating gay guys or something, I could see SOME guys refusing to eat out because they feel like it emasculates them (for some dumb ass reason) but not even wanting to rub it?
The guy I was replying to apparently finds women "disgusting on the inside", so who knows?
I actually have encountered two guys who basically couldn't handle touching my pussy with anything other than their dick (or at least had no desire to, anyway). Obviously that was the last time I saw either of them.
I don't mind giving oral/touching. Just wondering what else there is beside that. Seems like it could get boring after a while, also I don't want to upset her by implying there's someting wrong with her pussy or I'm disgusted by her or something.
>I actually have encountered two guys who basically couldn't handle touching my pussy with anything other than their dick
I'm pretty much the opposite. I can't stand putting my dick inside a pussy or an anus (boy or girl). I don't like the way it makes my dick feel, something about the squishiness just physically repulses me. I don't mind fingering, licking, using a toy etc. except anus. I'm not putting my mouth near anyones assholes period.
You'll never get that far with a girl in the first place. They hate trannies.
Well, honestly, most straight women do like penetration. It's not the be all and end all, but not fucking is a bit like eating a nice main course and then having to skip the delicious dessert, you can feel slightly cheated.
That said, if you make the main course satisfying enough, you'll probably be okay.
I hate to have to give this piece of advice, but you are probably better off not mentioning this until after you've had sex with a girl for the first time. I have a friend who has really bad ED, and he's always grumbling that if he mentions this to a girl before they have sex for the first time then he invariably gets dumped on the spot, but that if he only mentions it after they've been to bed for the first time (and he's made her have a dozen orgasms with a fingers and tongue) then she's usually fine with it.
I've been thinking of getting some kind of therapy to help with it or just put up with it for her sake. But I don't think it's good to fake it in a relationship long term. I am honestly worried about with fingers and tounge all the time, wouldn't it just get boring? I don't find it satisfying anymore.
Maybe I just need to get my dick used to the sensation somehow?
Plus, is it possible to just finger a girl, eat her out, or fist her with no dick whatsoever for the first time? Or would that make her feel cheated of the dessert even if she has a dozen orgasms?
If you make her cum a dozen times, she'll be happy.
I have to ask, though, what about you? Are you going to be happy with hand- and blow-jobs?
Oddly enough I've never had a blowjob from a girl so I can't say (with guys its another story, but in that case it isn't really a matter of enjoyment). Usually, I'm not into it when a girl/boy does something to me and I'm just passive. I like giving to a girl, making her cum and watch her reaction. Problem is, fingering/oral gets kinda boring after a while, and if I'm getting bored then she probably is too. It makes me worry for something long term.
>gay
>therapy
>thinks vagina is gross
You gay
I don't think vagina is gross, just the feeling of my dick in it. I love oral, even like the taste. If anything, I think guys are more disgusting. I just force myself to fuck them because I hate them.
If a girl won’t send you a selfie after you ask for one, she’s not that into you, right?
Or is she maybe just insecure, self-conscious, maybe has some reason?
If someone asked me for a selfie i most definitely would block them immediately idk why i just hate it
definitely, its my easy shit test when i talk to a girl. if she doesnt send after i demand a selfie from her, i just ghost the ugly bitch
Who else here a no smartphone chad?!?
Boomer pls
>If a girl won’t send you a selfie after you ask for one, she’s not that into you, right?
Could be she's scared of being stalked.
Could be she just doesn't want you to pass it round to your mates so you can brag about the fact that she's talking to you.
Could be she has self-esteem issues and hates how she looks.
>Could be she just doesn't want you to pass it round to your mates so you can brag about the fact that she's talking to you.
Also this.
So she is denying me pride, aka acting like a disinterested bitch.
I’m harmless.
these two responses do not go well together at all, anon
No i just don‘t like being used as an object to increase your status. You can brag about me being your‘s when they get to meet me.
>You can brag about me being your‘s when they get to meet me.
Isn't this still pretty damn weird?
If a dude did that I'd assume he's only going out with her for the status he assumes him dating her gives him
Sure but it would be delusional to think it won‘t ever also be about bragging and status at least to some degree. I mean, who doesn‘t like making his bros at least slightly jealous by showing off the cute catch he landed? That‘s just how we humans are.
And i feel like he at least would have to make me be interested in him enough to want to meet his friends and spend time together irl outside of the bedroom to do that so i feel like he earned a bit of bragging rights.
>have to make me be interested in him enough to want to meet his friends and spend time together irl outside of the bedroom
>wants to fuck before spending time together
begone succubus
You‘re just trying really hard to find something to be mad about rn, do you?
emma watson used to be so beautiful, id have raging boners whenever i saw her on screen
She a cute
No it just scares me that the girl I meet might be like that and put sex before the relationship
I don‘t put sex before the relationship but i‘d want to get to know a guy in private first before going out with him as a couple since that‘s the next step.
oh okay, I guess I misread you
have my sincerest apologies
women are objects for men though. who in their right minds would be friends with a woman lmao
Hello, Euro Grills.
Henlo
He literally said
>Just something about a girls insides makes me feel sick
This guy:
Girls - have you ever had a whore phase (or are you still in one)?
If you mean, was there ever a time when I had sex, then yes.
I had one from age 13-19, then i tried acting like a good girl. Killed my soul. 0/10 can‘t rec. i decided to get back into my whore phase again and i honestly should have never stopped. So much more fun.
how are things looking up long term though
I decided to just be a whore until i don‘t feel like it anymore. I don‘t see it ever changing though since that seems to be my true nature.
Yes, when I went to college, all my morals vanished and I showed my bare ankles in public
Straight to jail
No woman is like “oh boy I’m so glad I’m his first”
If you’re a virgin guy you are shit
Speak for yourself
Show me a woman excited about that shit
Shut the fuck up don’t quote Andrew Tate you stupid homosexual
I am
>Shut the fuck up don’t quote Andrew Tate you stupid homosexual
It's Oscar Wilde lol
I thought it was a girl my mistake
sad but true
men want to be the first in a woman's life, woman want to be the last in a man's life
Trying to get him to unlearn all the stuff he's "learned" from porn is pretty fucking tedious, it's true.
