Asking for a friend.

Asking for a friend. What would happen if I bought a car out of state and asked the dealership to leave the purchase price blank? What if I use whiteout to smudge the numbers a bit?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >asked the dealership to leave the purchase price blank?

    You're fricking moronic to think that some dealership are willing to put their ass on the line and risk being audited just so you can skimp on your taxes to the state.

    >What if I use whiteout to smudge the numbers a bit?

    Jesus, how the frick did you manage to pass in school?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Jesus, how the frick did you manage to pass in school?
      Because we make it that easy for people to survive now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hey newbie. You should know by now there is some autist that purposefully makes bait threads like this with a moronic opening post. Just let the post die.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Just let the post die
        if morons on all of DA all decided to stop taking bait one day, post quality would soar to unimaginable levels

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is this image?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whitest Argentinian

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s an El Salvadoran you dumb frick

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I love pupusas

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that little thot is made for BCC (big chicano wiener)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s an El Salvadoran you dumb frick

      Whitest Argentinian

      How do you keep a Latina from going fat and goblina
      t.white guy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >How do you keep a Latina from going fat and goblina
        >t.white guy
        i remember telling my gf "ya, go ahead and eat as much as you want" and then her replying "wow, thats wierd, all my past white boyfriends and their families would never encourage me to eat more"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So? What's the moral of the story?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Don't tell them to eat as much as possible you dumb c**t.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You don't. As the goblinization happens you move on to one of her younger friends.
        t. currently on my third one.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ironically /misc/ says you have to try and find one with more Spanish blood instead of Indio blood.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Good, you shouldn't be settling for goblinas anyway

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The issue is that they're well off in their own countries and rarely emigrate. They're better off being well connected in some shithole with tons of money and private security than they would be in the US just to get nogged in the middle of the night by a drunk driver. So unless you move there you're not finding them.
            If anything even for college the US is starting to get a bad reputation among the third world elite.
            https://medium.com/@sproatmichelle/man-facing-more-felonies-in-crash-that-killed-student-cf1624424550

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, i'm a 0.5%er in this shithole and i unironically wouldn't even consider moving to the US. trading shit for manure.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think there is a dealer in the usa stupid enough to do that and if say you smudge your invoice down, the dealer will throw you under the bus with the 40 or so documents you signed cause they don't want to get fricked by whatever agencies that get you for inaccurate accounting

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The dealership will collect local sales tax for their state. You will pay the difference between the sales tax rate for their state and yours (if there is one) when you go to register it.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PUPUSA

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Am I white?

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