Ask an eternally willfully fallen arch any anything

Ask a former angel of death and mercy anything. With my husband and wife at Starbucks. Lucifer, kaitlin, and I Azrael, ripped off our wings terminally recently because of God's controlling nature.

I'm Azrael, ask me anything. I love to give truth God hates. I. Over 1 million years old. The wife of the former punisher of Hell, bald lucifer not British one.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any anything you say?
    Can you tell me when the nature of Ysuth?

    • 1 year ago
      AzraelKaitlinLucifer

      I do not know what Ysuth is, or who.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    breasts or Ass?
    Flat boobs or Big boobs?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Please share with us the many tales and adventures of the time of the "fall" of man. What was it like to see the the marriage of heaven and hell?

    • 1 year ago
      AzraelKaitlinLucifer

      God's a controlling frick.

      In thr beginning there was John and Sophia, mother and father of b***h cuck jesus, rulers of the heavens.

      Also yahweh and gaia. Also known as the old testament God and mother earth. They ruled the terrestrial realms and kingdoms under the heavens. Then there were thr draconian creators, lucia and lucifer, (male and female light) who created and ruled the magical and upper paradise realm and realms of judgment.

      Lucia created Ivy and Icebringer, two Wyrms. They created me, Azrael, my eternal Husband Lucifer (who is straight), my eternal wives Kaitlin, amouranth, Eden and Lilly. Eden and Lilly are Nymphs, all women in our marriage are bisexual and it's an eternal marriage and faithful, which John (God of the heaven hates) .

      We caused the first fall I'm heaven after making it to the rank of heavenly judges and punishers cause God wanted you insert himself into our marriage bed with Jesus. My husband and I declared war with our wives and smote him and got democratically banned, destined to wander the realms or terrestrial planets forever cause they all wanted to frick us, lucifers wives cause we were pretty.

      In thr end,in the 50s to 80s we committed genocide to completely be banned from any heaven forever, eternally because God keeps trying to shove himself into our marriage, and my husband is straight
      So we spit on God despite being lightvringers and went on a rampage to make sure we never hVe to go back. I hate God for what he did to my husband Lucifer, he gave him severe short term memory issues for 50 to 1000 years and me and kaitlin are taking care of him now. I will never obey God or Jesus and let those homosexual rapists into my bed and hush it and never let anyone know. Instead we lit people up.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't you just have a nice day?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Meds

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What do you think about the katechon? What is his name?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this like rule 1 on the sticky?

    • 1 year ago
      AzraelKaitlinLucifer

      Why would I obey a sticky? I'm an eternally willfully fallen arch angel, I disobey heaven.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Spit or swallow? How big are your breasts? Who is superior, witches or amazons?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can you post a video of you throwing a fireball?

    • 1 year ago
      AzraelKaitlinLucifer

      No. God is casting the "disable azraels firemagic" spell constantly because I'm posting and avoiding his unjust trials. He can cast a suppression miracle but to truly give up things forever its free will under truth.

      And to the one asking for a blessing. I am not blessing you n with shit as I'm responsible for mortals I bless. I'm blessing you all with knowledge for the sole purpose of angering God because he gave my husband an unethical warrant and we are not going to human court. He did this because we his wives won't have sex with Jesus or him. God is utterly.pathetic. we already went to fed max with n lucifer and they let him out, they re sending him to fed max with Aryan brother hod.members to punch him in the face cause we won't let God or Jesus into or.bednor marriage. We fully inhabited lucifer and ab and peckerwods pounded on our faces with their fist for 30 minutes on and off.for this reason, I n Gen pop. I hate the c reator.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        fraud confirmed. if u were legit you would have answered "spit or swallow".