Yeah exactly
Then why don’t you have a virgin bf and if you have one why is he still a virgin
Because i‘m still unlearning my good girl training and thus don‘t have anyone to fuck rn. It‘s scary, ok?
Also false, not all guys watch porn, virgins aren't more likely to consume porn.
Good morning, anon.
Flying into the thread to bitch about the same thing as usual, huh?
Not true. It's more about being attractive and socially competent. When I told my first gf I was a virgin, right before we had sex, she was very excited and wet. She couldn't believe it, and it was very sweet for both of us. Mid 20's.
This is anecdotal evidence that truly took place, your statement is misery you pulled out of your ass to make other virgin guys as sad as you. Checkmate, +you won't get laid if you think like this.
Girls, what is your biggest criticism of your own Gender's behavior?
Guys, same question about how other Males typically behave
For every man willing to discuss intellectual stuff there is like 100 who only think about their dick and drinking beer
Yeah and which type is saved as a contact in your phone
I only have two guy friends because they are actually guys you can have good talks with. Would love more bros but they are difficult to find. I have no interest in an aberration of testosterone masquerading as a human being
>I have no interest in an aberration of testosterone masquerading as a human being
Yeah unless you wanna fuck
The questions asked men about men you know
>OP asked men about things they dislike about other men
>reply chain is about the same old tired argument about women having only one type
This incel can't even read (assuming he isn't a bot responding to trigger words) and he wants us to believe he is le poor intelligent guy shunned by women who only want chads.
He's the exact guy that other men complained about, so kudos to him for being a good example lol
Not enough SUGAR
F
Uhh I suppose most fashion is cringe and expensive
Too few wear heels
YOURE SUPPOSED TO LEARN FROM THE MISTAKES OF ADAM AND DECLINE THE DAMN FRUIT NOT JOIN HIM
F. It's hard to tell which ones are into girls.
I'm bi, actually, but genuinely bi, not one of those straight girls who is "experimenting".
Do bisexuals not fall under the umbrella of "gay"?
I thought that included all homos, not just the 100% gold star lesbians
>Do bisexuals not fall under the umbrella of "gay"?
What? No.
Rachel maddow haircut, or 250 lbs and shaved head.
Your welcome
Dead meme.
Really? Guess I've been using the term wrong.
This thinking is what allows lesbians to infiltrate society undetected
How men act like masculinity is something they totally naturally like to act like and not just something we do to impress women
>Girls, what is your biggest criticism of your own Gender's behavior?
Too many of them are heterosexual.
>Guys, same question about how other Males typically behave
The way every single fucking thing has to be a competition.
As a male I hate simps and men with low standards
F
Many girl are so mean with men and totally break their confidence so they just stop talking with us
I wish that were true, I would be mean to so many guys so we could get room to breathe
Well they don't talk to me
Is this shit normal?
I recently got myself a boyfriend, we've known each other for a long while and now it's around 6 months we're together.
I had to go abroad for a 2 month now and we're doing the long distance thing and so far it's not hold on well.
We have our arguments and we "fight" via text most of the time.
What bothers me the most is that during arguments he will just disappear, without saying a word, so I have no idea how he feels or what he think and then he'll reappear as nothing happened.
Then, after some time, as he notices that I act slightly cold (sounds manipulative but when I'm hurt I tend to act less warmly towards people) towards him he'll bring the last argument up and insist on discussing it while I might already had moved on.
I'm getting tired of this shit and told him about it and same thing happened.
What the actual fuck?
And if anyone asks me about what the arguments were about, it was nothing that doesn't happen in any other relationship. Basic stuff couples go through and I'm pretty chill so I don't pick fight out of nowhere
He sounds kinda selfish. He wants to both end arguments AND restart them, all on his terms, not yours.
It's getting emotionally hard to deal with arguments that way. I don't feel like we can talk it through, pause if we need to and then get a solution later if needed. This way it seems like I have to switch based on his needs
Fuck dude, I'm not a fucking robot
Irl we rarely got arguments and if we did he HAD to listen to me and respond because he had nowhere to got and I remember he'd get silent and won't even look me in the face. Idk if he's too sensitive and anxious or what
Yeah, I can't communicate like that either. I can't just stop having feelings until later, lol
What do you mean?
I can't know unless people communicate.
Whether it's online or Irl there are different ways for you to know or get it.
I mean I'm on your side, I don't know why people are criticizing you for acting cold when you're still upset. Having feelings isn't something that one half of a relationship gets to schedule on his time.
It's normal for LDRs unfortunately... you're not able to communicate normally like you are at home :/
If you give him the cold shoulder it's obvious you haven't "moved on". Work on yourself.
I don't give him the cold shoulder, it's the other way around.
I don't get just straight up cold with him, I just get insecure while talking to him because I don't even know what's going on in his head
Don‘t let this anons get into your head. Your bf is a fucking moron to just go afk in an emotional situation instead of being honest and talking it out. You don‘t owe him to just move on and deal with it without ever getting anything resolved.
Do you know what's in people's heads when you aren't long distance?
You said you act cold and that gets him to start fighting again. Since you can't control his beahviour, you could try changing your approach. Be communicative with him after an argument instead of expecting him to read your mind.
You've missed the point.
I try my best to be communicative with him without accusing or being aggressive. I do talk to him but the problem that he would just disappear.
There is nothing wrong with my behavior because I communicate, if I see that on the other side the person isn't much responsive what do I have to do? Start calling him compulsively and shout at him?
He doesn't tell me shit. Disappears and then reappears as nothing happened.
I'm used to talk thing though with people, even if it's complicated stuff. If I don't get the feeling of being heard, because that's my basic need, I get insecure and anxious around him and that's when he gets the "cold vibe" and figures that maybe we should talk things through after all.
>what do I have to do? Start calling him compulsively and shout at him?
Why would you jump to that conclusion? If he wants space away from the conversation let him have it.
>Disappears and then reappears as nothing happened.
Have you tried talking to him about this? See if you can come to some sort of agreement?
