ask a dragonborn who has read the real elderscrolls anything

ask a dragonborn who has read the real elderscrolls anything

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you still have access to the Elderscrolls?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah you can seek them out in the akashic records, though if you are worthy you can eventually read the translated version of the internet and even make some sense of them

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how can i summon the real hermaeus mora?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      make yourself worthy for it, call on him with your mind, love and fearlessness can be important traits,
      if you really need his assistance you might get it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is he really who or what you are looking for? be my guest, dont expect him to magically appear in your room or that he ever will, ive heard stories of people teleporting to places and universes when they wanna be in their original dimension again, i have never really tried summoning him so i might not be the right one to ask, do the research and find out, odds are the seeker will find

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm not that type, if i mess it up and end up strayed then i would face whatever came my way.
        he may not really be what i seek, but i would take up anyone willing to help maliciously or not.
        after all there's a lesson to be learned there.

        make yourself worthy for it, call on him with your mind, love and fearlessness can be important traits,
        if you really need his assistance you might get it

        That's the problem, its hardly possible to any human to actually get the attention of something so beyond.
        a signal must be created or the equivalent, if it attracts other things and doom me, then so be it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what i once did was writing a c# algorithm that generates random numbers and then checks them for dubs and palindromes, that could have been a signal. though you could find a way create signals optimizing them to use low energy, that might relate to the p=/=np or p=np problem if i understood that correctly. you just gotta think the right thoughts for it, thoughts propagate through the universe and some do faster without putting much energy into it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the issue is that humans arent using really universally stable languages thats why there are so many misunderstandings among them.

          Vampires or werewolves
          Imperials or stormcloaks
          Would you marry Serena if you could
          Join the dark brotherhood or eliminate them
          Choose wisely

          vampires, for various reasons, they arent always bad
          its been a long time since i played the game, back then i joined the stormcloaks but the story took a sad turn afterwards that i cant remember
          >Would you marry Serena if you could
          definitely
          >Join the dark brotherhood or eliminate them
          Choose wisely
          in the game i joined the dark brotherhood because it seemed like a fun adventure and it was, more quests, but they had it coming i guess
          being honest

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You have failed the test, sorry

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              never expected to succeed it anyhow

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is there really a test, or is this you fucking with people

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Little of column a, little of column b

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                let me pass gandalf pls i'm kawaii

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do I pass or fail

                >Vampires or werewolves
                Vampires
                >Imperials or stormcloaks
                Stormcloaks
                >Would you marry Serena if you could
                I'm not worth marriage
                >Join the dark brotherhood or eliminate them
                Neither

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You got a passing grade but just barely

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                C's get degrees. What is the point of this test

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why does he get to pass the grade bearly i wanna hes answer didnt much better

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You got a passing grade but just barely

                *barley

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              how to pass tents

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *test

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HM is just Thoth with more tentacles

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      think about this
      "by merely thinking about it i make it real that my request travels to a world where hermaeus is real and understands my request"

      alter to your liking

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i heard somewhere its called the omnipotence paradoxon
        "merely by thinking about it i make it real"
        sorry for blabbering too much

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he hasn't achieved CHIM yet
    NGMI

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah any advice if you wanna give?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Open up the bethesda creation kit or install some mods. I recommend the porn mods.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it real, are dragon spirits incarnate? Thank you for your time and service

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i thank you.
      yeah but very rare they often hang out in the hood and are very string

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want to live in the ghetto and be in jail lol.... I think you're accurate

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i am often in the hood, not sure if it can be described as a ghetto, i like it there though i watch my back

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Very neat, I'd rather describe it as you did as well

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should ask Hogni the Furious about this, he is the Dragonborn

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dragonborn
    >real elderscrolls
    What dragons?

