At what point is owning a pickup truck LARPing?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    F74

    I hual an RV and between 5000lbs to 20,000lbs of material and equipment to include your mom.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    life itself is a larp

    we all put on a face to show the world until we forget ourselves in the character

    • 2 weeks ago
      F74

      does this mean I can buy a Prius and LARP as Tim from accounting?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have to have the right look to pull that off.

        • 2 weeks ago
          F74

          >you wanna give me a "steal his look?"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tim pool with hair is what immediately comes to my mind as a general idea of what that looks like.

            • 2 weeks ago
              F74

              >???

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >tim from accounting isn't just some random office guy named tim
                Oh

              • 2 weeks ago
                F74

                maybe you need to culture yourself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you're just a fake fuck.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is impossible for me to be fake.

        Whatever act I put on is who I really am, it would be insincere of me to be myself if that's not how I truly feel.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is gay porn, isn't it?

            • 2 weeks ago
              F74

              so Gay that the subtext implies the performers might be heterosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you just described nihilism, tbh. can't into Christ.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    sage

    You can always pick up side gigs if you have truck

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know why you fucks think you can only own one or the other. I have a camry as a daily driver and a 2002 ram for going out with the family and whenever I need to haul shit that won’t fit or I don’t want in my cab, like a greasy fitting

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always judge pickup drivers if they have a shiny clean truck with no towing package.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trying to work on the house and just getting lumber home in a hatchback is difficult, and plywood? Fuck no. When I used to have a truck I could walk into a thrift store and decide I wanted any piece of furniture in the place. Ended up with a handcrafted bedroom set from the 60's valued at a couple of grand for under $100. And then I could tow shit. My current vehicle has a towing capacity of 1000 lbs. Useless.

    But I do hate people who buy vanity trucks and don't use them. They've driven up the cost of trucks, which is why I ended up with what I have.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just make priuses and civics cool again please, i used to be a gas guzzling asshole, now every boomer has a damn f150 or suv. I used to find decent pickups under 10grand for work, now i gotta deal with inflated prices.

      • 2 weeks ago
        F74

        I think the way of the truck is going to hybridizing older "heavy duty" personal use trucks like this guy is doing to a short hual commercial truck and the military is to the Oshkosh.

        https://oshkoshdefense.com/vehicles/light-tactical-vehicles/ejltv/

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4WD trucks are critical to get around in a bunch of rural places with dodgy infrastructure. If you live in a large metro area, have a white collar job, and live in an apartment - it's a LARP.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a little V6 Dodge Dakota in a land of humongous diesel duelies. It keeps me humble. And saves on gas. But I don't pay for garbage service so I haul my trash to dump couple times a month.

    • 2 weeks ago
      F74

      nothing wrong about a regular size light duty truck. hang in there lil' pony.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This logic can be turned around on people with regular cars too. Who actually needs all those extra seats? People larping like they have friends, that's who.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need a truck and a trailer to haul drywall, siding, all kinds of building material.
    When not working I use it to haul your mom.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you homosexuals think owning a truck is a lifestyle? It's just a vehicle, no different than a car except for its seating/cargo arrangement and hauling capacity. That's it. What part of this are you having trouble with?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I carry all my work tools in my trunk. I would prefer one of those work vans but they aren't as secure as a hard cover trunk bed.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When you dont actually have a use for it. If you dont live in the mountains, have a farm, or aren't in construction, or use it for work in some capacity. If you strap lights and rims to it you aren't LaRping, your just a homosexual.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When you live in a tiny apartment and your truck is too big for your assigned parking space.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When you can't make a 45 degree angle turn without going into other lanes and threatening to clip other vehicles.

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