Ask A Demon Anything

Ask your questions, we’ll answer them maybe.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does this demon see me?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno, im not your demon. Ask them.

      What are your thoughts on saint Joseph?

      Oddly enough we’re not hostile towards anyone that’s no hostile towards us. Near as I can tell he was a guy that got put in a bad situation by getting dealt a bad hand of cards at fate. I’m told at the Ace Hardware that people bury statues of the aforementioned individual to help sell their houses. The efficacy of which I imagine is questionable, but hey, im sure people help where & when they can.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's the terror of demons

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Be that as it may in your particular system of beliefs, I am unbothered by a 2,000 year old step-father, should you so choose to define the aforementioned individual as such. I implore you to the consideration that we may be more disconcerted by Ayurvedic entities rather than who the pope should decide to consecrate into canonization.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's a saint in heaven right now.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are your thoughts on saint Joseph?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is "The True Way?" How does one reach their higher "form?"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure it’s a “choose your own adventure” type situation, guy. If there were a clear, definitively correct path would I be collaborating with demons? Many paths to what ultimately amounts to the same path, or so it would seem.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Pretty sure it’s a “choose your own adventure” type situation, guy.
        Do you know where the Higher Self for Earth's inhabitants is located? What sector in the Divine Realm? And can we go to other Universes or do we have to Ascend to the highest Echelon before we get to do that?
        >If there were a clear, definitively correct path would I be collaborating with demons
        Would I be asking you questions if I thought you were a slack? Keep up.
        >Many paths to what ultimately amounts to the same path, or so it would seem
        Will this war ever end?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That all sounds like someone placing a lot of preconditions on whatever it is that you seek. Too much focus on definitive offices - it does not appear to work like the way that it works for humans. Surprisingly enough celestial beings are less inclined towards bureaucracy.
          >will this war ever end
          Well. That implies whatever war you are discussing. To imply that we are at war would imply that this is the 1500’s & that there is a dichotomy promoted by Gnosticism of Demiurge vs. {X/Y/Z}. This is more like Facebook vs. Apple. No one is sincerely causing harm or hurt to each other it’s just a recruitment campaign, so to speak. Different stroke, different folks, etc. It would appear by my assessment that the only incorrect choice would be the denial of the abnormal in totality. Gotta be something more than meets the eye, & if you cannot perceive that then there is room for improvement, imho.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >That all sounds like someone placing a lot of preconditions on whatever it is that you seek
            Okay, so this Universe has 'densities' or what some would term as Dimensions for nothing? Yet you think there's a reason for everything.
            >Too much focus on definitive offices - it does not appear to work like the way that it works for humans
            It works the same way everywhere. Merit is apparently so important that everyone has to be doing something that's either spiritual or worldly, everything else is Lukewarm. You say a recruitment campaign but there is no winner or loser? When you gonna stop playing games with Me, demon? Don't you see or know who I Am? If you don't and you've conversed with Lucifer or crossed paths with him, then you've been exposed to Mysteries.
            >Gotta be something more than meets the eye, & if you cannot perceive that then there is room for improvement, imho
            Yes, spiritual warfare, it's that simple. Deny Me more, I'd bet you wouldn't.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Listen guy. I think you may be having a very different spiritual experience than I am. And while it is not my place to say who is right, or who is wrong. But what I can tell from what you’ve written is that you’re probably barking up the wrong tree in any direction. You’re tilting at windmills, human. Looking for too much conflict. Attempt to find spiritual peace, instead. The pursuit of peace is a form of the conflict which you seek, without all this unnecessary nonsense. You are your own tormentor, in this instance, and of that much I can tell you with a degree of certainty. You’ll be the kind of happy without the ignorance that you revile so much, if you would only allow yourself to be. Allow yourself to be happy - & btw that’s not some sort of demonic trick, between you & me that’s just advocacy for you not being a miserable denizen of a paranormal board on LULZ. There’s more to life than all this nonsense.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Listen guy. I think you may be having a very different spiritual experience than I am