>that's when he gets the "cold vibe" and figures that maybe we should talk things through after all.
So being passive aggressive provokes the response you want. You don't advice, you want validation.
If he need space he should tell me. That's being communicative. You dont just disappear into nothingness leaving your partner wondering what is happening while they're dealing with it too.
I did try talking about it with him and he did the same exact thing
And I'm not passive aggressive by being true to my feelings. By that logic, if it was true, we'd consider him passive aggressive too?
Why don‘t you just break up already? He‘s clearly not mature enough to have a functional relationship in any way.
>If he need space he should tell me
If you want something from him, you need to ask. If you're determined to stay angry because he's not doing the things you want him to without asking, then it's time to break up.
>I did try talking about it with him and he did the same exact thing
Try again. If he won't listen, then you have to decide whether you want to stay in the relationship.
>I'm not passive aggressive by being true to my feelings
Having feelings doesn't mean you have to act out on them. Containing them doesn't mean you aren't being true to yourself. You have to decide what's more important, effective communication or lashing out. Same for him. If neither of you can be bothered to change your behaviour then you won't get anywhere.
Being true to your feelings doesn't mean acting out them all the time.
The lesson here is, never argue by text. Text does not allow sufficient nuance, and is too slow. Make a resolution that the next time you argue about something, you'll do it by video call.
Women, is a guy with thicker base of the penis and a slimmer tip bad?
The tip is 11.5cm and the base is 13.5cm
Yes cut it off and into rounds like a salami then feed it to the mice.
It's 2023 and people are making AI generate mouse e-bois
Yes
we are in the blessed timeline
Women, would you feel intimidated meeting the girl that took your boyfriend’s virginity?
Yeah. Doubly so if she's hotter than me.
On one side yes because i wish it would have been me, on the other no because he‘s mine now so why should i?
>if you ain’t first you’re last
It makes me have intrusive thoughts of having sex with her and taking back his essence somehow
Yes same
Would you have a 3 some with her?
No, that would be too competitive and I wouldn't be able to enjoy it
What if your boyfriend just wanted to watch you fuck her and then he fucks you while she watches?
Now that, I can work with
Men would you feel intimidated meeting the guy that took your girlfriend’s virginity?
Her dog?
Yeah I get intimidated by mirrors
>Men would you feel intimidated meeting the guy that took your girlfriend’s virginity?
Why? She's having far better sex with me than she was with him. She's more skilled, more confident, more relaxed, and knows her own body far better.
>She's having far better sex with me than she was with him. She's more skilled, more confident, more relaxed, and knows her own body far better.
Yeah but he fucked her in her prime
>Yeah but he fucked her in her prime
No, she's in her prime now. She was still a teenager then.
>She was still a teenager then.
Guys, who’s gonna tell him.
no contradiction
I want a virgin gf
We know
Whos we
I think you know
No?
won't date non virgins
I need a female perspective.
I think my gf has self esteem/trust issues stemming from absolutely shitty previous relationships. From time to time she'll question my motivations for being with her and then tell me I deserve to be with someone better.
I think it's getting better but I'm not really sure how to proceed.
Damaged goods. Let her down gently and move on.
No.
I pretty much do this.
I like to cook and just do nice things for her because it makes me happy and she can't quite grasp that I'm being honest.
I doubt a female perspective will help
most of the female perspectives I've seen in here suffer from the same issue. She has to accept herself before she'll truly be trusting of others loving her
The best you can do is just simply say "That's not true" or "I don't believe that". Not in a confrontational way, but a comforting way. Then hug or kiss her or something. There's no way to logic her out of this - it's an emotional reaction, so it warrants an emotional response.
She is looking for an out. Breaking up or therapy might help
What does she base that off? Questioning your motives i mean.
>absolutely shitty previous relationships
She 100% will cheat on you with one of her exes, that’s always how these stories end.
>and then tell me I deserve to be with someone better.
Just say "I'm already with the person I want to be with", smile, and cuddle her. Eventually she'll start to feel safe trusting you.
So just carry on and hope for the best I guess.
Any gender: I have this theory that people on LULZ can't count higher than two.
Okay, that's being a little metaphorical. What I mean is that they can't imagine that anything can possibly have more than two options, values, or outcomes.
Examples:
1) People here think that bisexuality is not real. Bi women are really just straight and will always settle down with a man; bi men are really just gay. This is because they can't imagine that sexual orientation can possibly have more than two values: gay and straight; nothing else is possible.
2) Men are all either beta incels or alpha Chads.
3) Everyone else in the world knows that if you remove the male organs from a male animal, it isn't male any more. LULZners, however, believe that a trans woman who has transitioned is still a man. This is because "sex" in their mind is something that can only have two possible values: male and female. (They also don't believe intersex is a real thing).
4) They think any medical treatment must either be absolutely harmless or fantastically dangerous. Hence, anti-vaxxers: if a vaccine has any side effects ever, you mustn't take it.
5) If you catch COVID, they think there are only two possible outcomes: complete recovery and death. Thus, when discussing the risks of COVID, the only number you ever need to pay attention to is the actual mortality rate.
6) Women are all either virgins or whores.
And so on. Do you think I'm onto something, here, or are LULZners not really prone to excessively binary thinking in the way that I'm suggesting?
Yes, but that's just a trait of dumb people, of which LULZ has many.
>Everyone else in the world knows that if you remove the male organs from a male animal, it isn't male any more
its horrifically mutilated male and that kind of cruelty shouldnt be tolerated
No you‘re right that autistic people tend to cling to black and white or binary thinking because that gives them a sense of control and seeing trough the pattern even if there is none. It‘s a symptom of insecurity and lack of trust in their own resilience to adapt to situations and circumstances that can‘t be predicted or measured accurately.
It's not a LULZ thing
1. bisexuality is just a branch of being gay.
2. this is true, either you eat or get eaten
3. trans """woman""" are men who are mentally ill sexual deviant.
4. taking a vaccine for a glorified flu is a choice yes.