    Goddamn roleplayers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was Dragonlings in Daggerfall

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >in Daggerfall
        I meant "what dragons IRL" but okay.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vampires or werewolves
    Imperials or stormcloaks
    Would you marry Serena if you could
    Join the dark brotherhood or eliminate them
    Choose wisely

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my honest feelings about it is also i am a nice person and what happened to the dark brotherhood really saddened me. they got themselves into too much shit and thats what happens sometimes, who knows whos to blame, i dont remember anymore, i liked the part with the night mother lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my honest feelings about it is also i am a nice person and what happened to the dark brotherhood really saddened me. they got themselves into too much shit and thats what happens sometimes, who knows whos to blame, i dont remember anymore, i liked the part with the night mother lol

      Matthew 26, 26:52 does seem to have truth to it and can hold true in many ways
      but is it universal truth or do people just want it to be true? i am not certain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Vampires or werewolves
      Vampires
      >Imperials or stormcloaks
      Stormcloaks
      >Would you marry Serena if you could
      I'm not worth marriage
      >Join the dark brotherhood or eliminate them
      Neither

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Vampires or werewolves
      Werewolves have better perks, and the Companions are bro-tier and have the best waifu who isn't Yshtola or Breylna. I think I just have a crush on their voice actress.
      >Imperials or stormcloaks
      Imperials. Stormcloaks are just fucking things worse. And they're racist.
      >Would you marry Serena if you could
      Yeah, probably.
      >Join the dark brotherhood or eliminate them
      I'm not big into killing people, I like to play Sneak/Speech/Illusion/Alteration with Conjuration as a worst case scenario.

      I've been playing John Constantine.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >And they're racist.
        Not racist just don’t like em (elves). Simple as. Souffern cunts can fuck off as well, buncha pooftas

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vampires
      Imperials
      Yes
      Join them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hard fail

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Which answers? All of them? Checked btw.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Vampires or werewolves

      They both have some cool quests and great lore but I don't usually play as them and good enchantments can do most of the work that their perks do without any of the penalties.

      >Imperials or stormcloaks

      Stormcloaks have a valid claim against the Empire for betraying the Talos cult and the Nords but the Empire needs to keep Skyrim or they won't really have much of an empire left. I don't have a personal preference but Talos is a tower and needs to be protected or Mundus will collapse.

      >Would you marry Serena if you could

      No.

      >Join the dark brotherhood or eliminate them

      I like the quest where you get to kill the Emperor for a member of the imperial council and the monologue that comes after when you turn in the quest i think he alludes to some kind of transformation of the empire and a new age.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Op is only self sucking moron. Most likely jerks off to a lusty argonian maid and does daedra worsipping secretly.. real dragonborn are mythical creature from scandinavian mythology (edda) and he's name is Sigurd and by reference in kalevala he is väinämöinen or thats my assumption since the same kind of hero appears on both mythos.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why thats very unfriendly of you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Im sorry friend didnt mean to offend anyone just hopping in the discussion 🙂 i was just playing skyrim about an hour ago and its my favorite game most definitely. i've been playing it nonstop since the release in 2011...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          didnt much offend me i found it funny
          i just like writing fantasy stories is all

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i love the game though it has so many bugs that i couldnt fix with console

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but thanks for the info, i know that book you mentioned

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Merlinvs

    The real elder scrolls cannot be read, you read something else, be careful!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you mean they cant be seen or they cant be translated? i would like to know more.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ever read something that can cause you to have infinite bad luck? being able to guess what will likely happen because of the ukraine russia conflict and not seeing any way to do anything about it? not being able to help?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      perhaps the real elder scrolls you are talking about would give an answer to the situation

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what does cum taste like?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on diet, Satan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some guy who has synesthesia says it tastes like the number 2VPGN

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are traps gay?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The correct answers to the test is that 1, 2, and 4 don’t matter but Serena should not be married because she’s used goods

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is the point of the test?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you get to the Cloud District very often?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seen any elves lately?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When does the new album by Young Scrolls drop?
    https://youtube.com/c/youngscrolls

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