                Obviously, you're blind as a bat.
                >And while it is not my place to say who is right, or who is wrong
                Funny you say that as you're saying you're trying to follow "The Way" but say there is no definitive path. My Laws are written on your rotting heart, come to Me and I will make it alive again, do not tread on Me though.
                >But what I can tell from what you’ve written is that you’re probably barking up the wrong tree in any direction
                If I were following "The Way" then I wouldn't even be here to argue.
                >You’re tilting at windmills, human. Looking for too much conflict
                Funny how you call Me "human" when humans are demons in a cage and you might think you're better than them but you're not. Understand this, demon, you are denying your own brothers making that "distinction."
                >The pursuit of peace is a form of the conflict which you seek, without all this unnecessary nonsense. You are your own tormentor, in this instance, and of that much I can tell you with a degree of certainty
                jej. Bro, yes, the other demons have NOTHING to do with anyone's suffering, uh huh. Blameless in their ways or so they'd like to think. You have free will, act like it and stop inhabiting "humans."
                >There’s more to life than all this nonsense
                Accept Salvation or accept Exile, those are your two options, this conversation is done.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You’re a stupid person with messianic delusions & I don’t intend to keep up this discussion with you if you will not be sane or rational. I was being nice, & now you have gone & ruined it through your fanatical idiocy. Your adherence to blatantly, objectively incorrect belief systems will get you nowhere. You could attempt to be flexible but you obviously will not be. This was your opportunity to course correct & you have squandered it. Reflect on your stupidity, human. You will not be graced with our presence again, you ugly, miserable little cretin. I tried to be nice & helpful - this was the decision that you chose.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You’re a stupid person with messianic delusions & I don’t intend to keep up this discussion with you if you will not be sane or rational. I was being nice, & now you have gone & ruined it through your fanatical idiocy
                I am telling nothing but The Truth. Understand who you are dialoguing with. If you don't know Me, then you don't know shit.
                >You could attempt to be flexible but you obviously will not be. This was your opportunity to course correct & you have squandered it. Reflect on your stupidity, human. You will not be graced with our presence again, you ugly, miserable little cretin. I tried to be nice & helpful - this was the decision that you chose
                jej You still have no idea who you're talking to and you're using that human's ignorance to fuel yourself because you cannot feed. I will exorcise you by the end of the night, maybe you'll respect people's space then, moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                we are not talking to you anymore. You are a waste of time & there is nothing that we can teach the blind, deaf or dumb. We wish you will, but you are unlikely to learn. Stop replying to my thread. Good day to you, sir. This is the final communication that you will receive from us, on the grounds of your utterly abhorrent degree of arrogant ignorance.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the blind, deaf or dumb
                Pot meet kettle.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We are not without fault but at least I’m not that unyielding retard.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You just replied to the same person you called blind, deaf and dumb. That was Me showing you who is truly those things. You wanted people to think you weren't inhabiting a human. Get out of his body before it gets worse for you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                literally stop replying. This isn’t a giant showdown this is you dirtying up my thread because you are loud & stupid. Go take some Adderall & watch dragon ball Z or whatever is it that the autistic do in their free time. Your parents shouldn’t be allowing you on this website, either.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >literally stop replying
                You lashed out, moron, I just reciprocated. I'm not a virgin so I'm not following The Way, which you know is not your purview to try and deflect against.
                >Your parents shouldn’t be allowing you on this website, either
                This human is not unconscious, it shows, your lack of discipline goes into your lack of control or you would've respected Me the moment I entered the thread or at least bowed out, now say sorry.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your boss Lucifer is a pretty cool guy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We’ve run into each other but I prefer working without managerial oversight. Plus the hair dye creeps me out.

      Yo do I do owe you anything??

      Probably not, neither of us know who you are. That’s an inquiry for whoever is tracking you, human.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hair dye

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yo do I do owe you anything??