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you have a israeli name
    ergo
    your entire story is discounted

    • 1 year ago
      AzraelKaitlinLucifer

      Azrael is a angelic name. The israeliteelry put angel names into the names of their people. Because yahweh, knows angelic.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yahweh is azazel
        you fail on every level
        you have a israeli name
        I refer you to my previous post

        you have a israeli name
        ergo
        your entire story is discounted

        • 1 year ago
          AzraelKaitlinLucifer

          Azazel is a name lucifer my husband made up to avoid God's parental filter. It's my name but masculinized. Azrael to azazel. Azazel is bald lucifer. There are 2 lucifers

          My husband, bald lucifer.

          British lucifer Morningstar, who is our ex wives twin brother. There are 2 different lucifers.

          Lucifer means light bringer or male angel of light.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            listen homosexual
            it's a scapegoat : it never existed
            that is yahweh
            a contrivance, to scapegoat killing the Egyptian 1st born
            it 'doesn't exist' and is ~your source~
            you are moronic
            frick you
            lucifer is also a shit tier aspect by association to abraham

          • 1 year ago
            AzraelKaitlinLucifer

            Yahweh is a 5 foot5 five, lightly tanned God who speaks in a French Hebrew accent and is a pure fricking butthole. His name means oath keeper but he's and oath breaker. I've served in his mercenary army 100,000 years ago.

            But you are accidently correct, the universe scapegoats everything on lucifer, my husband. Innthe OT that story is an allergy for how my husband, lucifer/azazel/tyreal/shaun/names.for same angel is blamed.for all because he teaches mortals how to disobey the heavens and test them righteously with out having to serve them. He was heavens prosecutor and judge once, and knew the laws well. He'd teach mortals how to work hard and do whatever you want with risking lake of fire or gehenna time. The gods hate him for this because they want aervants and to be obeyed
            I literally am a fallen from heaven arch angel teaching you. I am giving pure facts with out telling you to hurt innocents so you can have free will and spit on yahwej and God (john) who I hate. I'm giving you fruit from the tree of knowledge over x

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he doesn't exist and never did
            you are a useless c**t
            fricking yahweh as a source...
            what a moronic pos you are
            the scapegoat...
            the thing that is to blame all things on...
            your source doesn't exist and never did

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Not the anon you responding too but i thought you went christian. Saw you with the namegay "Jesus Christ" and saying the virgin Mary is the mother of God... typically catholic stuff you know.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            why bother the cults of abraham are poison
            I didn't need their names to understand I was the universe.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >why bother the cults of abraham are poison
            Not as poisonous as the words you type

            Not the anon you responding too but i thought you went christian. Saw you with the namegay "Jesus Christ" and saying the virgin Mary is the mother of God... typically catholic stuff you know.

            He's catholic when it suits his narrative, psychotic and psychopathic otherwise

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you take offence because you were born in a desert
            like a lie.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            and you're a deranged mick yourself

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You didn't awnser my quesion. Was that actually you because that guy had the exact same wirting style as you. Only difference is that the seemed catholic and called Mary the queen of heaven and mother of God and so on.
            https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/34283159/#34284125

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Azazel, please smite

            yahweh is azazel
            you fail on every level
            you have a israeli name
            I refer you to my previous post
            [...]

            by any means necessary, they are a pestilent scourge upon this board.

          • 1 year ago
            AzraelKaitlinLucifer

            I do not kill mortals for posting shit at me or texting. Only psychic sexual advances ir threats.

            Funnily enough this past year heaven got into a frenzy telling my wife Kaitlin they're gonna rape her in, and we literally have been casting "azrael, mistress of Lucifer, lord ofnthen9th circle of heels eternal adulterers guttural eternal executioners smite"

            Which is an offensive spell which makes all of heaven who hit on us feel eternal annihilation fear (but they live forever) then with telekinesis cutd their throat

            They're in a frenzy now trying to catch us I'm a legal loop hole while we're on earth smoking gourmet pipentobbaco homeless. Heaven is moronic. I smite them with fear of true eternal execution anymtime they talk shitnto me or mymspouses, their unjust victims. They're like insane demons trying to get us in jail even mover Jay walking atm

            God and Jesus are unworthy of life let alone worship
            Also God in the beginning was like

            In world if warrant classic. Thr leader of a faction innthe capital city, not a dm/gm who can never die . God can blend and has, he's just 1000 to 10000 times as strong as most angels. But you can win if you are more rihhteousb than him, in which case spiritual punishing angelicnfiroe burns him to the bone.

