Aries comedians

Eric Andre, Logan Paul, and Sam Hyde are all Aries

Anybody ever notice this?

The biggest left-leaning, normie-leaning, and right-leaning internet comedians of the 2010s are all Aries males

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit thread. Just stop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a flat earth thread for you

      [...]

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >names two comedians that have the same sign
        >names a kids YouTuber that turned into a boxer
        >”bro these two comedians and one social influencer have the same sun signs!”
        You will never be a woman

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Agree w this anon
          But the three guys your mentioned do have similar spirits. They super vivacious and egotistical but also feel the need to make themselves vulnerable and overshare

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Born during a season
    your mind adapts during your infancy to the outdoor weather
    your brain develops differently depending on the weather
    The zodiac is real

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not just the weather on Earth but astrological weather. The immense magnetospheres of the planets influence us in a profound way (especially Jupiter and Saturn). Even if they aren't connected to us physically the planets are as vital to transcribing who we are as our DNA.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The immense magnetospheres of the planets influence us in a profound way (especially Jupiter and Saturn).
        A magnet on your refrigerator has a stronger field where you are sitting than what you experience from any planet other than Earth. The fields of Saturn and Jupiter do not influence you at all. If you want to say there is some supernatural influence, fine, but trying to make it sound more legit by talking about magnetic fields is stupid.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Planets emit frequency and radiation naturally, as most other things do. These frequencies interact with something in the minds of living creatures, or more precisely creatures with consciousness. Of course, we are receiving these signals on delay, but the position in the firmament has to deal with the distance, and therefore ambient strength, of the signals emitted themselves.

          Did you know that astronauts go into space with a subsonic generator that continuously resonated Earth's own signature frequency to greatly protect their psyches during future long-term space exploration and habitation?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was born in December
      What did the dead of winter do to my infant brain?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mars is the ruler of Aries and Mars is the planet of comedy. A well-placed Mars indicates a funny person.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've always thought of Jupiter as humor. You know like the fat funny guy archetype.

      The Whitest Kids You Know dude who died is also an Aries.
      Aries is the exaltation of the Sun. It might just be that Sun in Aries desires attention, similar to Sun in Leo, but a Leo takes themselves to seriously, but an Aries doesn't, so they are better suited to comedy, with their rajasic personality.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >biggest
    Under what rock did you crawl out from under to impart this untruth?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are only three comedians?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >are all Aries males
    Well the biggest comedians are all going to be males, no need to btring that up. It's not /x/ish, it's just that modern female comics only know how to say the word "vagina" over and over again, hoping for uncomfortable laughter since they don't know how to be funny.
    At one time there were hilarious female comics, but that time is passed.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the four horsemen new atheists are all aries too

    richard dawkins
    christopher hitchens
    sam harris
    daniel dennett

    yeah i'll trust a pisces over an aries for insights on god and the afterlife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      even though aries came out of the big bang?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the Aries connection to humor:
    Mars loves to troll people. That's it.

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