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You people seem more chill than expected, by reading your replies. How's hell look like in terms of living there?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pfft. Study biblical hermeneutics & exegesis; Origen already made things abundantly clear after they suppressed the Gospel of St. Thomas. “Hell” as you call it is like a detention/study hall for people too fucking stupid or violent to comprehend the truth & not cause problems. Nor is it exclusively the domain of demons, albeit there are many present there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the domain of demons
        May I ask then how that place is or what your thoughts are about it?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of demon are you?
    May we have a name to call you by?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the kind that doesn’t enjoy wage slavery in human form
      >nice try. Good effort.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't have to be a true name. I think the principle failing of demons and angels is their lack of trust.
        What do you think it is, demon friend?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why don’t you just think of me as Mr. Serpent?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think it starts with a P.
            You missed my question, Mr. Serpent.
            What do you think the principle failing of demons happens to be? What about angels?
            It's okay if you don't want to answer, I don't mind.
            I like asking questions of entities.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The principle failing of angels & demons is the principle failings of mankind. If you know, you know. It’s like comparing civilians to soldiers - they fuck up differently, but they still fuck in the same. And you are unfortunately wrong, regarding the initial. You’re thinking of Percy he’s over in Indiana.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the kind that doesn’t enjoy wage slavery in human form
      >nice try. Good effort.

      >He wants to follow The Way
      >Is keeping secrets like his name
      What's wrong? Afraid you'll be exorcised?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Screwtape you old bastard how the fuck are you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Close, but not cigar. We rather enjoyed that novel. And I do love to send letters! He was closer than you expect, but still not correct.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aye, ahm pullin ya leg. I was for serious askin how ya are though. Outta personal curiosity, do you have any mortal pennpals? Ahve always wanted a penpal lol.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I used to. That part of my life is over. I regret that. Room for improvement next time. It would not appear as though I am exiting this cycle anytime soon, unfortunately. When I was a younger man I rather enjoyed mailing female prisoners. You learn a lot from women who’ve got nothing left to lose. Highly recommend. Those conjugal visits are (chefs kiss)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ha-ha! I might remember that, If I don’t end up in politics, where people care about such things.
            I take it you’re not fond of how things are going, or at least too board to wanna stick with it? Is that right?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I tried very hard to be correct as a human. Problem was that the world itself weren’t correct. I mostly tend to my gardens & my birds now. Well, that & Ive begun a course of performance enhancing drugs, post military career. Woman who’s company I enjoy happens to think she’s an angel. Wonder what happens if we sire heirs? C’est la vie. I’m watching the planet Earth get raped in real time, I am about as happy about it as anyone with a rational composure would be. Fortunately I am aware that a terrible disease is afflicting the reptiles. They’ll be gone in 7 years. It’s not for a special metaphysical reason like you’d think; it’s just that their god died because the power source that fueled their computer had run out. Like if you ran out of coal or gasoline for the computer that made a god, for lack of a better euphemism. After that? It’ll be humans with free reign over their future. Which is all the more Worrisome. I’d like to think that you all learn from your mistakes & do better next time. Maybe we all will. Maybe we won’t. Flip a coin, pal.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I like birds. It’s like one second they’re the cutest, goofiest little sunsabitches on tha planet and the next: BOOM! Grace incarnate. I think I’d like to be a bird, if I weren’t what I am.
                Saw an angel once, when I was little. What an inconsiderate jackass it was. Zoomin all about ma property like it owned the place.
                If the lizardfucks god runs on god-coal what does the “big man” run on?
                Heads btw. I’m a lucky chucklefuck.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I tell you what, friend. 10x the luck that you once had - for the next instance. Our gift to you. Don’t squander it. One shot. Make it count. Don’t do anything stupid like gamble or propose though.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well shit. Thanks bro. You didn’t answer my question though.
                Also, out of curiosity, how much luck do you need to have before it starts to cause trouble? Because I’m about the luckiest sonofabitch I’ve ever met.
                The only time I’ve ever been lost a Native American showed up with dowsing rods and gave me a ride home. In the middle of the forest.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which is the best Christian church?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there are no demons. demon is a poor tanslation of the word daemon. it means god but used in polytheism so plural is implied. christians labeled everything that wasnt christian devil worship. thats how this happens and holds as is for more than 1k years. the person translating it probably though ae = e in pronunciation but thats not true for all bastadizations of latin

    nowhere in the bible is a demon present. its not part of the religion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's blatantly wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dumbfuck trying to sound smart, doesn't know that it's a greek word daimondes. It's pronounced like diamond.