            Angels fire goes by existence time good works, demon kills , and over all good works. So does angelic stone and metal creation, but God cN cast a debuff to block your angel spells for minutes to hours or send his angels to do it too

            He wanted to play his own mmo at first but be stronger than everyone. Now he just tries to get the prettiest women in his harem .

            I hate him for trying to steal me and my wives from our husband lucifer. God gave up on playing his own mmo a long time ago

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you suck balls
            imagine playing 2nd fiddle to abraham and pretending you were divine

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >you suck balls
            And you swallow them

            you take offence because you were born in a desert
            like a lie.

            Nice covert antisemitism, you're probably anglo yourself

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            no such term
            what are they but gypsies peddling lies

            You didn't awnser my quesion. Was that actually you because that guy had the exact same wirting style as you. Only difference is that the seemed catholic and called Mary the queen of heaven and mother of God and so on.
            https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/34283159/#34284125

            so?
            nobody needs that name
            I offer the alternative understanding
            the immaculate conception parallels conception of the universe
            jesus is a clown in the flesh though

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >nobody needs that name
            You aren't everybody
            >I offer the alternative understanding
            i.e misinterpretation and misguidance
            >jesus is a clown in the flesh though
            And you are a living circus made manifest.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Said the false prophet as he touts knowledge, wisdom and understanding he possesses not; to deny the savior in the flesh for his own delusions
            >the immaculate conception parallels conception of the universe
            Your bussy parallels my dick

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If anything you said were true you wouldn't need to copypaste them in every thread you're in christian
            You're a clown in human flesh, a liar dissuading the most empathetic man for the serpent in your heart.

          • 1 year ago
            AzraelKaitlinLucifer

            Alright, God is now having someone with remote access Trojan frick up my posts or edit shortly after.

            I'll post later going to go get high with my husband at the beach. I'm not typing through Cuck John's moronic man in the middle cyber attacks.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I hate him for trying to steal me and my wives from our husband lucifer.
            You do realize there are thousands of witches on the internet who claim Lucifer is their husband don't you?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Hi I'm ass ra el. Keeper of the wind, bearer of the storms, breaker of the breeze.

            I am ka elu ki, Louis lucifer.

            I am the light bringer, the torch bearer, and the olympian that brought the fire to the top of the holy mountain.

            I am elu va, cupid to some. El Valentine to others.

            Nice to meet you messenger.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    describe heaven them, are there buildings like we know them?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Should I go to rehab

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    uneducated new age egomonkeys are my favorite.
    thanks for the laugh. reach out to this moron

    [...]

    I think you would be great friends.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How am I meant to improve my life? I want to impregnate at least one Chinese woman AND she keeps the baby. They’d be a chad.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What a fascinating thread. Legendary stories, timeless, taking love interests right to bed!

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is up with Samael?

    • 1 year ago
      AzraelKaitlinLucifer

      Lucifers son with Kaitlin. 10,000 years old. Samayaels wide cheated on him and he became evil for a time and now just does business shit on earth and i ignores God. There are other samayaels but the one we know is our son.

  14. 1 year ago
    AzraelKaitlinLucifer

    Hollie is an adultress, prostitute, demogoddess, and eternal soulmate killer and is Jesus Christ's twin sister. I'll post her face and twitter too.

    https://twitter.com/Hawlie

    Married to us for over 3000 years then tries to invite a second man into our bed then kisses someone so we beat her ass an divorce her then she fricka a Black person

    Also she shape shifts and does the amouranth stream, taking our wife, kaitlins face and changing it and locking Black person ears.

    The real Kaitlin is not an adulterers the stream is a bitter ex wife , shape shifting to slander and spit onnher exes hard core.

