32 thoughts on “are beards Men's make-up?

    • Anonymous says:

      Just like hair and eyebrows are makeup

      no
      they are just hair on the face
      its like showing a woman with hair next to that same woman but bald and asking if hair is cosmetic
      some people have shitty beards
      some people are shit hair
      some people have shit face genes
      oh and btw he looks bad because hes fat, not because hes shaved
      hecking stupid cunt

      It’s more natural to have a beard than to shave it. So no, it has nothing to do with makeup. By that logic, a male lion should shave its mane if it could.

      Last I checked make-up doesn’t grow out of a woman’s face like my beard does. If beards are like make-up then so is styling your hair to frame your face better or going on a diet and exercising to make your face look thinner, something this fat cunt desperately needs to do. I don’t even know why you’d be worried about how fashionable you are when you look like that.

      autists

  1. Anonymous says:

    >are beards Men’s make-up?
    Sort of. Lots of men grow beards to hide double chins, weak jawlines, chubby cheeks, etc. No different than women trying to cover up bad skin.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I am a 6 without a beard. But clean shaven I get catcalled and just a month ago a random small time director begged me to be in his movie at the gas station.

    It’s actually insane how much it changes my face. I can’t even grow a ‘beard’ just a goatee type thing with patchy stubble around my cheeks. But apparently it’s enough to make me look much uglier. I hate shaving but it makes so much of a difference that I feel compelled to. My mother literally screamed at me one time because I hadn’t shaved and made me shave before an interview. And at the hecking job place the secretary complimented me so maybe my mom was right.

    • Anonymous says:

      >a random small time director begged me to be in his movie at the gas station.
      lmao he just wanted to heck you in the ass

  3. Anonymous says:

    no
    they are just hair on the face
    its like showing a woman with hair next to that same woman but bald and asking if hair is cosmetic
    some people have shitty beards
    some people are shit hair
    some people have shit face genes
    oh and btw he looks bad because hes fat, not because hes shaved
    hecking stupid cunt

  4. Anonymous says:

    It’s more natural to have a beard than to shave it. So no, it has nothing to do with makeup. By that logic, a male lion should shave its mane if it could.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Last I checked make-up doesn’t grow out of a woman’s face like my beard does. If beards are like make-up then so is styling your hair to frame your face better or going on a diet and exercising to make your face look thinner, something this fat cunt desperately needs to do. I don’t even know why you’d be worried about how fashionable you are when you look like that.

  6. Anonymous says:

    I’d prefer stubble because I hate shaving but my mustache is super blonde which makes me look like a sunni muslim if you know what I’m talking about.

  7. Anonymous says:

    No, clean shave is men’s makeup. It’s what a man does to artificially look less like a man and more like a woman or a cute little boy. A man’s beard is supposed to be nature’s way of telling women that he has hit puberty and can inseminate them. The thicker and bigger the beard, the higher T he is.

  8. Anonymous says:

    29 here, attempted to grow out some facial hair for the first time in my life. I think I’ve skirted my way solidly into "acceptable" territory. I think growing everything else out has helped.

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