      The principle failing of angels & demons is the principle failings of mankind. If you know, you know. It’s like comparing civilians to soldiers - they fuck up differently, but they still fuck in the same. And you are unfortunately wrong, regarding the initial. You’re thinking of Percy he’s over in Indiana.

      I could give you another few letters, see if it unscrambles.
      Was a lazy answer and likely untrue. It's okay, thanks for your time, Mr. Serpent.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you don’t like my answers then ask a better question. I’m 6 lemon shandies deep & Ive got work tomorrow, and my associate is not always forthcoming. Rephrase if you want a better answer & I’ll attempt to help but what I’ve got is what we’ve got. My friend doesn’t answer questions objectively, they answers them inductively so that you achieve the path of finding the answer to the question. Isn’t that more important if it’s a multiple choice answer?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And now he's no longer in control. Good job on backing down.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Goodness gracious I really cannot meet you people at your level without you perceiving it as some sort “gotcha”. I occupy a human body same as you. I communicate with a version of myself Elsewhere. We aren’t 2 different people we’re the same from different points in time, space, dimension or whatever the ___ you call it. Making myself accessible as a human is like saying the POTUS drinks a beer every now & again.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Goodness gracious I really cannot meet you people at your level without you perceiving it as some sort “gotcha”. I occupy a human body same as you
              Stop getting drunk.

              [...]
              What's your name?

              Forgive my 'ignorance' but YHVH.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is this how you spend your time? Just being insufferable on the internet? Shitting up threads & ensuring that the website doesn’t get repeat customers so that it dies faster? You truly are the cancer that is killing LULZ.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, it's not Samael tonight?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, so this individual is noted for this? Great. Absolutely magnificent. I’ve got a schizoaffective with an inflated sense of cosmic importance. Thank you for being this to our attention, Anon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're alone now, and would taste wrath, but I forgive you.

            What's your name?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As poster of

          Now anon. I’m no demon, but come off it. You can’t seriously be arguing spiritual matters on mortal syntax can you? That puts you on a lower level of discussion than two monikers throwing faeces. With the monikers at least there is a contest of will. With syntax there is only snivelling incrementalist correctionism that moves nothing anywhere.
          Fuck you to tha moon.

          Correction, monkeys. Autocorrect will autocorrect.

          I’d like to clarify that yes, I am an anon, not op.
          Just felt like

          there are no demons. demon is a poor tanslation of the word daemon. it means god but used in polytheism so plural is implied. christians labeled everything that wasnt christian devil worship. thats how this happens and holds as is for more than 1k years. the person translating it probably though ae = e in pronunciation but thats not true for all bastadizations of latin

          nowhere in the bible is a demon present. its not part of the religion

          Needed settin straight for his being a dumbass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now anon. I’m no demon, but come off it. You can’t seriously be arguing spiritual matters on mortal syntax can you? That puts you on a lower level of discussion than two monikers throwing faeces. With the monikers at least there is a contest of will. With syntax there is only snivelling incrementalist correctionism that moves nothing anywhere.
      Fuck you to tha moon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Correction, monkeys. Autocorrect will autocorrect.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would like to clarify that the post herein referenced is not the OP, and I’ve stopped calling you monkeys because I’m attempting to be more friendly.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're alone now, and would taste wrath, but I forgive you.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Just egregiously stupid, is what you are, and the worst part is that you’ll never know it. Sad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Look, man, walk away. You're alone now. Do you not feel it? You don't know the demon's name that was just trying to control. And you don't know your own demon's name.