5. you recover naturally, unless youre weak burden on society aka old people
6. women are people pleasers and attention seekers, it depends on the personality if its a whore or virgin type
Perfect example. Now imagine actually thinking this, lmao
youre welcome to refute any of them, you pseud
Well, yes, you're a perfect example of what I was talking about. Covid, for example, can cause permanent scarring to the lungs. It doesn't kill you, but it still has effects that are permanent. It can can also damage your heart, or your kidneys, or your pancreas. I'm curious as to why people can't grasp this. Literally, complete recovery and death are the only outcomes they seem to be aware exist.
kek, keep taking boosters like an idiot everytime a new variant comes up
>he actually wants to debate
I'm out
>pro tranny
Opinion discarded
1. That’s untrue and society just hates bi men
2. This is true
3. Who cares
4. Who cares
5. Who cares
6. This is true
>Everyone else in the world knows that if you remove the male organs from a male animal, it isn't male any more.
But it isnt female either you fucking imbecile
>But it isnt female either you fucking imbecile
Exactly! It's neither male nor female. That's my whole point! So why insist that a man who transitions is still a man?
what is the chromosome of the sexual deviant, you think?
>what is the chromosome of the sexual deviant, you think?
Why do you imagine chromosomes have to do with it?
Chromosomes influence the development of sexual organs and characteristics within the body. It is the presence or absence of those organs and characteristics that determine sex.
this doesnt concern about the absence or presence, like an intersex. mutiliating your genitals doesnt constitute an absence of anything. youre just a homosexual in a dress at the end of the day
>So why insist that a man who transitions is still a man?
Cuz he still got hair on his chest
Humans with XY chromosomes are male. No matter how hard you rail against it, you can't change reality.
>Humans with XY chromosomes are male.
I'm sorry, anon, but you need to talk to an actual scientist about this. That statement is just not true.
The correct statement would be something like "Human embryos with XY chromosomes mostly develop into male human beings."
Chromosomes *cause* the sex of the person, but they do not define it. I'm sorry, but you are simply, factually wrong.
he will never be a woman
>Everyone else in the world knows that if you remove the male organs from a male animal, it isn't male any more. LULZners, however, believe that a trans woman who has transitioned is still a man. This is because "sex" in their mind is something that can only have two possible values: male and female. (They also don't believe intersex is a real thing).
This point is pretty stupid, where did you read that castrated animals stop being considered male? Certainly they are distinguished from intact animals because castration results into practical differences in their behavior and utility to humans, but categorizing them fully separately is if anything a example of the radical binary thinking you are accusing others of because it implies you can be a male only if your genitals are intact, and that different subsets of males cannot exist. And certainly, even if you were right and castrated animals stopped being considered male, they would not be sudden considered female after castration.
It is also ridiculous and wishful thinking to imply that a intersex person and a male who subjects himself to voluntary castration have in any way anything in common.
>where did you read that castrated animals stop being considered male?
That is the literal scientific definition of the word "sex".
Source?
>Source?
Science.
See
they dont define it because you wear a dress and started calling yourself a woman, kek. a homosexual in a dress.
>Science
Cite a scientific manual, preferably more than one, that uses your definition and explicitly states that castrated animals stop being their sex of birth, if it is a commonly accepted definition it should be easy to find. If you find it I will concede I'm wrong.
A related question, are being affected by amelia and being a amputee interchangeable concepts?
If you imagine that sex is determined by the presence or absence of a Y-chromosome, then how do you define the sex of an animal in a species that does not have Y chromosomes? How do you determine sex in a species where sex isn't even determined by genetics at all? The definition of "sex" within biological science must be one that applies across all animal species that in any way exhibit sex, it cannot be a definition that is unique to humans.
And if you cannot depend on genes to define sex (which you can't in many species) what else is there? Structures in the body: that's literally all there is. So if those structures change, then what?
>if
>buts
Listen tranny, you're a sick man. Be honest to yourself and be a gay man, stop pretending you're a woman.
>no publications cited
>only a poor attempt at sophistry
I shouldn't reply but I still will.
It's determined by the characteristics the subject had at birth up until the point they were mutilated. And yes it's possible to tell if someone or something was mutilated instead of being born deformed (or just female) virtually every time
>And certainly, even if you were right and castrated animals stopped being considered male, they would not be sudden considered female after castration.
Exactly. They are neither male nor female, which is the whole fucking point. Sex is not something that has only two possible values.
>Sex is not something that has only two possible values
Xx=female
Yx=male
>inb4 xxy
Genetic defects and infertile
>There's more than two possible values, but I don't like them
The exceptions prove the rule you god damn retard
See
I think overall it’s a dumb statement and if you spend more than a minute reading posts it falls apart.
1. I’m bi and it’s real. I didn’t settle for a man.
2. I don’t use those terms here unless we are clearly joking. These terms are mostly used by self proclaimed incels and the definition very flexible and all-encompassing.
3. LULZ have trans people, you are now creating an example where you are self aware that you can only think in two options, values, or outcomes. Which doesn’t make sense.
4&5. People still talk about covid? Haven’t seen that for a long time. There are people who believe in selective medication and it mostly because they are uneducated or trolling.
6. I’ve been called whore, slut, virgin and prude. It doesn’t really make sense but there is more than two.
I don’t think you are onto something, if anything you as an individual might be thinking in binary terms and now apply it to everyone else even though you are some how also self aware to make posts about it. I would guess you are high or… dumb
>1. I’m bi and it’s real. I didn’t settle for a man.
I'll take that one in isolation as an example. My point was not that this is impossible; my point was that people on LULZ tend to *believe* it's impossible. Myself, I'm fully aware that sexuality is not a binary, or even a one-dimensional spectrum; I have family members who have been on the organising committee for Bicon, so I'm under no illusions about that. What I'm talking about is how your situation tends to be perceived around here. Do you generally find that people around here are aware that sexual preference is not a binary thing, or do they tend to try and reduce it to one? And if they do, is this an isolated phenomenon, or a symptom of excessive binary thinking in general?
Obviously, not everyone who posts here is prone to that; I'm not; you probably aren't; but is there a higher prevalence of binary thinking here than in society at large?
