>are you going to the Xmas party Anon?
>the whole office is going to be there!
>you better be there!
Why the fuck would I want to hang out with my co workers after work? I see them 2000 hours a year and they’re acting like im a bad guy for not going golfing and drinking with them
We're like a family here
>seething wagies
I had to do this at my old company, luckily at this one nobody gives a shit about anything like that.
Go, show your face for a bit, then dip
I thought i was gonna get fired after the last office party.
Lol me too. I got absolutely shit faced at the few parties I've been to when I first started.
Was an issue lol
i went to the christmas party at my old job. it sucked but i got to laugh at my 300 pound boss who drank too much wine and got really loud and weird.
that is absolutely not how a team player should act wagiebot #2837. stand up and do the wagie handclap dance 3 times IMMEDIATELY or your bonus this month is chopped!
The worst feeling in the world is sitting at the single men table at a company Christmas party.
Never again
why?
Happy to go do skoot ege? Fucking eetard
>Me at 2-3 works events per year where "partners" are invited for 5 years running
I don't think you should fake your personality
>you ever gonna bring someone to one of these?
Just ask a nice girl or boy out?
Why the fuck would i care about some random homosexual's life problems
>Why would I
To get your work wife drunk and finger bang her, of course
I unironically like christmas parties.
I always get shit faced at them too.
But it depends on how friendly you are with your coworkers.
Just arrive late when everyone is already tipsy/drunk with the music blaring loud, take a drink cling glasses with nearby coworkers, make sure to find your drunk boss and cling glasses with him as well exchanging a couple of "haha le party gud am i rite?" words, excuse yourself to the bathroom and just go home
That's it, 5 minutes max and you've done your part.
I did this and am now known as the weirdo who shows up to a party then leaves in 5 minutes
I will never understand these people. My coworker was excitedly suggesting how awesome it would be if we had uniform tshirts with our name embroidered on them. I honestly cannot believe people like that exist.
I'm the guy that plans these for my office, but everyone in my office is under 33, and there's only 10 of us, almost all men, despite working for a Fortune 100 company. So we have a massive budget to plan basically whatever we want. Usually our "Christmas party" is going to a sports game and then get a steak dinner and drinks. It actually is pretty fun.
This is insane though.
The kind of Christmas parties you guys are describing sound awful. Ours is just a fancy restaurant dinner with either a sports game or some activity like laser tag before. If we had to actually be in an office for that kind of thing I'd hate it too.
If I am going to be around any of the meheecans I have to work with for ten hours a day I better get fucking paid for it. Otherwise leave me alone.
The reason most of you hate your coworkers is the reason you should like office Christmas parties. In daily life, you only see your coworkers acting like wagebots and you hate them because of shallow they seem. But at the office Christmas party, the masks come off. People get drunk, talk about their feelings, cry, bond, hook up. And having seen them like that makes it more bearable to be around them the rest of the year, because you've seen what they're really like. Thanks for reading my blog post.
Should I bring my wife to the Christmas party if she’s really fucking fat or is it better to just pretend she’s sick and have people think I’m faking a wife?
Go and if there's any slightly attractive girl in HR fuck her after the party, I did that last party they did and I've never been called out again even when I leave shit in the toilet every other day, I even trade kava on my work's desk
You're a disgusting nagger fuck
seethe and mald about it schlomo
I just started this job last week but I'm gonna go to the party, if nothing else it's free three course meal and drinks