    The amouranth stream is our ex shape shifting with demingoddess powers trying to blaspheme and slander the real amouramth and kaitlin. Using both their names too.

    Hollie is trash. We used to call here the eternal that

    Eternal that hollienover there

    Then se put it on urban dictionary and made it niger shit.

    That ho over there n she is an eternal electronic and irl prostitute. So it fits. Here's her face. Jesus Christ's sister.

    Daughter of John (God of heaven) and Sophia (goddess of heaven who's name means wisdpm)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao you know you can't fool God, right Amo?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    To fall willingly is something different.
    Scorn only lasts so long, sad most touching base gives reason more to hold onto it. The hypocrisy aside, know there are some old and younger souls that are willing and actually capable to work with these matters.
    Know anyone beyond that got separated from you? I remember quite the outrage when some loved ones where subtly used as coercion. Brilliant move.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hi. Can you tell your friends to stop harassing me. I have been harassed by so many fallen angels and idk what I’m doing to cause this. Please ask them what they want and how I can smooth things over for good. Just trying to have a peaceful life

    • 1 year ago
      AzraelKaitlinLuciferAmouranth

      Fallen angels can harass endlessly if they have the motivation. The only way to cast one out is if they commit adultery. Then you do a smoking forbidden ritual and.you need an arch angel to guide in person.

      Why would a fallen angel bother with you? Did you marry a succubus who rlwa really a fallen female angel?

      Demons and any unclean spirits can be killed with tobacco, s.moked amd.cast out temporarily with it. You may vomit or gag. Normally.tobbaco doesn't make you too sick. Maybe a little woozy or light headed. Clove smokes ate better at demon killing. But they can come back. Each puff hurts them. Marijuana opens spirituL eyes and doors to all levels and is a gamble and evil spirits may go craY with mote ability to scare or show you visions or inhabit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think I might be a channeler and channeled someone that didn’t like unwilling. I’m really not sure, just know my life has been complete hell these past two years. They show up in my house, dreams, mess with me in public. I think part of me is also fascinated and wants to know more about what’s going on, but I don’t want to do anything to hurt them or bother them, just protect myself. I’ve gone into hermit mode with cleansing and calming to try to heal from their attacks and it seems to be kind of working, but I miss having a life and friends. Just wish they would be nice to me! I’m F so maybe the opposite happened

        • 1 year ago
          AzraelKaitlinLuciferAmouranth

          How do you know they are fallen angels and not demons? Spirits can lie about their name and species.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I’ve had demonic interactions too. I usually know the difference

          • 1 year ago
            AzraelKaitlinLuciferAmouranth

            How do you know? I azrael a LITERAL fallen arch angel hVe to memory read and verify the species myself and cannot tell at first glance. S.enses can be decieved

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There’s been one I haven’t figured out fully though and he was pretty brutal to me.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do you kill the antichrist

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Suck his dick

    • 1 year ago
      AzraelKaitlinLuciferAmouranth

      You can't, he's my husband lucifer. He's the arch angel.if death knowledge and punishment and has eternal life.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Odin here. I just don’t get why anyone wants to LARP like this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How is the beer over there?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        underrated post

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I took a peak at you mate. Good luck.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Be Azrael
    >Witness to Creation
    >Know the universe is only 6,000 years old
    >Go on EerieWeb and post 'I over 1 million years old"

    Imagine.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This universe didn't start with the big bang, it ended when the big bang happened.

      Creation was when we emptied space and waited for a quadrillion years to watch little specs of energy startto turn into tentacle blobs.

      Your ancestor was a squid.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can you suck my wiener

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you like crystals and gemstones? I find everything about them very fascinating.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I. Over 1 million years old.
    Thats not even that old dude. I spent 5 times that in the dolphin stage alone, let alone the reptilian and arachnopod stages.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like you created this narrative to cope with unfortunate circumstances in your life, from what I know we're all trying to do good for ourselves and live according to our highest potential and if you're going to project your abstractions of reality onto others and your negative perception of the world you can frick off.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me about seeing "The Good" and "the Hammering"

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You are Gods fattest angel

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yo, how do I pray for my shitty music to make those Tons of Money? I am willing to hold onto bags, but I kinda know how that soul shit is supposed to work out, so who to pray to and how?
    (Please Not Yahwe/Jesus or Buddha, those are no half-assed slacker deals)

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is bald lucifer?