>Everyone else in the world knows that if you remove the male organs from a male animal, it isn't male any more.
Nobody thinks that. A castrated male animal is still a male animal, it just loses its ability to reproduce.
Men who mutilate themselves stay men. They don't become females or "else". There are just two sexes - male and female. You stay what you're born as, no matter how much you mutilate yourself. Any exception from the sex binary is an illness, and we should treat it the same way we treat any other malformation.
But yes, LULZners are prone to excessive binary thinking.
>Nobody thinks that
When was the last time you heard anyone refer to a castrated male horse as a "stallion", or to a castrated male cow as a "bull"? We have different words for them because they aren't the same thing. In the same way, a eunuch, castrato or hijra is not a man. That's why we have different words for them. These words only exist because everyone (outside LULZ) understands that a bull and a steer are not the same thing. They understand that a stallion and a gelding are not the same thing. Only on here do people imagine that they are.
When was the last time you have heard anyone refer to a black person as white, or viceversa? Does that mean black (or whites) are not human?
>Does that mean black (or whites) are not human?
Oh why did you post that onLULZ?
A black person and a white person are both subtypes of person. An ox is not a subtype of bull, nor is a bull a subtype of ox: they're both subtypes of domestic cattle, sure, but "domestic cattle" is not a gendered term, it also includes "cows".
Also, people can be mixed race - both black and white, or intermediate between the two, depending on your perspective.
So... what point were you trying to make, exactly?
Yeah, they are subtypes of male cattle. The distinction is made because it is economically useful to make it. Since you are fixated with zootechnical terminology, is a heifer not considered a female cattle because she has not reproduced yet? Surely she must not be, since she has a different name from a cow.
Is a colt not yet a male horse because he has a different name from a stallion?
A bull and a steer are not the same thing, but they're both male cows. The animal doesn't cease being a male. It ceases being able to reproduce, and serves different functions in the farm, which is why it is referred to by a different terms.
Similarly, a castrated male is still a male. It doesn't cease being a male, it just ceases being able to reproduce. Nobody thinks that a male eunuch (or a castrato, or a hijra) is not a male. Every definition of those words includes the word "male" or "men". You're the first person I've ever met who says this.
Yes and it‘s glorious
Princess Peach? What big mushrooms you have!
They‘re actually shrooms. Want to go dream?
Is it a bad thing to want to be even with the world?
Hex her already and get it over with. Do i have to do it for you or what?
The world doesnt revolve around that person. Its about many many people who have been harassing me throughout the years,mostly people far above me in terms of position,knowledge and age who have been sowing enmity between me and themselves. They sinned before god and sinned before me and they should apologize to me or continue in doing evil until i see them being punished and end up crying hallelujah. Is this a bad thing?
>Is this a bad thing?
It‘s simply idiotic because that‘s literally everyone‘s experience but for some reason you get hung up on it like nobody else.
Im a vengeful person,ive been taught so by my genes and environment.
So is your soul weaker than your flesh? Pathetic.
Youre speaking like a fool. Stop.
No you are acting like a worm. Stop.
Who are you to judge others?
Who are you to judge others AND feel entitled to revenge?
Abel
State gender
Thoughts on pic?
F. They forgot all the "get raped you whore" replies in the first example.
>They forgot all the "get raped you whore" replies in the first example.
Kek, yeah, I was just about to say that myself.
It‘s because it‘s always men responding in both scenarios. In the first they are trying to get laid, in the second they are projecting their own insecurity on a random anon.
Sounds fair
Sometimes I larp as a woman because it feels so good how kind people treat you
As if
Maybe wouldn't feel like it on the long run, but trust me as a man they treat you like shit or someone to compete with usually
Ok i‘ll try larping as a man sometimes and see how it goes.
try it
Let's practice. How do you think a man would respond to this picture?
AWOOOOOGA
"Wow you're still using the Iphone 9?? Personally I prefer Androids."
S E X
AEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAGGAGAGAG BRRPRPRBRBRBRBRBRRPRPPR AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAGAGAGAGGAGAGGA BRBRRRBRB
Ok. I‘ll try.
Stupid whore thinks i won‘t notice she shooped her fat fupa and pointy elbows. 0/10 would not touch with a ten foot pole. I hope she gets herpes and dies alone with her seven cats.
How did i do?
femoid hands typed this
Ah damn. Ok. I‘ll try a different approach. Give me something.
>she thinks men actually think like this
ohnonono femcels it's so over
Is a joke babe
A woman typed this
Wow, is this a picture of you? Wow, you're really pretty. Hey, do you like anime or video games? Hey, I bet we have a lot in common, you should add me so we can talk in private.
> if you remove the male organs from a male animal, it isn't male any more
Oh look, it's this troll again
My friend and his wife wanted to hook me up with their older friend, she’s like mid 30s with a kid; my friends and I are mid / late 20s
She’s pretty attractive however I just learned that she wants to join a sex club and that she has multiple piercings on her vagina. I am utterly disgusted and can no longer view her the same way. She literally just became ugly to me. I am all for some light casual fun but holy fuck;
Like before I was like “hey she’s a pretty milf,” and now I can’t stop thinking about her being a huge slut
Either way I don’t want to go out with her and my friend is upset with me over it
Just say "I'm not into piercings", how can they judge you for that?
>she wants to join a sex club and that she has multiple piercings on her vagina
How did you find this out?
His wife told me, and the two of them are very good friends
She was drunk and started opening up about this girl
Tell them she's nice but not your type. If that makes them angry it's weird and that's on them.
My gf and I are quite serious. If we actually follow through on what we've been talking about, we might be getting married and trying for kids within the year. But I am a little disappointed in her contribution to the relationship so far. When she first moved in, which cooked me meals, not every day but quite often. We had sex almost every day. And she texted me quite a bit. Now things are different. She has cooked for me maybe twice this month, and only simple breakfasts. I cook for her quite a bit. We barely have sex once a week anymore, although part of that is my fault. We did have sex twice this weekend, and it went pretty well. And she really doesn't text me much anymore. I brought it up to her and she makes sure to text at least once during the day now, but it feels forced sometimes. I only care because it makes me feel like she's lost interest.
