51 thoughts on “Are metal shirts effay?

  1. Anonymous says:

    I think they are more often than not /fashion/ because they are not afraid to use unique fonts and esoteric imagery. The Metallica font for example was very recognizable and unique, too bad it’s become very mainstream now though. The shirt you posted is alright maybe a bit too square for my liking but the font and image are nice. Thinking of getting pic related but not fully on board yet.

  2. Anonymous says:

    maybe, but they are not a get out of fashion jail free card for fatties with unkempt neckbeards to wear ugly combat boots and ill fitting black jeans

  3. Anonymous says:

    Metal is the cringiest loser garbage possible. You immediately identify yourself as a perma-loser perma-teenager who listens to unpleasant noise, going nowhere in life, refusing to grow up. Nobody thinks you look tough or cool, you look like a loser gay which is what every ‘metalhead’ is. You are immediately branded as an outcast loser who drinks and smokes weed with his loser metalhead friends and engages in cringey elitism using moronic terminology like "killer", "brutal", etc. Avoid at all costs, grow out of it as soon as you can, or you will go down the path of no return as a post 30 year old metal gay with thinning greasy long hair, stupid metal t-shirts working at a warehouse and going absolutely nowhere in life.

      • Anonymous says:

        lmao cope. How’s the warehouse job going? You going to reach the Voivod show? I heard the opener was "killer" maaan! hecking loser lol, imagine thinking the queers from FUBAR are cool and trying to emulate them.

      • Anonymous says:

        What are you angry at? Having a bunch of loser friends going nowhere in life and unloading trucks at a warehouse for minimum wage? kek

    • Anonymous says:

      I’m 47 and still living the metalhead life. I’m a night time janitor and get to play some brvtal metal ’cause nobody is around. Love going to shows still. I’m where I want to be in life, enjoying the hecking metal! So don’t you hecking judge me!

      • Anonymous says:

        Of course you’re a janitor loool. Muh being a teenager "having fun" forever! Soon you’ll be committing suicide like your other past their prime alcoholic "metal brothers" you absolute loser.

        • Anonymous says:

          You just can’t handle the metal!! Making you cry? Being a janitor is awesome, don’t have to deal with people, heck ’em. Can listen to metal all night long while at work, and then on the weekend, the money I made, have a shit ton of beers while rocking hard to metal! It’s hecking sweet.

    • Anonymous says:

      Came here hoping for a comment like this. It’s sad because the metalheads were my best friends in high-school but we never truly meshed. They were cool dudes, but eventually I started feeling like the outcast of the outcasts. To answer your question, avoid metal shirts completely unless you’re an avid fan.

      Yes

      I went to a soulfly/nailbomb show and got punched in the back of the head multiple times because people thought I was white power saluting in the pit. In their defense, I was.

      • Anonymous says:

        I was a metalhead myself, all of my high school friends were die hard metalheads. The ones that stayed in the scene are now ultra losers, mowing lawns, working at a warehouse, living in mom’s basement, addicted to alcohol and weed, ugly thinning long hair, still trying to relive their teenage fun days going to shows. It’s truly pathetic, a fate I do not wish on anyone, hence my aggressive post.

        • Anonymous says:

          >mowing lawns, working at a warehouse, living in mom’s basement

          Oh no! The big adult has to have a big house! Yeah, janitor guy here. I do live in my parents basement. But it’s like a whole floor. Like a small apartment. It’s hecking sweet. And last month, I mowed a handful of lawns for $20 on a Saturday afternoon, used it to purchase a bottle of bourbon for the Saturday night. That’s being productive, and and making a little extra money to have a good Saturday night.

          Are you stuck in a 9-5 you hate and a sexless marriage dude? Lol.

        • Anonymous says:

          Word, lots of youth sub-cultures seem to work like that. Stick around too long and all that’s left are the drugs.

        • Anonymous says:

          The salute was because I was super high on coke and drinking, it wasn’t an expression of my political views. What can I say, Nailbomb just sounds like marching music. Narrowly avoided all the people waiting outside the venue too. I even got yelled at by the band, my metalhead homies said they’d never seen anything like it.

    • Anonymous says:

      you can listen to metal music without looking like a neckbeard. Just don’t be a part of the cringy subculture.

    • Anonymous says:

      Got over metal a few years ago, but

      >cringiest loser garbage
      >immediately identify yourself as a perma-loser
      >perma-teenager
      >unpleasant noise
      >going nowhere in life
      >refusing to grow up
      >loser gay
      >you are immediately branded
      >engages in cringey elitism

      mfw when
      >spends 4 straight sentences repeating himself
      >spends 4 straight sentences engaging in cringey elitism
      >spends 4 straight sentences kvetching that others don’t conform like he does
      >all on hecking LULZ

      Time to stop posting, Jason

    • Anonymous says:

      >nooo people can’t enjoy things i don’t like just because i say soo waaah
      >writing walls of text just because someone likes something
      looks like someone is absolutely seething,no one cares about your opinions dude

    • Anonymous says:

      >uses "loser" 5 times in his text
      I don’t like band shirts either but I can’t help but think you may be projecting…

  4. Anonymous says:

    Only if you’ve never heard the band. It’s even more /fashion/ if you don’t even realize it’s the name of some random music band written on the shirt at all.

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