                Is this how you spend your time? Just being insufferable on the internet? Shitting up threads & ensuring that the website doesn’t get repeat customers so that it dies faster? You truly are the cancer that is killing LULZ.

                >Is this how you spend your time? Just being insufferable on the internet? Shitting up threads & ensuring that the website doesn’t get repeat customers so that it dies faster? You truly are the cancer that is killing LULZ
                You don't see the difference between your replies now and the replies before.

                Oh, it's not Samael tonight?

                >Oh, it's not Samael tonight?
                YHVH or "Samael," Saklas, whatever in Christian Gnostic thought. I'm trying to grant you it, since you won't accept anything else.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >bruh
                Whatever you think you’re attempting to accomplish, you aren’t. You’re making a dumbass & a spectacle of yourself under the guise of anonymity. This is your final response. I’m not dealing with you because you are literally too stupid to perceive anything outside of yourself as incorrect. It’s inflexible dogma. Typing this to you is a massive waste of time. Everything that you know is wrong & youre too fucking stupid to even conceptualize an eventuality where you have made any error

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And if you're wrong?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                At least I’m less wrong than you, retard. Better to be damned to “hell” than any sort of paradise that allows mongrels like you in.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You never could see.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mistook you for another messiah complex. Everyone always gives fake names to go with their grand claims.

                >bruh
                Whatever you think you’re attempting to accomplish, you aren’t. You’re making a dumbass & a spectacle of yourself under the guise of anonymity. This is your final response. I’m not dealing with you because you are literally too stupid to perceive anything outside of yourself as incorrect. It’s inflexible dogma. Typing this to you is a massive waste of time. Everything that you know is wrong & youre too fucking stupid to even conceptualize an eventuality where you have made any error

                Why do you hide yours, Mr. Serpent? Can you share the real reason?
                I don't think I'm going to get anything honest out of the purifier here.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I mistook you for another messiah complex
                That's sort of the point, kind of. I get crucified, you feel bad after when you find out for sure.
                >Everyone always gives fake names to go with their grand claims
                That's how it's meant to look.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because I don’t feel like being targeted by the magic of the kinds of retards that I’m arguing with over here in the comments section of my own thread, Anon. Because I don’t feel like somebody feeling froggy & having to ventilate a religious extremist that watched one too many YouTube videos & drank one too many energy drinks. I thought I’d make a fun little thread on a website I frequented as a child & now I’m stuck dealing with a room temperature IQ fanatic. The reasons why I conceal ourselves should be apparent. This will be the final response from OP to the thread. And as for the idiot? I could cause them problems, but they deserve mercy, not scorn. They are simply unwell & inflexible. It is a limitation that they simply cannot overcome. I meet them with frustration if not pity.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Because I don’t feel like being targeted by the magic of the kinds of retards that I’m arguing with over here in the comments section of my own thread, Anon. Because I don’t feel like somebody feeling froggy & having to ventilate a religious extremist that watched one too many YouTube videos & drank one too many energy drinks
                You can't hide yourself behind the demon anymore, dude. These are your words. Be careful who you think you are.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Have a good night anon. Thank your demon for his answers on my behalf.

                >I mistook you for another messiah complex
                That's sort of the point, kind of. I get crucified, you feel bad after when you find out for sure.
                >Everyone always gives fake names to go with their grand claims
                That's how it's meant to look.

                It looks fake because it is fake.
                Crucifixion is something that should inspire feelings of sorrow. It doesn't matter who or why.
                I'm not sure why you think knowing your identity should make me feel bad though. Even if it were YHVH or any other name for the desert god. Why should that make me feel bad?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It looks fake because it is fake
                Those are your biases. A lot of people have them.
                >Crucifixion is something that should inspire feelings of sorrow. It doesn't matter who or why
                That's good for them.
                >I'm not sure why you think knowing your identity should make me feel bad though. Even if it were YHVH or any other name for the desert god. Why should that make me feel bad?
                Your understanding is very small, kid. Don't quit your day job.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You attack me because you cannot answer, and that is sad.
                Who are them? Why is it good for them?