Anyway how do I make her put more effort into it so I can feel better about moving forward with our plans?
>sex is dying even before you’re married
Dude it’s over
Well I'm not willing to give up just yet. I blame myself mostly for our bedroom problems. I was practically a virgin before her so I am not good at it, I'm getting better though. I also have some trouble maintaining an erection. But I'm working on that and making progress. I think we could fix the problem. But if I feel like I've fixed my issues and the problem persists, then I will accept that it's time to move on.
>I was practically a virgin before her
Oof
Women
How do you feel about being called cute?
I call my gf cute and she seems to enjoy it. Sometimes i give her head pats but i feel like that‘s taking it a bit too far.
Ok so how did i do larping as a male?
only the second one is passable, you sound gay in the other two posts
Got it. So to be „passable“, i have to act like an asshole man?
being a man is something you cant teach. youre just born one
Perfection, I couldn't tell the difference between you and the average scrote who posts here!
It's patronizing
Do you have dyed hair?
No
I like it
I don't know, nobody calls me that
I call my gf cute and she likes it. But she also calls me cute and I don't like that.
I call my bf cute and i‘m not sure if he likes it but i won‘t stop because he is cute and he just has to deal with that.
Why is femcel used as an insult?
Do you guys find sluts desirable or something?
I don't use it as an insult and find the idea very arousing
Yeah yeah another chad trying to find a virgin gf (that he will get) and then simps and whores will be like “Um ackshully male virgins are desirable too your attitude is just bad”
Your post is completely incomprehensible. It's like a bot chewed up an /LULZ/ post and spewed out gibberish.
what? Maybe I'm chadlet but definitely not chad, wouldn't even care them being a virgin
Just girls with not that good hygiene and anxiety/insecurities and sexual frustration turns me on
i dont care about being called incel and dont consider it an insult, i dont use femcel as an insult, i actively avoid furthering relationships with normies holding out for a femcel
Good fucking luck
Why can’t there be another insult
So non existent?
You are another extroverted douche looking for a shy girl
Most women with that mindset have fucked a lot
>me on the right
It’s funny because the second panel where she fucks him would never happen
That’s dumb
All you’re doing is dooming confident girls and guys with anxiety to dying alone
>All you’re doing is dooming confident girls and guys with anxiety to dying alone
how, had the best relationships with girls who were weird a little
What does that have to do with the two demographics who will die alone
>”I’m a chad and my best relationships were with loser women”
Yeah ok? I don’t care
Ok
Yeah what does that have to do with them
>be chad
>go for lonely shy woman
>guy who’s slightly less shy can’t go for her now
>confident girl who’s slightly less confident than you can’t be with you either
>these two die alone all because of your femcel fetish
Yeah I forgot only men can be losers
I'm not some cattle to who you can tell what to breed with. Pretty popular with gym bunnies for example but can't really get along.
Just don’t be upset when your son can’t give you grandchildren because he took after your wife
holy shit you say something
Your last name ends with you.
So have some stacylet for wife and femcels for fun?
How about you just kill yourself
wont and honestly couldnt do that with someone to just use them for fun
Just date a Stacy and stay in your lane
For a relationship to work the guy has to be more confident and outgoing, going for super shy shut ins just means less for everyone else
dont tell me what to do
Who the fuck are guys like me supposed to date
Who the fuck are Stacies supposed to date
I dont know what type of guy are you
Socially awkward
die alone sorry
Yeah exactly
I hope you only have sons who take after your femcel wife and you have to explain to him how he’s gonna die alone
it's the natural order
You’d really let your own child die alone lmao
Most compassionate take towards non Chad men
the order of nature is not what I choose, not what I "let", it simply is like that there has to be a caste of loser men by numbers and you happened to be born into it.
Get some friends who take you out, I have some friend like you and they are cool guys when you get to know them.
Not worse than porn
I don’t want friends I want to be loved
But a guy like me doesn’t deserve it while rapists and murderers do apparently
Don't be like that and everyone should have friends
I want love not friends
Actually the natural order is to be with people within your caste but you dilute that by going for loser women
cope
Cope with what
I would give a budget to my loser son so he can cope with prostitutes and vidya until he ropes himself
You’d really let your son kill himself like that with zero remorse
when it's over it's over
Just make sure to tell him it’s your fault
it's not
Yes it is
Maybe you should’ve dated a Stacey
don't worry I'll get both pregnant
Have fun getting divorce raped
Be a chad then
Yeah he didn’t want to be her money providing cuck boy, he has sense
>divorce rape
Thanks, that was the last square I needed on my incel bingo card.
>implying I would marry stacy and not just P&D her
lmao
Have fun explaining that to your femcel wife
depressed femcel wife wouldn't care
She sounded like a nice girl so I told him he made a mistake for sure
Good, I wish I could date a stacy
Friends can give you a lot of love, honestly if it weren't for my introvert best friend I would have killed myself already
I mean romantic love
Your introverted friend doesn’t get any girls does he
Of course he doesn’t
Well... But a girl actually got interested in him but turned her down because "she had too high bodycounts"
Yeah she still best one
>"she had too high bodycounts"
how high are we talking here
3 or 4 if I remember correctly
what an idiot.
Was just checking to make sure if he was avoiding becoming another notch with the others for some girl that collects guys like they're pokemon
4 is too high
if you're an idiot perhaps
4 is a decent number for someone who went for relationships rather than sex. I don't care if a girl has been with other guys as long as she wasn't just lusting after cock.
How did she take it? Did he let her know the reason?
>as long as she wasn't just lusting after cock
lol
>How did she take it? Did he let her know the reason?
I don't know never asked that part
Im the type of guy who masturbates to hentai regularly.
Femcel is a woman who can’t find a relationship
To me, a femcel is a woman that holds delusional beliefs about men, including putting them on a pedestal be it as idols to worship or devils to hate. Quite like incels do with women. Doesn't have anything to do with sluts
*facepalm*
What's the problem? Can't make the mental connection that I obviously mean --who also don't fuck as a result?
