51 thoughts on “Are zoomers bringing back the stache?

  1. Anonymous says:

    Moustaches have been trending for years by now, not really in the way you posted tho ,more like ironically and with mullets and shit

    • Anonymous says:

      yeah, I was at a law school graduation event, so I’d assume mid to late 20’s for most of them. Lots of mustaches and lots of mullets. They do this weird mohawk mullet thing too. White trash is in I guess.

      yes but they shouldn’t be and they’re doing it gayly

      agree, it looked super larpy and super gay

      Don’t hire any lawyer under 55.

    • Anonymous says:

      I’m trying to grow one but I hecking can’t. Idk why, my dad has no issue growing facial hair. He had a beard in his 30s.

      >mullet
      I’m thinking of getting a modern mullet w a perm. Should I?

      • Anonymous says:

        mostly just genetics, i’m in a similar position and my dad was the same as yours. we just have to wait to see how our genetics play out.

        the one thing I can recommend is to eat and drink as best you can cause that helps with growth.

    • Anonymous says:

      don’t do it if you’re not a hockey player

      It looks cringy
      Just clean shave or stubble

      Incels when women tell them how to dress: >:(

      Incels telling other men what kind of facial hair they can or cannot wear: :0 !!!

      • Anonymous says:

        anyone can tell me whatever they went, and i can tell anyone what i want. if you listen that’s on you

  2. Anonymous says:

    my friend (20) has a moustache
    Once a girl told him that he looks like a pedophile
    Also he was called "hitler" by some random kids like 3 different times
    I had a moustache for like a day and I liked it
    Other than that I’ve never seen a moustached zoomer
    Maybe only once but he was like 27 yo so…

    • Anonymous says:

      >Once a girl told him that he looks like a pedophile
      I feel like there’s 100% a way to get in a comeback to this while also hitting on her, but someone slicker than me would have to come up with it.

      • Anonymous says:

        let me cook
        >Well you look like a 17 yo, I’m not implying ANYTHING by the way
        >I was planning on stalking some middle schoolers but I can change my plans, are you free on saturday?
        t. virgin

  3. Anonymous says:

    I have a moustache because I dislike clean shaven face it looks unmanly, also I hate beard it’s normie tier and gross. It’s truly the only thing I’d imagine myself wearing ever

  4. Anonymous says:

    I grew one because my grandpa has one. Too many weird wish-they-were-art kids have them now so I’ve grown a goatee to go along with it.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Zoomers try and bring back everything from the past 60 years because they are incapable of independent thought and innovation. Then they promptly abandon whatever style they try because they look like shit and can’t figure out that simply aping whatever someone else wears doesn’t mean they’ll look good.

    Zoomies delenda est.

    • Anonymous says:

      >Zoomers try and bring back everything from the past 60 years because they are incapable of independent thought and innovation.
      Not to play devils advocate for zoomies but hasn’t everything been done already? What are they going to do, do some modernized spin on baroque 17th century clothing? Cell shaded steampunk borderlands fits?
      >Then they promptly abandon whatever style they try because they look like shit and can’t figure out that simply aping whatever someone else wears doesn’t mean they’ll look good.
      Accurate, you should dress based on your personal tastes/interests because at least then you’ll have some kind of foundation to work on without looking like you’re following a trend or dressing for a costume party

  6. Anonymous says:

    i go to my zoomoid buddys house sometimes and he watches these shitty youtube commentary zoomies and they all have le ironic moustaches and mullets often as well

  7. Anonymous says:

    No millenials are and trying to look like sleezy 70s porn producers mixed with australian white trash

    • Anonymous says:

      >mustache
      >gay
      You are the flaming gay here, you gay. A mustache has been the epitome of masculinity and a symbol of a man’s honor throughout human history. If you wanted to to humiliate a man, you’d shave his mustache off, because it made him look like a little boy or a woman.

  8. Anonymous says:

    i would have a stache if my mustache wasnt fully developed, its full of blank spaces. i look like an absolute pedo gay with a mustache

  9. Anonymous says:

    Moustaches make the jaw look weaker, so you need an absolute gigachad jawline to pull it off and not look like a gay walrus. Like the inverse of a beard.

  10. Anonymous says:

    No they’re not bringing it back. Zoomers only have a moustache ironically, to go with their ironic mullet.

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