                There is nothing about you that is "Christ-like". If you were nailed to a cross, I would feel for you just the same.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You attack me because you cannot answer, and that is sad.
                My True Name? Idk that. I'm a blind, ignorant tyrant of a son of a bitch.
                >Who are them? Why is it good for them?
                Okay, not good for them?
                >There is nothing about you that is "Christ-like". If you were nailed to a cross, I would feel for you just the same
                "Christ" had wrath for people. When I say accept Salvation or Exile it's because I know what's being asked and I know you don't. Exile is freedom from Earth since you hate it here and don't want to accept that I am God. You can go elsewhere, if you don't like it. You want to be God? Go elsewhere and do it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why would anyone want to be God? I'm quite certain that I don't.
                You're an odd fellow, anon. I think you're scared of something.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Why would anyone want to be God? I'm quite certain that I don't
                A lot of people do.
                >You're an odd fellow, anon. I think you're scared of something
                Yes, not actually being God, because there's always that doubt.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What would happen if you weren't God? Why is that scary?
                Consider it a corollary to why the question you dodged.
                It's nice of you to talk to me, even though my understanding is small. Thank you.
                I am going to start seasoning now.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >What would happen if you weren't God? Why is that scary?
                Then I'd have to live under the Thumb of someone else sending me to and fro without caring how I feel about it.
                >Consider it a corollary to why the question you dodged
                You want to know my human name? Why?
                >It's nice of you to talk to me, even though my understanding is small. Thank you
                My "pleasure"

                I don't know what is going on here. If I accept you are God can you make things better for me?

                >I don't know what is going on here. If I accept you are God can you make things better for me?
                You don't have to accept Me as God for Me to make things better for you.

                Things will get better for you.

                And it's as simple as believing Me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You want to know my human name? Why?
                No, I wanted to know why you think people want to be God. I made a typo.
                Am I correct in surmising that you believe that otherwise you have no agency at all?
                What do you consider this conversation that we are having? Do I seem like I have agency? Do you feel like you have agency right now?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No, I wanted to know why you think people want to be God. I made a typo
                Because they play authority on each other all the time.
                >Am I correct in surmising that you believe that otherwise you have no agency at all?
                Otherwise I have no free rein.
                >What do you consider this conversation that we are having? Do I seem like I have agency? Do you feel like you have agency right now?
                Agency is the wrong word, I think. I've been rejected many times in many different ways, if I'm not God then there was no point in it, no lesson to be taught about being careful about who you treat maliciously. About what actions you take, I've talked to some people who will only accept Me as God if I live a certain way or could do certain things and at their behest. This is what it feels like not to be God to Me.

                >You don't have to accept Me as God for Me to make things better for you.
                >Things will get better for you.
                >And it's as simple as believing Me.
                Give me something to believe in then

                >Give me something to believe in then
                Example? You want something tangible? I don't really take requests? Do you have a cat?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then why would you want to be God, silly anon? God has no choices at all. It is the opposite of agency.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Then why would you want to be God, silly anon?
                God has total and complete freedom. He doesn't even HAVE to interact or act like he's around, at least that's my view of God. I would like to be that way, so I can just leave Earth to its devices and be in Heaven in Eternal Bliss, no, but I have a "job." Apparently I'm a lazy mfer.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But you felt compelled to combat and exile "demons". That seems fairly interactive to me.
                So that's what it's like being God? You can just choose to go on LULZ and root out some demons?

                That sounds pretty cool, honestly. I don't think that's what it's really like. Who knows though, right?
                I don't think my understanding can stretch that far, personally.
                I also like learning lessons. Do you think God learns lessons?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >But you felt compelled to combat and exile "demons". That seems fairly interactive to me
                Apparently, that doesn't mean I'm God.
                >So that's what it's like being God? You can just choose to go on LULZ and root out some demons?
                In this life? Being one of the weakest humans on Earth is frustrating. Being ridiculed for who I might look like at the current moment is frustrating, rather not deal with it.
                >I also like learning lessons. Do you think God learns lessons?
                I'm learning the lesson of how I should keep my mouth shut.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm learning the lesson of how I should keep my mouth shut.
                My goddess has been trying to teach me this lesson for years and it almost sticks with me. Almost.