A prototypical femcel to me is the 21 year old virgin that's into BDSM because she's watched too much porn and thinks men are invincible supremely confident gods and sits waiting for some such to grace her with his attention when she has no fucking idea how to make herself presentable
>femcels are just picky and with settle for anything less than a overconfident God
Yeah I agree
I thought this until I realized how nervous can some girl act. The problem is usually that they won't really react positively if you approach them or kind to them and guys lose confidence and momentum.
This isn't about genetics, anon, it's about developmental embryology.
femcels aren't real
Women can‘t be lonely.
Yes they can.
I was half a virgin when I met him, I gave him everything!!
>I was half a virgin when I met him, I gave him everything!!
Fugly slut
This is so obviously a larp anon pls
Someone hasn't seen Mean Girls and I feel sad for you
Why tf would i watch that crap?
It's just the best movie of all time, no biggie.
My bad i was trying to larp as an asshole man. Is it really that good? I actually haven‘t seen it.
It's unironically my favourite movie so I am horribly biased, but it's pretty funny. It's silly and obviously not some deep cinematic masterpiece, but I've watched it a hundred times and still laugh.
>My bad i was trying to larp as an asshole man
Stop trying to make it a thing, it’s not gonna happen
Come on anon, he's kind of socially retarded and weird but he's my friend.
>he's kind of socially retarded and weird but he's my friend.
Oh no that’s how you describe us
female crap
You should occasionally watch things outside of your usual comfort zone in order to broaden your horizons.
Mean Girls is not a bad movie, and you might even enjoy it. I know I did.
See
Why don't you larp as a kind and friendly man? Shame the asshole men by leading by example.
I did and i got called gay.
If you try it again then I'll call you "friend".
<3
I‘m done larping. It isn‘t for me. I‘d rather be my self.
That's okay, the real you can be my friend too.
I‘d like that
Thank you thank you thank you
>I‘d like that
We could even watch Mean Girls together, to broaden your horizons and to see if you think it lives up to the hype.
I already know that we wear pink on wednesday so i feel like i‘d like doing that
I'll add it to the list then. Hopefully we can finally make the arrangements to watch something soon.
>Women can‘t be lonely.
The fuck?
he's right
Anon pls that was me larping
yet the post was right
Everyone is lonely.
They can and usually it hurts them more than men
Honestly why are people so cruel to people who are sick? They think you are faking it, you don't need help, they blame you for getting sick like you did something, they coldly say to go fix it and how their life is harder and blah blah blah.
I have been sick frequently since childhood. During these times I cannot eat or even stand up, throw up everything, freezing, my body hurts. I eat real food, exercise and do sports, great hygiene. Yet doctors never say anything is wrong. If I faint people blamed me for not drinking enough water when I actually drink plenty. Blame me for peeing frequently. Blame me for eating sugar, when it actually helps my blood sugar stay in the safe range. And no I am not diagnosed with diabetes, even if it's the case, I don't know. When I am cold and tired they say "oh just get some sunshine" as if I can walk at all during these times. Get me a wheelchair or stfu. When I throw up they say to eat more, what to throw it back up? They say to take medicine for pain like it's just a headache, which I would do if it were just a headache, but my entire body shuts down and throws up the medicine. My feet are like icicles. When I warm them up it stings and they turn purple. It's even worse when I have menses, because I get stabbing pains in the abdomen. No blood tests, overall check ups, symptoms list, nothing has ever given me an answer.
And yet everyone has the nerve to criticize me. Even when I am so sick I would miss school, I couldn't afford to miss work and had to push through this to make money. I never make an excuse, but I am suffering, and nobody understands.
Why are people like this?
>I have been sick frequently since childhood.
Your parents should’ve thrown you to the wolves, would have been merciful
They were all sick and all got treatment, I was already thrown to the wolves and left to die.
Dying in bed and throwing up, besides that pretty quiet. Truly appreciate the additional dismissal of my illness. I bet you cry when you get a stuffy nose.
you need to be boxed behind the ears.
christ youre annoying, i can only imagine how you might be when sick
You really need to go back to the doctors and try again, anon. This sounds serious.
I'm about to check into a hospital, not sure what they will say or how I survived this long. It comes and goes.
>t. picrel
I wish i wasn‘t.
if you were born as a man you will always be one
I like women, and I'm glad that some women like us back.
Why are we fighting?
Idk anon, i‘m not fighting. I like men too.
women don't and will never like us
Some people on here are in dire need of a hobby or a mate
How am I a femcel
Yeah when a chad like you approaches a lonely loser girl I imagine she does get easily flustered
I'm not chad neither they are losers
femanons, is schizophrenia attractive to you?
Yes
It was worth a try
>tfw no cute schizo gf
There there there bb
I don't get as hard as I used to, should I stop watching porn/jerking off?
Yes.
Yes and no respectively.
Both genders
What does it say about a man if he is not a virgin, but has still passed up on many sexual encounters with a lot of different women, almost all of whom were very attractive. I've been thinking about this a lot and I just can't figure out what's wrong with me. Also I'm definitely straight.
M
Sounds like you just have standards and/or isn't interested in casual sex. Or you could just be afraid of committing and the relationship going south
You're not a whore, you value sex on a personal level, and also less likely to have stds. So I respect that. Stay true to yourself.
>it's a tranny defender morning
ACKK
For women.
Do you agree with the redpill sentiment that men should not be taking dating advice from women? What do you think of the "Don't ask a fish how to catch a fish" analogy?
Your mode of thinking is stuck on the idea that men and women are adversaries instead of partners.
Oh I never said that I agreed with it. I'm not a fan of any redpill beliefs or ideas
It's pretty dumb. It's good to take different advice, just consider the source instead of disregarding it completely.
I haven't seen her animu, but she cute.
If you want to potentially fuck lots of women and avoid relationships, listen to redpill men.
If you want to have relationships but probably not fuck lots of women, listen to women, or a combination of women and normal men.
I think a lot of guys get tripped up because they want relationships, and then the redpill pua stuff doesn't work for the, but it was never going to work through the lens of finding good relationships.
