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Stop right now. Put all other devices/articles away and close all tabs on your computer except for this one. Open your favorite text editor. Write the most sophisticated programming language you can using only the knowledge inside of your brain. What would you be able to build?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't give a shit about programming

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dont code but I say I do so i dont have to deal with questions or retorts

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's easy, I'd just write a FORTH and then load my personal FORTH dictionary.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >IQfy
    youd be lucky to get hello world in python

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      display “Hello world”
      Am I doing it right bros?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A programme that outputs "Hello World".

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if im allowed to use man then i am currently building a finance analysis tool
    no ctrl c/v from SO
    and the only libs i use are system libs (open/read/write to a file, filesystem access, mutexes and threads)

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Without getting compiler help, seeing errors and no access to source?
    Forth. I'd be able to hash out something in forth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As for what I'd be able to build, that would be a PITA because I wouldn't have API references so I'd be stuck with stupid shit like opening files, parsing and database style stuff.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if i can look at my sdk files like a vulkan triangle in c++ otherwise some shitty terminal program, maybe like an inventory management system or something idk I don't really program that shit's for nerds

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    @echo off
    "C:GOG GamesMaster of Orion 2ORION95.exe"

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >write the most sophisticated programming language
    i literally dont know what you mean, is your request that we write an entire programming language from scratch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        basically the idea is that if you're a good programmer, you can develop an entire language from scratch because the ideas required to build a language are the same as building any other program. The reason I chose a language instead of any other program is because languages can drastically change if you modify the implementation even a little bit. So if you can build a robust language without any help, not only are you highly skilled, but you are also pay a large amount of attention to detail and fully understand the consequences of implementing one change over another.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A simple (incomplete) Lisp in C++ would be doable. I've made one before.

          >languages can drastically change if you modify the implementation even a little bit
          Can confirm.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but how do i compile the compiler

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only know abap yet I'm still. Alive so there's that.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do normies really think we make code by pressing tab repeatedly in visual studios? Auto-complete is an extremely useful burst of speed so you can type ".Se[tab]" rather than ".SeriouslyGrowTheFrickUp", but fundamentally we know what the type it's just getting the computer to catch up.

    This AI shill cope is wearing thin.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >favorite text editor
    >emacs

    was this supposed to be hard?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    homie im on my first internship im not that cracked

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >memorization
    kys

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a programmer and the only script I know I memorised only because I use it on admin locked PC's at work where I cant load up angry IP scanner. All it does is scan class c subnets.

    >for /l %i in (1,1,255) do @ping -n 1 - w 10 x.x.x.%i | find /i "Reply"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dont even know you guys do the coding format thingy in your posts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      powershell is the most moronic and ugly shit ever

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most complex thing I wrote is an extremely stripped down tar implementation in C. It can list and extract regular files from a tar archive.

    1st year compsci btw

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i make a bash script that opens nethack then i run it

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