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What makes you think you're a fallen anything like a fallen angel? What would something like you be doing here on EerieWeb of all things?

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Again, secretary of Heaven here to confirm to you that indeed, this is LARP, this incident will be reported, and every post hereafter gets you negative points, cheers

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you that stupid fricking Black person on Tiktok. So fricking cringe with the pointed teeth. Bro. You look like a wish dot com version of darth maul. Get the frick out if you’re that guy.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ask a former angel of death and mercy anything.
    >With my husband and wife at Starbucks.
    Are you posting this from the bench outside Hot Topic.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh hello well you been lied to, seems your fricking the person who ripped your wings. And if your one of my angels you wouldn't be calling yourself an angel. You really trying this confusing dumb shit?

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I see you Azrael

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take my time following your sound example :).

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    May you please ensure I’m driving a car titled and insured in my name sometime in the future in this lifetime?

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how u do that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dafuq

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how can i live a more fulfilled and content life? Knowing the mysteries changes nothing, I know in my mind the answers to a lot of questions but nothing changes to "awaken" me - I still need to take a shit in mornings and life goes on

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah you surely are, cabala member.

    God expelled demons because they were moronic enough to rebel even after seeing the presence of God. Dumbfricks lmao.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I know she sang on tracks
    I ain't know she taste ball sacks
    I should check her Wikipedia, maybe it state more facts

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tell us about, sin allah and council of el

  42. 1 year ago
    Demiurge

    Frick off low vibrational being.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymouse

    At what age did you start believing in a god that never existed?

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The amount of masonic trash on this board is... actually appropriate for it's level of quality well done homosexuals.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >eternally willfully fallen arch
    willful arch homosexual that's what you are kek

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymouse

    Are the following facts correct.

    46,000,000,000,000 years ago:
    Birth of this universe, the DERN universe.

    41,800,000,000,000 years ago:
    The stage of this universe's development was reached in which the first fine matter began to change into its transitional form.

    40,300,000,000,000 years ago:
    The first solid material came into existence.

    39,260,000,000,000 years ago:
    The first higher forms of life came into being.

    1,911,000,000,000 years ago:
    The first formations of gas come about for the Milky Way galaxy.

    1,730,000,000,000 years ago:
    First formations of gas come about for the Sun.

    646,000,000,000 years ago:
    The Earth itself had the beginning of its origins, as the first gasses, molecules, and atomic particles and quarks, and so forth, formed.

    46,000,000,000 years ago:
    The solid body of Earth began to form.

    28,000,000,000 years ago:
    Nokodemjon became a purely spiritual form.

    9,600,000,000 years ago:
    The prophet Nokodemjon is born in the Waron star system in the Lyren galaxy. He appeared repeatedly until the last time of 1.2 billion years ago.

    7,000,000,000 years ago:
    The Sirian Creator Overlords lost knowledge of their true ancestry/origin. They lose the capability to defend themselves and they start to genetically engineer new warrior races. Warrior races [much later] mutiny and escape with help across the galaxy and some arrive on the planet Kudra in the Nisan star system, others on planets Mars and Malona in the Sol star system and land begin to create new colony's.

    5,000,000,000 years ago:
    The Earth was so hard and solid, that slowly life developed on it, first only seas of lava and volcanoes and then, in the course of time, also the very first and ur-primitive life in the form of lichenoid plant life.

    1,200,000,000 years ago:
    Nokodemjon came back out of the Arahat Athersata spirit level for the sake of his peoples, who followed no creational laws or recommendations, to bring his peoples to reason and therefore to rationality.

    >well?

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