I'm a man but I agree, every time I chose my own pics for hookup app profiles, I had relative success; the one time I let a woman choose my pictures (they were different to what I'd personally pick) the results were dry as a bone
The lesson: trust your gut
Girls, do you like Bocchi?
How do I get a Bocchi gf?
No I severely loathe shy antisocial loser (female)
Gender swap the show and it gets no views
Opinions on tall women?
I want a 7' amazonian woman to give me giant children
I like tall women, but tall women don't like me. I think I would have more chemistry with a short woman who just wishes she were tall.
Hot in theory but being around a woman taller than me (in any context) makes me somewhat uncomfortable. Dunno why, maybe insecurity of some form. I'm 6'2
I'm glad those bony fucks exist because they make me look cuter by comparison
Tall women are more beautiful than short girls. Their proportions are nicer, longer legs, not short and stubby. They also give you taller sons. However most tall women don't like men that are shorter than them so most of us won't even try to flirt with them.
Second toe bigger than big toe.
Dropped.
Smol is best. My kids can eat shit
Small women look like short-legged gremlins, I don't find it attractive but it is easier to date them.
*cries in gremlin*
I like to rest my arms on their head and carry them. And it's one less smol girl for short guys
girls what do you think of a guy who just wants a relationship but is asexual?
Then he doesn't want a relationship.
I don't believe asexuals exist. I think it's unprocessed trauma or a lack of maturation.
>I don't want to step out of my comfort zone
isn't a sexuality.
probably trauma in my case
My ex gf claimed to be asexual. Definitely a lack of maturity. I had a "I can fix her" moment for about 3 months before I realised what a retard I was being.
Not a good match for me but good luck to him.
Kek, I'd reckon a dream come true.
Not that Anon, but I'm also not a big fan of sex. What's your reason for feeling this way?
i was raped by my openly gay gym teacher and flinch any time someone touches me down there. on two occassions i've freaked out when a girl tried to initiate sex and it ended the relationship.
I feel the stench of poo wafting from this scribble
Femcels, how bad of a gf are you?
The worst and the best.
I am a fucking lovely girlfriend, honestly. If there were girlfriend olympics I'd win every fucking year. That's why I got the update ring.
>That's why I got the update ring.
Congratulations.
What about you makes you a good girlfriend?
I'm incredibly affectionate and caring. He gets all the attentions he wants and all the love he deserves. But I'm also pretty introverted so I respect his alone time and give him room if he wants it.
I am a good homemaker - I take care of his clothes and keep his house clean, cook him whatever he wants, fill his freezer with meals to heat up when I'm not around.
I'm selfless, very good at anticipating his needs, empathetic and always very kind to him. I've never really raised my voice with him and rarely get mad in general. We almost never fight.
I'm financially independent, no debt whatsoever and pretty low maintenance. I go out of my way to get him whatever he needs.
I'm pretty cute if I can say so myself.
I'm my boyfriend's best friend, I picked up a lot of his interests (and he picked up some of mine), we have the same sense of humour.
I'm pretty open in the bedroom, pretty much always down to have segs. But still very modest outside of the bedroom.
His friends like me, his family likes me.
I'm a solid gf.
So you could be replaced by a maid and a prostitute?
3/4 of the things I said have nothing to do with sex or taking care of the house. Try harder, fag.
Wish you the best anon!
Where's your boyfriend then?
Out on a walk with his dad.
He's not, but he could have been. He went to fancy boarding schools in europe. Good guess.
Why are you even here ?
To make you feel bad about yourself. And also because I'm bored and this thread is always active, it's nice to kill time while I wait for my the sims 4 cc to download.
You sound lonely. Kinda pathetic.
Not lonely at all, spent a very nice day with my family and now I get to chill and decorate a pretty English cottage. Also buy chickens.
No, not at all. He's my best friend, he's incredibly smart and funny, by far the kindest man I've ever met, he treats me better than I deserve, he's handsome and he fucks me real good.
I honestly have more than enough to live a comfortable life anyway, so while him being well off is nice it was far from a priority for me.
>but he could have been
He’s interesting to you because his parents could afford to pay for all of that, that’s why he is a trust fund kid
Thanks for the “tfw no bf” feelings
Send some of your magic my way pls
>Thanks for the “tfw no bf” feelings
There's an easy way to fix that anon
Death?
Death won't necessarily fix that
who the fuck knows what goes on after death
Oh boi do i have news for you
has the mystery been solved anon?
I can just tell from this post he’s a trust fund kid
So bad that I'm not a gf at all
What is it like being a practice girl?
You misunderstand, I've never had a bf at all
Women what does Pokémon need to do to be number 1 again?
Don't just retire Ash Ketchum, kill him off.
More Rapidash, please.
Give Misty a gf
Post gender
Which one of the DDLC girls is your favorite?
F
The big booby one with the white ribbon
That one is Monika. Good choice (but she's already mine so you have to pick a different one)
The second biggest booby one on the left with the strawberry hair then
If your criteria is just the boobs, you probably want the purple haired one. You just can't tell in that group picture.
Oh nice, I want her then
Who?
Sayori my love, I could have saved her
Natsuki still up for grabs.
Uh nice, more money i don‘t have to waste on bc. Gimme more.
Is this the „they stopped replying so i won“ anon?
Are you veterinarian who does autopsies on wildlife and zoo animals?
Why would i need a wife?
Because she cute. She‘d put sunflowers on the table and make cinnamon buns for snacks. She‘d leave her dress on the chair next to the bed and you‘d feel her soft leg press against yours as you fall asleep. She‘d buy new fabric softener that smells like apple blossoms and she‘d pull you in closer as you cum in her.
>you‘d feel her soft leg press against yours as you fall asleep
anon please you can't make me long for things I never even imagined
Terribly sorry my love
That sounds fun...for a week
Exactly. That‘s why your „till death does you apart“ religion bullcrap is stoopid. Enjoy it while it lasts and let it go when you don‘t enjoy it anymore.
I dont feel like being married for a week
Your loss really
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