are their fatties capable of high movement abilities and actions in a ukraine war setting?
Heard a drone shot down a russian fighter jet so we’re basically at war right now
Are amerifats capable of fighting russia in a world war?
are their fatties capable of high movement abilities and actions in a ukraine war setting?
Heard a drone shot down a russian fighter jet so we’re basically at war right now
Holy shit is this real?
All dreams can be achieved with trampolines
was expecting him to fly into the world trade center at end
yes, that's 'cado
Fighting a conventional war, absolutely not. Something like 3/4ths of mutts could not make the cut due to obesity, drug use, a criminal record or retardation. And that statistic is from the mid 2000s so I'd imagine it is even worse now.
>Something like 3/4ths of mutts
That'd still leave 83,250,000 Americans, more than twice Ukraine's pre-war population, and look at how good Russia's done trying to take on a country of just 40,000,000.
Mate, as if the army would give a fuck about the fitness of the troops in times of genuine war. They'd just stuff them all in the retards division and send them out first. Vietnam set the precedent on it.
I'm 250lbs and I can do 360s on a snowboard.
I eat a lot, but Ive always had physically active jobs and hobbies. My thighs are fucking massive.
I can't give up hamburger
Why is the gif in reverse? Seems like it'd be impressive straight forward.
it’s not reversed
Look closer, it is.
The frog man in the back is just working on a new technique
I literally made the gif from a video
the video was in reverse then
retard
yes, i made a second post. and I'll make a third if I have to
it starts with a blackflip if reversed way more impressive
Dont give a fuck. Nothing to do with Americans.
Sage
How do his ankles not snap??
It's only impressive because of his morbid obesity, but it is impressive...
Amerifats stay ready, son
he hits like a fucking tank lmao
No he doesn't. He hits like a retard.
> No he doesn't. He hits like a retard.
I can beat the ever loving shit out of everyone on this board. Some punches like that I'm picking them up and bouncing the back of their head on the pavement.
>ever loving
K boomer
This is the kind of shit a weakling barely holding back tears would say.
I used to train martial arts 6 hours a day while on 1 gram of test-c, 500 mg tren-e plus assorted sarms. I've completed a 100k while on the same with LSD added into the mix. I can punch harder than the drunk fatty without compromising defense
Ill have you know i have 300 confirmed sexes with a vaporeon in the navy
it's 2020+3 anon, internet tough guy is universally recognized as a bad look
even if you could legitimately beat the dogshit out of everyone on this board, posting about it still makes you look like a homosexual
I don't care about optics. 99% of the population voted for biden/trump. I am superior.
Ok kid hes swinging around drunk and he'd knock the living shit out of your DYEL ass for sure so what?
>t. Took a right hand nook to the head
Are you one of the kids in the video he assraped?
This is what happens when you confiscate strong and muscular guy with a layer on fat on with a skinny fat weakling.
> confiscate
confuse*
TOTAL DESTRUCTION
Str VS Dex
all right handed haymakers godamn.
I would drop that fatass with single counterpunch, mutts cant fight at all.
Lol at this finfag replying to every fight vid saying "I'd do this and that"
You won't do shit snowape
Our fats are highly weaponized and versatile
We gonna drop these suckers from planes on top of Russia
>israelitekraine
FTFY
Borderline superheroes
>Matthias Steiner
>Amerifat
Nikcados body guards.
Even their cringe is kino
Don't take their moment of lethargy for weakness
I firmly believe that conventional war is currently just waged for profit, to cull the total number of people and as a vehicle to push harsher policies that people would normally oppose to. Everyone knows that it's fucking retarded and everyone knows that the only thing people really fear is nuclear weapons. Dead soldiers don't scare anyone.
Here's a foreign fat for comparison.
>slow
>can’t do a backflip
>can’t win the ice cream unless handed to him
pathetic korean fats
Are russians?
>Heh Americans are all FAT and TRANNIES!
Yes, there is a reason the military loves their drones now. Because Americans are a bunch of no lifers. Hope you are ready to get BTFO by an obese autistic tranny speed running Obama's kill count.
If they were capable do you really think they'd need to hide behind (the) Ukraine?
>are their fatties capable of high movement abilities and actions in a ukraine war setting?
I think, given how the war's been going, that a single anime convention worth of Americans would be able to fight Russia.
If we sent fats to Ukraine
Source/story on this video? That is brutal as hell..
It's highly illegal
It's straight up savage murder basically. I wonder what injuries he endured. That was a hell of a ride, his face at the end says it all!! Do you have more info on that?
Yes dude, obviously.. but its highly illegal. Just enjoy the webm
Gotcha thanks for sharing
Easily. Remember Russia is already dead demographically so just stop talking about them like they still exist. They are a star wars dude that fell in the sarlac pit already. Sure they are still able to scream and flail in terror but basically they are dead. Ukraine is in the same boat. They are already dead too. So, could the US win? Absolutely. The slaughter rate would be so exquisitely one sided in favor of the USA. For every American life, 100s of Russians would die. Just a pure meat mulcher, russians go in, luiquifide russian fecal matter is sprayed out in fountanous showers of gore rain. All russians could do is cynically orgasm in agony as they are torn to shreds enmass. It would be an orgy of one sided slaughter.
Here let me help you sub human pukes that sill think russia is a thing.
Inb4 muh wagner.
Same shit is same. Russia is a dead state with a decal army.
nagger you are retarded if you think fitness is worth anything in modern warfare, just look at Russia getting obliterated by himars and drones, hey but at least they got very manly ads, just imagine what we could have done if we had sent to Ukraine our most advanced weaponry
Tfw el abominacion can do multiple flips and I've never even been able to do a single one my entire life
That's a mexican not an american. americans are from european heritage and have been here for generations.
>smoughs_armor_and_dark_grain.gif
Is he made of flubber?
>OP kek'd kekily on LULZ and posted some spaghetti for the keks
>His keks however, were only met with disdain because OP forgot... that he is a homosexual
The eurofags and us mutts aligned to turn this into a proxy war for the sole purpose of containment and avoiding a direct conflict between Russia and NATO troops. That fight would be so one sided and Russia would lose so hard, that they would fear this war is existential and the only path forward is escalation into a direct nuclear exchange.
this thread is a kek. Glad we broke the shill thread monotony
America has a population of 330mil with an average age of ~38, we'll be fine.
Why anyone would want to actually fight for this shitheap of a country I don't understand.
The media has convinced nigs/spics/chinks to hate America so they aren't going to volunteer. White people should absolutely not join under all this anti-white bullshit.
I'm impressed we have anyone in the military as is.
Good thing Russia is even more incompetent and dysgenic.
the fat guy is really good on a trampoline
Honestly I am more impressed with the trampoline. I will look up that brand if I am ever in the market.
Fats no
Technologicaly yes
They're able to erase Russia from the map without moving an inch from their continent and without even entering a war with them. Russia is having trouble against a poor and unarmed country in its borders to begin with.