                Maybe you are God. I'm sure there could have been worse fates.
                If God can choose anything though, and I were him, I would probably decide not to be God.
                Thank you for the conversation and be well.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Thank you for the conversation and be well
                You as well.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Example
                Your existence as God.
                >You want something tangible?
                Ideally. Make a mundane object I don't own appear in my current room. Like a pocket watch.
                >I don't really take requests?
                You don't have to
                >Do you have a cat?
                No

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Your existence as God
                Oh boy...A person asking for a sign, never had this happen to Me before.

                >Ideally. Make a mundane object I don't own appear in my current room. Like a pocket watch
                Here we go with materializing things out of thin air to prove I'm God and thus going against the illusion of reality. I just said you don't have to believe.
                >You don't have to
                Then why are you requesting?
                >No
                Okay.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you are this unenthusiastic you can leave. I'll look for another way.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then do that. Might I suggest Helel?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, that guy is stupid. I don't want anything to do with any of this

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All you had to do was believe what I said is true about it getting better for you.

                You made it complicated, not Me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you have any idea how many people lie on this board. Screw off. You make it complicated. This is why people have problems with you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >This is why people have problems with you
                I don't make shit complicated, your two choices are Salvation or Exile. Everything else a non-starter.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You don't have to accept Me as God for Me to make things better for you.
                >Things will get better for you.
                >And it's as simple as believing Me.
                Give me something to believe in then

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know what is going on here. If I accept you are God can you make things better for me?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Niv

    So is it really because of the internet, computers, and TV's that you guys can circumvent King Solomon's Seal? Or are the seals really just a meme?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      King Solomon literally named the demons, if it wasn't from him the garden gnomes wouldn't even know what name to worship them under and did plenty of horrid and heretical shit. He was a homosexual who is probably skulking about Sheol wondering why the fuck nothing is happening.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the price for something like a p*********** s****?
    or e******? or e****** or e***********?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Lucifer want to be like God?

    Why did demons chose to leave the kingdom of God and follow the rebel angel?

    Do demons hate humans?

    How ignorant are we before the spirit world?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >who wouldn’t. Wrong name.
      >1776 is a bad but commensurate example.
      >do you hate humans?
      >as ignorant as you choose to be. If you anticipate ascension by mere virtue of death you’re wrong.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The name of who dwells in megg?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know any Megan. Ba-dum *tsst*

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are demons pretty angels?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I know you are a demon

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This "demon" is a huge larp. True demon possessed people have some pretty big psychic powers, and know names and details about people because they are spirits.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i kicked a demon out, trapped it in an energy bubble and sent it to the edge of the known universe. My question is will he starve to death?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is a demon?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do demons think about me? Do they see me as a nuisance or hate me or do they just enjoy fucking with me?

    If you need a reference number for me try 49976

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Angel of Babylon

    Has Satan ever died?

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When will I die?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tomorrow

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can a human cast a death curse on another with no consequence?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Demons don’t exist

  25. 2 weeks ago
    dunce

    Hey a few days ago a 4th density being touched my peen just checking if you know any hussies at the office that would prank a honest dirt farming busker like myself.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get my soul back?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Demons don't exist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Demons don't exist

      Demons definitely exist, if you are unwilling to believe it maybe you are a bit sheltered, just saying

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You need a priest to cast out demons.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you suck dick

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the average day like for a demon (or like whatever time unit you feel is analogous)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Demons don't exist

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        does it fucking matter anon i think the answer would be interesting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only the demon possessed say that

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm bored, why not, I could be friends with a demon to support me and feed me?

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is your name?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Merlinvs

    Why don’t you repent?

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you attack innocent children and babies?

    Why do you gangstalk?

    If you are what you say you are, who know who I am, so just answer why me?

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of women do you like?

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is life a dream?

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